And you guys think >tfw no gf is a problem,
I just found out that my first ever gf is two months pregnant with my kid, and I'm 18.
ouch - what are you going to do?
change your name and move to mexico?
>>25305493
I don't know dude. This late along, I don't know if I can in good conscience support her getting an abortion. At the same time, I'm not ready to be a dad, and she says if she keeps it she doesn't want to put it up for adoption. She doesn't have health insurance either, which means it would cost a fuckton of money.
>>25305568
Jesus, that's just fucked. I literally don't know what to say.
>>25305445
ahhh, the normalfag's comeuppance
every time i get really horny, and want to go fuck some 3/10 from online, i remember this type of shit and realize that even though my life is fucked, i will never have to deal with that shit
i hate little kids
prepare for the worst op, because if there is no abortion, IT IS COMING
>>25305445
>he fell for that vigina trap
hahahahaha you have no male reproductive rights. enjoy paying your expesive chid support bills or force into fatherhood to a women that can turn into a nagging bitch at any moment.
ABORT, ABORT, ABORT
>>25305568
So what's your game plan now, OP? Also realize that you probably won't stay with this girl at your age. Did you graduate yet?
Congratulations.
Hope you picked a good one.
>>25305445
I'm laughing at your eventual misery that comes with raising children. Normie BTFO.
Good
That's what you get for being a normie
>>25305445
Shit like this makes me glad that no girl wants to fuck me.
Thanks OP. You may be fucked for life I suppose, but I'm sure as hell glad to say that I'm not you right now.
>>25305445
Tfw 18 years from now your child will be posting here how much of a shitty life his unexperienced parents gave him and how autisic you two were for conceiving a child at 18
>>25305445
good beta. now provide for your family.
and eat pussy, you know that you love pussy far too much to stop abiding by her.
>>25305923
ayyyyyyy lmao i dont even know if a single one of these "wrong picture" images are real but i had a kek
>>25305445
abortion.
original comment
>>25305445
Fuck...
That poor kid
you fucked her, be a man and have the child like a man would do, and provide for your family. Your life willsill be ten times better that if your had been born to a pesant family a hundred years ago
>>25305568
>I don't know if I can in good conscience support her getting an abortion.
You're fucking dumb
>and she says if she keeps it she doesn't want to put it up for adoption
She's even fucking dumber
You should just burn the house down with the 3 of you in it
NORMALFAGS! WWTL?!
>>25305445
I bet a vasectomy is looking like quite a bargain now
>it's okay, the state will pay for it!
Kill yourself. Better yet, kill all three of you.
>>25305445
If this isn't bait, you truly are fucked. Looks like no college for you or your babymama. Get a good job and do it now anon. You are going to have literally zero alone time for the next 4 years after your child is born
>>25305568
>2 months
Maybe it's still possible to do a pill abortion rather than a surgical one. They should cost 50-100.
Also if you're against abortions for any reason, you're a retard
>>25305875
This. OP made us realize things can get worse. You can knock up a girl at 18 which ends up ruining your life.
>>25305568
It's game over for you, you dumb fuck top kek. Seriously though, you sir are FUCKED.
>>25305780
Get into a better degree and start working more if we decide to keep it.
>>25305793
I love her. I just wish this happened later instead of now.
>>25305881
I laughed.
>>25305977
This is what I want. But I don't think I'm ready for that.
I bet being a virgin beta's not sounding so bad now, is it OP?
>>25306084
>first ever girlfriend
>I'm 18
>I love her
We're all laughing at you.
>>25305445
Too bad if you guys aren't black. I just heard about a story where a black baby mama got jealous her baby daddy had just met someone (literally one day of knowing the girl) so she went over to the new girl's house and firebombed the place. Sadly for you, you don't have such luck. Tough break kid, good luck in Mexico.
>Norm shits getting BTFO
lovely, op is probably the same faggot who was boasting on here he was getting sex from some nigger lover. And in the end he was too stupid to know how to use protection.
>>25306084
>I love her
Ahh OP, young love was fun while it lasted. You'll realize within the next few months how little you meant what you just said. And as soon as that kid is born, you will rank second to your child in your girl's eyes. Cucked by your newborn
>>25305650
>>25305445
why not just put on a ski mask, pretend to mug your gf and then punch her really really hard in the stomach resulting in miscarriagedon't actually do this. that's really fucked. my mind goes to dark places
>>25306101
Go fuck yourself piece of tras. Op your seem like a nice guy in deep shit. Have you talked to your parents
I do respect you for wanting to keep the child
>>25305445
should have kept your genitals to yourself, underage normie
>tfw op has niggerbrain and fell for the sex meme
>tfw noone gives a fuck about op, his vagina human accomplice and their 4 legged sac of dna gestating inside her.
op guess what you stupid shitforbrain nigger? You are dropping out of college and working.
Unless you got some comfy parent money to jerk off your vagina human and friend for 4 years while you pursue some dead end money sink. Cut your debts and look for a steady job. From there you will support your vagina human and your little tyke for 18 years until your stupid niggerself pays off your debt to society. Remind your parents they did a shitty job raising your everytime you speak with them and try and take your shitty college classes on the side as you work your way to being a half decent human being.
>>25306208
I have not. I'm scared of what my mom's reaction to this would probably be.
>>25306324
Probably like the reactions you're getting in this thread, but with less cursing and more crying. You fucked up your life man. If you have any siblings, congratulations, you are officially your parents least favorite.
>>25305445
Nigger you what? I'm 18 and the last time I had sex was back in March and that was like my second time doing it. And I got away Scott free. How could you fuck up so badly senpai?
>>25306417
What part of your post was necessary? Get the fuck out normie, you're just as bad as OP. Minimum age should be raised to 21 god damn
>>25306149
This is exactly what happened in an episode of SVU
how fucking hard is it to not cum inside a girl?
>>25306581
You know that urge you sometimes get to cum on your own face?
That dissipates immediately after and you're left with nothing but shame?
That's exactly what creampies are.
>>25305445
How long have you known this girl for?
>>25306456
All of it, it was just to piss you off specifically. You've been pranked. This was a prank video.
>>25306611
>You know that urge you sometimes get to cum on your own face?
mon visage quand
>>25306611
>that urge you get to cum on your face
I knew you guys were all literal faggots
Dumb normies. can't even wear a condom.
>>25305445
Alright OP, you've clearly fucked up. There isn't much you can do except convince her to get an abortion or just accept what you've done and take responsibility for it.
You should probably get another job and start saving up some money for future things such as housing, if you don't already a place, and resources. Also talk to your parents to seek if they can help you out a bit.
You messed up Anon, but now you've got to accept what you've done.
>>25306581
Well, there's a chance that OP is a premature ejaculator. Or he wanted to creampie her because he watches prono.
>>25306611
>You know that urge you sometimes get to cum on your own face?
I do not know what that is like, but you sound like a degenerate tbqfh
>>25305445
>two months
>8weeks
Abort bro.. Trust me you don't want a kid at 18 unless you're already wealthy.
At 8 weeks the thing isn't even close to being human or alive. Forget what the Jesus loving faggots claim. Abort.
>>25306616
Little over 2 months
>>25306611
Nah dude, we don't know that fucking feel you cock pirate
So you're about to have the company of your child for your entire life and will never ever be alone. Big fucking deal, I unironically wish I was you
>>25305445
Get fuckin KUCKED normie
>Chance is a Beautiful Thing
Birth control is so stupidly cheap and available you'd have to almost want to get pregnant for that to happen. Why are people still fucking up their lives by having accident babies?
>>25306661
and i thought it could not get any worse
>>25306661
Abort bro. And sell it to her in the nicest way..
It costs hundreds of thousands to raise a kid. Neither of you have careers or a home of your own. You're not ready to take on the responsibility and be a good parent. Tell her you want to wait till you can give the child everything it deserves and needs.
>>25306686
Normies are probably thinking "Well this could never happen to me!"
OP deserves his fate. May his child grow into a robot
>>25306721
and we will have one more in our ranks
hey bro, you sure she's prego? like 100% sure? make her take a test right infront of you like make her pee in a cup and make sure it's her piss. biches be crazy trust me man I had to deal with one myself
>>25306061
This. At least I'm a virgin loser studying engineering, poor OP is going to work in fast food and eventually have half his paycheck go to child support
>>25305445
>>25305568
>dumb normie literally reaping what he sowed
feels good
>>25305445
No, I've actually been pointing out this exactly man. The burden of never having sex ever is so easy to deal with, compared to having unintentionally fertilized a woman.
>>25305445
If you don't want to be a dad, then tell her to get an abortion. It's selfish to bring a kid into the world if you don't want them and/or can't provide for them.
>>25306742
She saw the ultrasound. It's 10 weeks old. This is what that looks like.
>>25306811
This. Seriously, take a day and make a pros/cons list with her. It sounds silly, but having everything out in the open might change her mind. You fuckers aren't even fully developed yet, and you want a kid?
Make her see how her life will be ruined by bringing this child into the world. Tell her you want a kid, but only when you're ready for one. GET THE FUCK OUT
>>25306802
the "burden" of using birth control is even easier than both of those.
>>25306859
and the only fully effective birth control is abstinence
though I do have mixed feelings, on if I ever got the chance to have sex, if I would do it and just edge without cumming, since I have lots of practice doing that masturbating
>>25306859
hold up, let me get up and walk across the room, killing my hardon to go get a condom to try to put on my now half-flaccid dick
>>25306913
>normie crying about using a condom
have fun with your new brat :^)
>>25305445
Spike her food with Plan B for a couple months
She'll miscarry and she'll be none the wiser
>>25306894
>he thinks he'll have control!
top kek
>>25306894
if you're that paranoid, do literally any combination of the following:
-wear condom
-pull out
-have gf on birth control
or just get a (reversible) vasectomy
bonus if you have a pro-choice gf
>>25306956
>he thinks its hard to just pull back an extra inch and cum on her stomach
literal mongoloid nigger-tier pants-on-head retarded
>>25306993
Go ahead and let me know once you've actually done it, son.
>>25306956
I can literally masturbate constantly for 3 hours, then just put my dick back in my pants and go about the day
>>25307009
ive done it a bunch of times actually, and i never fucking blew my load inside a girl i knew wasnt on birth control
you really must be a fucking idiot to not be able to pull out, seriously
im baffled
>>25307021
>says the virgin
>>25306084
>I love her.
>18
>first gf
Oh shit OP, I feel bad for you. You're balls barely dropped, you don't know anything about love. How long you guys been dating for?
>>25306924
This. It literally takes 5 seconds to put on a condom. You can bitch all you want, but it's not our problem, daddy.
I'm jealous.
Now you have a reason for living. You should thank her.
>>25307071
2 months he said earlier
Idk man sometimes when i fap i like edging then i just cant fucking edge anymore and the feeling just rises and i just explode and i regret it because ive made a mess and i quickly close the porn down and cleanup. I regret it for like 5 min then i go back to my normal life
OP did all that but inside a girl and nows hes gonna regret it for the rest of his life
Fuck orgasms manwhy they gotta feel so good :(
All you had to do was wear a fucking condom OP.
>>25306844
hey man just so you know that there are sites where you can get those and they can be any weeks old you want them to be. is she crazy do you think she's the type of bitch that maybe would do that? cover your ass bro she might be playing you
>>25307083
Hoho
Normies getting fucked. FUCKED!
>>25307030
is nobody going to answer?
im not a virgin, ive had sex with 3 different girls and ive never had this problem of not being able to pull out
im speechless at this stupidity
>>25305445
>18
>keeping it
Okeey OP, I call bullshit.
What person is so much of a retard that they would keep a child at 18?
You are practically destroying any future and dooming yourself to a life in poverty.
>>25306736
Fertile child soldiers will certainly be invaluable in the case of a drawn out beta revolution...
>>25307148
its not a meme, ive seen it back when i was in high school.
the bitch dropped out junior year, the guy graduated and they're doing the kid thing
bigass baka right there
>>25306992
>if you're that paranoid, do literally any combination of the following:
HOW ABOUT JUST DON'T HAVE SEX! ITS NOT THAT HARD IN FACT ITS THE EASIEST THING TO DO IN LIFE, and default mode of existence for me.
>-wear condom
I'd rather just masturbate or cuddle than wear a condom when being circumcised. It also provides false sense of security, could break, slip, spill over, etc and wearing one, if I could even manage to stay hard, would lessen my motivation to edge in the pussy for like an hour or more.
>-pull out
Yea, its called karezza, sex without ejaculating at all, basically just edging in the pussy with no fluid release on your part.
>what is precum
fuck, now I'm not so sure
>-have gf on birth control
Make people do things, trust your life to someone else telling you they took little white pills regularly....
>or just get a (reversible) vasectomy
Elective surgery, no thanks. Bad enough being circumcised, not gonna cut up my reproductive system anymore.
>bonus if you have a pro-choice gf
The point is that you never even have to deal with the ethical dilemma of murdering your unborn child if you just never have sex int he first place
>>25307042
I was talking about masturbating. When losing my edge means super high risk of impregnating, I'd have more self control than if it just means another stain on the wall. Or ya know, just pull out and spray it somewhere else.
>>25305445
I had a kid when I was 17
Two choices:
Man up, get a job and learn a trade. Know that when your kid is old enough to move you'll only be in your 30's. Still in your prime.
Or, kill yourself/run away
This is your wake up call anon, what kind of man will you be?
>>25307206
>not gonna cut up my reproductive system anymore.
>doesn't want to ever have sex
Should've joined the gay masterace, OP.
>>25307148
Young parents have seen a steady decline in the 2010's, but yeah this shit wasn't rare at all from like 2001-2009. Knew 3 girls alone in my school who had to drop out due to pregnancy, and that was just my school. My cousin who lived across the country told me that he had SIX girls who were either pregnant or new mothers. These days, people are fucking more but they are being smarter about it. Except for OP, he's screwed.
>>25307230
Also, i went through the ringer OP. my baby mom is a crazy spic who cheated on me, brought other men around my kid, i fought court battles, etc
I used to sit around and smoke weed all day. Now I'm 25, work a good job, and know when I'm 30 and my kid is in college or doing whatever they want to do, I can travel the world and do everything i dreamed because I'm actually financually stable.
This can either be the best or worst thing OP. it is what you make it. Having a kid forced me to get my shit together. But could have easily driven me to suicide.
>>25307318
God damn i mispelled a lot of shit.
>>25306844
Aww he's a cute one. Don't kill him.
>>25307318
>>25307318
>tfw 18 and currently in the weed-with-every-meal stage
its either bux or wagecuckoldry
not op btw
>>25307230
>>25307318
At least you were able to grow up and make something of yourself. My only friend had a kid when he was 20, but he's hardly a provider. Works a minimum wage job full time, but he spends half of his paycheck on coke and the other half he's forced to give to his baby mama. His kid has anger issues due to seeing his mom and dad fight every week. Plus his chick is fucking dudes behind his back, but he relies on her for food and shelter so he does nothing about it. Truly a shell of the friend I once grew up with.
>>25305568
Look abort now, it's way easier than infantcide.
>>25305650
Unless OP aborts her
>>25307148
My mom was 18, my dad was 17 and they both kept mealthough sometimes I think that it wasn't a wise decision
