d-does this apply to you?
>>25298904
No, this is never gonna happen
>>25298904
ive had like 100 girls on omegle masturbate over me and i know an ugly ginger housemate in uni did, she told me and i fucked her
life is retarded
Maybe at one point but not now.
nope OP
You need to social to achieve this.
>>25298904
How can I be someone's reason to masturbate if I never leave the house and don't talk to other people
I've mutually jerked it with girls on omegle, but I don't think anyone actually jerks off to me specifically when I'm not around.
probably someone ugly, so it doesn't exactly cheer me up.
Things that never happened for 400 Alex
>>25298904
I once paid a guy to masturbate to pictures of me
Not sure if he actually did it or not, but he was pretty convincing about it so it made me really happy.
>>25298904
Yeah some girl on /soc/
Wish it had never happened though
>>25299020
How does this happen? Isn't this very very rare?
Any tips?
I have never masturbated to a person I had feelings for.
But I am more and more tempted to as my feelings wear off.
Fuck no. Also the robot is useless.
>>25298904
I'm "cute", not hot so probably not. Fuck women
>>25298904
maybe, i get a few stares from qts around uni but they never approach me also i'm too shy to talk to them.
>>25298904
>tfw hot bears make up r9k
>a buffet of sexiness
>>25299696
>rare
Not really. Its not easy but 3/5 nights I try it, I score. Mostly I just pick an interest that are mostly likely to have girls willing to see dicks. Then I keep the dixk covered to leave some mystery. Also be ready to talk
I wondered if anyone ever did, and if so, how many people and how many times.
>>25300172
You're fit?
I'm a skeleton but the idea of doing that kind of thing's always intrigued me desu
Not that I'd ever do it, not ready to show online any part of me
There may or may not be some qt who likes me but I doubt that she thinks of me specifically to get herself off
>your
I haven't talked, or had direct social contact to any female my age for the past 5 years or so, so i highly doubt anyone would, or could masturbate to me.
unless my male colleagues or parents has a thing for repulsive males.
>>25300304
I don't take off my shirt. I leave the laptop on my lap and aim the camera
Girls only masturbate to hot ripped celebrities like justin bieber or the faggots from one direction.
they dont care much for regular chad, since he's always there to pound their roasties if they want to, they find it far more interesting to masturbate to the unachieveable
so unless you are harry styles, no one has nor will ever masturbate to you
>>25300561
funny how the pic related is literally the kind of guy to spout that deluded retarded misogynist meme
>>25300612
dont get meat flaps all twisted up now
I've had a couple dudes jerk off to me on omegle. I don't give a shit if it makes a faggot or degenerate anymore, it just felt really good to feel attractive for once in my life
No, I can't imagine it would.
>>25300561
there are plenty of gay that would beat their meat to that guy so the op is correct and you are wrong.
>>25301070
homosexual men are just as materialistic as girls are, no way they would masturbate to that
Fucking no.
>>25301163
they literally would. they love fat guys. reminds them of daddy ya know?
>>25300172
Interests like what? Twilight or something?
>>25301391
sure they might go ahead and marry those guys, but they dont masturbate to lardtubs.
dont mix actual homosexual relationships and masturbation up
>>25298904
Coming to think of it, I was friends with a chubby black girl in HS and she was awful touchy with me
One time, I was borrowing one of her markers and I have this nasty habit of putting the back end in my mouth when I'm thinking. She yelped "D-don't do that!" and I put it down, awkwardly embarrassed and just gave her a mumbled "sorry" She seemed to feel incredibly uncomfortable for the rest of the day.
Later there was a rumor going around that she would masturbate with objects from her bookbag, like lipgloss and eyeliner tubes. I should see if anyone knows where she's been, maybe even use normiekoob's people search to find her.I don't have a fb, you can use people search without an account. You need to log in for the details though
don't make me laugh, OP
>>25301475
Know many gay guys, dated gay guy, know a lot of trannies.
I'm bi but whatever.
Guy I dated was 130 pound 6 foot twink and beautiful as fuck.
Most of the guys I know commonly masturbated to fatties. I didn't get it personally but whatever.
They normally like both. Most will say they don't like fatties that don't wash/take care of themselves. But they genuinely like them.
Why are you so wrong and can't take the fact you are wrong?
>>25298904
Fat dudes are no where near as fetishizied as sfat chicks
>>25298904
No! not at all. you'd need to at the varry least have pictures of yourself out there. I don't, so That's literally impossible.
>>25301475
>non gay trying to explain gay peoples interests
Actual faggot here, I jerk it to bara everyday man.
>>25300612
>misogynist
>>>/tumblr/
>>25301786
what turns you on about heavier dudes? just curious because I don't understand.
>>25301823
I don't understand either. Read my other post here.
>>25301571
However what turns you on about tits? Small chicks? Chicks with dicks? Etc etc etc.
Now imagine you are trying to explain why girls are attractive to a gay guy. Or an alien.
People just know what they like whether it makes sense to you or not.
>>25301823
I don't really know either man, they seem more cuddly I guess? I'm full on skelly so maybe it's the contrast as well.
>>25298904
>your
you're
>>25301917
I totally get the contrast thing. I watch lesbian vids and the ones I find the hottest have women who are a different race or size or body type or age etc. from each other.
>>25300612
Sorry, looks like you're on the wrong website. Tumblr.com is that way --->
>>25300172
Yo like what? What interests can you pick were girls might want to see dicks. Amy Schumer and 50 Shades of Grey?
>>25302204
Tumblr, not even kidding
>>25301955
did you get triggered? Do you want this to be a safe space?
>>25302535
really? Shit I'm gonna try that then.
>>25298904
What if there is an odd number of people on earth or in a community?
would you be flattered if you someone told you they masturbated to you? i think it's one of the best compliments ever
>>25302656
I would be pretty happy, I think everyone here has had at least one person think of them while they're masturbating
>>25298904
in alternate dimensions , anything is possible
I really really doubt my fem beta orbiter is still obsessed with me.
Confirmed, for me at least.
A girl also attempted suicide for me.
I have way too much luck with this shit than I deserve. I'm still a virgin to be honest.
>>25298904
Are you kidding ? women don't even come near me. I'm like a ghost trying to come into contact with the living.
>>25300478
holy shit dude them hips
>>25298904
No, because I'm a robot not a normie. If your answer is anything other than this, then you don't belong on this board.
who /masturbatesforgirlsonskype/ here
Do I look like a mind reader? How the fuck am I supposed to know?
>>25305134
Where would you even find the girls?
>>25298904
I can safely say that hasn't happened.
If you're someone's reason to masturbate you're probably not having that many bad days.
>>25299768
>Fuck women
>No luck with girls
>iwonderwhy.jpg
It does to this original commenter, yes.
Probably to only like 4 girls in my life, back when I was in HS.
Now I'm just a failed normie with 0% action in his life.
Gay males maybe. But women? No.
I'm ugly as shit and a recluse because of it.
It's safe to say nobody has.
I use to be this reason for a couple of girls and I also like to think I still am for others I never hooked up with. Where did it go all wrong? Pls tell me
>>25298904
I've had a faggot masturbate to me.
Not really what I'm going for but it's better than nothing.
>>25302656
I should be able to convince them to fuck.
>>25301614
Sure they are. It's just that women don't openly fetishize a type of man unless their friends support their taste.
That's why you see chads sexualized (because women are 'normal for liking him'), or even skinny makeup wearing guys in boy bands (because they have a fanbase of girls all agreeing they are hot).
Hey, I'd masturbate to the amazing atheist because he's so cute and cuddly and euphoric, but my friends have already told me my taste is weird/bad. Oh well.
>>25306065
>Shit-tier woman detected
>>25306065
Not saying I wouldn't counting to like what I like despite what other girls think about it. I'm just telling you that almost the only girls who will openly talk about the type of guys they like, are talking about a guy that they think their friends will approve of.
All those girls on Twitter saying they need a guy that's 6 foot, have their friends like 'yo go girl'. That is almost all of the reason why they say it publicly. Pretty much any guy would see it as being superficial, so they don't put it on their tinder profile to impress guys.
>>25298904
hasn't happened since i was six.
no.
no it does not.
>>25306387
nice legs, bro
do you ride the bike often?
>>25306438
you know it senpai
>>25300561
I don't care if she's not thinking of me while she masturbates, I try to mske her to think about me when she's not masturbating. That's where the real addictive longing part comes from, not the high, but the withdrawal and not being high part.
>>25298904
Yes.
But like most realities, I don't completely live up to the fantasy.
>>25306681
And one other thing.
I don't understand how that's supposed to bring me solace.
Women are retards.
>>25306387
Start working out your upper body for a few months and you'd be a looker. You're honestly not looking bad right now, no homo.
Solid cock and normal body, the only things that make you total garbage are that your cock and ass isn't clean shaven and look like filthy jungles and that you are probably really insecure about the loose skin you have even though it really isn't something that turns people off and isn't a barrier for you at all
>>25306709
His torso looks like the fish man from Hellboy. I don't think he needs to do anything to it. Bitches love movie stars.
>>25298904
I can't be certain. But if I had to guess, I probably was but either not for long or not anymore. There was this one girl in middle school that was checking me out rather often. Then in high school another one checked me out to the point where I developed a small craving for some form of interaction with women. Damn her. I probably crossed around 4-6 girls thoughts while they were pleasing themselves, 2 at the minimum, ~10 at the maximum. But then I'm schiz from a schizophrenic mother and these things could be my delusions.
I look sort of average, 6'2, smart for school. Today I'm someone who's gonna be a university dropout. Happy holidays.
Most likely, like a 95% chance some girl has.
>>25302656
as long as it was a woman
>>25298904
maybe four years and 70 pounds ago
>>25301477
Do it anon
Make a fb and find her lmao
>>25308783
> cyanide and happiness
Go back to fagbook you underage piece of shit
>>25309620
>went to school one year later than everyone because of autism
>out of 'teens
>underage
FaZebook is not dank, reddit runs on stock puns, I'm suffering kind of person. Back to school with your shits for brains.
>>25309708
>reddit runs on stock puns
fuck off retard thats barely any part of reddit unless you browse the same shits for 2 hours a day for 2 years my man
maybe once, not anymore
>tfw no longer have stalkers
>tfw will never have a qt tripgf
>>25310328
Well I'm not a redditor since I only rarely lurk that shithole. Kek.
>>25298904
nope
nuh un
never
>>25298904
>roastie arrogance
I'm disgusted, they can't see past their fucking tits. They hove no clue
>>25301431
>>25302204
I'm black, so I use the tag "black". I've heard of success from sex related topics too. Also social media apparently works too. The overall point though, is to imagine that you are the girl youre looking for. What interest would most easily direct her to you?
Other basics: keep the cam covered if it is focused on your dick.
When I say be ready to talk, really be ready. It can get boring watching a dick get jerked followed by robot instructions.
Also, I only go on on Saturday nights. Friday nights work too. Any other night is pretty much guaranteed to fail.
>>25299004
By lewdposting silly.
>>25299004
well there's your mom
bump tBh
>>25298904
Maybe when I was in highschool.
No one even knows I exist now so no.
I ERP plenty as the grill, so I'm sure there's lots of orgasms that have happened because of me
At least in the dozens by now, if not triple digits.
God I just want one woman to love me.
No, because if you don't know any girls, they can't schlick to you
