>tfw no gf to cut me with a razor each time I look at another woman
That can be arranged.
>>25297814
Not OP but I would also like a crazy gf.
You in Canada?
>>25297814
Really?
Will you cuddle me when I'm sad? Which is all the time.
>>25297875
>>25297908
You think you want a crazy gf. But you really, really don't.
>>25298056
Fuck u nigger
I'm a big boy, you fucking panzy ass faggot dick boy
Let me make my own fucking mistakes and stay the hell out of my life
>>25298056
I really really do it honestly sounds so hot holy shit
>tfw no gf to tie me down and beat me to within an inch of my life before making passionate love to my broken body as i drift in and out of consciousness
tfw women fight over chad, but not you
>tfw no gf to shoot my up with a speedball
Tfw no girl to put u in chastity an let u cum once a month but only if u drink ur piss bottle
If you're tough, outspoken, and have a sort of dominant presence, is it possible to tame a crazy girl? At least a little?
>>25298056
This desu senpai. I had a crazy gf. You know what else crazy girlfriends do? They cheat. You wanna be a cuck op? My ex would beat the shit out of me if I looked at other girls and she also cheated on me all the time, but I was only able to prove it once. You dont want a crazy gf OP, sounds way better on paper.
>>25298548
this t b h. I had a crazy gf that cheated on me, it was awful. she belittled me, treated me like an idiot, and then went off and fucked guys at college while I was out wagecucking saving up for an engagement ring. never again.
