who /shit name/ here?
>mfw 18 and my name is fucking George
>>25303793
My brothers name is George. I just call him by his middle name cause George is a fucking shit name
You should not feel bad, it could be worse... My name is Jorge.
My name is Jerry. People always ask me about tom.
>tfw half the people will get the reference
>>25303793
Vinny
>>25303844
build wall plz amigo
Corey
Literally the faggiest name in existence. H8 my parents for it.
>mitch
JUST
>>25303793
>Joshua
Could be worse desu senpai
Tim
>parents couldn't come up with a name consisting of more than 3 letters.
>>25303881
Mitch is tight senpai. Money Makin Mitch.
>>25303865
Vinny is ALPHA AS FUCK
Quit yer bitchin'
>>25303885
>Tim
Tim is a decent name senpai, my fathers name is tim
>Blake
Only works as a last name
>>25303870
The problem is that, in Portuguese, Jorge is pronounced in a similar way to George but people think that it's pronounced like in "Mexican" so they keep pronouncing it like hore-hey
>>25303884
Joshua is God tier
>>25303793
Grant
So many consonants in one syllable
>>25303916
hahaha no fucking way
sounds beta as fuck
>>25303916
t-thanks senpai but it's not
>>25303793
But St George killed a dragon senpai.
>>25303793
>Ryan
I was destined for twinkdom from birth.
>>25303916
>>25303893
>tfw posted the thread to get some kind of reassurance that my name isnt wholly shit
>received none
>>25303915
soooooo......no wall?
>>25303942
How about Josh
>>25303793
Give me some pussyslayer names /r9k/
>>25303881
>>25303877
>>25303911
all bad, i feel for you all
not as bad as mine though... Barry
>>25303861
you arent funny go bed
>>25303965
nah I'm confy here in my 3rd world country
>>25303934
gee dont take your name for grant
>>25303965
nah, I'm confy here in my 3rd world country thanks
>>25303970
MAX
LANCE
CHRIS
>>25303970
Vince
Rick
Brody n Cody
Nic
Hayden Ayden Aiden
Dan
and obviously Stu
>>25303970
Mike
Logan
John
Liam
>>25303916
lol Josh is the most beta name
>>25304046
I regret posting in this thread now senpai
>tfw im a white guy and my name is Xavier
Is that name faggy? I feel like it really is
>>25304046
Whats ur name
>>25303989
Practice makes master.
>>25304067
Hunter
>>25303934
That's a great name you fool!
>>25304093
>hunter
Implying that's not a beta name
Hugh reporting in. Why live?
>>25303861
>My name is Jerry
>*funky bass line*
>*laugh track*
Helllloo, Jerry.
>>25304063
Do you wear a small cross around everywhere? thats what I imagine, xavier sounds religious
>>25303970
Bruce, Griffin, Hank, Ike, Jordan
>Andrew
thanks mum and dad
>>25303934
Consonants are what make names good
>>25304034
I'm only gonna give you Rick. The rest of those names are shit
White guy named Reggie reporting in. Feels good man.
>tfw badass name
hehehehe feels good
>>25304115
wtf is a Hugh
Any other Moes here?
>>25304120
This is one of the best names out there! I have yet to meet an Andrew I didn't like
>brad
>not chad
>>25304143
plz no bully senpai. Life is hard enough for a Hugh.
>tfw John
I guess I'd be a good leader, my last name is unique. Familiar, but unique.
>tfw named Jonathan king of the Alpha males
>>25304178
hugh is aight senpai, it could be alot worse
>>25304199
Life is hard for a boy named Hugh.
>Spencer
tell me about my name
>>25304234
first impressions are hard working bloke
What's Eggy's real name?
>>25304234
I use to shop in you when I was 5
>>25304225
Hugh is a robot who just wants a friend
>>25304234
Makes me think of a skinny faggot.
I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10 Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker.
/George Carlin
>>25304234
I like your gift shop nigga
My name is literally fucking Chad. In my little friends group of losers there is a running joke about me being secretly alpha and its so fucking annoying
>>25304225
>All I can think of is Jimmy Neutrons dad
He is pretty alpha but your son will never like you
>>25303983
IMO, Barry's a pretty cool name.
Probably just all the Jetpack Joyride I've played talking, though.
Hayden. I just feel like it makes me seem like a fag.
>>25304305
You aren't wrong
blox
Jimmy. I'm thinking of going by James.
>>25304305
yeah, Hayden is hella faggy tbqh
Michael/Mike master race here
My name is Jorge. I hate it because everyone pronounces it in the Spanish way "whore-hey", so I just tell people my name is George, which is a beta name in any case.
>>25303915
Hola Jorge.
t.
Alberto Barbosa
>>25304275
>Nicky the femboy
>Vinny the slim kid who is tall and lanky and loud and anxious
>Tony the slightly overweight kid who rubs people and wears the same 3 sweaters everyday
vs
>Todd who grew up in a very christian household, enjoys telling on people, faints at the site of blood and is scared of girls
>Kyle who is a hardcore manlet hooligan that enjoys hunting and wears camo but also listens to rap and is funny
>Tucker who is a smelly 3/4 nigger from a poor family
no one wins in this situation
>>25304406
>Alberto Barbosa
Name of a beastly legend
>>25304398
so will you build wall?
>>25304261
I'm hoping you don't know me IRL because that's a pretty good description
>>25303970
Chad
Hank
Christian
Roman
Seth
Dean
Luke
>>25304447
Do you want me to get out?
>>25304435
You cannot go wrong with Alberto
>Christian
Tell me about my name /r9k/
I think it is a good name because it is named after Jesus Christ.
>>25304513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCIKdjVooQ0
Abajuandrick Johnson
>>25304511
Unless you're trying to seem interesting in front of people that is
Thoughts on Neil?
>name is literally antonio montana
>but i'm not a badass manlet cuban drug lord, I'm a lanky columbian beta
>>25304548
Neil Cicieraga
>>25303885
>>25303905
>Tom
i know that feel bro
also
>do you prefer Tom or Thomas
i don't fucking care
>>25304563
Just get surgery to break down your legs and do lots of cocaine mayne
Connor. Please kill me
>>25304261
Me too. I knew a kid in my high school's band named spencer who wore glasses and was a beta cuck who wore thick rimmed glasses.
He had a sister who wore doctor who shit in school. Remember she wore a tardis dress with a light as a hat, and walked around all day like that. And it wasn't once in a while, it was once every week or so.
Neat guy, though.
>>25303793
OP are you still around?do you live in Canada by any chance? would be crazy if you were the George I knew irl.
>>25303970
James
Paul
Vincent
Vladimir
&
William
Are the most alpha names.
>>25304649
shit I fucked that up badly
>Liam
You could have atleast put William on the certificate, 19 years of life and people cant pronounce it ever. Niggers are the worst at it because they try to add their little accent shit to it and say "ley e Am."
my name is Claudio............its alright...
Eric here. Ever seen a chad named Eric? Nope. Just columbine shooters and nerds.
>>25304655
Shit, George, he's on to you.
>>25304655
nope, im in massachusetts
>>25304324
Jimmy is cuter than James
>>25304681
Eric Decker comes to mind.
>name is dionysus
>i'm a raging drunk
guess my parents chose well, but it's a shit ass ancient name that nobody pronounces or spells right. I also look nothing like the greek sculptures, because i'm a manlet effiminate whiteboi.
>>25303793
My name's David
I actually like my name
![fc,550x550,white.u3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cqy3CEB.jpg "fc,550x550,white.u3[1].jpg")
>>25304675
"lee am"
"lee ayy lmao"
>>25304700
that's unfortunate. I kind of know a massive 18 yr old beta named George, would be cool to have an /r9k/ bro.
Harris is in a tier of its own.
>That Faggot
>Jay
I wanna die
>>25304721
David is a strong name, David killed a fucking Goliath.
>barney
To make it worse, im not even from an english speaking country
>>25304775
David here, been lurking.
My name is the only thing I love about myself
>>25304458
do you also wear a black hood alot
>>25304994
Used to
Do you live in CA?
>>25304681
I know a really hot Eric with brown hair
>tony
anyone think this is shit besides me? i think its weird.
Gregory
>tfw i constantly get asked whether I prefer Greg or Gregory but I just don't fucking care
>>25303793
Why do we say Chad when talking about alphas? It's literally the most beta, lower-class white trailerpark name I can think of.
>>25305019
haha yeah are/were dating rlly ugly black girl
>>25305052
No I've never been on a date in my life
>>25305065
pfftt nvm then anon you sound cute nevertheless
>>25303793
I am the same as you, OP. George is such a shit name, sounds so ugly coming out of the mouth.
>tfw will never have a nice name with cool phonics
suits me well though, I guess. I'm an ugly, depressed, manlet loser. waiting for death
>>25305083
thanks robot <3
>Marcus
I have a nigger name.
Barack Osama Obama kill me plz i have sandniggername
>>25305163
are you by any chance Mexican?
Fuck off, Europe. Kevin is a good name.
>>25305086
h-have you ever had gf?
>>25303793
In classic fashion, spics are unable to think of anything original. I got stuck with Carlos. (Which I just replace with Charlie, aside from signatures, etc)
>>25305201
No, I'd be named Marco in that case.
Why couldn't they just name me Mark like every other white person?
>tfw Gavin
>>25305230
Mark is ugly sounds like an old white dad that secretly jerks it to CP Marcus rolls off the tongue better
>>25305223
not ever, and I do not see that changing.
>>25305231
Oh fuck that's like legit shit tier. Can't get much worse man.
>>25305086
>waiting for death
kinda sick of people saying this on here
>>25305203
It's a pleb name like Wayne and Keith m8, make dealings.
>>25305270
>Mark is ugly sounds like an old white dad that secretly jerks it to CP
>implying
>>25305298
why is it you feel that way?
I wait for death because I may as well play vidya and jerk off. I'm not actively seeking death, but I won't care when it arrives.
>>25305318
im just saying Marcus thats what it sounds like if you want to sound like that get people to sstart calling you plain ol'Mark
Michael. I think it's fine. I could have people call me Mike and have a Chad-tier name, but most Mikes I know are stupid as fuck.
>>25305346
Because you get one life, and apparently people like you would rather hang around the house being depressed doing nothing instead of enjoying life.
It's just sounds sad as fuck to me, is all.
>Nick
its pretty good desu
>>25305540
Yeah, I get one life and it's shit. I never chose to feel the way I do, it's hard to enjoy life when no one gives a shit about you and you're hardly a well-adjusted and normal-functioning person.
It sounds sad as fuck because it is, and you sound like a normie. You just have to try and understand others a little more, pal.
Jonas
JUST
FUG
MY
SHIT
UP
>>25303793
Justin..... why did mommy do this to me
>Jeffrey
Not that bad. People call me Jeff
Thoughts on Marc?
Marc vs Mark vs Marcus vs Marco
All M names are God-tier BTW
>>25305811
Dude you're like a caricature of the "mouse" type of robot
anyway I would probably tried to have been friends with you in HS
Tobi
JUST
>>25303793
You think your name is bad? My name is campian. A FUCKING FLOWER, AND PEOPLE CALL ME FUCKING CAMP
>>25304093
same here
feelsbadman.original
Michael.
I don't like it. It's so fucking boring and plain and common. And what makes it worse, is that it doesn't even sound good. It doesn't roll off the tongue, it just sounds like shit.
>zebulon
sounds like a name for a fucking alien. My parents took a trip around Pikes Peak near the time when I was born so "Zebulon" jumped out at them. But shit.
>>25306180
change it bro
>>25304393
I've always wanted to be a Mick like Michael Jagger.
>>25304662
>tfw james
Where's that anon named Elevator?
Holy fucking lel, I will never forget you.
I'll be walking down the street or having a wank, and I'll suddenly remember that there's some faggot with the name Elevator out there, and I'll burst into laughter
>>25303970
Chad
Axel
Steel
Raymundo
>>25303793
My name is Borys. Its like Boris but with a y. My dad named me. Said he wanted me to stand out.
>>25303917
Let me hear it m8
>>25303916
Just wanted to let you know I got your pun unlike the rest of these dimfucks
If I have a son I'm naming him Thaddeus. ye or ne?
>mfw my name is Brendan
JUST
>>25306546
I'm going to fuck your boypussy and scream "brenda"
>Named Sam.
>Sam the man
>Uncle Sam!
>Hey Sam got any green eggs and ham.
Just kill me senpaitachi.
>>25306580
>>Hey Sam got any green eggs and ham.
Would slap the life out of any faggot that ever said that
>>25306537
Name him Ye, after our Lord and saviour Kanye West
>>25303865
>>25303881
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>>25304093
>>25304140
>>25304675
>>25305163
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>>25306015
Good names bros, I don't know why you are bitchin.
You faggots have it easy with Western names, my name is fucking Dafag. Viet here.
>>25304143
>>25304178
>>25304225
>Hugh Woattmeigh
>>25306087
Michael here.
I actually like my name.
It means "one who is like God"
Bretty dope imo
It's also common, but not TOO common.
>>25304093
Redneck NASCAR faggot that shops exclusively at Kmart
>>25306685
Why not get a Western name then?
Most Viets in my country(there are a huge amount) have a typical Norwegian name that they use outside with Norwegians, if their Viet name is too hard to pronounce for us.
>>25306685
>the fag
haaahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahaahaahhahahahahahahahahahh
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
Atleast you fags have male names, my name is Bailey
>>25303793
My name is Alex.
How cucked am I?
>>25306918
Is your name Alex, or is your name Alexander?
Alex is a retarded circumcision, Alexander is awesome as fuck, and you should insist that people call you Alexander.
>>25307032
>circumcision
Postcision. Cutting after. Circumcision is cutting from both ends.
>>25307032
Alexander takes too long to pronounce and people will just resort to calling you Alex.
>>25307059
Touche.
>>25307092
Then you should tell them that they should stop being faggots and respect your wishes to be called Alexander or fuck off.
My name is Dennis and I can't even have people call me Den because it's not common in my country. I fucking hate it, sounds so stupid.
>>25303793
That's not even a bad name faggot shut up
if your name was something like
>jerry
>thomas
>blake
>todd
>chad
>corey
>josh
>blane
>tucker
just kill yourself. George is a strong name. A safe thing for names is if it was in the bible, it's a cool name, basically. for whatever reason, names back them were all p good.
>>25307141
Thomas is a good name. The rest I agree with are horrible.
>>25303861
>Jerry! Hello!
>>25303793
>tfw Piotr (Peter)
My name is Jack. Can't really complain tbqfh.
> Lucas
I go by Luke cause Ive been a star wars fan for a while. But Lucas just sounds like a spoiled little fuck who gets pampered from his single mom. That or some gayboi
Pic fucking related
>>25306304
I knew a mick in HS and he was alpha as fuck
>>25303911
is this 11j blake
My name is Drake, and it kicks ass.
Plus I get to make jokes about "Adding that shit to my next mixtape" all the time.
Also I'm white
>>25303897
He was a fuckin fanook
>Michael / Mike
Why couldn't i be named something more edgy and grownup sounding...
Nicholas/Nick
Pretty eh name
>i made a shit name thread
>a bunch or faggots with normal names come in here for rates
My name starts with an O and it sucks donkey balls. I've already gone through the process of legally changing it.
>>25303793
My name is Carl
>tfw i'm black
>>25307730
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN
Christopher is my name, but everyone calls me Fuckboi Chris.
Why do people shorten my name? It's infuriating
>Hey Chris! haha xD
>What are you up to Chris!!!!
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Robert.
I hate it.
Alexander
jk lol its one of the best names suck it
Richard
Everyone comments on the Dick part
my name is riley, it's way too girly
DAILY REMINDER
(This is an original comment you useless cunt, and if it isn't what the fuck are you gonna do about it, you're fuccboi bot)
>tfw andrew
its a pretty meh name
>>25307989
Alexander is the worst name dude. Its my name too, I hate that its too fucking common. I had a class in highschool where there were 4 Alexs.
I'm totally gonna change that shit.
>>25308349
I used to know someone who's surname was literally "dick". He was a Manlet as well.
Chadsworth
JUST
>>25307351
I finally meet another one - my name's lucas but my middle name is giuseppe so I go by the nickname "G"
despite the connotations of the name lucas (which you actually captured pretty accurately) it's not the worst around I reckon. it's just that there are better options
>>25303793
>cody
why did my faggot mom have to name me this? WHY? it's such a effeminate name.
>Diego
>"Oh like Dora and Diego!"
Try being called Anton, ugly as fuck name
>Anton? Is that short for Anthony?
>no
>oh...
I just call myself Tony at this point, its not much better but its at least a passable fucking name
What do you guys think about zack?
Good name? Shit name?? OPINIONS???
>>25304198
I know this feel. XD
My name is Ebin. Can't make this shit up
>search my name
>Phrase not found
>>25306411
>I'll burst into laughter
So your mood is always elevated. Name works as intended.
>Bora
I'm a dude btw
>>25310091
>My name is Ebin. Can't make this shit up
Wew lad.
>first name and last name start with the same 2 letters
kill me
Taylor
and I'm a boy
>name is literally 2 letters away from Matt Damon
>anytime I meet someone they do the downsyndrome matt damon voice from team america
Happens without fucking fail. I bet they all think theyre original too.
fucking normies
tfw mustafa
tfw unironcally called Per
Tristan.
Fucking assholes always pronounce it Christian
Stop having a whine you fucking normies. Everyone hates their name, but you can only have a shit name if you can make a shitty nick name out of it. Like
Dakash = Duck Shit
Angus = Anus, Dingus
Daniel = Gaynal
You understand. Plus, those names ^ just sound shitty. You guys are lucky
>>25303793
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>>25304398
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>>25310042
Chad tier
>>25305811
>>25307979
>>25309290
>>25309342
>>25310693
To fucking true
>>25307351
>Ann
God damn it Mom, Dad. I wanted to be a special snowflake with a name like Pauline.
>Enrique
Fucking hell i hate my name so much, not living in Spain but spanish nationality. Fuck this.
>>25310517
Are you 5.2b in Runescape
Paul Blartoriginalcomment
for real
Katina
>No it's not Katrina
Dajaun
Try having that for a name
>>25311077
Seriously, Ann sounds fine to me.
Elliot has never suited me
>>25305036
>people get mad about this
>>25311260
like the mustard?
>>25303861
>tfw my name is Tom
>people ask me about Jerry
S-s-soulmate?
>>25303793
Is Sebastian a shit name /r9k/ ?
>>25305203
Go back to your /a/ madoka threads. Apple ain't here
>>25312750
desu yeah I'm sorry senpai
Is Russell a shit tier name?
People always spell it wrong desu senpai.
I get:
>Russel (80% of the fucking time)
>Rusell
>Rusel
>and once, Russle
Is Kenneth a shit name?
>Marcell
Is Jim a Normie name?
>>25303983
Just change it to Barack.
>>25303881
I a really think Mitch is kind of alpha. Makes me think of the Hoff on bay watch.
I can only imagine if you're a robot though that you've been called mitch the bitch more than a few times...
>>25312921
shut up keeeeeenny
>>25303793
My (White) parents gave me a shitty Indian name. I'm changing it as soon as I get the money
>>25314413
Also, anyone have any good name ideas
>>25314424
i always wanted to be Jeremiah
>>25314424
Post personality, base name off that, describe your key 3 features
>>25304305
good name
>>25314413
DESIGNATED--
>>25304468
>Roman
>Seth
>Dean
The shield?
