What would /r9k/ do if you won a million dollars?
Personally I'd buy a house for around $300k and save the rest.
>>25300570
Invest half, buy a nice small comfy house in siberia and spend my days shitposting in a more comfy enviroment that i am curently
Buy gf from eastern europe and hope million is enough to cover its expenses at least for a while.
>>25300570
tell no one
invest
Buy a small house in a quiet area still close to civilisation.
Invest the rest and get by with the interests. Just live playing video games and eating canned food for the rest of my life
>>25300570
Secure the minimum to live to 100 in a rented room with a mobile connection, leave $100,000 for unexpected expenses, offer to my crush as much as she wants, donate the rest to artificial intelligence research.
Get a house in the woods somewhere with good net access. Build a better computer. Invest the rest so I'd never have to work again. Kill myself and leave a will that my parents get my allowance while the rest builds.
Money won't make my life better, but it will help my parents through bankruptcy.
Go to India and have height surgery. I'd probably bring some fellow manlets with me from off /r9k/ after making a raffle
>>25300570
>tell parents, nobody else
>take maybe about a thousand to buy things that I like
>save the rest while I finish college
>eventually maybe buy a house, invest a bit, keep the rest in savings
Quit my job and tell my friend. Give my parents around 100k. Travel to tokio with best friend for 3 month a year. Travel to a warm place during winter. Get a personal trainer and a personal cook. Learn something for a job that interests me
>>25300570
give 80% to my mum and keep the rest in my bank
>buy apartment building
>buy adjacent house
>be landlord
>work for self
>adopt lolis and cats
You couldn't even buy a very expensive house for a million dollars because you wouldn't have enough money left over to pay the taxes on the house for the rest of your life.
