>he has a weird fetish
What's "weird"?
Everybody does, I'd assume
>>25296602
No. Most people don't have fetishes. Pretty much only awkward people have fetishes.
>he has a fetish
>he gets erect
>he has preferences
>he doesn't have a BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP fetish
>>25296602
Most people are pretty boring IRL.
Men want in-out, in-out, in-out.
Women want to be slapped and cuffed a little, or maybe call you "Daddy" while doing in-out, in-out.
That's it already.
Only autist weirdos on the internet when a girl to lick their ass or wear a chastity cage or whip a girl with a whip, or get whipped or whatever.
>>25296771
Or is into feet.
>>25296712
How autistic are you? Most girls get turned off if you tell them you're into stuff like BDSM, footjobs or mommying.
>>25296566
I wanna take a big whiff of that qt's stinky_____ Feet _____
>>25298359
I'd like to sniff her butthole. Not Riley. Your anime bitch.
>he actually does not have a weird fetish and lets nothing slip ever
I can understand being vanilla, but imo having NO fetishes at all is a bigger red flag than being into monstergirls or diapers or whatever the fuck. Anyone not into anything is either too good of a liar to be safe around, or had such a strange upbringing that they're just dead to the world inside
I just want to be held by a tender loving girl who's taller than me. I want to bury my head in her breasts while she wraps her arms around me gingerly and whispers in my ear that it's going to be alright.
>tfw it will never happen
>He doesn't fap to pixar characters
>>25296566
I want to violently fuck that girl. Porn when?
>tfw they'll give her breasts
Sad. Still good enough.
>>25296566
everytime im with my girlfriend i smell her armpits and lick her and she tells me im weird.
>Have dorky little girlfriend for years now.
>Have a fetish for tf.
>Girlfriend dresses up and tells me she's changing.
>Have fetish for feet.
>She buys like every kind of socks under the sun and teases.
>Have fetish for goo.
>She slides around in the tub with cocoa butter and says she's changing into a goo girl.
I'm so glad there's still human beings in the world that aren't packed up their own asshole.
>>25298921
This desuas long as she isn't a milf. God, older women look nasty. motherly women who are also my age are fucking treasure
>>25298884
I admire that level of deductive ability
>>25296632
>Most people don't have fetishes
...that they admit to
>>25300296
Great story retard. You're on r9k, no one believes you.
I used to think that having a cum facial fetish (giving) was pretty vanilla and not much to care about, but I've been led to believe I'm fucked up and weird for liking exclusively to cum on girls' faces.
Even here on 4chan.
![naturally-pink-lips[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4CMmzgw.jpg "naturally-pink-lips[1].jpg")
Are lips a strange fetish? I like soft feminine hands too
Not to the extent where I can't get off to anything but, but I really really like those.
Is that weird?
>>25301304
I love facials
>>25301504
As a guy giving, or a girl receiving?
>>25301536
Guy giving. I could probably receive if I was horny enough.
>>25301304
Yeah normies don't like it dude.
Some slut complained when I did it to her, so I told her to relax and it was completely normal and that most dudes love doing this shit. She came back to me later telling me her friends thought it was weird and they wouldn't do it. Bare in mind she was a huge slut too but apparently 'porn isn't irl'.
Apparently most normie beta cucks cum inside the vagina? Prolly to scared to hold a bitch down and shoot lewd ropes in her eyes.
This is the result of our low test gynocentric society.
>>25301676
I've.... considered it.
>>25301687
What trips me up is I talk to people who can go on about whipping and choking, orgasm denial and all that BDSM shit, but I feel I have to keep my love of spunking on faces close to my chest. It's fucking bullshit, I tell you.
>>25301847
Well most sluts do like it, they just don't want to admit it and will publicly decry it. Feminists are also guaranteed to hate it.
Who are these BDSM people you're talking about? Are they femdom because that would make sense.
Better question though, why are you having candid discussions about your fetishes in public you fucking retard? If you must do it just admit you like painting sluts white. Alpha as fuck.
>>25301918
I have friends who are into kink, and we all talk frankly with each other, and frankly I'm glad to have friends I can talk openly about sex with.
Not all of them are into femdom, though.
Anyway, I think some people see it as demeaning and whatnot, and yeah, some porn portrays it like that, but I see it more like just a visceral spectacle. It doesn't have to be demeaning.
Told my oneitis that I was really vanilla. That was apparently a turn off. She liked to get fisted.
I-Is anal inflation a weird fetish? w-what about orgasm denial? i-is that weird too?
>>25302018
I'm into it for both the visual excitement as well as the demeaning nature of it.
You sound like a betacuck desu.
>>25296566
>tfw pregnancy and lactation fetish
I-is that weird?
>>25302285
From a logical and biological standpoint? No.
From a social one? Yeah.
Save it for when you get a wife and guise it under "Let's have a kid" and "Your breasts must be so swollen, let me help you with that."
>>25301687
It's not that normies don't like it, it's just that i clearly shows when someone has never had sex. Not only does taking your dick out and then jacking it on her face slow things down (ie decrease pleasure for both you and her) but the orgasm is weak compared to cumming inside her, especially without a condom, whether it's in her pussy, ass, or mouth.
>inb4 cuck
Whatever, I had an ugly but submissive girlfriend, I came in her face many times but none of them was as close to as good as cumming in her ass unprotected and watching it flow out
>>25302269
>Not spunking on your beloved's face and avoiding the eyes or hair and then offering a towel for her to wipe your passion off, and then going down on her for an hour as compensation
It's like you don't even know how to give and take.
>>25302691
>It's not that normies don't like it
Retard. Most normies are far too beta to hold a slut down call her a whore and cum on her face. I know you think that some 'Chad' is cucking you but the reality is that you are likely just omega as fuck and women prefer betas to you.
>it's just that i clearly shows when someone has never had sex
Projecting in 3D
>Not only does taking your dick out and then jacking it on her face slow things down
We're at the business end of the root, it will be over in less than minute or so from this point, why is slowing down for a second to prepare for the glorious face painting considered a bad thing?
>(ie decrease pleasure for both you and her)
Not me, I'll be jizzing on her face in just a second. And she's into it too so she's not suffering by re-adjusting her position either.
>but the orgasm is weak compared to cumming inside her
Do you apologise afterwards and tell her you love her too you low-T beta faggot?
>especially without a condom
Tell us how that goes in 9 months betabux
>whether it's in her pussy, ass, or mouth
Don't act like women give up the ass for you on the regular you cuck, and I doubt they swallow you either.
Haha, just read the inb4. I know I'm right about you cuccboi.
>>25296566
>he's not Chad
>>25302703
That is the most cucked statement I have read in a long time.
>and then going down on her for an hour as compensation
Compensation for what? If she doesn't like sucking your dick she obviously views you as a low value cuck.
>It's like you don't even know how to give and take.
Giving is for the submissive. It's a slippery slope from giving her head to cleaning out Jerome's seed with your tongue faget.
>>25302896
Okay.
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