>be me
>be a fembot
>mad because I wasn't born male
>I can't give slutty thick women a good dicking then cum all over their face
Why are you wasting what God gave you? Why aren't you out fucking thick girls?
>>25296154
>>be me
>>be a fembot
>>mad because I wasn't born male
>>I can't give qt twinky boys a good dicking then cum all over their face
Life is suffering
Well I can give you a good dicking and then cum all over your face if this means anything
hit me up
I have pretty mad vagina envy, but the act of actually fucking someone and sticking yourself inside of someone is 100x better than getting fucked.
Thank you for saying it OP. I wish I could fuck Ebina. Why couldn't I be born with one of those cool goo shooting rockets?
>>25296154
Because I don't have a job, and as a male I have to do useful things in order to have value as a human being.
This is unlike being a woman, who are automatically seen as having value by society, regardless of how fucking useless they are.
>tfw no thick gf.
>>25296154
Because I'm a paranoid recluse.
If you could send thick girls my way, I would not protest.
>>25296154
> Why are you wasting what God gave you?
Because he gave me erectile dysfunction bundled with it.
>>25296392
what is it like pham?
>be a fembot
Fuck off. Females can't be robots. Gtfo out of our board you attention hoar
>>25296154
>Why are you wasting what God gave you?
I have a 1 inch penis and no sex drive
>>25296154
>Why aren't you out fucking thick girls?
Because thick girls don't want anything to do with me either.....
No such thing as a fembot, bitch
>>25296154
>implying you could fuck a thick chick if you were a guy
>>25296154
I'm too shy and delicate despite the act I put on. Any woman would eat me alive so I keep them all arms length.
The thought of making a physical move or asking someone out is too much to bare.
>>25296538
>online dating statistics
These statistics only apply to online dating. Because online dating is full of boring desperate betas with shit photos.
If you actually learn how to talk to girls in real life, your social skills and personality will make you attractive enough to get a gf, as long as you're not hideously deformed or obese.
If you rely entirely on photos and an online profile, then if you don't look like Chris Pine you might as well not bother.
>>25296154
>>25296322
You're men
>men can permanently change a woman's body by being the first to have sex with her
equality is a meme 2bh
Penis envy: the thread
>>25296154
Because 2D is far superior.
>>25296154
>be le me
>be robot
>mad because I wasn't born female
>I can never be impregnated or feed lesbian lovers from my lactating tits
fuck off roastie.
>>25296154
The sheer amount of work required to fuck a low quality disgusting "woman" in 2015 America is so staggering that it's simply not worth it.
Not attractive enough for younger girls. So I'm riding the cougar/milf wave for now.
If only it was as simple as...
"Hey, do you want a good dicking?"
Because I'm not Chad. I'm a balding manlet with a small pee pee.
>>25296412
sauce?
die waffen legt an
>>25297221
Dominican Poison
>>25296392
it's been scientifically proven that females feel 10 times more pleasure than men
we get the shit end of the deal in EVERYTHING
>>25297713
Source?
I'm literally going to kill myself if this is true.
