>Be me in 7th grade
>Saw X-men Origins: Wolverine in theaters
>The next day at school, overhear middle school Chad say that he saw the movie too
>Get excited and go to the library
>Hop on computer and create a 24 question quiz based on parts of the movie I remembered
>Print it out and run it over to him
>"Here Chad, I heard you watched the new X-Men too...uh..."
>Slam test on his lunch table and slink a few tables away
>Watch him expectantly for the rest of lunch
>See him throw it away as he left the lunch room
I fucking hate myself for this every day.
blox the blox
>>25299447
why even
In 6th grade i went around the school asking to look at people's yugioh card numbers and writing them down so I could activate them in a gameboy game
>>25300560
I thought it was a good opportunity to become friends.
I would also use the bathroom in the lunch room which happened to have no doors on the stall. (Everybody else went into the hallway bathroom to shit)
The cool kids would go in there to talk about their drinking and week smoking. Whenever somebody would walk in while I was squeezing my cheeks, I would yell "AAAAAAAA" like pic related so they knew I was in there, and not to go far enough to see into the stall.
When on car rides, I would bang my head against the seat for the entire duration.
>>25301906
Holy shit I used to do this on the school bus. I don't remember why, all I remember is that damn bus smell
>>25301952
It felt good to me.
>>25299447
i do this to every nerd girl i see at conventions
I pulled my hair out in middle school and had multiple bald spots so I had to wear a hat
>>25299447
>4th grade
>Kid is trying to fight me
>Start crying before fists where thrown
>Try to power up like goku
>Start screaming with tears flowing down my cheeks>Start laughing
>>25299447
>admitting to being no older than 19
Neo /r9k/ every one
Welcome to 4chan
t. 2015
Titties stripes and tongs. Whatnot is often given to those who don't. Tbh senpai
>>25300677
>I thought it was a good opportunity to become friends.
So you talk to him about the movie. You're definitely autistic if you thought making a quiz was a good idea.
>>25299447
Fucking underage redditor
saged
>>25302949
7th graders are 12-13, X-men came out in 2009.
Current year is basically 2016.
2016-2009=7
7+12=19
7+13=20
Fucking retard
>>25302355
I kek'd to fucking hard at how autistic this is. 10/10
>In middle school
>Would follow around this girl that I thought was my friend
>Let's call her sabrina
>We never talked but it was nice having someone to be with, since I was a friendless nerd
>She was pretty popular, had friends
>One day, one of her friends asks me while we're all sitting together "Why do you follow around anon"
"I-I don't follow anyone! She's my friend"
>Sabrina cringes, "You're not my friend. I just let you follow me cause I feel bad for you."
>Her friends laugh at how harsh that was, she shrugs.
>They continue to talk the rest of the period as I sit there and try not to cry.
In elementary school, there was this Black kid in my class who literally smelled like shit and acted up. The other Black kids acted up too, so one day, I called them out on it. Said something to the effect to the effect of "Black people suck". Teacher was this White lady then, girl now, who was probably fresh out of college. She didn't even freak out, she just got into that contemptuous vibe that women get into and was like "I just taught you about MLK, why are you like this?". In middle school, this blond lady/now girl was teaching about the holocaust. I've always had a problem with "authority", so I said to the guy next to me something to the effect of "you know, MS. X reminds me of the Nazis". Got sent to the principle. Principle said something about how serious what I was saying was. I made up some BS about how I was just talking about it casually and it must have been misinterpreted.
Then/now is a nuance noone cares about.
>>25303321
If I had the same amount of edge as you, I would be cutting myself
>>25303525
>Criticizing people for what they did as a child.
>Normie friends drag me out to club
>want to grind on a gril
>too autistic, always panic and move away whenever i make eye contact with any girls
>drink
>drink
>drink
>see qt i want to grind on
>shes dancing with chad so i wait
>stalk her around club for a half hour
>go up the stairs to second level to ask normie friend how to do it
>get to top of stairs, and see that my friend is actually still on the first floor
>spin around with the force of a freight train to go back down
>elbow some girl in the nose on accident
>she ragdolls down the fucking stairs
>stumble down stairs to see if they're ok
>blood spurting out of her nose, think she broke it
>her friends look at me like i just killed their dogs
>run out of club crying
>sit in bus stop for the next hour chain smoking and listening to music
>never go to a club again
>>25299447
>X-men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
>2009
>7th grade
>child
>>25304606
You guys are all retarded
>>25303057
>Got bullied in third/fourth grade
>be in fourth grade
>last day of school
>all 4th graders go to a new building for fifth and sixth graders
>last day in building
>had all day recess
>some chad was throwing wood chips at me and being a dick
>pushed me and called me gay
>I was bawling for some fucking reason
>Get mad, and yell
>like fucking godzilla roar and run at him
>I jumped on his back
>he threw me on the ground
>had to sit in timeout for the rest of the day while he got to play kickball
Fifth to seventh grade was just downhill from there. Wasn't til High School I straightened my shit out and started to function right.
bump of orgiinality
>>25299447
>be me in last ear of high school
>be on wrestling team
>knock that chad out
>everyone talks about me
>all of sudden chad's gf friendzones me
>"why?"
>she says...
>"youre 18 and look 14"
why am i alive
r9k
>>25299447
I would make weird sound effects with my mouth when I was doing anything
The most autistic part is I did it until I was 12
>>25306042
I'm sad to say she was right.
>be me
>7th grade
>Bored as fuck in English
>Thinking about hot teacher
>Start thinking about he boobs
>Wonder how boobs feel like
>Feel my own boobs (I was overweight)
>Kid in the front row sees
>tells everyone
>>25304495
>want to grind on a gril
Oooga booga?
>made a survey that asked people's sex, and then asked their gender
>made all my friends take it
>WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
