do women enjoy sucking dicks ?
>>25295585
it is difficult and you get lockjaw but i guess i do desu
t. inexperienced dicksucker
>>25295632
It's like you want to pick fights with robots.
Only if you are rich and famous.
>>25295637
nobody cares where she puts her mouth tb.h
>>25295637
w-what? i'm just staying on the topic of the thread. idk what your problem is, matey
>>25295632
ROASTIE GET THE FUCK OUT
>>25295726
Did you get fucked by that guy with the ice skating?
Ive never had to ask they just do it..mind you i have a nice looking dick and abs
>>25295742
i never went ice skating with him.
please stay on topic in the thread: do women enjoy sucking dicks? if you have nothing to add please visit another thread
>>25295632
> you get lockjaw
Thats because you're doing it wrong
I do. It's so fun.
>>25295773
Of course women liking giving head if they enjoy the guy they're with. If they don't want to give you head, it means that they don't find you that sexually appealing.
So why didn't you go ice skating with him?
>>25295585
All woman are sluts bro. The type of girls that are christian, nice, and doesn't flirt with anybody want to suck dick too. All girls have one thing in common, they only care about sex, and they stay sluts until they decide to settle down and have children with the guy that is wealthy. Then, she will cheat on him and divorce him so that she gets half the money. Welcome to the real world Anon.
>>25295791
how do i do it right?
>>25295817
why do you care why i did not go skating with him?
>>25295585
Yes. My GF sucks my dick everyday. She is crazy about it. I thought that i have small dick and that it will taste awful. But she tells me that it is sooo biiig and she refuse to use flavoured gel. She likes my penis natural.
>>25295632
How do you feel while sucking a dick?
>>25295850
you are probably not really sucking it, you have to suck it like a toddler sucks his finger
>>25295890
anxious, hoping that i'm doing a good job, hoping my teeth/roof of mouth don't touch his dick too hard, nervous, stressed
>>25295632
>>25295726
>>25295822
>>25295850
You need to stop sending Eggman nudes, he has a girlfriend.
>>25295585
It would be fun if I didn't have such a shitty gag reflex.
>>25295850
I'm curious. Tell me the truth.
>>25295970
Work the tip.
>>25295959
Train doing this with a dildo
>>25295968
I'm not sending eggman nudes fuck off you shit. i added him on snapchat and he never did anything but update his stupid story with pictures of his ugly face so i deleted him because he's an overhyped third-rate attention whoring normie
i would sooner kill myself than touch eggman in any sexual or platonic fashion
>>25296013
You're not sending them because you already did send some. Nice way of keeping your head covered, though.
>>25296011
why can't i train on a real penis? why are men not patient enough?
>>25295992
i dunno, we didnt feel like it
>>25295817
>>25295992
Hey, it's been a really long time since I've seen you posting. Are you still insane? Do you still want a girl to kill you?
>>25296040
i never sent eggman anything other than a snap of my face asking him if he thought we looked similar
>>25296063
Torture me, but probably not kill me. Even though I'm super depressed and think about death often, I don't really want to die.
>>25296054
That's a lame answer.
>>25296097
You wanted the truth.
>>25296097
I think it's fucked up that you want that but I'm still into it. How are you in general? We haven't spoken a lot, I'm just curious.
I'm a gay man
I love sucking cock but I've only done it once because sperg
I liked it and thirst for cock
But I imagine I wouldn't like it if it was a big cock or they wanted me to deepthroat I ain't do that shit.
>>25296054
>why can't i train on a real penis?
Because you are anxious and stressed.
>>25296138
I was hoping for something more exciting, but that just feels like a let down.
>>25296140
I moved across the country and I'm basically having a horrible time. I would like to go back, but I'm stuck here for a little while longer. How about you?
>>25295585
some women, and some women don't
not do you like eating vagina?
>>25296160
Homosexual men are very different from women, though, for homos it doesn't matter how famous and rich you are, if you look good then they like you, its like straight men but for other men instead of women. For girls there are all sorts of stupid bullshit they make up to feel attraction and to want to do it.
>>25295959
You sound like you'd enjoy being bound and otherwise completely submissive. If you just let him use you however he wants and simply follow instructions then you don't need to worry about how you're doing, you can just relax and enjoy.
>>25295585
i love sucking my gf's penis on the rare occasions i let her out of chastity. its so small and fem, and shes so cute when she cums in my mouth.
>>25296207
Not everyone get to suck gigantic BBC
Yes. It's not about shoving a meatrod in your mouth though. Like I've never had a spontaneous craving for dick in my mouth. It's about making your partner happy.
>>25296174
I don't understand your point.
>>25296177
I just don't want another tripdrama, he's a good boy.
>>25296215
This only works when women know what they are doing, and I do not.
>>25296054
>why can't i train on a real penis? why are men not patient enough?
Stop lumping all men together. I for one would be happy to let a woman practice on me if she didn't want to suck on some plastic.
>>25296210
The optimistic part of me wants to believe your wrong
But damn every piece of romantic piece of fiction ever seems to suggest all women are interested in are what men will give them while men are expected to appreciate women for their intrinsic value
>>25296177
I'm all right. I've decided to go back to school to earn more money in the long run, and I'm getting a promotion soon so I'll get a wage increase and I'll be able to move out. I'm sorry you're having a horrible time. What's wrong?
Do dicks enjoy being sucked by women?
>>25296260
>This only works when women know what they are doing, and I do not.
No, that's the whole point. You don't have to know anything at all. All you have to do is follow simple instructions.
>>25296285
The pizza is terrible out here! Seriously, I didn't know the horror stories were true.
>>25296331
It's a pretty boring way to have sex, sex should be interactive.
>>25296364
I don't know why I talk to you. You're obviously a moron who has no idea how sex works.
>>25295585
they just enjoy making chad happy
>>25296364
how is being told what to do and then doing it not interactive?
>>25296398
She's a virgin. Maybe. She had a negative attitude about everything.
I've had my dick sucked. No, they don't like it.
>>25296282
Just look around, homosexual men and straight men are not really that different, you even find both having very low standards sometimes, something that is impossible to women.
>>25295585
I dunno. Do I enjoy eating out pussy? Tremendously.
Yes, my gf gets extremely wet after sucking my dick.
Foreplay for me = foreplay for her
Convenient.
>>25296433
Because both parties should be willing to communicate and make an effort as oppose to one using the other as a fuckdoll.
>>25296459
I'm not a virgin :^)
>>25296333
Bummer, man.
>>25296433
Yeah, plus I mean if you don't do it then you can expect to be punished. The whole thing is about just submitting to the other person's control. The loss of control is the loss of responsibility and anxiety and is just sexually exciting for most women. They just want to be used by someone who is stronger and more dominant and knows exactly what he wants. It's not like they're just lying there either, sex is always interactive, especially with BDSM. It's extremely trusting and intimate to surrender control to someone else, it brings you just so much closer.
>>25296529
>I'm not a virgin :^)
into_the_trash_it_goes.jpeg
>>25296563
Can you make this sound any more pretentious?
>>25296242
>Yes. It's not about shoving a meatrod from a low status beta in your mouth though. Like I've never had a spontaneous craving for dick in my mouth. It's about making Chad happy so you can parasite his status and money even more.
Fixed that for you, demon.
>>25296614
Nice ad-hominem. I disagreed with you and you can't have that now can you.
I mean, jesus christ just chill. If you don't agree with me than that's that. Everyone's entitled to their opinion you stuck up bitch.
There now we're even.
>>25296705
I was just wondering why you described sex as though you have a stick up your ass the entire time.
Male "doms" confirmed for insufferable.
How hard is it to anonymously suck a STD free dick?
Or is that impossible.
>>25296662
top fucking kek, and yes this is the reason why women suck dick
>>25295811
That could be such a sexy picture if it weren't for that ridiculos wall with the pink cock.
>>25295632
Please let it be true bb
>>25296097
I'd lovingly torture you kevin-kun <3 <3
>>25296333
I tell everyone here they don't know anything about pizza if they haven't left the west coast.
thanks for ruining a perfectly good thread about dicksucking with your tripfag circlejerk bullshit, kevin-kun
>>25296953
No bully my lovelove, I will defend him!
>>25296766
You have literally no idea what sex with me is like because I didn't describe it at all. You're imagining things from some half baked emotional impression you've formed of me.
>>25297000
No, they're just shitty human beings with too much time on their hands.
>>25296786
Impossible. Would have to talk and get mutually tested. And that's probably to much work for others so I haven't bothered to try.
>>25297101
Just go to the proper sex clubs where they only admit you if you have current testing. You should be able to find a nice glory hole to satisfy your desires.
>>25296766
>I've never done anything bdsm before, but when someone tells me what it's like and what it's about, I dismiss it as pretentious
You don't know what it's like, and yet you're acting like you know when someone's just being a twat about it, which makes you the pretentious one.
Anon wrote some super basic cliff's notes about the topic. You'd have known that, if you knew anything about it. You don't, and instead of just shutting up and internalizing the information, you have to insist on looking like you know more about everything than anyone else.
t. female "domme"
>>25297370
why are doms always so pretentious and uptight about other people ridiculing their inane sexual practices?
>>25297451
Can you explain how it's pretentious, or do you even know what the word means? Here's a hint: you're being really pretentious, right now.
>>25297484
I don't need the basic cliffnotes on something I've practiced myself that has put me to sleep tyvm
>>25297451
Do you have any redeemable features or is literally every aspect of your being just completely terrible? I mean you literally just asked why people get upset when you ridicule their sexual preferences which you clearly know nothing about and have never tried. I try to find upsides to you because I like to think that everyone can contribute something to the world, but you always rebuff all of my attempts to do so.
every time I see mystery post all I can picture is her ugly ass moon face
it's fucking hilarious
>>25297576
>which you clearly know nothing about and have never tried
what makes you assume this
>>25297621
this is why i never wanted my picture out there, because you all are incredibly superficial and attack my physical appearance because you know i'm right
>>25297565
>i am an expert and know everything about this subject after doing it once with some guy who may or may not have had the slightest fucking clue what he was doing and anyone who attempts to have differing opinions than mine is objectively wrong because all bdsm sex is the same and I'm a genius and you're all pretentious morons
For your sake I really hope you're trolling.
>>25297565
And here we are, back to the point where you could have just said "been there, done that" but had to spend the past few posts talking about how much above it you are and how dumb it all is.
Which is pretentious. You are pretentious. You are the one, who is insufferable.
>>25297653
hey hey hey
I wouldn't attack you if you weren't such a cunt
keep believing it's because "you're right" if that's what you need to help you sleep at night tho
>>25297621
post pics pls
(jhgkj)
>tfw no qt to suck the last strands of semen out of my dick
t. virgin
>>25297656
I'm literally not readingb half of yours posts because you're attempting to prove your boring, shit-tier fetish isn't boring
>>25297629
When you said
>you described sex as though you have a stick up your ass the entire time.
You've clearly never had any experience or you'd know that's not what it's like. That's legitimately the idea someone who had gotten everything they know about BDSM from porn. It's extremely loving and intimate and can take a bunch of different forms based on what people are into.
>>25295585
I enjoy pleasuring my man so yea I guess so
>>25297682
sure buddy. if only I had the picture of the moon comparison though, it would crack you up
>>25297747
eggman took hormones?
>>25297733
>pumping your dick in someone for a couple of minutes, blowing a load and then beating them for [insert inane reason here] to "assert" your dominance over them
literally cut your genitals off sempai
>>25297780
that's nothing like how it works....
wtf, you must be trolling
>>25297733
lol but le love is le so pretentious XD
It's literally all she's going to say.
>>25297747
I'm imagining what it would be like to choke the life out of her right now. It's very satisfying; I'd highly recommend it.
>>25297798
You don't subject someone you love to shitty sex.
>>25297780
>I got raped by my daddy, and now I think that makes me know a thing or two about bdsm
lmao sorry about your shit childhood but that ain't what it's about
>>25295585
I do, usually.
>>25297780
kek. Thanks for finally confirming you're just trolling. You seriously had me going there for a minute lol.
>>25297150
I don't want %100 anon. Just want to make sure they aren't overly masculine or over 25.
>>25297827
My dad is awesome and would never hurt a fly, let alone rape his daughter.>having to protect your father on a forum full of raging autists
>>25297822
most girls LIKE having the guy take control
what don't you understand about that?
nothing about having the guy take control has anything to do with the quality of sex. you still do multiple positions, use toys, bondage, rough play (again, most girls love it), etc.
you're clueless and clearly have only experienced shitty sex
>>25297822
No, you're right. I'd just ask her what she's into first and if she's not into being submissive then fine. Only like 80% of women are in my experience and it wouldn't be enjoyable for me if she didn't enjoy it.
>mysery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf
Wait a sec, I just realized the name is wrong, what about the tripcode? I don't keep track of those things.
>>25297822
>I had shitty sex, so everyone who dabbles is having shitty sex
If you hooked up with a two pump chump, that's your problem, and has nothing to do with the kink. Whatever little thing you're into, (clearly, it's getting fucked by your rapist father), you won't like, if you're doing it with someone who sucks at fucks.
You'd know this, if you've had more sexual experience than getting raped by daddy.
>>25297871
your dad's a fucking faggot and a failure of a father because he raised you
the only way you could defend him is by killing yourself
>>25297929
The tripcode is right.
>>25297896
>>25297895
Can you go back to reddit? You're leaving a bad taste in my mouth.
Some do and some don't.
>>25297895
I prefer being in control. Making a guy squirm and moan and beg is insanely hot. Literally nothing makes me cum faster than sitting on a guy's face, pulling his hair and forcing him to eat my pussy.
>>25297969
He wishes he had a son.
>>25297983
so because you have nothing to say, "lewl go back to le lebbit"
you're an idiot
>>25297995
there's definitely nothing wrong with that
was just saying the majority of women are submissive
I think being a switch is the best though. if both partners can switch then that's insanely hot
>>25298032
I don't come on /r9k/ to read pseudointellectual discussions on how much you get off to "being in control" of some poor foolish woman.
This is a thread about whether or not women like sucking dick, not whatever it is that gets you off.
Back on topic, my gf says she loves it, but only with guys who have nice cocks. Curved dicks, uncut guys, and unshaven dudes please step out of line.
>>25298081
if you think these discussions are pseudo-intellectual then I feel bad for you, because there's not even a hint of anyone in this thread trying to seem intelligent
meaning you're so dumb that you got the impression there was
you also kept using the word pretentious incorrectly
you just seem really boring and egotistical desu senpai
>>25297983
Literally all I did was say that I have different sexual proclivities than you and you proceeded to shit on me and call me pretentious and insult my tastes and tell me to go back to reddit. The lack of self-awareness is mind-boggling.
>>25298130
>nice cocks
>circumcised
pick one
>>25298057
Honestly, if you've been with your partner for a while, trust him/her, and the both of you have come out to each other about all of your kinks and what not, you reciprocate and compromise. Current boy's not at all into pegging, loves facial abuse type stuff. I'm not into gagging on cock but I love playing with boy butts.
Solution: I let him facefuck me while I stick a finger in his ass. Took two years for us to get to this level of intimacy, and if you don't think it's intimate to choke on a dick, or to let someone penetrate your butthole, especially when you don't like that idea at all, in the first place, then you don't know a thing about intimacy.
>>25298187
as a guy who lived with my girl for 2 years
i'd never let her peg me or stick a finger in my butt no matter how intimate we got
Does anyone have that pic where mystery says her ultimate fantasy is to give a guy a rimjob? That really puts this whole discussion about sexual fetishes into perspective lol.
>>25298130
I like it, but not in the way it's usually presented, in porn, as something degrading and humiliating for the woman to do.
But when he's bound and blindfolded, and half-chubbed with anticipation, but doesn't quite know what's going to happen, and then suddenly he feels your tongue on his balls, on his shaft, his head, he feels your lips slowly enveloping his whole cock and he gasps and moans and I want to suck a cock RIGHT NOW.
>>25298081
If anyone ought to go back to fucking reddit, it's you, you fucking faggot. Women are not allowed. Period. You are not, were never, and will never be a robot, because you can at any moment fuck any guy you want below 6.5/10 in attractiveness.
Your very presence is a backhanded insult to all of the real robots here who have never even been thought about in a sexual way.
Not only are you not a robot, you're a tripfag, AND a roastie. You feel the need to subtly inject your gender into every interaction you have on here by way of your trip.
Fuck off.
>>25298239
And I'm assuming you've had that conversation, at some point, which is also the other part of it all, discussion of hard limits.
I'd never piss or shit on a guy, and I'd never want anything to do with piss or shit.
But there must be something she likes, that you're not entirely into, but you do for her, and vice versa.
>>25298130
you sound like a cuck
>>25298250
what is wrong with giving the butt some extra attention? the butt actually has a purpose.
>>25298352
And it is to shit. I hope your next sexual partner shits down your fucking esophagus.
>>25298352
how does he sound like a cuck?
every single post you continue to make only furthers my opinion that you're worthless
please exit this life, or at least this board, immediately
>>25298393
his gf likes sucking the dicks of other men, how is he not a cuck?
>>25298367
no, men have a prostate up there, it feels bretty good from what i'd read.
>>25298177
Her words not mine. They apparently have a better texture and taste all around.
>>25298269
She seems to enjoy a mix of it all, she and I are into kink so she gets super into "being used" and having me fuck her face, but she also loves sensually being in control and teasing me with her mouth. No matter what we do, it always gets her soakingly wet, so I can't complain if foreplay for her is sucking me off.
>>25298367
Yo rimming is fantastic don't knock it till you try it, even if the tripfag who's into it happens to be a cunt, and deserves shit down her throat.
>>25298352
Okay, but what is the pleasurable part for you? I guess you get off on being the trashiest whore possible. A lot of girls are I guess, the ones who want to be spit on and peed on and called names. How you could ever claim that that's not totally fucked up and disgusting though is beyond me.
>>25298435
What in my post said she was actively sucking dicks of other men? I was talking about her past experience, does her having partners before me make me a cuck? Is she also a cuck because I've fucked other girls before meeting her? How deep does this projection of yours go?
>>25298435
what do you look like muted for 2 seconds?
>>25295585
gayfag reporting in to say I thoroughly enjoy it
though I need to be attached to the person or be very drunk. it's fun because of the pleasure you can induce.
>>25298352
Actually have to agree with you, there. Boys are so insecure and anxious about their butts, it's like the one thing that makes them feel really vulnerable and it's so much fun to exploit that. Wouldn't stick my tongue there (although I like being rimmed, myself, so that's a bit selfish of me), but that look of surprise, the eyes that say "I didn't want this but now I want more and I'm embarrassed but it feels too good", when you slide in a finger or a toy, jesus fuck this thread's getting me horned up.
>>25298444
Basically, normal, functioning adults enjoy pleasuring their partners, and derive pleasure from causing their partners' pleasures.
>>25295585
Meh. Sometimes
>>25298130
Amerifag gtfo plz
Hate it. Wouldn't do it for anyone. But I also don't expect anyone to perform cunnilingus on me.
>>25296314
I REALLLLLY want a girl to do this to me. Not even kidding.
