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Who /asmr/ here? It's one of the only ways I can relax
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Who /asmr/ here?

It's one of the only ways I can relax when I'm overwhelmed and stressed out.
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>>25299844
I'm listening to it right now.
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too bad it was hijacked by stupid whores as with everything else
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>>25299844
what are some places to find good ASMR? when i first heard of it I searched on youtube and found some weird shit with half naked sluts
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>>25300632
>hehe let's do an asmr video guys
>lol oops my top is sure low cut
>today I'll rapidly turn pages and make random loud noises in the video because I have no idea what asmr really is
>let me lean over and pick this up......
>hope you enjoyed, here's a link to my patreon
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>>25300688
this kinda shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0U4TdrIrR0
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ASMR is some of the creepiest shit I have ever seen in my life. Not so much that people watch it, but that people make it.
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>>25300720
What is some good ASMR to you then?

I want to see some quality stuff and not this attention whore shit
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>>25300802
I'm mainly interested in ASMR that's intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5sbWFxF-nQ
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>>25299844

https://www.instagram.com/officialhungrylips/

>the state of my dick
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Heather Feather ASMR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Literally just discovered this because of one of the last ASMR threads.

I don't think I'm one of those people that get anything out of it, though leaning forward/whispering does do something for me. It always did, in movies/porn whatever. When someone leans slowly in. So when they do that in ASMR I get a kind of tense/excited feeling. That's about it, though.

What I would really love is ASMR incorporating implied handjob motions/movements or something. Or cute lolis. Or both.
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i only watch obscure ASMR channels, the ones that actually know how to make ASMR videos.
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>>25301078

spotted the unedrage
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Is girl in OP image the same as the girl in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-M1AtrxztU
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>>25301265
>claims to watch superior ASMR
>doesn't post any proof

Fuck outta here. You don't know shit.
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>>25301337
>Wanting your golden eggs to be stolen.
Not even that poster but are you too baby to search?

Also objective.
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>>25300777
>tfw she does porn
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>not posting literal robot ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD8IwbstKQE
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>inb4 waiffu fags vs "wtf is this shit" ignorant fags vs fedora tippers who think they're the only ones who know it's been hijacked
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ASMR was ruined by all the thirsty faggots who want it to be a sex thing.
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>>25301337
no thanks, im not posting the videos i watch on r9k aka reddit9k.

go fuck yourself
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>>25301394
What is this I am feeling?
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>>25300777
I hate this bitch. Her porn sucks and now she doing asmr too. Fuck.
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>>25299844
>Fairychan

MUH Nigu
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>>25301394
she is such an ugly whore
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>all my favorite eating ASMR keep deleting their channels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_RpIQdu0-8
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>>25301549
Who's biggest fan are you?
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I tend to watch more male ASMR creators seeing as how the majority of females use it as a platform to show off their tits or brag about their personal lives simply to garner thirsty beta attention. Guys like Ephemeral Rift and Phoenician Sailor are at least trying new and interesting ideas, even if they do sometimes come off as pretentious. ASMR Requests is one of the few decent females I know off, her editing is amazing and I enjoy her sci-fi videos.
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>>25301419
ASMR fandom has always been a weird mix of competing needs.

about a third are people who just want "tingles" (whatever they are, I don't get them)

a third are weirdos who want to jerk off to it and won't just use porn for some reason

and a third are desperately lonely people who use it as simulated intimacy. I imagine most robots who like asmr are in this group.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc
Can't go to sleep without this one.
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>>25301503
Take that back, you fucking cocksucker.
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>>25301593
Not yours, wowdoge. But I am glad you found happiness in another person.
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>>25301661
I wasn't fishing for a (You). I really do want to know who it is. That said, were you ever my fan or did you always dislike me.
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>whore thread

>all the retarded tripfags come out of the closet

kill yourselves you fucking niggers
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>>25301635
I laughed some of the hardest I've ever laughed when I first watched this.

I used to like listening to ASMR because it was calming to my ears, like static -- easy to fall asleep to. I never understood the actual physiological response though.

Watching it makes me feel pretty creepy. ... But it's nice to pretend having someone to hear nice things from.

Even if it's just pretend.
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>>25300777
Thats a man. There is no way that thing was ever a girl.
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>>25301738
Disliked you because you used /r9k to contactfag. I am a fan of a couple anons/namefags/tripfags
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>>25301871

she does anal porn in 1080p
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>>25301943
Your mom does anal porn in 1080p.
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Stopped working for me 2 years ago. Used to feel it good but now I go back every month or so and try a few videos but I think the feel is gone. The whole thing became an oversaturated shitfest anyway
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