daily reminder that this shit stinks, bleeds for a whole week every month and they're owners are awful 99%
why would anyone in his right mind go after it
Tulpas are the way to go.
>>25297473
You forgot hideous.
Cause it feels fucking good
Don't forget it gets super sweaty, discharges gross smegma, and a bit of piss gets trapped in there.
Also in all likelihood some other guy has shot his gross spunk in it.
Never forget these things, especially when eating out your perfect gf :)
>>25297581
>Also in all likelihood some other guy has shot his gross spunk in it.
This, a hundred times. A girls vagina hell even a 11 year old's these days have been filled up with spunk from multiple men.
>>25297473
I'll lick it because I'm not a caveman that just spits raw and stick the sausage in
>>25297473
vaginas are so pretty but only like 1/10 penises are pretty, ever.
>>25297581
"a bit of piss gets trapped in there"
what?
>>25297581
>Also in all likelihood some other guy has shot his gross spunk in it.
Because I have no choice but to want to put my penis in it. I don't really have a choice in what I'm attracted to.
You think this fuck chose to like feet? I bet you if he did have a choice he wouldn't.
>>25297581
Good girls will clean their shit out on a regular basis, also the sweat is hot. The smegma is only slightly annoying because on the off chance we fuck before she showers I get a couple crumbs on my dick and have to wipe them off afterwards. She cleans real well before I lick her up.
Unless the dudes cum is still in there I don't care.
Also just fuck in the shower if she's bleeding.
>>25297767
>I get a couple crumbs on my dick and have to wipe them off afterwards
That's probably Tyrone's dried up semen, you fat cuck.
>>25297665
post your rostie, whore
>>25297473
If you come inside it, the little chemical bundle inside every part of your body gets to carry on for a while. Given that this is the only purpose you exist for -- everything else you do that doesn't in some way aid this is a form of singularity, a rebellion against the designs of the little chemical shits -- the gene-leash compulsing us to do so is quite strong and difficult to ignore.
>>25297784
>People calling guys with gfs cucks even though they havent touched a girl in their lifetime
not him btw
>>25297996
>not him btw
Then why are you even talking? you dumb cuck? Crawl back in his pocket you cuck bitch.
Ate a girl out for the first time last night, before and after putting my dingus in her vagingus.
Tasted pretty good desu
>>25298069
Nice, what was his name?
>>25298101
>His name
>his
Nani?
>>25298014
>Then why are you even talking?
im bored
>you dumb cuck?
im neither dumb nor a cuck
>Crawl back in his pocket you cuck bitch.
no
>>25298121
Didnt know Nani was a dude's name, congrats!
>>25298257
TL's note: Nani means "what?"
But I realize now you're a cuck fetishist from reading the other posts in the thread. Stop shoehorning your degeneracy into my life.
>>25297473
Lust makes men crazy, they are clearly not in their right mind. This is clearly evident, even in animals. When a stag goes into rut he goes crazy and will run into traffic.
>>25298281
it was a joke you mongoloid
>>25298338
Citing a memetic way of relaying (obvious) information was a joke, in response.
Doesn't make you less of a nascent cuckold.
>>25297581
You could say the same thing about a penis, moron.
The blood and discharge doesn't even really bother me as long as it's clean, what really makes me cringe is the thought of all the load's that have been blown into her pussy. Fuck having my tongue/mouth anywhere near that. Doesn't matter how many months its been, you're still slurping sloppy seconds. No thanks, negro.
>>25298361
So you told a joke to my joke, i explained my joke and you explained yours
Doesn't make you less of a nascent cuckold.
>>25297665
Nigger I think you got that backwards.
>>25297473
>Skene's gland opening
oh god
that's new
I didn't know feminist anatomy books were already a thing
will all the old books soon be banned, for "denying of female ejaculation of something else than urine" ?
>>25298755
Jesus, this is the gayest thing I've ever read on /r9k/
>>25297815
Schopenhauer : Conspiracy award, 1818
At least the Buddha said the same thing without /ressentiment/.
I find your post very sad.
I'm currently trying to imitate Buk, my master : write lofi poetry, listening to classical music, drunk.
This guy bought his first BMW at 56 with his European royalties.
>>25299100
>his first BMW at 56
first-hand 1979 !
>>25298997
This picture turned me straight again.
