>C'mon kid. Just buy the fucking car. It's a chick magnet!
>You'll DEF lose your virginity, I swear!
what do
>>25296297
Pull out pocket knife, scratch the paint, walk to nearby convenience store, and buy a bag of Cheetos and some Mountain Dew Voltage
>>25296297
I have a car, can confirm it is NOT a chick magnet. Someone once called it a "lunch box".
>>25296297
Ask to fuck her if I buy it
Problem solved
Funny story but I actually got sex by renting an apartment. The girl showing it was really pushy and wanted the sell, I told her I'd do it for a quickie jokingly but she met me halfway. Had a quick slam in the kitchen and signed the paperwork. It was a shit deal and the apartment sucked, but I wasn't going to turn down what she was offering.
>>25296297
That car would help you get mad pussy from white trash chicks.
>>25296297
sure ugly chick
>>25296986
did you really rent it? id just call them next day and cancel everything, rat out the salesgirl aswell if you are /mischief/
>>25296986
Was she hot?
Do you have a picture?
>>25297061
that is rape fyi
>>25297061
I did end up renting it yeah, but only for a semester. The next time around they had three tenants ready to go so I got booted.
>>25297071
She was average I'd say, not fat though. I don't think I have a picture, I only met her a few times.
>>25297413
>>25296986
Did you bareback her?
It doesn't count if you didn't.
>>25296781
>buy a bag of Cheetos and some Mountain Dew Voltage
>>25297816
Yeah, told I didn't have any condoms and after a bit she said to just go ahead.
