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>At work/school/event trip
>Share hotel room with guy
>2AM
>Wake up to take a piss
>Come back
>See this

What do?
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Take a picture of it and make a thread on 4chan.
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>>25306519

Ask why still uses a Nokia Flip phone

Then proceed to waterboat his ass
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Eat the groceries of course
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why are balls so hot to me?
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>>25306519
Praise Christ for you are blessed
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>>25306673

Love em when they're stuff in panties, MMMmmmmMMM!
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I'd rub his butt

with my penis
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Who ass man here?
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>Tfw you hear
*Squish squishy* sounds
>Tfw you walk over to the bathroom in your hotel
>TFw you catch hjm in the act
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>>25306806
>>25306776

Btw this isn't AssBro

New competition in town, they call him [/spoiler] I forgot his Tumblr ID[/spoiler]

Pic related is assbro
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>>25306849

fuck me

this is an original comment
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>>25306849
he sure looks and moves like assbro
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>>25306983


Well the balls are different, and assbro...

Holy fuck you might be right
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>>25307039
well i just watched the second gif now this. assbro doesnt do butt play so it cant be him. fisrt one had the slightly autsy assbro movement though (god bless the cute fin)
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Well none of his recents show a zit, soooooOOoooOOoOOOOOO
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>>25307093

Exactly, and this guy dresses up too
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>>25307124
assbro does dress up though he said he was ordering a new dress or skirt
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>>25307140

fuck, alright someone needs to find out who's who.

This guy came out recently, I'd say a month and a half ago.
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>tfw you didn't do nothing wrong, but you don't say anything
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>>25307166
that's strange i never saw him till now. it looks different enough to tell he just needs his own alias. i think we should call him buttbro, boipuccibro, bropucci, bumbro, cousincaboose, ass acquaintance, derriere dude, bunbro, or fatassfriend

personaly i like boipuccibro
i wonder if the apprentice will become the master
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>tfw they forgot to bring the lube, so you have to resort to other means
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>>25307282

Well with the way his arshole looks, it's only acceptable.

Though that name seems a bit too long
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>tfw all you wanted was Santa's hard cock to warm up your ass
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>>25307323
could shorten it to bpbro as an extension on the nickname
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>tfw you forgot your belt for the camping trip & everyone took advantage of you
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>>25307297
So that's how you get aids.
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>>25307354

okay now it just sounds weird

I'm thinking moreee... NoHomoBro
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>>25307426
idk it is kind of gay... where do we find him anyway? we can ask him to choose from our list
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>>25307442


Tumblr, I subscribed to him (or how ever you follow people over there) so I should be able to find him. A lot of bp in my feed so it might take a while.
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>>25307461
you sound like a bp connoisseur my friend. i really like the idea of assbro taking on an apprentice and somehow training them through squats and stuff to get a huge fat ass hahah. then he eventually says you're ready and adopts him a trip as they both upload his first set :3
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>tfw you wanted to see why Lila like him so much
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Everyone in this thread should fucking kill themselves. Traps, faggots and their enablers should be fucking hanged.
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>>25307520
why dont you start it off then friend. we promise to do it once you're done! ;)
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>>25307488

bp is the only way bro

found a guy with a nice ass just a state away from me, reminds me of assbro a little. Afraid he'll stop replying like assbro did :(
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>>25307532

roasties are upset we're finding other means for pleasure :^)

the envy turns me on even more
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>tfw he already knows what you want
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>>25307555
nice trips

yeah that's some sweet bp you should go for it! and share the results with us

> Afraid he'll stop replying like assbro did :(
what do you mean by this?

>i'd spank you till the neighbors call child services
hahaha nice

>>25307571
well they did say everyone in the thread... that means them as well right?
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>>25307619

assbro n I used to chat until he stopped replying, he hasn't posted since. I guess he's scared?
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>>25307646
i only spoke to him on cuteboys and a a couple times here. did he private message you? were you going to meet up? he doesnt seem to want friends just show off you know. 'd chat with him though of course
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>>25307671

> he doesnt seem to want friends

this, I think he just does it for attention

selfish desu, I just want to eat the booty like groceries.
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>>25307571
Why would girls get upset about qt boy butts? They love gay porn as much as gay men do.
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>>25306519
Balls are to big. They will have to touch unfortunately.
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>>25307715
you didnt answer the other things though.
well i saw someone getting reaslly upset with him on cute boys because he wouldnt be there friend

still though that ass is to good not to share either way. hiding it would be a waste and cruel since he's kv. this way at least thousands get to enjoy him
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>>25307725


More bp = less roastie value

They're only watching gay porn to learn what we guys love so much about bp.
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>Mfw she thought all the attention would go to her :^)
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>>25307039
damn that's nice

more pls
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>yfw you keep telling yourself it's Hermione while pounding that sweet bp

faggot
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>>25307571
>roasties are upset we're finding other means for pleasure :^)

or, they just think you are a fag
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>>25307854

>opens thread
>faps
>instant regret
>shit posts while cum rubs all over keyboard
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>tfw no cute bp to pound against a bed
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>tfw he hides your car keys in his asshole
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>>25307854

>Not getting ready for the real deal

Make sure to bring a vibrator Mr. Minute Man
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>>25307947
D I A M O N D S
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>>25307362
what artist did this? Can't find it anywhere.
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Someone needs to invent a giant teddy bear that hugs you when someone else hugs their bear somewhere in the world.

The teddy will have different modes

1. Worldwide hugs (grabs random users from a pool)
2. Friendly hug (connects you to your long distant friend only through an app)
3. Depressing hugs (connects to other people that are depressed)
4. Gay hugs (separate attachment for electric dildo, so you can virtually fuck each other).

Sounds doable desu

Look at the Frebble for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Bz9ta-zAM

(fucking feminist making everyone dislike the video)
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>>25308029

I don't know, but I fucking love that type of artwork/pose.

Sneak attack buttfucking is my thing mang

jus fmsu
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>>25308086
I'm a bear.
I could hug you.
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>>25308144

I don't understand this fetish

you're all sweaty and hairy..
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>>25308155
I don't sweat where I'm from but I am hairy.

But you realize that that isn't a dude in the gif right?
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Has anyone fucked both girl butt and boi pussi?

Do they feel different?
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>>25308181

I like to imagine it is, not all traps wear capes
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>>25308209
http://kill-la-kill.wikia.com/wiki/Mako_Mankanshoku
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>>25308196

They wouldn't be here

anyone that got a girl to do anal has to be a Chad
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>>25308222

stop ruining my fantasy you fucking faggot
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>>25308246
do unto others as others have done unto you
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>>25308232
I did anal with my ex gf and I'm by no means a chad
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>tfw you asked for whipcream, not whipped cream

>>25308277
kys f/a/m
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s-s-top making me gay, you fucks!
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Btw if anyone wants to chat, hmu on kik: Melomar
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>>25308303
this

I'm not gay, but this thread is making me hard af
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>>25308303


>yfw he wanted your milk with his coco puffs instead
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>tfw you never knew this was an easier way to wash your asshole
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>tfw you were caught but couldn't stop yourself
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>>25308416

>tfw you just let him use you & had no regrets
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>tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw
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>>25308425
>tfw insert face into pillow
Rough sex is best sex
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>>25308500

>Piercings

To the trash with you
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>tfw you had to pay the debt one way or the other
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>tfw he hides the catnip in his asshole
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>tfw you fall in love with the smell
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>tfw ...

this is an original comment
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>tfw he let you practice on him
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>>25308592


>tfw he liked it more than the thought

alright I'm going to bed, kik me faggots
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>>25308303
Don't fight it, anon
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Why does the idea of penetrating a skinny boy make me solid?
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>>25308952
Dunno
Probably has something to do with nohomo
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>>25309037
Now this was made to take dick. Would never be homo.
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>>25309624
that's just admin senpai he's pretty cool
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