By posting in this thread you agree to not fap for the whole year
Rules:
>1. No fapping
>2. Sexual interaction with another person doesn't count (it's ok for a qt to jerk you off)
>3. Screencap your post and post it here at the end of the year
Do it faggots
>>25295911
Lol how about no.
Deal nigger man
No thanks, I'm not a retarded faggot.
sure I'll try, doubt I'll make it past 3 hours tho
>>25295911
ok lets go
see you in 1 week when i fail like everyone else
I'm guessing edging counts as fapping?
I would honestly rather kill myself
I'll try, the longest I've gone is just over three weeks.
Deal, OP.
I'll try.
im gonna do it
im fucking nutss
I'll probably fail in a month but let's do this shit
I have enough test to do this.
You've got yourself a deal m8.
>>25295911
like with all things in life - moderation is where it's at
doing nofap is like a guy with a drinking problem quitting ALL booze for life. it's completely missing the point of having self control and knowing how to enjoy a beer.
know how to enjoy a wank when you really want one but don't let it become a daily thing leaving you depressed and with boner problems.
in 2016 I'll cut down on everything - fapping, weed, drinking, junk food etc but not gonna totally give up on a part of life I enjoy that would be just silly
>>25295911
Suspecting that nofap would result in some sort of medical problems. Either immediately or later in life. So, not signing up for this shit.
>>25296401
>cant get a cutie to jerk his dick
>2. Sexual interaction with another person doesn't count (it's ok for a qt to jerk you off)
For someone who has regular sex, nofap is hardly a challenge. How many of the "nofappers" have girlfriends?
I.. agree..i will regret this choice
>>25295911
I dont know, 1 year? Thats really fugging long
If I fail, I will post, but I get to fap for the rest of this year (since Im really horny)
Ok, I agree
im starting now
fuck that shit nigga i didnt fap for a week and I felt good then I fapped now today I feel shit
anyone who said there is no effect is LYING
get in here
>>25296418
ok OK I TAKE THAT BACK
fuck this, I am just doing this challenge 1 month
Yes let's fucking do it
Fapping makes me lazy and unmotivated to leave my bed to meet any slags
I'm fucking in, I've just started taking finasteride for mpb, so that's going to help tons, but anyway.
Is it ok for a gtk/Motif/Lesstif/tk to jerk me off as well? /lame joke attempt
>>25296413
Yes. And if I stop masturbating, I don't turn into a normal person. Just won't be able to concentrate on anything and everyone around will start irritating me even more.
>>25295911
Hold on op, I need the exact time your going to post this thread again.
Day and time of the next year's thread.
Is edgeing exeptible
what the fuck this is suicide
I'll try, and most likely fail after a week or so.
>>25295911
fine since everyone else is doing it.
Lets do this! I did survive november no fap but after That month i did fap again and guess i went instant depressed :(
Does masturbation by dog count?
>>25295911
I just ordered a Tenga Air Tech, so that ship probably sailed.
I honestly think a lot of the problems in my life come down to my obsessive masturbating. I will do this
>>25295911
Signing on.
You are a fucking moron if you truly believe that masturbation and pornography consumption has no negative effects on the mind.
How do you think your Alpha caveman ancestors (you know, the ones who had to fight to survive and obviously fucked someone) would feel about this? You need to work for pleasure. Masturbation/porn is basically cuckoldry where you satisfy yourself with simulation and poison your brain chemicals.
I began nofap before the start of december, lasted about 3 weeks. I edged a bit here and there, and ended up relapsing. I went on to fap like 6 times in three days.
I jerked off three times this morning, so I'm starting again tomorrow, the 28th.
>>25296577
You'd think after not fapping for a while you wouldn't feel shit after just one fap. It wasn't as bad as after just 1 day but fuck.
I can't believe I'll now have to wait like another 3 days to get back to that feeling.
>>25295911
Why not, I hate that I am addicted to porn, but lack the will power to stop for more than a week or so.
I don't think I've gone more than a week without fapping since I started at age 10. I'd probably go crazy
>>25295911
I will honestly try.
*signs*
32 year old wizard that's been asexual for 3+ years
ill agree sign me up
Fuck, been trying to do this for a couple of months but I always fail hard... porn is seriously some addictive shit. But for real, gotta do it this time. Been 'clean' for 3 days now and I don't know if I can go for a whole year, but I guess it gets easier, right? So, I'm in faggots! LETS TO THIS!!
>>25296715
>asexual
Back to tumblr with you
Shoo Shoo
I'll sign up. I sign up every year but I fail around 2-3 weeks in. This time, I'll be coming in strong with the fact that boner frequency is on a steady decline for me.
Shooting to beat my all time record of 4 months.
>>25296532
Edging is discouraged but not banned, the main crux is no fapping/cumming (but try not to play with it at all)
I'll post it on NYE 2016 around the same time of day as now
Has anyone been able to beat 15 years of obsessive fapping addiction? I honestly think this might be beyond me but I really want to do it
>>25296518
>> Is it ok for a gtk/Motif/Lesstif/tk to jerk me off as well? /lame joke attempt
Oh, anon, you're so funny!
signing up
I want to do good in college
I also want gains like pic related
>>25296645
PREACH! I know only now that I've tried to quit and failed so many times that it IS an addiction. It saps me of my energy, my desire towards women... shit, I'm feeling the urge right now. Haven't done it in a few days and it's like... I ain't even horny, just kinda feel like a smoker who hasn't smoked in a while? Like I just need a fix. It's fucked up...
>>25296808
I think we should ban edging if only because it will lead so many to fail. It's basically your addicted brain trying to trick you into relapsing.
>>25295911
Well my Mistress controls my orgasms as it is, so my whole life is no fap.
Signing up anyway because I was ordered to. Doesn't really change anything, though.
>>25296941
masturbating helps with gains
it increases t levels that help muscle growth
>inb4 broscience
google that shit up familia
>>25295911
I'm going to do this. I don't care if you don't believe me.
>>25296965
I fap every day, T levels are increased at once a week fapping.
Besides nofap gives me a mental edge, succeeding at college is more important to me than a little more gains
thanks for helping out anyways, family
gonna have to fug something more often then I guess, but okay I'm game
>>25295911
What about...nightly emissions or in other words, wet dreams? That's usually what ends my streaks.
>>25296808
Alright then,
I sir anon of Hungaria, except your challenge. Until the stars in the sky align and the sands of time lay on the next year, I on the Honour of great men before me pledge to fight the temptation of degeneracy until the next current year.
-Anon
>>25295911
If I don't fap at least every two days I get insane in the head. And I get stressed out and it feels like i'm gonna implode
allright lessgo
>>25297192
You don't consciously do that so it shouldn't count.
I was already going to try it out.
>>25295911
Enjoy your wet dreams, nerds
>Porn and jerking off is the reason I'm a loser
HAHAHA you fucking idiots. The only difference will be that you're a horny loser.
>>25297415
wet dreams are GOAT
Idiots, you should all be doing No-Porn 2016
Masturbating isn't a big deal, unless you do it like 5 times a day. So you all should be doing No-Porn, and maybe cut down on the fapping.
>>25297415
Never had one in my life so I'm looking forward to it.
Alright here's my submission. I'll keep touching my dick but won't cum. It's mostly the porn that is fucking me up. I plan on doing it until I get frequent wet dreams or start getting Chad perks like good confidance and Stacy digits. Hopefully, I'll last at least a month.
>>25297415
>mfw I've been recently having dreams about a having a gf and it's the same girl in the dream every time.
>mfw I am building a relationship in my dream that maintains continuity between dreams
>mfw I'll eventually have sex with this dream girl
I'm doing a no fap until my b-day which is 6 days away
>>25297519
What the fuck makes you think not jerking off will turn you into chad? Is cum some like magical alpha force that you think you lose when you nut? You don't lack confidence and charisma because you jack off, you lack it because you have nothing to be confident about don't talk to people.
signing up (will fail)
Fuck I'll do it
>>25295911
I'll play (in fact, I've been at it for about a week now anyway)
However, since my only reason is to avoid deathgrip syndrome I've allowed myself to fap exclusively with a Fleshlight.
So, if we can expand rule #2 to include onaholes/Fleshlights I'm all for it.
>>25295911
Leggo, maybe this will motvatie me to do something iwith my life.
>fuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Idk my dick will prolly fall off at the rate at which I master bate
Fuck ill go on for a month guaranteed but a year? Shit maby
>>25297535
Tell me more
>>25295911
Also op you should give us a proper time to come back
I will try. I will try. I will try.
>>25297739
>Also op you should give us a proper time to come back
We should have a thread or two every week to keep ourselves updated on how everyone else is doing.
Does edging count?
>>25297739
>Tell me more
She's a German foreign exchange student (because why not?) studying here in America. During one of our "dates" we watched a movie on my couch, ate cookies, and cuddled. It was very comfy. Short dream. The next dream I introduced her to my family and it went well. My dad tried to make me feel awkward and stuff (you know how parents are, when they're just goofing with you around friends or whatever). Just making fun of me for doing cheesy romantic shit (cuddling with a blanket together and all that). We later had a bit of a fight over something (I can't remember what) but my dad and sister gave me advice to help calm the situation down.
She's rather tall with strawberry blond hair. Kind of soft-spoken (maybe it's an accent thing? Germans are fluent in English mostly hough). As for body, boobs are not very big (strong b cups I guess) but a ncie handful. I can't really recall anything about her butt/legs/waist.
My memories are rather hazy, except in terms of the raw feelings/emotions/sensations in the dreams. But that's how all my dreams are, mostly emotional stimuli firing off as opposed visuals.
Is this how one eventually develops a tulpa? I can get down with this.
>>25297791
It's 5:04pm in Vancouver I could make one everyweek at 4:00pm if that's cool with everyone
>>25297937
Well the people posting in here now are likely to be around at the same time each week (even more so if they're NEET) so that works for me.
>>25295911
sure, why not. nothing better to do anyways.
>>25297886
I truly hope you have more of these drams, they're just the best feeling.
>tfw dream girl is cuddling with you, her head on your chest.
>tfw you get that gratification of a loving relationship in one night
>>25296570
aaand i just lost
>>25298033
2016 isn't here yet anon. You can still wank.
Let me redpill all of you on the Jewish conspiracy known as No Fap
No Fap is nothing more than a Jewish conspiracy in an attempt to kill off goyim by tricking them into damaging their own prostates, and contracting prostate cancer.
Scientific research has shown ejaculating enough per month significantly reduces the chance for prostate cancer.
I attempted to do No Fap November, but by the 4th day, my prostate was swollen with cum to the point where it was impossible to be comfortable while sitting down, on the 5th day it was painful to sit down due to my swollen prostate, so I decided to masturbate, and guess what, I was immediately relieved and could sit down without any pain.
Unless you are addicted to porn and can't get erect even if you had a 10/10 spreading her legs in front of you, waiting for you pound her, there is no reason to do no fap. I masturbate, on average, 6 times a day (I'm self employed and work from home) to superior 2d, and yet when I go out in public, I still get erect just from the scent of a 7/10 walking passed me.
>>25298430
>swolen prostate
How fucking old are you?
This is clear proof that Hitler is infact alive and shit posting on a Mongolian basket weaving website
Signing up
>>25295911
it was my news years resolution anyway
No Fap January is the answer. Gonna be bursting at the seams with so much testosterone and I'll have so much free time with the first month of a new semester at College, it'll be harder for me NOT to get laid.
Wish me luck friends.
>>25298430
>prostate swollen with cum
I...
What?
>>25298430
>prostate swollen with cum
>>25298935
>Someone in college buy the nofap bullshit
>American """"education""""
>>25295911
TRIPS GET
>implying I'm going to do this shit
Let's do this, familia.
>trying to quit drinking
>trying to quit fast food
I'll try not to fap too but I doubt I'll last long.
fuck it, I'm in. Here we go.
If I get dubs I will try my hardest not to, god save me.
>>25295911
If Puddems had blue eyes and bigger tits she would be perfect.
>>25295911
I'll give it a go, it won't last but it might motivate me to make a move on that girl at uni when i return
There's literally no point in doing this shit. It will only negatively affect you.
I won't fap. Easy peasy.
I think the main problem with other forms of NoFap/NoPorn is that you replace tons of stimulation with zero stimulation. Going to minimal stimulation seems the best option -- you just have to figure out what works for you.
Personally, erotic lit was the best substitute. That has made NoFap pretty easy and acceptable.
I'm in. I can do this. I am in control .
>>25295911
>denying yourself easy pleasure for no reason
Fapping only really becomes a problem once you do it for the sake of cumming, and not because you're actually horny.
I am ready desu senpai
Okay, I will it.
effects of not fapping:
>overly horny at inappropriate times
>chances of premature ejaculation increase
>increased risk of prostate cancer
quitting cold turkey doesn't teach you a single thing about self-control
>>25295911
What if I fail?
Isn't it healthy to fap about once every 12 days?
>>25298430
Nigga you can still have sex. Everyone knows that not ejaculating is bad for you. All everyone is saying is that maybe your ejaculation don't have to be do lolicon hentai or fart gangbangs or traps or whatever the fuck niggaz jack off to these days, and maybe they don't have to happen 5 times a day while you do literally NOTHING else. You're SUPPOSED to strive to ejaculate in other way, i.e. get an actual woman to have sex with you - become so desperate to cum that your brain goes "fuck it" and forces you to be more outgoing and brave when it comes to girls. And also maybe get some other shit done?
>>25295911
I hereby vow to uphold NO FAP 2016. New Years Eve circle jerk faggots ?
>>25295911
I'll try the No-Fap tour for a month, and I can't garantee nothing.
>tfw my uni is full of 6/10 - 8/10 grills
Fine, but I'll probably brake in like 2 days
>>25295911
im a weak fucker i might can go 4 months max
>>25297499
>masturbating without any form of pornagraphy
How do you go about this? I know I could do it, but it would feel like such a chore to not even imagine something sexy and just start jerking it
>>25299420
Erotic lit is kinda my go-to because of my fetish (hypnosis/mind control).
Do you just read erotica and then not touch yourself? Or do you just not cum?
I'll try for a month, can't guarantee a year
Christmas was my last fap.
I'm going to never fap again. I will have self discipline.
LET'S DO IT
>>25300482
It's easy if you go outside and see some whores and fantasize about your life together.
>>25296941
Fapping helps with studying, it makes you care more. Like, if you care a lot, you'll feel bad and want to study more. With noFap, you feel like "fuck this I don't have to study". Truss me mang
I'll do it or die trying.
>>25301227
And that's supposed to be healthier than thinking about whores I see pictures of online?
Im sorry, this is to not fap until 2016?
So like, 4 days?
I think I might be up to it.
>>25298430
I wouldnt doubt Chino-chan for a second
>>25295911
why?
you fucking nigger
>>25296357
Wait, daily is abnormal? This is unsettling...
Lets give it a shot
comentario original
I think nofap only really has it's full effect on your first try. I went for 45 days last year, and I actually managed to get a girl to go out with me through some dating site. And she practically threw herself at me five minutes after picking her up, but I think that has more to do with my good looks than nofap.
Since then I've abstained for anywhere from 7-30 days and the feeling of intense energy and confidence that I got during that first week has never returned. However, when I quit smoking pot for a month earlier this year, I got pretty much the same feelings.
I think maybe self-denial, much like pornography, can be addictive. Eventually you need more and more of it to get the same fix. Nofap, then lifting, then cold showers, and the list goes on and on. It's good to deload every once in a while, and engage in a week or so of hedonism, just to remind yourself that giving in to your base desires isn't all that satisfying.
So does no fap increase test?
ok i didnt in 2015
asexual
First I'll try to do it for a week, then see how I feel.
>>25296599
But imagine how glorious it'll be for your first fap after a year with no fapping.
>>25296645
Ok, you've comnvinced me. I"M IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET"S FUCKING DO THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as a programmer building static analysis tools for a compiler infrastructure I can honestly say that fapping constantly is the only way to keep my mind clear and zen-like
>>25300482
I just stop fapping to porn,then after a couple days,while trying to sleep my brain does the rest and i masturbate furiosly before sleeping,but you must be concentrated,if you wake up to get a napkin the sexual thoughts will go away
>>25297519
I've gone for 3 months before and that shit was awesome. I'll do it.
Alright I'll try this again.
>>25295911
im down op
Ok I am here. This is an orginal commento
>>25300673
>Do you just read erotica and then not touch yourself?
Pretty much. Erotica makes fantasy significantly easier: to anyone reading this, reading erotica (and, potentially, writing it) is the best way to improve your imagination when it comes to sex-related things, which also seems to help with confidence.
Also, I think of it compared to dieting and exercise:
The right lifestyle change would be to not masturbate at all, to get a girlfriend or (at bare minimum) a friend-with-benefits. You then have sex with them to fill your needs. Any type of "cheating" the system would be through masturbating with minimal stimulation (i.e. through memory/fantasy and with low physical stimuli).
If the above is the correct "diet," then is there "bad" diet that also won't metaphorically make you obese? If we're actually talking about dieting and food, then yes, that type of diet exists: you won't be obese, but you won't be in perfect health, either. But, if you're careful with not splurging with the fats and food, then it's also pretty easy to shift back into the healthy diet.
The same concept applies to masturbation. Low outside stimuli and/or low physical stimuli. More of either will make you metaphorically "fat". Low amounts still aren't ideal, but they're better than not giving a damn.
I don't really need to fap, but my mind craves the excitement of sex-stuff. In my personal experience, trying to go cold turkey just leads to overindulgence in both fapping and porn consumption whenever I finally crack. But a low dosage of visual stimuli is enough for me -- the equivalent would be going to a mall and watching women walk by and checking them out (and, having experienced that this Christmastime, I now understand why other men do it).
>>25295911
visiting bro for holidays... haven't fapped in 4 days
that's longest I've gone nofap for in years.
Alright.
Let's do this, chums.
>>25295911
Count me in, f@m.
The only thing No fap will do is make me horny.
Literally no reason for me to do it.
I'm in.
Shit's starting to become less fun anyways.
>>25296645
This
I'm in as well, I'll try my best but success is unlikely. The longest I've gone without fapping is 6 days in the past two years. I'm tired of fapping like a madman, I want to meet someone, I don't want my dick to be shackled to my computer anymore.
NO FAP SHALL SET NE FREE
lel I remember doing this nofap new year bullshit when I was 14, back when days felt longer. Lasted two weeks max. I'll give it another go, 12 years later. Godspeed, OP.
>>25295911
rather than no fap what you should do is get a onahole and only use that and no porn
you want to get your penis used to the feeling of something that isn't your handing strangling the life out of it and you need to be able to cum without visual aid
pic related is the only way i masturbate
>>25304810
Do people really have trouble cumming without visual aid? I could literally stare at the floor right now and cum within a minute or two and I've been fapping at least once a day for well over a decade.
>>25304874
a lot of people have no troubling cumming in only a minute or two because they death grip
but if you were to have sex with a woman you might find it hard to cum because the sensation would be completely different.
the good thing about sex is that you have a naked women infront of you for visual aid but some people need really hardcore /d/ tier shit to get off
i personally only like vanilla stuff and when i watch 3d porn it's always homemade stuff so if by some divine miracle i ended up having sex with a woman i doubt i would have much trouble
>>25305092
Well I'll never have sex with a woman so I don't care about that.
>>25295911
I'm in, 3 weeks in at the moment and I feel much more motivated and confident. Gonna have a few faps for old time sakes then see how long I can make it in 2016.
Oklel
>>25305264
neither will i but just let me tell you fucking an onahole hands free like in >>25304810
pic is fucking amazing compared to simply jacking it with your hand
it's not so much to do with the onahole but more to do with the actual motion of imitating sex, rather than using only your hand you are moving your whole body and it just seems to sate a biological instinct and it feels indescribably better
>>25295911
>>25295911
l want to beIieve
gonna be testing it 123, 1 year out of approx. 60+ years i have left why not
>>25296357
Underatted post
>masturbating while taking a shit
>squeeze my PC and anal muscles really hard
>squirt a huge load of clear liquid
>thought it was piss
>it was pre-cum
>still haven't actually came
I think my body produces too much sex fludis because I've been masturbating since I was 10.
Sign me up to the program scotty.
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna blow a load in my sleep by week 2.
>>25305922
Wet dreams are best dreams, we allow them becouse you weren't the one in control
checkum
12/28/Current Year
>tfw just fapped 3 times in one night
Has anyone actually gone without fapping for a year?
I'm not in, but it is my resolve to only edge whole browsing porno pictures on the computer, and if I'm going to bust a nut, put on a condom and hump the bed instead of jerking off at the computer and adding to the 77 jizz trails on the wall.
>>25295911
In 2013 I went 17 days and in 2014 i went 14. I'll try for 3 weeks.
>>25295911
I'm in. Planned to do this anyways, already have a decent streak going.
>>25306853
what about this year?
2013 was my only serious attempt at not fapping the whole year, I had my last fap before January 1st Hawaii time, and I lasted 24 days, which I also managed on 2 other occasions that year, and so far is my maximum record.
>>25295911
aight baby
here we go
12/28/15 day 1 no fap
>>25295911
Hmmmm, why not
(IMO this comment is actually pretty original)
I can try. Let's see how far I get.
I'm gonna fap on the last day of the year and then try this. Good luck robots.
>>25307697
You have until 11:59:59 PM dec. 31 Hawaii standard time
Add smoking too, and no drinking till valentines day. Or 4chan for that matter.
Signed meself
>>25297560
>is cum like some magical alpha force
TOP KEK
What exactly are the benefits of no fap? thought it was pretty normal in moderation
>>25307911
These are literally all the benefits:
1. Teaches you some self-control and restraint
2. Will make you try to actually get laid
I'm in starting now I won't gap
>on university winter break
>have a big family so someone is always home
>they rearranged the room I used to sleep in, now I'm in a room alone
>pretty much every night it gets to be about 2am and I can't think of a good reason not to masturbate since I have a room to myself
>I'm going to fap after posting in this thread
I tried no fap november and made it halfway, guess the only thing stopping me from jacking off everyday was that I shared a room
>tfw like no fap threads because trolls post fap material
Alright, I'm going for it. One day at a time.
>signup
Why does it sound so fucking funny
I'm in
originaloriginaloriginaloriginal
>>25307993
me too
I was disappointed by the luck of porn itt
This image makes no sense she want's me to show her what not fapping looks like? would you just stand there?
>>25308354
it's trickery
she asks you what fap is so you show her and lose no fap
By posting in here I'll agree to go as long as my will takes me. Never tried this before so I'm interested to see how long I can go.
>>25308424
oh I'm retarded
Have a girlfriend so I don't think I'll go mammoth amounts of time without nutting but it be cool to see what it does, probably just makes you salty though
lets try this shit, fail horribly and fap 10 times a day as usual
Currently on 8th day and intending to make it as long as I can.
Cold showers make it easy, as well as articles about the exploitation, abuse, and human trafficking that goes along the actual prostitution, or pornography industry which is videotaped prostitution.
I refuse to partake in the experiment of exposing millions of young men to the hardcore pornography that is just an URL away from your reach, in every home where is internet connections.
Those who go to /pol/ might have a good guess about the cause of it, but are completely wrong about the solution.
Whatever you saythis comment is very original
>>25295911
lmao
no, because it's the only thing stopping me from getting hookers
>open backpage
>fap
>after feel good about saving 100 bucks
it's not the best life *lights pipe* but it's good to me
>>25295911
Sounds like the only way out is to become a manwhore or get a temporary gf for a year if I'm in. But I'm too peculiar to find someone like that and if I did it'd be annoying to bail them with all the shit dramas when I just want to fap after a year of mansluting. So, nope. I'm fine with my own short-term no faps.
I agree to a whole year, I will know true pain.
>>25308571
>jacking it prostitutes
you need jesus
>>25295911
Allright OP, I'm in. I've been wanting to try and do nofap for a solid year to heal my brain from porn addiction anyways.
I, Anon, agree not to fap until next year..
>>25296808
I hope to see the survivors on the other side next year. I already marked my calendar.
I've been going stronk since september.
MIGHT AS WELL GO FOR IT
I AM IN FUCK
Havent fapped since Xmas eve lads, think im just gonna keep this up
hopefully nobody here tries to ruin our streaks, that would be tragic
I'll do it as well (fuck the robot btw)
>early december
>crap ton of daily nofap threads
>around 7th of dec
>virtually all nofap threads gone because everyone lost
Still easier than quitting cigarettes
Is using my prostate massager fap?
Even if I don't touch my dick?
Giving up porn because you are addicted to it is a very good idea and is supported by science. Giving up fapping is a terrible idea unless you have a plentifull supply of sex. Eventually all that sexual denial will lead to you fapping anyway, and probably to porn, since in the mind of no fappers masturbation is as bad as porn. Some people are succesfull with no fap, the large majority aren't. A lot more would be free of porn if they didn't buy into no fap nonsense.
Going in full retard.
>no smokes
>no coffee
>no fap
>no /r9k/
>no vidya
Im gonna fucking die 2 weeks in.
Is getting head or fucking allowed?
Its gonna be get pussy or die.
>>25309334
quite the opposite for me
Sure, let's go for it.
Yeah, ok. Last time I tried this I had strong enough boners to lift dumbbells within four days. I really don't want to cum in my sleep though.
>>25295911
Debating if I should start now. It's not 2016 yet. I made it to 8 or 9 days, then failed, then made it to 5-6 days, then failed. Now i'm at like 4 days.
The problem I have is that as shitty as porn/fapping is, it does keep my sex drive in check. It's nice to be more driven towards girls, and I like the burst of masculine energy, but I dislike the general increase in irritability and anxiety and the constant on edge way it makes me feel.
Also, it makes me much more susceptible to being manipulated by girls. I get hit on by girls a good bit, but a lot of them have ulterior motives. When i've jerked off recently, I avoid the pitfalls without much difficulty, but when I haven't, I start thinking with my dick instead of my brain.
>>25309475
Literally read the fucking OP lad.
>>25309754
He probably signed up for those beforehand. Epic lad.
i'll do it
my worsening depression has completely gotten rid of any sexual desires anyways, and I'll probably have committed suicide by the end of the year so
I need dis. Sign me up.
>>25295911
i want to fuck a real hole
>>25295911
lets do it
not even once
dicks in boys lets do this
>>25295911
i will do..
because my oneitis hate me
>>25295911
Let's go boys
:DDDDD
>Nofap for 26 days.
>Relapse on Xmas
Surprisingly it wasn't that great. Basically came within 2 minutes. Didn't feel as good as it was a premature ejaculation.
Felt kinda disappointed and regretful after it as well. Like, I broke 26 days progress for that? Wasn't worth it.
Also felt kind of tired and fucked up the whole weekend. Brain fog is real.
Let's fucking try.
im in
u just gotta beleive in urself
Jesus will no longer disappointed with me so I'll sign up
K, not gonna fap the whole year. Probably not going to have sex anytime either, being a 0.5/10 lesbo. But yeah, see ya in next year's thread, good luck.
i havent fapped in like 3 days, can i have some sort of reward already?
Does posting in this thread make me any more likely to actually go through with it? I'll do it anyways
ITT
pathetic porn addicted cuckolds who don't realize you can just go get laid instead of being cucked by your porn, masturbation, and internet addictions
>>25313342
Yes, unless your the kind of person that tends to go back on his words.
>>25296645
Spoken like a true redditor. Go fuck yourself.
I'll do it, but only so I can cum bucket loads come February
>>25295911
I will (also I started nofap like a week ago for religious purposes).
No chan No league 2016.
I'm gonna fap.
But fuck that killing time bullshit.
You guys are setting completely unrealistic goals and thinking they have credence just because a new year is starting.
As soon as the excitement of your new wall calendar fades, so will your ambition.
I was able to do 1 month before, but that was just because I was in the dorm and having a roommates makes it harder to do. I got my own place now and I usually do it once a day. I tried to stop for a week, but could only make it 3 days.
I'll not fap for 2 weeks in January
there's my commitment
I really need to start fucking chicks. I'm in.
>post in thread
>still fap in moderation since I can't get real sex
enjoy torturing yourself for no reason
don't you just want to mount her? she's asian btw
>Stop fapping
>Suddenly no shame to carry everywhere
>Feel liberated
Good to know there's a path out of this shithole of misery
the normies don't even want you to responsibly fap to deal with your dangerous beta male sex drive
>>25295933
Putin wins everytime without trying
give in to your desires. It's the right thing to do :^) you will never get with a girl this attractive irl it's your right to have pretend sex with her
>>25314422
Funny how projectingfags try to make you fail by posting porn. That shit doesn't even do anything for me at this point.
It's like someone is offering a drug addict some candy. That image is meaningless to me.
Fapping is justice for your shitty genes, they can't take that away from you. It's healthy in fact :^)
>>25314434
Jews posting porn and shilling against nofap to make you relapse and keep the white males down while they push their multicultural agenda forward
Resist.
it's starts with no fap, the next step is castration, don't give into normie lies, your orgasms are good for your soul
>>25314458
It's not and you know it, we know it, everyone knows it. Brain fog.
>>25314484
That is nonsense. Do you get paid to do this or are you just brainwashed? By the way, those vanilla-ass pictures wont do anything to porn addicts. You gonna have to try harder than that
Nofap is jewish tyranny to turn whites into asexual robots, to turn beta males into castrated shells of men afraid of their own sexual desires. Resist Jewish nofap lies
>>25295911
it's a good idea to not be dependent on masturbating for happiness.
but you're much better off cutting out pornography. if your circuits are all fried out you aren't going to be able to perform in front of an actual, flesh and blood woman, and you're going to get sucked into the same bullshit excuses.
>tee hee that's right if you don't fap you'll eventually get the confidence to get with stacie teehee fapping is gross anyway :P It's probably why you don't have a gf right?
bow before superior canuck cock, get your maple syrup here
>fapping to 2d is bad
>finding an ugly roastie to serve and cuck yourself to isn't
wake up people
>>25296447
changed my mind, going for the whole year
>>25314588
No one takes your posts seriously
>>25295911
Lets do this lads
>mfw this time next year
>>25314639
The opinions of people who think not jerking off is a magic key to life success don't mean that much to me 2bh
>>25314664
Well enjoy getting ur posts ignored then. I was trying to save you time. No one is "on the fence" on this one. It's either profound autism like yours or rightful nofap.
>>25295911
I'll do it mr nigger
