>tfw another year gone without a single girl showing any interest in you at all
>tfw you family still asks 'when are you going to get a girlfriend?'
>tfw asked over 50 women out this year and they all declined
>50 times
holy fuck how does this happen I got laid 5 times this year without any effort
>>25308799
Be fat NEET with autism
dailyremember
>tfw finally lose virginity through an act of god
>I'm 32
>parents are still "isn't it time you get a girlfriend?!"
Jesus christ I had to part the Red Sea to put my cock into a vagina. Getting a gf for the first time at my age is like doing a Mars landing.
>>25308884
this is truly incredible
I genuinely have a disdain for life
>>25308886
>tfw I've had opportunities to lose my v card, but I can't feel comfortable with it unless I have strong feelings for her
all I want is a gf I can love and who will love me back
>>25308884
Yeah that's me more or less. It actually makes me want to cry when my family implies I'm single because I don't try hard enough. I've been rejected by almost every woman in my town, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>25308786
When you go shoot up a place. Please just make it a Stacy shop or something. Not a random school. Please focus your anger this time anon. Don't forget to leave a manifesto though, that shit is cash.
>Or you know, just give up like me and enjoy the peaceful society we live in.
I haven't been in college for over two years now and it's getting harder and harder to meet people nevermind women. The few girls who have started at work are still young enough to basically want to be Chad's cocksleeve unfortunately.
>>25309255
>spare us normies
Normies should hurry up and die.
>>25308786
>tfw you family still asks 'when are you going to get a girlfriend?'
My dad used to ask this, then he asked "are you gay?", now he doesn't say anything anymore.
I've never tried. Should I even bother?
>>25308810
have you tried improving yourself, you fat fucking slob?
>>25310013
I want to know how a parent feels when they stop asking
>>25310063
Kind of on this boat
Made up a girlfriend, she's got the name of an old friend from primary school, I check her normiebook on my fake profile every now and then, "Oh yeah she got a new job, nice new car, she's on holiday". Gives me a reason to FB stalk her as she was oneitis, and it keeps my stories straight. No one really asks anymore, get an occasional "Hows the old ball and chain haha", and I just usually reply "Yeah doing okay, doesn't like her job but who does!"
>>25310063
I think he assumes the answer to his last question was "yes" even though I truthfully said "no". I don't know how he feels about it, though.
>>25308884
>hit on girls so often that you get recognised
>it's the girls' fault for rejecting you
More than anything, women are turned off by desperation. This guy exuded it.
how do I become acquainted with a girl I rarely see? we don't even know each other, nor I have any experience to make acquaintances
About a year or two ago, my mum told me that she had given up on having grandchildren. Now, being that I may as well be an only child, it meant she'd given up on me. Recently, however, she said something about adding a girlfriend to my list of things to attain in 2016, so I think she has hope for me again. I think my mum's going to be disappointed.
