/r9k/ how long is a man supposed to last in bed?
20-30mins.
>>25302631
When I used to have sex in high school, I would go for an hour on a normal session, or half an hour for a quickie.
However long the man wants to last.
>>25302631
6-8 hours. You have to cycle through REM
>>25302631
Honestly the sex itself doesn't need to that last long, just don't skimp on the foreplay.
People that brag about hours of marathon sex are ignorant of what it's actually like.
>>25302649
People can pound for half an hour straight? Christ.
>>25302631
My usually sleep session lasts around 6-7 hours
Remember that if you dont cum 2 times you should kill your self
The average time of sexual intercourse is 5-7 minutes. Less than 10% last longer than 12 minutes. With foreplay and all involved, sex shouldn't last longer than 30 minutes.
It's a delicate situation. Cumming too fast will obviously piss a woman off, but taking entirely too long can make a woman feel inadequate. I've been with robot types before that probably trained themselves (or masturbated too much) to last as long as possible but that ends up being a turn off as well. It either makes a woman feel like she's not attractive enough or that he's not really into pussy that much (ie a little bit gay).
>>25302649
This is decent as long as there's some play and kissing going on during.
>>25302631
Till she cums 2 times. Anything less is not worthy of any man.
>>25302781
Women expect 20 minutes of actual PIV?
I literally last like 30 seconds whenever I masturbate
Maybe I should just keep my virginity
>>25302937
No, >>25302773 5-7 minutes of PIV, the rest is foreplay.
Don't just push her down and stick it in then be surprised she's upset after it's over in 4 minutes
>>25302943
Its different senpai, you will not probably cum the first time, if there is...
>>25302664
This. Most studies suggest a minimum of eight hours, but of course that depends on your level of physical and mental exhaustion. You may need more. Remember: learning things can be more taxing on your energy levels than physical labor!
I expect ten minutes of foreplay and three of actual penetration from my bf.
I mean, naturally it's going to be longer during a twitterpated initial love phase, but eventually everything winds down to a bare bones minimum.
>>25302943
not a virgin, but I actively avoid sex because of PE... it's a hell you don't want to go
>>25302664
Underrated post niggusrus
I usually last upwards of an hour or two.
>>25302943
Seriously? I literally have to fight my dick to make it cum when I jerk it. Like I take at least 15 minutes when I'm really trying to rush.
Ideally til she cums.
I don't have total control of my load blowing, unfortunately. Last week I blew my first blob out after just a few min of a BJ. Last night was about 20-30min of fucking and blowing before I finished first go.
Anytime after the first cum I'm pretty much in control of when I want to release the splooge.
So, it's retarded when people say shit like "5min." Realistically you're going to explode fast if you're excited and haven't fucked in a bit, which is why foreplay is important. You want her to cum, because if you don't and only focus on yourself then you're not going to be hitting it for long.
>>25303097
That sounds unfortunate. Are you trying to brag about your affliction?
>>25303167
Yes and no. It really is annoying, though.
I can't cum from sex, even after like 45 minutes. Someone please help. Will I be fixed if I stop fapping for a bit?
>>25303121
Think of your weirdest friend giving you thumbs up or just stop thrusting for a few seconds.
>>25302937
You must have a low sex drive if you can't go on for multiple rounds
>Watching HLN news, with my gal Robin Meade
>Does a report on this very subject
>Four minutes is what it's said to be
>Robin frowns
>Not enough for me
CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT SHIT ON AIR. BASED ROBIN.
As long as he lasts. A man stops giving a fuck about the woman. If she doesn't get hers before I get mine, that's her problem.
And the thing is, women love this shit. I used to be a beta bitch boy, who cared about lasting and making a bitch cum, and every time, no matter how long I went, no matter how much I made them cum, no matter how hard I made them cum, they all, literally all of them, cucked me. It was also harder to pick up women.
Once I stopped giving a fuck entirely, and started talking to women like they were sex toys, and fucking them like they were just living fleshlights, I have to beat them off with me a stick, and they do whatever I say and are loyal to a fault, become clingy, greedy cock worshippers. It sounds like I'm memeing, but I'm 33 kid, I've been there and done that, I know what I'm talking about. Talk to any middle-aged man like myself, we'll all tell you the same shit, and that is as long as you nut, it was good sex. If she didn't get hers, that's her problem, you're going to go straight to sleep and ignore her, or maybe tell her to go fix breakfast, and I don't mean ask, I mean tell her to go fucking make some eggs. She'll light up your phone all god damn day with texts and nudes and shit.
>>25302651
See, this is the shit I'm talking about. Only kids try to go for marathons. The fuck do I want to spend an hour fucking some slut, for? I'm just trying to get my nut.
I loves you, but you guys suuuck at sex. You gotta get em wetter than a baby seal before you even unsheath the wombat. Then go down on her for a long time, tease her, make her come, THEN fuck her, by that point she's already come and you can be as quick as you want, but that was your FIRST blast. (She should understand this so she knows what's comming and that there will be more shnokkin. Rest, cuddle, then go in for #2. This is the "main event", which should last as long as you want- by this point you should have natural stamina from poppin your snickers. You should also develope control over your special moment and allow her to choose when you frop, an amazing party trick. At this point she'll be good to go, but for the memories you apply one, last, and underwhelming "finishing glaze". Congratulations, you've just downed your first oxen.
>>25303366
>/r9k/ fantasies, the post
>>25303397
>go down on her
>>25303427
Child, please. This >>25303397 sounds way more virginal.
>shnokkin
>>25303366
>after my market value plummets I might become a cad's orbiter
I just hope he's a minority so he kills me quickly, how horrific.
>>25303397
Seriously, cuddling? Doing all this work to reassure her that there'll be more? There's more when I decide there's more, I'm going to bed/take a nap/go to work.
You know how you jerk off quick, to kill time? Got ten minutes before you gotta head on out, bored during a commercial break? Start treating women that way.
>all these people actually helping the normie out
What the fuck has /r9k/ become?
>>25303563
idk what this means lol but I'm white
I probably wouldn't kill you, minority or otherwise, idk what that's about. You kids and your memes, I'm becoming too old of an oldfag.
>>25303626
it just sounds like a shitty time.
Just like being a low value young male sounds like a shitty time, being a low value old female will be awful.
I was being casually racist because I'm an edgy cunt.
>>25302631
Until she comes. All the hurr durr about pounding for ours or multiple orgasms is bullshit. You should be able to make her cum. You can do this with a few minutes of sustained and solid fucking. HOWEVER, she must be turned on and excited by kissing, touching, fingering, eating out nipple sucking etc. 69 then eat her ass then tease her with your dick before sticking it in. Rub her asshole and suck her tit and as long as you stay strong for a few minutes you can get her to cum and you are officially free to blast a nut.
>>25303714
Okay but I'm neither young nor female
It's still pretty non-sequitur m80 m8
idk about you guise but I only cum when I decide it's time to cum
that said I guess an average sex session should be somewhere around 10-30min
>>25303742
>eat her ass
dude fecal matter lmao nasty
>>25303742
>eat her ass
Someone this beta should not be giving sex advice, I'm being serious right now.
>>25303758
I was stating that I could become a hag like those whom you lord over.
This prospect frightens me.
>>25303069
Take boner pills and fuck through the first nut and give her another serving of hot cream on her belly ;^]
>>25303853
>implying I fuck hags my age
ayy lmao
I'm a man in my peak, physically and financially, why would I touch a woman my age who's still single? Should I ever marry, it's going to be to a young girl I took the time to train. College girls are like putty in an older guy's hands.
>>25303799
>>25303763
good luck satisfying adult women. Its a lot more nuanced than raping your best friends retarded sister ;)
>>25303586
So proud of my first thread fan
>>25303999
If licking a woman's ass is the way to get her to cum, I have never made a woman cum.
Years of stained bed sheets and squirting pussies say otherwise.
>>25303799
>>25303763
Jesus christ you fucking faggots there is nothing wrong with eating a clean asshole.
Of course don't eat the ass of a prostitute or a chick who just done with some 8 hr shift.
Have you ever smelled a fart? You're literally sucking in fecal matter. You perceive shit through your nose more than you'll ever through your tongue while eating ass
>mfw being the first guy to lick multiple females asses and they all love it
>>25304049
>Years of stained bed sheets
Sex champion or serial bed wetter? I think the latter is more likely to be hiding out in /r9k/
>>25303503
I just invented shnokkin befoe your eyes and you call me a virgin? I'm like an anti-virgin compared to you.
>>25302631
I can pretty much last as long as I like, and it's the fucking bomb.
I am able to enjoy the girl I'm with for hours and hours, fucking them in all the positions that either I or they like, mixing it up and switching all the time to keep things interesting.
I usually go through the three standards, cowgirl/missionary/doggy, pretty quickly out of eagerness, and from there I mix it up. Lay her on her side and fuck her, make her suck my dick for a few minutes, go down on her for a while, 69, standing on the ground in all kinds of ways, etc.
I think the longest I've gone on for is 6 hours straight. I love going down on them though, which can be seen as somewhat of a break. But sometimes I just can't stop myself from getting my face all over her pussy, and my erection won't go then either.
Sometimes she comes from this, sometimes it only gets her more into it when I keep pounding afterwards. It's all good. If she comes one or two times I have done my job. If I come first, I always make sure she gets there afterwards.
The big thing is to love what you are doing, and to make her love it as well. Then she won't get bored or feel inadequate, because she is being pleasured and you are obviously enjoying it. Be engaged in what you are doing, it's not difficult.
I should mention I have a pretty big dick though (facts, don't care if you don't believe), which ensures she doesn't get bored after a short time. I don't know if it's more difficult for smaller guys in this respect, but I imagine it could be.
You should know however that if you aren't huge but still are able to please her, you are actually kind of lucky. All the girls I have been with get sore from the stretching of the skin and because we fuck for so long, which makes it difficult the next few days. Anyway, use lots of lube always.
All this being said, if you seriously can't last more than a few minutes, then man, I feel for you, and boy, you have some practicing to do.
>>25303567
Confucius say "Man who lay woman on ground get peace on earth". You will understand in time my son.
>>25304172
>I am able to enjoy the girl I'm with for hours and hours,
>hours and hours
13 year old detected
>>25304091
Hey man different strokes for different folks. If eating someone's anus is your thing then go for it but don't push that shit (no pun intended) on us you fucking asshole. (also no pun intended)
>>25304091
>have you ever smelled a fart?
Yeah, and it's not a pleasant experience, and most normal humans agree it's not. Probably because it's shit particles. And you want to put those shit particles on your tongue. And you want to do this, you want to humiliate and degrade yourself in such a manner (ever heard the phrase "kiss my ass" or "ass-kisser"?) in the vain hope that it'll please your toasty roasty?
No thanks.
How in the fuck was fart smelling going to convince me to eat ass, by the way, you sick, degenerate, perverted fuck?
>>25304224
Sorry, more like 23 years old.
>>25304149
>cutesy terms for sex
>posting anime pictures
You've never seen a vagina in your life. Not even in porn, you don't even jerk it to real porn, just drawings of girls. You've literally only ever seen drawings of vaginas, you're that much of a virgin.
>>25304258
Sorry, more like 13. Not even other anon, but he's right, I don't remember ever even thinking that women like that since I was like 13. An hour is a long fucking time. No one fucks for "hours and hours". It's not enjoyable, for either party.
>>25304251
>How in the fuck was fart smelling going to convince me to eat ass, by the way, you sick, degenerate, perverted fuck?
It was an attempt to desensitize you to the fact that you deal with fecal matter every day so acting like some prissy faggot whenever it comes to "muh poo particles" in the slightest degree is annoying.
>And you want to put those shit particles on your tongue
That's right, because the miniscule, tiny, barely anything amount of shit particles that will be going on my tongue will have less of an effect on my senses than walking in to a bathroom after someone has used it.
If you're not willing to put an undetectable amount of feces on your tongue you might as well be a fucking germaphobe while you're at it.
>>25304258
You write like a 13 year old virgin who has no other experience with sex than the cliche "big dick and hours upon hours of sex or else"
>>25302649
walk me through this minute by minute
>>25304251
Man, this motherfucker HATES girls' assholes. It's like he wouldn't even fuck one in the puss because the ass is too close to it.
uyffHOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT NOT AN ORIGIONAL COMMENT!!??
>>25304366
>kissing and feeling and rubbing and making jokes
>oral sex
>maybe more oral sex
>some sex
>more oral sex
>some sex
>sum cum
You don't need to pound the pussy for 15 minutes straight
>>25304350
All I'm hearing is that you have a small dick and don't have sex for hours.
I'm so sorry.
That being said, no matter how you phrase sex talk, if you are expressing it plainly and emphatically it will come across as a 13 year olds words, so I guess I can't blame you for thinking so badly of me.
Would it help if I said English is nowhere near my first language?
>>25304350
>tiny, undetectable amount
Yeah, I'm sure she thoroughly scrubs her ass down, after each and every single shit, and doesn't just wipe her ass and wash her hands like the rest of us, I'm sure she goes through all of this trouble just to get fucked by some tiny dick beta who thinks he needs to eat shit to make a girl cum because of his dicklet.
>tfw either cum way too quickly or never cum
>tfw can't hit the 10-15min sweet spot
J U S T
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>>25304238
If she cleans it well, honestly its even kinda hot
>>25302631
Longer than her.
>>25304478
If you're fucking a girl and you notice shit around her asshole you're fucking the wrong girls
Hey robots it's me again. I'm the guy who got a from above crotch shot in underwear of his oneitis via snapchat and came in the allotted 8 seconds.
That is all.
>>25304527
share or get the fuck out normie
>>25304297
OK, let me give it to you like this-
i don't know who you are, or where you think you're doing, but you picked the wrong day, the wrong chan, and the wrong frog "bud". I could maybe fuck you up with your dick in a wrench if I wanted, but I'd prefer to enlighten you: you are in no way even a real person. i fuck you so hard your dad's gonna get aids. Your dog? My bitch. Your mom? My dog.
I know you think because I'm anime that I won't shit you out, but guess what? I WILL.
So, how many vaginas have you seen? I'll tell you- TWO. The one you were born out of (oh wait that was your dad's butthole), and the one on the end of your dick.
I've seen like so many vaginals that you couldn't even begin to fathom them. Big, small I don't care- their all going on my belt like nachos. Notches. And that's a pleasure your kind shall never know. Envious? Yeah, you are and we all see it on you, we're all sharing a laugh at YOUR expense. You think you're on to some kind of "in" "joke". WRONG. You are the joke, and if i ever find you, it's on it's way out. Think that over mudkip. Think hard.
>>25304508
>if you're licking the inside of a toilet and you notice shit around the inside of the toilet you're licking the wrong toilets
Still not doing a great job convincing me, rimming shill.
>>25304644
Man, you sure put some thought into that shit post.
Here's your (You).
>>25304661
I'd also have trouble convincing some schizos they're not god, doesn't mean I wouldn't be right.
As someone who has actually eaten asshole I can tell you not once has the taste of shit ever come across my mouth, and the woman always responded well to it. If my anecdotal evidence and solid argument aren't enough to convince some basement dwelling autist whose idea of a female asshole during sex is some shitcovered belly button then I guess I'm stumped
>>25304776
So, you'd lick a recently cleaned toilet? Same principle. You said a whole lot of shit, and just danced around that point, almost like you're avoiding it.
>>25304815
Sure I'd lick a clean toilet to prove a point. I'd also drink the water to further prove it.
I have a friend who thinks it's gross to pee in the shower. Do you also think it's gross to pee in the shower?
At what length will you go to avoid shit particles? Are you aware of the particulates that make up the air you breathe?
>>25302727
This is funnier than the lack of replies indicates.
>>25304905
>I'd lick a toilet
There we have it, folks, this anon is mentally ill, do not heed his advice. Get psychiatric help, you fucking cuck.
>>25304982
What's the difference between a clean toilet and a clean bowl? You can't just drop the 'clean' quality from the argument, you silly dingus.
>getting this mad that you can't defend your stance on ass eating
>>25303097
>An hour or two
You fucks that talk about how you can go hours in the bedroom, do you not understand how long one hour is? That's sixty minutes. To say "an our or two" is the same as saying 60-120 minutes. That's a wide fucking margin. By sixty whole minutes. Think of being on a treadmill or going for a run. It feels like it's been twenty minutes, only for you to look at your watch and see that it's only been a couple. Time doesn't go as quickly as you think. Unless you're including foreplay, which makes more sense because that's the actual fun part. Pumping away at a girl for two hours is not something any of you are doing. And if you are, it's probably been 10 minutes at most.
