I am the Bringer. Beseech me with your deepest desire and an offering of dubs and I shall grant it. Offer me trips and you can have two wishes, regardless of if the second one rolls dubs or not. Offer me quads and you can have three wishes granted. If you roll nothing, your wish will invert. Good luck, robots.
>>25300903
Oh, genie of the lamp! I wish to win the lottery before the New Year.
I wish to get two 3s.
Help me get a girlfriend until the end of the year. Please. My respects.
I wish this thread would sage
>>25300903
Grant the wish I want you to grant.
I wish that this method works and that I'll be happy soon.
Three 9s
>>25300924
Unlucky. Appears you won't win the lottery this year.
>>25300932
Your wish has been declined by the almighty. As you can see, a severe lack of threes.
>>25300940
No girlfriend for you this year, I'm afraid.
>>25300960
Your wish has been declined. You cannot sage the almighty.
>>25300978
A severe lack of dubs, my friend. Your wish is not granted.
>>25301000
The genie has checked your trips. It will indeed work and someday soon you will feel happiness, my friend.
>>25301000
Oh cool. Wasn't three 9s but still trips. I suppose that may count as two wishes, but if not I'll also wish for a loving tulpa gf by May.
>>25300903
My wish is for OP to get cancer.
>>25301041
Granted.
>>25301058
Appears the genie will be cancer-free.
I wish for THREE MORE WISHESwhich mind you is not breaking any rules here
That's all I need famiglia, I won't be greedy and ask for infinite. Hell, I'll even tell you what wishes I want granted! Come on dubs god pls help me
>>25300903
Can I get a gf before my next birthday genie ?
>>25301140
>god pls help me
God has no place in my realm of existence. Your wish shall not be seen by the genie due to lack of proficient dubs.
>>25300903
i want to have a milf neighbor who would have sweet love with me
>>25301210
Afraid not in the eyes of the genie, my friend. But do not give up hope.
>>25301233
I will see to it my own wish is granted.
>>25301243
Your wish has been declined.
I wish I get to leave Argentina and go back home in America this year
>>25301278
Bitch no I've been here 6 years now I can't take it anymore it's the only reason I've wanted to kill myself re rolling
>>25301278
Declined.
Bring me success at my job, great Genie.
I want to get paid and fuck bitches.
>>25301327
>>25301369
The Genie must decline.
hillary clinton will not die during this election run
1. Loyal, phat booty gf
2. MCAT test books
3. A bag of white rice that instantly becomes full again after I finish the bag
>>25301418
The Genie is happy to decline and invert this one.
>>25301436
Declined. Declined. Declined.
I wish that I won't get a pure, qt, nerdy, weeb, virgin, russian, born-female gf soon.
>>25301269
no prob genie, maybe I'll get a gf next year then
>>25301528
The Genie refuses to decline and invert your wish. You cannot cheat the Bringer, for He will not bring.
i wish for you to cease posting
>>25301455
I want to not have a loyal, phat booty gf starting tomorrow
>>25301658
Your wish has been declined.
>>25301685
Your wish will not be declined nor inverted.
i wish for a million more wishes
I wish for a driver's license .
Bringer, I wish for the return of the Supreme one.
>>25300903
I wish for constant world wars and death
>>25301799
He shall return, in the name of the Bringer; the almighty Genie. By my name, I resurrect the King of all Kings.
>>25301706
C'mon you dickbag
I want the will to pursue my dreams and not be a faggot and continue to sit here doing nothing with my life.
>>25302233
Granted. The Bringing brings motivation which seeps through your skin and circulates through your veins.
>>25300903
i wish i wasnt me
I wish that my semen were chemically addictive to a 10/10 love slave QT maid, who would do my bidding while hating herself for it, all in the hopes of another taste of cum.
>>25302322
HOLY SHIT ITS WORKIGN
WJAT THE FUJCK
I wish for the waifu age to approach faster
Getting rid of all normies from this board.
I wish to fuck a cute fat girl.
I wish that people believed me
>>25304722
Believed me that I was god*
I wish for a warm hug.
<3
>>25304766
>tfw dubs but no hug
>>25300903
I wish for a wish that grants me my desires on a whim, as eternally and infinitely as the universe.
I wish for 3 more wishes and meme magic
I wish to find love, soon.
I wish that I can find it in myself to actually put effort into my life
I want to live a happy normal average life. Marry a decent looking girl whose not extremely pretty or ugly but is attractive to me. I want someone to want me. I want to not be alone. I want friends. Don't believe in god but nows a good time as any to start
I wish my girlfriend grew into an 8ft tall amazon, with a strong desire to dominate me.
I wish my hair would grow back
I wish someone answered 'that' request.
>>25306449
Fucker, reroll.
I wish I had the power to shape the world in ways that I see fit.
>>25300903
I wish to bring joy to others so I might find joy myself.
give me a big dick pl9x9x9x0x
I wish for eight hundred thousand dollars
>>25300903
A gf desu
I would really like that...
