I don't get it.
Do you?
>>25301999
If you get it you spent too much time on fetish sites.
Just like you spent too much time on far right sites if you get something like
>more like (((( 14/88 )))) amirite?
Lol, took me a minute.
>>25301999
topkek
its a nigger joke
They're not black so they're not gonna key something or use it as an actual key
Hmm...dildo?
>>25302045
>>25302054
>>25302062
Why not explain it?
bump for curiosity and checking of OP's trips.
Is it chastity cage related?
I think it's a drugs holder so you can sniff more easily.
>>25302111
No idea, some fucking wannabe gangsta posted it on Facebook so I figured drugs.
Like a key of cocaine or something.
Nice trips, not as good as mine though.
>>25301999
i dont get it m8. explain
pretty sure it's going to be used for sniffing cocaine or other powdered drugs.
>>25302144
key bumps all day baby
>>25302144
>key bumps
wow, should have guessed it.
that's what I get for giving up degeneracy.
>>25301999
>>25302087
They're going to sniff powdered drugs from it.
>>25302144
Ohohohohoh
So he was gonna key something, dammit I knew it but like I said >>25302071 he wasn't black so I though-ah fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz1wDPsH1NU
Its used to unlock slave cuffs
Made of plastic because it will never be used but it's good to give nogs a reason to keep up the par work
>>25302062
>>25302150
Is everything about race? You faggots are the worse.
Also, retards, he's just making point at how useless it is as a prize. When has anyone just bought a key? You buy a lock and key, together. They are worthless without each other.
Fuck I hate this place, can New Years hurry up, so I can ditch this fucking place, already?
>>25302309
>Is everything about race?
you're the only person who said anything about race, so yeah...I guess it is, at least with you.
why don't you calm down and quit race-baiting?
Key bumps! Bathroom now!
>>25302309
>Is everything about race?
Now it is, nigger.
>>25302309
> You buy a lock and key, together. They are worthless without each other.
That's very deep anon.
>>25302309
if you hate it here, just go back to tumblr.
nigger-enabler.
>>25302111
Yes, everyone here is a bunch of dumb niggers. Literally took 2 seconds to figure it out.
>>25302427
no, it's a key to sniff coke off of.
don't be ignorant nigger
>>25301999
Cracker = White people slur
The key is to unlock the white sissies chastety cock cages.
Basically it's a nigger joke.
>>25302464
No shit, the only people who didn't figure it out are the niggers and nigger enablers.
>>25302309
>he's just making point at how useless it is as a prize.
I'm pretty sure that's not the joke. He said "we all know what this is going to be used for". Typically a joke like this would mean that it's going to be used for something other than its intended use.
Bonus points: What do you think this gas station "gift" will be used for?
>>25302473
I didn't get it until someone said it was a nigger joke.
This is not a joke worth keeping secret you're just enabling nigger idiocy
>>25302427
Mind explaining what it has to do with chastity? I guess you could rig it to work as a points of intrigue escape prevention thing, but as is I don't see it doing anything chastity related.
>>25301999
lol haha i get it
Because you snort coke off a key
>>25302464
Did you never play runescape? Cracker means Christmas crackers. Why would a white person have plastic keys inside them? How would you even go about opening a white person?
>>25302542
You have 0 sense of nuance and 0 grasp of context you dumb asshole
I know you're joking but that's not even funny
>all these niggers in here pretending like the nigger in op image isn't racist
>muhhh tyrone din du nuffin
>>25302499
I got one of those once. You blow down the tube and the flower spins around. It's kind of a neat conversation piece for your desk. I wish the flower wasn't so flimsy though.
>>25302309
fuck off back to reddit you retarded faggot
>>25302499
smoking crystalline drugs (crack cocaine, ice/meth)
>>25302499
The novelty gift meth pipe of course.
>>25302561
An autist not getting nuance, imagine that. Why not explain it then. You knew damn well there are autists on the autism board. It really doesn't make any sense what you posted. Chastity doesn't imply anything about race. If anything the word cracker used in the context of cheap plastic toy suggests Christmas crackers. Chastity belt keys are made of the same material as any other padlock key, not plastic.
>>25302677
Yeah and that's why that nigger took the time to post all that shit. To make a joke about opening runescape christmas crackers, which is incredibly funny and only makes sense to autists who can't into context in the least. I dont feel like explaining something that should be so obvious after you have all the elements. work your damn brain, positivist.
>OP's pic about a shit gift from a christmas cracker
>/r9k/ thinks it's a nigger joke
>or a fetish joke
>or wait, a nigger fetish joke
>>25302755
I mention runescape because it's the only place most of us would have seen Christmas crackers in bongistan they really play with them irl. Did you think gold, lederhosen, and lobster are only in runescape too?
>>25302795
I just explained to you that cracker is a White people slur, the crackers are then a white people symbol and it contains a key, what for? To open their chastity sissy cages. This shit has been flowing on r9k for a while you should know better than that.
>>25302511
Hows your winter break from middle school going, Champ? Having fun?
>>25301999
cocaine reference. snorting coke off of keys is old tradition amongst druggies
Priceless post Christmas bitch argument about a toy from a Christmas cracker. Serious shit mang.
>>25302923
Do you think I care about your idiocy?
>>25302868
I'm even more confused about how you'd open a symbol than opening a person. And it's a plastic key. No chastity belts padlock takes a cartoonish plastic key. They have to have a car key or house key they could have used if what you say it true. You have to be retarded. There's no other explanation for how you could come to such a farfetched conclusion.
i really didn't know how bad /r9k/ had gotten until this thread. twitter screencap featuring an orange plastic key and the word "cracker" is enough to enable a full on racism shit-flinging. y'all should just be glad that you aren't being deported to the mental asylum. btw this is referencing "key bumps", which is not race related at all, you retards.
>>25302980
It's not even far-fetched you just can't grasp anything remotely abstract. The retard here is you. It's the only thing that makes sense in the context and you can't even figure that out.
Wow wtf have I started?
It's a drug joke, all you people saying "omg only niggers don't get that it's a chastity joke" were wrong.
By the way I never mentioned race, I said a wannabe gangster posted it, he was white.
>>25301999
>Expecting social outcasts and autists to get anything
I found your mistake.
>>25301999
as a mixed minority i can tell you i don't get it.
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>>25303008
Nothing like a reddit invasion to drop the boards mean iq a couple standard deviations
>>25302309
Why is it your resolution to leave? Why don't you just stop coming to this website? Why don't you do it, right now? Why do you have to pretend to make it a resolution? Don't you know that you'll just give up your resolution, anyways? Don't you know, that it's because you feign willingness to change, while simultaneously lacking absolutely all will to do so? Why is your will so weak, that you can't even give up going to a website? Pathetic untenmensch, get the fuck out.
I hated reddit the first time I went to it, and never went back It was literally that simple. I certainly didn't wait for some bullshit arbitrary date.
>>25303459
He wants us to beg him not to leave. Failing that tell just post retarded shit then say he was only pretending to be retarded.
>>25303459
It is easier to leave if you find a replacement.
yeah I know, it is from black twitter so probably something to do with gangters, drugs or stealing things
