>Hit it off with girl at the office
>Ask her to coffee
>Before you go, google her
>This pops up
Would your plans change?
>>25296142
No. People have sex. Girls suck cocks.
But, I'd never ask a girl that attractive, so whatever.
>>25296142
>ew gross she has sex? I wanted to read Ayn Rand and Dawkins to her
is this genuinely how some people react?
>>25296226
>defending whores
C U C K
>>25296142
>no other sizes of this image f0und
>>25296226
>People have sex
She is tied up in one of the pics, and looks like she is sucking a nigger off. I'd throw her into the trash, right where she belongs.
>make mental note of it
>fuck and chuck, never commit
What's the problem?
Yeah I wouldn't take her to coffee, I'd tie her up and make her gag on my cock.
So romantic.
>>25296226
>>25296249
SJW beta reddit squad detected
>>25296142
I'd rather be celibate my entire life than date a non-virgin woman.
I would've googled before I even spoke to her.
>>25296142
yes. sex before marriage is disgusting. fight me.
are you kidding? I'd try to be the next one to take that picture. I wouldn't date her long term but for a pump and dump? jackpot.
pump and dump
fill full of cum then run
Eh, I'd let her suck me off, maybe fuck her with condor if I was really horny. But then I'd chuck her. I'd just have to make sure to get tested after. And eating a pussy like that is a DEFINITE no-no.
wouldn't waste time getting coffee...
god, do people actually "go get coffee"
???
that seems so fucking cliche and excruciatingly boring, like
"oh man this coffee tastes good, you're cute, can we have sex now?"
how the fuck does it even work
>>25296419
Are you a virgin? Coffee dates are great first date type scenarios.
>>25296419
I'm pretty sure "get coffee" is like the real life version of "netflix and chill"
>>25296473
well i fucking hate coffee and im a horrible conversationalist so that seems like nightmare fuel to me
>>25296419
you do smalltalk, figure out the other peoples interest, if they are crazy/insecure/unattractive personality,
then make a date at someones place, cooking, watching a movie,
when you guess she wants the D you start feeling her up and escalate till you can take her shirt off - doesn't need to happen all on one date
>>25296142
Who is this, OP? I want some of that lip service.
>>25296142
this is fucking hot senpai post more
>>25296419
Coffee places are awesome for first dates.
>>25296419
This is a normal thing to do, dip shit.
Save threadsuper origianl coment tbhfam
>>25296283
That's a lot of meme words
Sluts are great man, they'll fuck even people like you maybe.
>>25296536
>you do small talk
welp
>>25296496
> Coffee dates are great first date type scenarios
>>25296536
> you do smalltalk, figure out the other peoples interest, if they are crazy/insecure/unattractive personality
>>25296559
> Coffee places are awesome for first dates
> hey there my name is anon I'm a huge fucking loser and my interests are video games and anime
> I have no ambitions in life, never plan on moving out of my parents' basement and work at a dead end job
> wanna fuck?
Last time I listen to you dipshits. Fuck you all.
>>25296419
>openly admitting that you are this clueless and omega.
Do the girls who do this realize pics of them like these exist on the internet?
What happens to them?
>>25296696
>being on r9k
>not being clueless and omega
i've been on r9k every single day since i was 14, i have nothing to talk about except manlets and bane memes and chads and roasties
what the fuck do i do
>>25296625
>>25296724don'tbe yourself bro
or find a girl that is just as fucked up as you & stop aiming for the Staceys
>>25296724
You fucked yourself over with that one. Lemme guess you let this board change how you think about the real world?
>>25296801
im 18 years old. been coming since 2011.
this has been my only social outlet ever, really. never had friends, never went to a party before
spend most of my time smoking pot and browsing r9k. it has most definitely shaped my views
>>25296724
>>25296837
get the fuck out of here senpai
this board is for people who have failed at life, you have to be in at least your mid-20s to be in that boat.
I grew up without the internet, for better or for worse, and was still a meme-shouting (before memes were a thing) idiot with other loser friends but still got myself a gf and had sex at 18.
You should be putting yourself out there and making memories that you can then look back on and think of the better days. Not sitting arund and wasting those better days.
>>25296837
That's where you messed up. a lot of the opinions posted here aren't true. The bitter vocal majority is misinformed.
I don't even know what I would do. It's like, I get that she's probably had sex before me. I've had sex before. I know that people fuck. But at the same time, I don't want to think about her being with someone else and I definitely don't want to see photos of it. Does that even make sense? I'm not offended by her having sex before she met me but I don't want to think about it because I don't want to imagine her with someone besides me.
>>25296249
Yes. If they can't have her no one else should either.
>>25296142
nah. Maybe don't pay for her. I've taken nudes and vids of every girl I've fucked, but haven't been shitty enough to post it online.
>>25296142
Yeah, my plans change from going slowly and scouting out a potential life partner, to attempting a quick pass at her vagina and if that doesn't work after 3 dates then I just leave
>>25296473
I don't like coffee. What do now, anon?
>>25296300
why don't they teach microchimerism in school?
>>25296419
coffee makes me want to take a dump
>>25296419
>tfw can't get past the coffee date an get into the 'come over and watch a movie and lets fuck' date
>tfw girls act like they are interested during coffee date in an effort to see how far I'll go to pursue them just so they can boost their own ego and self-esteem
>tfw not even super ugly or anything, can hold small talk, etc, just I'm not Chad
This middle ground of where girls do obtain some sort of validation through me flirting with them and going on a date with them, but don't want it to go beyond that is seriously excruciatingly painful. I'd rather just be a neckbeard virgin with absolutely no chance, that way I wouldn't hold out hope or waste my time.
JUST
>>25296473
"Are you a virgin?"
Where do you think you are to even have to ask that question?
>>25296419
Well, usually you just talk to each other normally while drinking coffee. I'm not sure what you are imagining. You sound like you believe people around you are retarded or you watch a lot of TV.
>be virgin
>type up imaginary date
>"Mmmmm, so good. I sure do love coffee!" said the Starbucks, Inc. PR
>"Aww, thank you." said the girl
>"Can we have sex now?" he replied
>>25296142
Dude are you dumb
Get her to blow you like that she probably loves getting throat fucked.
I dont think id wife it up though,.
>>25297921
>talk to eachother normally
that's where i have a problem
i never talk to anybody, and talking to people is something completely abnormal for me.
i don't know how to carry a conversation past an introuction, what to talk about, just what the fuck to even say
>Taking the time to find out her interest
>Actually giving a shit about what she has to say
>listening to her bullshit while you sip your brew
Main agenda is to fuck boys.
Thats why bitches like chad's because they make them feel like they aren't shit. So they go out of their way to impress the chad because cuck's like you give them all the attention they need to feed their ego.
If you're looking for a dedicated fuck buddy, find a girl with a shitty self esteem.
We all want the qtgf but in reality, I just wanna get my nut off and keep it moving. Girlfriends are annoying after a month and they're money goblins.
>>25297749
I'm in a very similar situation at work. This new girl is constantly flirting with me and dropping hints, and responds positively when I reciprocate, but I know for a fact that she has a long term boyfriend that she posts incessantly about on her "hidden" social media.
It's happened before, as well. Women want to talk to me, and some want to flirt, but no one wants to go further.
>>25298107
Invite her over if she says no stop talking to her...
>>25297749
I've decided I won't settle for less than a virgin gf, and since all girls these days are whores with no values beyond "gib money plz cuz feminism", I'm set for life. I've moved past trying to turn a slut into a wife and took a hard right into anime girl paradise. My own imagination has always brought me more joy than interacting with other people, so why fight it?
>>25298107
I've had several of these situations the last couple of years, usually goes like this:
>meet or start talking more to qt girl at work/school
>do a good job of keeping her interest at first, seems to gravitate towards me
>qt gets more comfortable, starts flirting with me
>start to talk a lot at work/text/snapchat on the regular
>flirting is obvious but I still try to play it cool to not appear desperate
>usually the qt has just gotten out of a relationship in the few recent months beforehand
>I can tell by body language and the way she talks to me there is some attraction
>suggest trying to do something outside of work
>hang out, high sexual tension
>attempt to make a move at what I believe to be the right time
>get shut down, qt claims that our interaction and talking is nothing more than "friends wanting to hang out and talk to each other"
>or she says "I'm really just not ready for a relationship with anyone right now"
>I try to play it cool like the rejection doesn't kill me, but it truly does
>qt suspects it, usually cuts off 95% of communication (i.e. any communication that isn't necessary)
>end up never talking again
tl;dr: QT at work flirts with me, builds me up, talks to me all the time, giving me all the hints, I break down, make a move, qt then at that point has the validation and ego boost they were looking for, reject me (as nicely as they can usually), then go off never talking to me, and usually end up dating Chad in about 2-3 months after
>>25296142
Of course my plans would change. I'd stop by the hardware store and buy some rope first.
>>25297674
because that doesn't fit the narrative
>be in grad school
>no girl has ever paid any attention to me
>in a program where each semester follows as a program so I have the same classmates for many semesters in a row like back in high school
>this 8/10 has been on my dick for a year now
>always sitting next to me
>whenever I suggest a group thing to go out and drink or something, she's always the first to agree
>gets touchy with me in more relaxed settings like the bar
>she's a single mom
So close.
>>25297604
They have smoothies. Take her miniature golfing.
>>25296226
These first replies are made just to generate replies, right?
>>25296142
>No. People have sex. Girls suck cocks.
yeah, but it's not like I'm going to marry the whore.
>>25298651
Hit and quit.
>>25296142
If she has sex with people, she might have sex with me too. So no my plans would not change.
go out with her who cares if the guy took some photos it would be a red flag if like you found a bunch of videos on a porn website
>>25298757
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to play with her big fucking tits but I just can't get passed the risk of her latching that spawn on to me somehow.
>>25297674
Why don't they teach astrology and phrenology in school?
>>25297984
You have the internet to practice that online anon. And skype voice, tinychat and stuff.
"Blasen"
Fuck you, it's as original as can get
>>25298107
She wants you to cuck. Is that a fair assesment anon?
>>25296251
>has sex once
>considered a whore
kekerini m'senpai
