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That kid thread
>>25295298
>That kid who shot up the school and comitted suicide
>>25295298
that kid that jerked off in class
That kid who wore a black hoodie everyday
>that kid who took drama class seriously
>that kid who created a story thread without telling a story
OP, you're a useless cunt.
>that kid who's girlfriend killed a stray dog on a dare
>tfw he stayed with her
>tfw he used to be by best friend for 10 years
>that fat smelly goth kid
>>25295315
>th@ kid who raps about shooting up the school and committing suicide
That kid who spent every lunch break alone in the toilet
That kid that wore a gray t shirt a few sizes too big to picture day, and then at lunch before pictures were taken he spilled a little ketchup on his shirt, so he'll forever look like a hobo in the yearbook
>That kid who ascended beyond the mortal realm, who rose up against the dark lords of the elements and their kin, who defeated the evil King Saffirah in a match of the dark arts, who killed and raped millions of Negro men, who disembowelled every Jew in the world in 1902, who memed up the lads, who started several large international conflicts, who assassinated JFK using a marble, who had severe autism, who said "ayy lmao" constantly, who was the real moon man
Hey guys, Katie Teh Penguin of D00M here hehe rawr XD
>>25295522
>that kid that thought things like this were funny
>>25295455
god fucking dammit these threads
>>25295559
That shit was funny
>that kid who was part of the moorish caliphate
>that kid who was a typical robot
>senior year had sex with 7 different girls
>have no idea how or why it just happened
>every since back to my normal 1 friend
>that/those kids who were always fucked up
I like drugs and alcohol more than most people, but come on, advanced human biology is not the time to be shitfaced on wine, stoned, and pilled out.
>>25295373
Fuck you drama is an art
>>25295373
>those super progressive ultra 'tolerant' drama kids who were all supposedly bisexual
>>25295835
AND STILL NONE OF THEM HAD SEX WITH ME
FUCKING HETERONORMIE APPROPRIATORS
>>25295881
you didn't miss out on anything
>>25295653
reconquistas plz go
>that really skinny, hairy kid who was probably autistic that got caught fucking his landwhale girlfriend in the bathroom
>>25295697
tell me more anon, sounds good
>>25295835
holy shit, same at my high school. literally all SJW/lesbian girls were at the fucking drama club
>>25295998
I think it's a pretty well established thing.
>That fat emo kid who literally used a shaving razor to cut himself
>His brony fuck skinny ginger thread
>both of them screaming about yugioh cards on the bus
>>25295298
That one "nerdy"/smart girl who isn't normie enough to be in the popular crowd, so she hangs out with other nerds and acts stuck up.
>that kid who grew up to be a successful business man, rich as fuck with a hot trophy wife while I'm sitting on my ass shitposting on 4chins for almost a decade
>>25295653
HE WUZ KING
>>25295974
I'll try to summarize it, wasn't that great really. Usually just went along with it because I assumed saying no would be weird. Usually would just go home and shower every time afterwards.
>be me 6 years ago
>17
>senior year
>basically did nothing but sit through school and smoke with my only friend
>got bored with /b/ and /r9k/ one night
>decided to check out some other boards to diversify my portfolio I guess
>the only one that stuck was /fa/
>have skeleton build so basically everything they like applies to me
>start to dress better
>a "friend" from elementary school finds out me and my friend smoke a lot
>invited me to hang out with his friends
>later found out it was because we had connections to some much better dealers than they did
>oh well, I'm only cool when I'm being used I guess
>basically would sit with my normal friend at the "parties"
>they would buy the weed so I didn't care
>free weed is free weed
>it was usually my choice of what we got because my dealer
>didn't ever say much at all
>a few times the parties would end with a girl rubbing on me saying stupid shit like "i always liked quiet guys"
>I almost always heard "mysterious guys are sexy" that phrase makes me cringe to this day
>and they would practically molest me and then drag me to a bed room
>we would have sex
>I immediately would feel dirty/violated every time and leave as soon as possible
>fast forward to now
>actually hanging out with my friend from then
>not even talking much just listening to music
>how it has always been
>i like this more
I guess you could consider what happened "rape" in sjw's eyes. I liked it some while it happened. But always felt really uncomfortable at the beginning and afterwards. Haven't had sex since.
>that kid who wore wolf hats and out lifted his whole grade level so no one said shit to him
That was me
>>25295298
>that kid who would naruto run all of the time
>>25295409
I'm sorry. But it just took me a long time to get out of my clothes
>>25296378
Thanks for always being the one guy worse than me so I wasn't bullied
>>25296406
what? it wasn't me who did that nigger i laughed at those kids.
>>25296312
Well you must be good looking then, because girls only like good looking quit guys.
But our storys are pretty similar. At some point around senior year I started to dress more /fa/ too and it kinda helped. I did notice more girls would talk with me (maybe I was more confident too) but still had no sexual contact. Not even a fucking kiss in all my high school years.
I think I probably could have get some 6, maybe 7/10s but I spent my last fucking 2 years of school daydreaming about that one girl I had a huge crush on. Never really had the balls to talk to her or ask her out. It still hurts to think about her today.
Altough it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway but thats another story
>>25296524
I don't know
I was diagnosed with some social stuff when I was younger. So maybe that's why don't really care about having a relationship. I feel like my sexual appetite was taken care of. Maybe my impressions were a bit negative but oh well.
>>25296524
Tell the story fag
>>25295333
I remember a webem where this Girl was filming this guy that was oblivious as fuck.
He was jerking of under his desk and once he came he looked up to see her filming him in a selfi position, laughing with her Freinds.
>this was real though I only saw it on /b/ once. Anyone have it?
>That somewhat attractive guy that was dating that really really ugly girl.
>>25296870
if it was so real why didn't you save it faggot
>>25295333
Stealth fapping is a sport.
>That kid who dressed like a wigger and released a rap song on Bebo, then one day turned up dressed like an emo and tried to start a MCR inspired band.
Man, how did you even get all those clothes and shit overnight?
I'm not even kidding, it was a whole wardrobe/image change executed in the time between one school day ending and another beginning.
>>25296924
Becouse it was a few years ago and it was my first month or so on /b/, I had no idea how webms worked or why everyone was so rude
>>25295352
that was me freshman year.
>that kid that got 30 minutes late daily
>>25297625
lel, this was me.
>>25297625
Gee, it's like a gave a shit or got detentions for being late. It's like high school actually fucking mattered and I wasn't wasting my time anyways.
I'd rather wake up not at 6 am when it is still miserable and then sit in a fuck load of other traffic to fight for parking spots and just roll in 30 minutes later after eating breakfast, take my morning shit, and fuck around a bit.
High school is a fucking joke.
>those girls that would always come to your lunch table and try to talk to you when you were eating alone
>>25297625
That was me for my first class. I had about 75% of the class late.
>tfw that class was still the highest grade
>that kid who had a decent amount of friends but actively avoided them because they wanted to be alone
>when they finally grow up and appreciate friends they are completely abandoned by all their previous friends
>>25297506
that explanation works, im sorry for being rude anon
>that kid who had his dad's music tastes when everyone else was into rap and pop
>that kid who watched the godfather when others watched twilight
>that kid that played earthbound over and over when others were playing party games
>that kid who read Tolstoy when others read hunger games or some shitty teen books (can't think of any)
>that kid who completely outcasted himself out of distaste for others
>but he still managed to fall in love
Fuck high school...
>that kid that walked like a t-rex with his head way far forward past his chest
>That kid who had a fixation on turkeys
>Every day, talked about turkeys
>When writing an essay, it's about turkeys
what the fuck
>>25297625
>tfw i was late literally everyday to my first period class senior year
>>25297775
you fool you blew your only chance
have fun being lonely forever faggot
>that autistic blonde kid a grade below you that always talked about the aryan race and hitler
>>25297920
>tfw was that kid
>that fat kid that would run to the showers or bathroom to switch out during gym class
>that weird weak kid that would never dress out for gym
>that kid that would smear deodorant on his neck
>>25296378
The arms straight out behind back kids? Fucking hated them.
>>25297506
>few years ago
>wembs being widely used on 4chan
>>25297993
i was that kid but i wasn't fat i just hated gym when my friends weren't in the same class as me
>>25297625
I remember a kid like this, his name wasChad
>>25295753
Pretty sure youre directly referncing me...
>>25296853
Alright then
>be me 17 years old, last two years of high school
>really cute girl in my year which I haven't notice in years
>has short hair and a 9/10 face, literally a Emma Watson look alike
>still very good at school, not a stacy so basically the perfect gf
>most boys in my school aren't interest (probably because of short hair and social status)
>have only one class with her so I just enjoy these two hours looking at her
>always walking through the hallways to my next class a inconvenient way just to walk past her and see her for a few moments
>be fine with this for a few weeks
>suddenly it gets really bad, I get extremely sad whenever she's not around
>always depressed altough I barely know her
>finish the year staring at her all the time but never doing something
>senior year starts
>she's in the drama class and since I don't had the balls to just talk to her I sign up for it
>it's really weird since the drama class is filled with girls and there are only 2 other boys
>also I'm autistic and spill spaghetti each lesson but it's worth it because I see her more and she notices me a bit
>our big play at the end of the year is some half modern version of romeo and juliet
>she's the best looking and acting girl so she gets the juliet
>since one of the two other boys can't act at all and the other one is a fucking dwarf who still has a 12 year olds voice I'm the Romeo
>get to know her a bit better since we have many scenes together
>slowly see all the signs
>short hair
>when we talk about politics very leftist opinions
>likes immigrants
>strong independent women shit
>suddenly realize she's a SJW, except for the shit looks and fashion style
>meanwhile I was a full blown /pol/ack back then
>we couldn't be more different
>we come from two enemy factions
>literally the plot of romeo and juliet
>all this doesn't bother me and I still love her
>she likes me too and we get a bit closer because of the play
cont
>>25297830
All is forgiven <3
>>25295559
>that kid who almost got quads
>>25297853
that's some faggot shit there if I do say so myself senpai
>>25295298
>That gay kid who had unprotected sex with most of the schools gay population and transmitted HIV to all of them.
Highschool was pretty rough.
>that one kid who got dubs
>>25298092
>meanwhile I was a full blown /pol/ack back then
This is why you were alone, you're an edgelord faggot
>>25295433
Nice sesh kek
>that kid who walked around during lunch time pretending to be busy
>>25298157
I didn't walk around and showed it to everyone. Only person who knew this was my brother and another redpilled guy. Most people knew I had different views about immigration etc. but nothing special. Never lost a word about Hitler or anything.
I'm not that stupid.
>>25295315
Arap?
>>25297625
>having to wake up at 6 in the morning to go to first period to take a life studies class where the final grade is determined by a collage presentation in front of the class and alls we did in class was watch Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe
>>25297916
I usually assumed they just felt bad for me or wanted to prevent a mass shooting. This happened from freshman year through junior year literally every week with some new girl(s) coming to my table or a girl asking if i wanted to go sit with them. Some group of older girls sat with me multiple times a week for like a whole semester. Eventually by senior year i just started going to my car and driving to a nearby park and waiting for lunch to end. Not sure what their intentions were to this day. I do know that i hated every minute of high school although that did make me feel slightly less lonely even though i isolated myself.
>>25298127
Fucking hell, what was the aftermath? Besides a bunch of dead fags, I mean.
>>25298109
I agree
I was the biggest fag then
(Spoiler) And I still am now (/spoiler)
>>25298245
See what I mean
I can't even spoiler
That kid who interrupted the teacher to inject his opinions into the lesson.
>that annoying libertarian jew that kept making reddit tier jokes everyday
>>25298270
Highlight text and then Ctrl+S
>>25298207
wow I really didn't need this
>>25297806
fuck you man this was a perfectly fine day and then you have to go and ruin it
>>25297853
you sound like a total fag
sorry to burst your bubble and everything
>>25298229
Never heard from the Flubug again, he was pulled from school and killed himself later from what i've heard.
For the rest of the year we had Sex ed, STD prevention and LGBT acceptance. the gay population was ostracized regardless, About half of them left or were pulled. One killed himself because of the bulling (and/or was pos). Fun times all around.
>>25298167
haha he this anon gets it SHWB
>>25298207
>tfw there was always like 5 other people doing this and you always passed them in the halls at some point during lunch everyday
>>25298466
I knew I was desu
I was, sadly enough, kinda proud of it at the time too.
>that kid who was always drawing
>you were the only kid who could read at a normal pace
>always read ahead
>whenever you got a chance to read would act it out and go full force with it
>everybody loved it
felt good senpai
>>25298601
The only kid like that at my school was a faggot.And so are you
That special kid that
>got nude
>tried to rape a girl
>was trying to hug everyone
he was covered in mud to.
>that obese girl who wore cat ears and a tail
>that kid who ran with his arms outstretched like Naruto or Sonic
>>25298092
cont
>the day of the great play comes
>drama teacher said we wont really kiss and we should only get very close so it looks like a kiss to the audience
>I'm still very excited about the close scenes with her
>play goes well, I don't spill spaghetti and we interact really good
>the kiss scenes are probably still the most beautiful moments in my life
>we stay friends after the play
>never have the balls to confess my love for her
>the year passes and senior year ends
>prom night comes, last time I'll see most of the people
>there are special thanks and certificates for the best students etc
>drama class gets a certificate for the effort
>we both get a special thanks and applause
>look at her, standing on the stage next to me
>just her and me
>remember our scenes
>almost get tears in my eyes
>the evening goes on, I mostly just sit at our table talking with the other loosers our my parents
>even think about asking her for a dance but after almost 2 years I still don't have the balls
>the night ends
>everyone begins to leave
>standing outside, some people smoke a last cigarette together
>sad atmosphere because everything ends after all those years
>see her walking to the car with her parents
>she sees me, smiles and waves for a last time
>get teary eyes while I look after the car driving away
>haven't seen her since then
>still have her number in my phone
>every once in while I look at her profile
>just looking at her picture
>looking when she has been online the last time, wondering if she still thinks about me
>it reminds of our play, our scenes
>all those missed opportunities
It has been almost 3 years since this and I'm still not over it. No idea what she's doing today.
>>25296365
you were just a fat boy who everyone thought was samoan, but nobody wanted to fuck with you because your XXL alchoholic father was arrested after he hit a 3rd grader, and everyone still remembers even though a decade has passed since
>>25298362
>when someone uses terms like 'TIL, PSA, AMA' in real life
>>25298799
Your hopeless. And so am I. I know the feeling unfortunately...
>that kid who wrote "Growlithe Cum" on the locker room water fountainI wish I could have found out who that kid was, I would have fucked him so hard<3
>>25296896
>me
and my life
>>25298799
You're friends with her on facebook? Why don't you message her
>>25298207
fucking lunch breaks. spend most of them either walking around alone or hiding on the toilet
>>25298311
please tell me that's john oliver.
I fucking hate that faggot and his biased bullshit. fucking reddit-tier humor and understanding of the issues
>>25296365
Gonna need some sauce on that qt amazon pixie lifter there, wolfie
>>25298601
I remember once I read really far ahead...
>be me
>sophomore year
>reading some shakespeare
>i thing romeo&juliet was that year i cant remember
>class is slow as fuck
>read ahead
>already on the second act when everyone else struggling with shakespeare's language a fourth of the way through act one
>"Anon! You aren't assigned a character!"
>what?
>oh shit
>no no no
>"Read -insert shakespeare character here- for a while!"
>"Uhhhh"
>"What's wrong anon?"
>its obvious she thought I wasn't playing attention
>"What line are we on?"
>class bursts into laughter
>"Anon, were you not reading along?"
>"No I'm on act two."
>with a cheeky smile "I got tired of waiting for these guys to stop stuttering so I jumped ahead."
>everyone thought I was an asshole for the rest of the year
>worth it
>>25296378
That foreign autistic kids who ran this way from class to class with his coat hanging from his head like a cape by the hood
>>25296949
Maybe he was trollin
>>25298227
>Some group of older girls sat with me multiple times a week
Thats the motherfucking dream
>tfw you missed everychance of a fun high school life
>>25298799
least you had a chance buddyall boys school
>>25298906
faggot you realise that everyone who used that bull shit im reading ahead was just not paying attention. Nobody thought you were ahead and then you insulted those who were reading, btfo retard
>>25298311
>THE CURRENT YEAR
>NO LONGER POSTING COSTANZA.JPG
>FORGETTING THE ORIGINS OF "[current year]; [doing thing]; [shaming]"
SHIGGY FRIGGIN' DIGGY
>>25298876
She doesn't have facebook.
I have her number though so I could text her but as easy as it sounds, this is even harder for me than back in high school. I don't even know if she's still in the country. What if she has a bf? And even if I had the balls she'd never love me as much as I love her.
>>25295298
>That kid in special ed
>that kid who everybody thought was gay
I literally don't know why people thought that
>that kid that girls would ask out only to find out they were joking and all in on it
>that little faggot kid that had a mushroom haircut and girl glasses but was so insecure and in denial that he convince himself he was tough and everyone was intimidated by him and that's why he was alone
That kid was me.
>That kid who nobody knew existed because he truanted so much
I was that kid.
>>25299087
>that kid who didn't know the token Gay Kid was gay
He didn't even have any problems with it, he just genuinely was not up on the latest bantz. But the kid had the stereotypical gay lisp, talked about his boyfriend, all that shit.
I seriously DO NOT understand how anyone in our grade didn't know. Even the gay kid knew and that shit is rare!
>>25295653
t. Alberto Barbarosa
>>25298037
its getting moorish, isnt it?
>That kid who never had sex in high school
>>25299051
TEXT HER YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH
GO OUT AND FUCKING GET THAT BITCH
YOU CAN DO IT
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
>>25299337
That was me but like I give a fuck! I'm glad im free of STD's and didn't knock up some whore
>that kid who got rejected twice by the same person
NO, YOU DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME, DONT SAY YOU DIDNT WANT A RELATIONSHIP EITHER. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST CALLED ME FUCKING UGLY. AT LEAST THATS BEING HONEST
>that kid who is pretty good looking but is so fucking autistic and such a pussy that he can't talk to any of the girls that are into him, so he always asks his friends for advice but never ends up talking to the girls anyways.
anybody else?
>>25298970
Its almost worse because i feel like i had a chance to get some older girl pussy but didnt try. Those girls were just being nice most likely, however there was one girl a grade above me that was in one of my classes and for whatever reason me sitting in the back corner never talking intruiged her and she kept moving to talk with me and getting kicked back to her seat by the teacher. She also was always hugging me and trying to hold my hand and saying i have really smooth hands. Also kind of jokingly told people i was dating her. But being the beta autist i was i sort of ignored it all assuming she was just being friendly and kept her from getting too close to me which made her talk to me even more.
Hasnt been that long since high school but this thread is bringing back some repressed memories.
>>25299433
Yep, that's me.
People literally said "you're good looking/you're cute", but I never did anything.
>that one kid you didn't really know too well who got shot four months after graduation
:/
>all the hiding in the stall/walking the halls during lunch
similar, but i went to the boiler room instead, 99.9% chance of noone being there
>>25299433
Shit anon stop watching me
>>25299576
I don't know why, but I occasionally have recurring dreams of going to my old high school and exploring the boiler rooms and under the stage.
I have no idea why. I never hung out there when I was in school, and I don't know what's ACTUALLY down there. Nothing of interest happens in the dreams, either.
What could it mean!?!?!?!?
>that slightly autistic arab kid in your PE class that would spend the whole time fucking around and got suspended for ripping apart the dance teams handmade signs they put up around the school
>>25299433
>>25299497
>>25299615
THERE ARE OTHERS
HOW DO WE FUCK STACY GUYS
>>25298141
buttspokemon origins
>freshman year had to do a jeopardy project
>did an anime column
Holy shit did that make me learn quick
>that kid that did a slideshow on anime and MLP.
By the end of the class, everyone knew bronies were autistic.
>That kid that accidentally unleashed his power level to the class
Poor guy became a pariah
>>25299051
you have more of a start than most of us
actually fucking do it dont be a pussy like me
>>25295615
wow you're terrible
>>25298906
Shakespere was always agonizing not because of the text itself, but because the teacher insisted that it'd be read aloud and retards would slowly sputter it out in such a monotone that all the words bled into each other.
>>25299804
>(modern) MLP
>High School
U N D E R A G E
>>25299822
I feel sorry for americans, my high school literally had an anime club. And there was never any drama either, it was fucking legit.
The librarian one year even ordered us a bunch of manga since there was nothing better to spend the library budget on and the animu kiddos were the only people actually taking out books instead of just using the computers. We even got a pretty little rotating stand and everything.I sometimes consider visiting my high school just to see how it's doing but don't wanna get arrested or some shit
>>25296312
Do you understand what a "THAT KID" thread means?
> it isn't what you posted
>>25299874
What, your high school doesn't have alumni events?
Fag.
>>25299907
>contributed more than you
The brony fucker that works the snack bar at work is always flashing stupid big knives and talking about how he "trained in sword fighting with his cousin" when he was ten.
generally has a shitty demeanor and threatened to cut a coworkers throat one time cuz he knocked over a change jar.
> that kid who, when we had to do an oral report on a musician, did one on Johann S Bach, and pronounced it throughout the report as "Johann Sebastian BATCH"
> mfw
>>25299923
>What, your high school doesn't have alumni events?
Those are typically organized by the graduating class themselves here. I went to one ever two years after, and there were only like four of us.
We went for fish at some shithole just off the highway (okay it wasnt that bad but still it wasn't exactly a pretty event hall, just some random fish place on a non-commercial boulevard) and then chilled at one of their houses. It wasn't a bad time by any means, but hardly an "Alumni Event".
I've never heard of my sister going to any kind of reunion or anything, either.
Must be an american thing.
That said, when I was still going to the school, sometimes graduates would show up to say hi, but they always had friends in the under classes that they were visiting.
>that kid who wore his jacket like Auron
mfw i was that kid
>>25298037
i second this doubt
>>25298467
w-wait are you gay as well?
>>25299978
John Sebastian Bohck?
>>25299907
>being mad about a decent post
>that kid that was joining the army that talked about it everyday
>>25300010
I'll be honest, I'm not familiar enough with this character and your image is too low quality for me to tell what you're trying to say.
That rich girl who got a nose job for her birthday
>>25300093
Fuck off, Staci.
that girl who called the sphinx the phoenix through an entire presentation because she said she couldn't say sphinx
>>25300077
mfw the underage cancer is real.
>>25297920
had a kid a grade above me that was socially awkward and Indian but was pro-hitler and knew about stormfront from bodybuilding forums. kid was always getting some new info about how to make himself "alpha" (his exact wording) from those websites. Like buying a nice watch or pickup artist tactics or not fapping for a month etc. He still makes me cringe to this day
>>25300136
>.jpg
FUCK IVE BEEN OWNED AGAINsoul cal was never good
>that one half afghan, half german weeaboo who had an obsession with nazi germany and really hated black people
I remember that he stopped talking to me after he saw me sitting with a white girl at lunch
>>25298362
where'd you go to school I knew a kid just like that
>>25297806
>abandoned
Sounds more like that kid pushed them away with his behavior.
>>25297853
that kid who liked slightly different but still popular things
>>25298311
I have a guy like this in my MATH class at COLLEGE. I thought I would be free of these fags after high school but no.
>>25300524
>math
>opinions
how
>>25298601
i feel this hard
>tfw teacher liked to call on you cause you didn't suck at reading
>tfw when it felt so good because the teacher was your only source of approval or praise at school
>>25300136
oh fug :DDD u godd me
>>25295333
What the fuck I was gonna post this
>>25295653
t. Australio Shitposta
>>25300592
Sometimes this backfires
>write an essay
>it's pretty cringe but w/e give it in anyway because it shows independent thought or whatever
>teacher says you have to read it in front of the WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL as a preliminary to a speech competition with other schools
it was about how modern advertising is a form of terrorism or something super cringe like that, even as a kid I knew it was too much and only did it for shock value because my teacher was basically That Fat Hippie Chick and I knew she would be into it if I went extremist with shit
I didn't know she'd be THAT down tho, ffuuuufcckkkkkk
>>25299142
>that happened to me
>tfw
>>25298725
That wasn't mud
>>25299433
>>25299497
>>25299615
>>25299682
you guys are the worst. girls that I liked would be into you and then you would blow your shot when I never got a chance
>>25300347
In texas.
>>25299621
your true love hung out there and you guys would've had some indie/hipster movie love story in those places
>>25295947
That shit literally happened at my high school, except the cringelord was actually caught, by a teacher, fingering his fatass GF in lunch. They weren't even really trying that hard to hide it. Both of them transferred to a different school soon after.
>that kid who lagged in class.
>>25299822
NEVER REVEAL YOUR POWER LEVEL. EVER. NEVER EVER. DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT.
>>25297882
Bitch fuck you I have lumbar lordosis u faggot I can't control that shit
>that kid who had to identify a square from a triangle on a calendar in 4th grade but couldn't probably because he was nervous but he still fucked it up and everyone called him the biggest loser until highschool when he moved away to god knows where
>that kid who went to a zoo field trip and was dared to kill a peacock and did by snapping it's head in a single motion and the rest of the school was never allowed to go back to that zoo and ironically a couple years later he tries to do a backflip off of a wall and lands on his neck, nearly killing himself
>that one kid who was a nerdy little wiener who designed and coded his own webpages but he lost his testicle in an accident when he was a little kid and everyone called him one-ball and he gotta really fucking pissed off but couldn't do anything about it because he was a 105 pound shrimp of a kid
>that one kid who was really fucking strong in the gym and was actually a really nice guy but was just sort of akward and goofy looking and he gets a black eye from some jock who had anger problems and would later go to jail for knocking some kid's teeth out because he was from a family of 8 and no one cared about him
>that short, skinny, and nerdy asian kid who asked out 10/10 busty stacies
>>25300775
damn, not my guy
>>25300569
"Professor, I got to the answer using this method. Do I have to use the method you said is mandatory?"
That kid who discreetly took a shit on the floor in the middle of class. I knew it was him
>that kid who unironically called himself a "philosopher"
>>25300661
that's your own fault, never show your true creativity with those awful teachers. only the ones you trust and are semi-friends with.
>>25295333
I was that kid. Except nobody knew.
I considered myself to be the authority on stealth fapping that time. Makes sense since I didn't have my own room in my house.
That kid that would shit on the walls of the bathroom and smear it around.
>>25300781
Hmmm, no, the girl I liked in high school hung out in the library, and I turned out to be a huge homo who only wanted a girl for the supposed prestige anyway.
>that girl who got ran over by some guys who was on coke.
>>25301004
your TRUE LOVE. the one you didn't know you were meant to be with forever.
>>25300926
That's a valid question. In a lot of high school exams, there's multiple ways to get an answer to a question, but they were looking for one specific method and will mark you wrong for not using it.
>>25300968
Yeah, but it's not that I got slammed for having a shit paper, it's that it worked TOO WELL.I won two years in a row. My next paper was a lot more tame and was just a simple (but still rambling and cranky) rant about how suburbs are sub-optimal and city life is more efficient than subruban while not encroaching on the rural.
>that guy that killed himself
>>25298795
>tfw that kid was actually pretty fast
It was so autistic and hard to look at but funny at the same time
>>25299142
>tfw girls acted flirty with me so I shrugged them off because I didnt want to experience such treatment
>>25299337
Is this even 4chan anymore
the cat piss kid
>>25301129
I did it one time because dank autisms and found that I ran a bit faster but it was really, REALLY hard to keep balanced.
>>25301253
u've been trolle my man
>>25295298
>that kid who kept folders of images of different girls in our school
>that kid who would skip and go to his house because it was within walking distance of the school
>>25301339
All of humanity has trolled me
I feel so disgusted I want to kill myself
>>25301339
At least I'm not in jail, at least I made some memories
>>25300665
>that webm
Holy shit. Although the fucking guy deserves it for fucking with a tortured animal
>>25301339
Nothing makes sense anymore but oh well
Life goes on...I still have the useless comics and all the other junk I collected for fun when I was going through life
They stopped me from becoming something severly wicked and they're the reason I started reading and doing stuff
In the end that junk was an anti drug that stopped me from ruining my life more than it had been ruined
>That kid that shaved his head and had a deathglare at all times
>Everybody thought he was going to shoot up the school
>Benched like 315 for reps and ran marathons
>Ended up being a navy seal or something
>>25301426
>mfw i was that kid
>the kid who would cover his entire face with a scarf going/coming back to school>mfw i was that kid too
>>25297775
>those girls who would randomly hug you around your neck when they saw you in the hallswhy was I so fucking dense?
People literally have told me that I was "most likely to kill someone" because I was always so quiet and got fucked with all the time.
I hate kids, especially teenagers.
>>25301063
The professor says "you have to use this method" and he says "can I use a different method?" every fucking time.
>That kid who would hold doors open for people for no reason
>that kid who regrets everything
>>25297853
That kid who was the most pretentious faggot ever
>>25297853
That kid who though he was better than everyone else because he was a hipster
>>25301800
>describing /r9k/
>that kid who wasn't antisocial but would eat by himself
>that kid who spent lunch reading comic books and fantasized about being a super hero
>that kid who joined a gang
>that kid who was graduating at age 13 and had a mix of friends and enemies for a variety of reasons
I loved you Sandow
>>25298106
>>25295555
>That kid who got quads
>>25301768
>that kid who was really fucking smart and was offered many great scholarships before graduation but turned them down because he wanted to graduate with friends
>>25298157I needed some content, image says it all
>that kid who dressed up as McDonald's French Fries for no reason
>kids who can't read aloud
I swear to god I've seen car crashes less horrendous than listening to a room full of the supposed future of America struggling through easy shit to read.
I thought people not reading was just a meme but Jesus it was painful
> that obese kid who wore a gwar hoodie everyday and slept through class, always smelt like weed
>>25299822
I knew a guy who did that but he was black and considered handsome so nobody really gave him shit. It probably helped most of the football and basketball teams were black weebs.
>>25295298
>That girl who smelled like sweaty armpit everyday
>that bisexual black brony who people still liked
>that one girl who the school band beta orbited
>that kid who ate his own jizz
>that kid women hate
>that kid who actually had the nickname "Bad Genetics"
>That kid who carved "betrayal" and "I AM PERFECT" into his arm after an ugly girl rejected him
>that girl with brown hair called Emily who was obsessed with horses
>that kid who the Chemistry teacher would use as an emotional tampon
>>25295455
I was that kid.
>usually find a few pseudo-friends in a lunch period to pretend to talk to
>new semester, absolutely no one
>was well aware the reputation you get for eating alone, or at least having people see you eat alone
>went into the bathroom and just ate there
>was okay for a short while, but after the niggers finished eating they kept shouting, kicking the door open, shooting rubber bands at my feet, spitting in front of my stall
>fuck this shit
>decide to go to a bathroom that wasn't close to the lunch room so kids didnt bother me
>instant quiet and peace 99% of the time
>absolutely god tier, did this for a whole year
>even the year afterwards when i got my actual friends in my lunch i occasionally went to the bathroom to eat a meal in peace
>that kid that thought he had good taste in fashion when in reality, he wore a hoodie and basketball shorts every day
>that math genius at age 7 who was in high school
>tfw nobody knew how to deal with him
>that 6'7 14 year old
>that obese kid who could make really good food and would sometimes make stuff for his friends
>that athlete puritan who all the girls wanted to have sex with but they could never convince him
>that kid who looked at Cat Fancy Centerfolds
People said I looked at Cat Porn
I was that kid
>>25302255
I know that feel man, except I wandered the halls during lunch. Had too much dignity to eat it in the library..
>>25302284
>that kid who wore ridiculous stuff to school
>tfw spirit weeks were actually cool
>>25295455
>in the toilet
>that kid who hid in the bathroom because he never wanted to go to recess because he got bullied at recess, and when the other kids found out they went into the bathroom and shoved his head in a toilet
>that kid who never talked to anyone and was always listening to music
>that kid who never went to prom or homecoming
>that kid who never had a gf
I remember when my parents told me school would be the best years of my life I told them that life must suck because school is awful.
>>25302497
>that kid who got bullied for some stupid reason
>that one kid who stood up for him and ended up fighting in his defense
>that Chad tier guy who liked My little Pony
>that one kid who skipped class a lot but played music like a pro
>those kids who smoked pot
>>25302217
That sounds like my ex...right down to the name...
>>25302497
Your parents must not be very open minded
Every year can be the best or worst
Work can be great or work can really suck
>>25295352
I only own black hoodies
>that kid who didnt have any friends and spent every recess and lunch reading fanfiction or some shit on his phone
god damn it ryan
>>25296378
>be in 2nd grade
>had two friends who were girls
>they would always do this
>I, being the biggest neckbeard decide to join them
>they think it's weird that i do it
>people would see me as the weird kid even though I did it once and they did it everyday
>they become popular af
just
>>25302775
the world is cruel and death is the only salvation
>>25295333
I would masturbate to completion in the classroom multiple times per day throughout most of middle school
>>25296896
fuck, that was me.
I remember getting crap from everyone because they wondered how I went from a 10/10 to a -5/10sometimes I wondered myself how I dropped so low
>>25295373
I was in drmama class and it was my favorite class. Fuck you cause you didn't have the balls to act and perform on a stage in front of 100s
>>25299337
I had sex in the highschool bathroom but I was already graduated. Does that count?
>The kid that caused the furry and his family to move by burning a cross on his lawn on Halloween
God damn high school was legit
HS is a big fucking blur and I'm only 19.
yeah i was an autistic creep. whatever the past is the past.
>>25303009
What did Dr. Mama teach?
What was his PhD in?
>>25297853
>that kid who thought he was smarter than everyone else but never hung out with anybody long enough to realize how pretentious he was
>>25295333
I got off to my french teacher a few times. She'd wear a black thong in class and you could always see it. Had a slamming body but a disgusting face.
>>25297898
when I was in high school, there was one week where I wouldn't stop talking about pic related. I still don't know what my hang up with it was but It was all I would talk aboutin my
English class, we had to write and essayand guess what the fuck I wrote about
It was truly autism incarnate
>>25303060
your high school sounds like a fucking roller coaster ride, wish I had a ticket
>>25303224
Based New Hampshire mate
>>25303202
Why would someone get obsessed with ladles? What the hell.
>>25303085
>realised i was this kid at age 13
>realise i was everything i hated
>confidence and self assuredness destroyed
>became robot
>>25298467
Can we just address the fact that the kid in your pic is using that dude's balls as a cushion?
>>25296896
I remember that shit.
>he was a tall, friendly, good-looking guy
>she was a short, obese, bitchy darkie
>they had a loud breakup in the cafeteria during a spare period while I was sleeping at one of the tables
>apparently she'd cucked him
>she bought a bunch of cheeseburgers and binge-ate them during the lunch period while crying
>that one kid who smoked weed in the single occupancy bathrooms all the time and somehow never got caught
>that one kid who was a HUGE weeaboo in high school and when she got to college immediately realized she was "culturally appropriating" and turned into a SJW and cut her bangs stupid
>that one kid who road his skate board in the halls
>that one kid who was a bully until he got the shit kicked out of him to the point of hospitalization and became an anti-bullying martyr
>that one kid who liked call of duty TOO much
>>25300928
>that kid who would take a shit in the bathroom sink
what the fuck was the purpose of that?
>>25295298
> that teacher who disliked you for no reason
> that gay teacher you disliked
> that English teacher who made their class unnecessarily hard
> Those two teachers you actually liked.
>>25295298
>>25295753
I got voted "biggest sleeper". I came to school on benzos about 3 out of 5 days.
>>25303351
there once was a fat black kid riding a razor scooter through the halls right after school ended. I'm talking a 300 pound 18 year old negro on a fucking razor scooter. I was standing in a circle talking with some friends and the black assistant dean (basically an overpaid adult hall monitor) told us to clear the halls but let the fucking nig scooter all over the place. That's when I gave up on the administration ever doing something to help me.
>>25295333
Not only is this somehow original, but he even got trips. Dayum
>be nobody is high school
>literally kept to myself so much that nobody even noticed me, which was nice because I was never bullied
>later years in high school people realised I wasn't social and didn't want to hang out with anyone
>get accosted by the hot gay dude that hung out with all the cute girls
>basically won't leave me alone while I'm reading or studying saying he can totally get his friends to fuck me and that they like me
>speak so little that it's mainly just him talking shit to me on break
>start getting feels, wanting a gf but not walking to get out of my shell
>what he is saying is tempting
>open up to him about my feels, that I'm a virgin and pretty lonely
>he admits that several people have been interested in me but I have been too unapproachable
>offers to teach me how to be more social and easier to talk to
>go over to his place a few times
>anxiety not that bad because he's male and Ive talked to him a little by now
>one night we go to his place and start drinking, tells me that one of his hot female friends has a massive crush on me and I should ask her out before it's too late
>be a fucking beta and want to get laid so we are talking about fucking etc
>I get pretty drunk and end up being pretty quiet by the end of the night
>he undoes my jeans and starts blowing me, I'm too drunk and too beta to refuse
>don't even feel gay, but don't say no because I feel like it'd ruin my chances with his friend
>end up cumming in his mouth
>go home
>go to school next week and literally everyone knows and thinks I'm gay
>go back to being silent and alone until I leave high school
Just wanted to share
>>25295298
Knew a 'that kid'
>Sitting a table by stairwell during lunch, eating with exchange student, discussing shit.
>Autists sitting across from us
>Head autist is a greasey cunt who never takes off his stupid fucking autist sunglasses (you know what I mean) or hoodie
>Laughing obnoxiously with faggot friends
>Goes to get a soda from upstairs
>Throws the soda from the top of the stairs, it explodes and is propelled into an adminstrators office.
>Kid starts laughing and runs away with friends
>Exchange student and I help administrator clean shit up for the rest of lunch.
I fucking hate autists.
>>25303461
>that kid who jerked off to stories like these
>>25303461
hey in today's society fake coming out as gay is an effective anti bullying technique
>that kid would pull out construction posts and pretend they were swords
High school was hilarious
>senior year
>waiting out front for my freshman kid sister because our parents were paranoid and made me walk home with her
>fat kid trying to look cool starts talking shit at me
>ignore him
>starts shoving me and such
>ignore him
>print out the most depraved lolicon I can find when I get home
>go to school early, get in through a side door that didn't lock right
>pick the lock on his locker
>tape the pictures up in his locker
>use layer upon layer of packing tape over them
>brush on a bit of glue on top of that to make them even harder to get down
>wait until he opens his locker
>"WHAT THE FUCK MAN IS THAT A NAKED LITTLE GIRL?"
>watch the chaos unfold
>>25295298
>that kid who had severe autism and would masturbate in class
>no one would stop him, not even the teacher, for fear he would have an outburst
I still don't understand what the fuck he was doing enrolled in a class of high-functioning students. The guy what burst into to treats if you so much as sat next to him.
>>25303531
oh how I wish 2nd world countires had lockers in high school, i kek'd
>>25299871
that kid who had a stutter and spoke at like 6 words per minute but still volunteered EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME AND YOU HAD TO FUCKING LISTEN TO HIM FUCKING STUTTER FOR FORTY-FIVE FUCKING MINUTES EVERY DAY GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I AM STILL MAD.
>>25303531
More? That was great, I'd love another
>That kid that shitted his pants and shoes for tryng to shit stand up
>>25303633
It was my masterpiece. I always preferred to fuck with people rather than fighting, but I went above and beyond that time. Stuff like slipping ziploc bags of what looked like drugs into their pockets, and whatnot. General mischief, to inconvenience them, really.
>>25303656
Most of it was pretty boring. I did once shit in a paper bag, pick this other guy's lock (only a few people had locks that used keys and he was one of them) and swapped his lunch out for it. That's what happens when you shoot your mouth off. I steal your lunch and replace it with feces.
>>25303649
there was a kid who I had a ton of classes with during high school
>worst stutter possible
>refused to read in class
>would write out his comments because he got more frustrated than we did
>>25303391
chaos and anarchy. pure chaos and anarchy.
>>25303673
>that immigrant kid who couldn't speak English
>>25295298
>That weird chick that likes horses
That kid that smelled like stale cigarettes and butthole.
My best friend chased him around the shop spraying him with Febreeze
>>25298227
Dude, why'd you isolate yourself?
>>25303706
I literally had to listen to this fuck read for an entire year of my life. He would not shut the fuck up and it was the most annoying fucking sound you had ever heard in your life.
>>25302217
she was blonde in my school
>>25303752
>that weird chick who likes horsesa bit too much
>>25303531
I want to believe this is real
>>25295298
> that kid who lied about everything to seem cool
> that kid who obviously didnt have his own personality and copied the megalomania of WWE stars.
> that shy girl who had a great personality
> that strange guy who had many rumors circulating around him. supposedly sold acid and got arrested but looked and dressed liek steve urkle
>that girl who asked you to take her virginity
> that girl who got caught having sex in the school
> that guy who introduced you to drugs
> those racist rich white kids
> the chill group of asians
> the qt 3.14 black girl who easily was the jewel of the school
> that guy who ended up in jail for murder after graduation
> that guy who was in the msot memorable fight of school
> that guy who took credit for teh food fight you started.
>that kid who listened to music and wanted to make a story around him that synced with his music
>that kid who wish he had the power to share his music with everyone around him in their heads at once
>that kid who wanted to play a song in front of everyone
>That kid who had many great friends but never became a popularity whore
>Who was fun at party but never fucked up with drugs
>Whos friend became gf and still till this day
>Who is at a top uni studying physics
Lifes happy robots
>>25303935
>that kid who was a normalfag but posts on /r9k/
>>25297806
fuckim' mate this is me 100000% it's so fucking sad I wanna dieeeee :c
>>25299187
My high school experience
>>25301851
>>25301877
>>25303085
I don't really think I was pretentious per se. I tried all the normie stuff at least once and tried to enjoy it. Although, I only did it for her.
It's just the way I was raised other than that.
>>25303935
>>physics
Enjoy knowing everything but not anything to practically apply.
>>25297775
Me. What the fuck was that about even
> That kid who thinks he's cool and different for being anti-coffee
I'm pretty sure we all had one.
>>25299433
> That kid who had an alright social circle in high school
> Hung out with girls at a lot of parties.
> Girls called me cute all the time.
> Too much autism to ever do anything
> Pretty sure it got tossed around that I was gay/bi but I'm not sure
> So many opportunities missed.
>>25304104
>This is what kids in highschool actually belive.
>>25304116
Me.
Btw pretentious fuck from earlier
that kid who wore chainmail to school
>>25304116
>anti-coffee
I usually hated starbucks and told everyone I only drank black or expresso, not really sure what you mean.
>>25295298
>that kid who took a shit down the hall because the shitters where full
>>25304219
Tell me about him, or you're fucking lying.
>>25303009
buttmad dramafag detected. get a real art, faggot
T. bandgeek kid now making 100,000$+ a year as a session musician/producer.
>that kid that had a couple of acquaintances but never hung out with them outside of school
>that kid that got mediocre grades but decent standardized test scores
>that kid that had literally no notable experiences in high school
me
not the worst feel you could have
people always talked about their drama and stupid shit in my vicinity and I just chuckled
>>25304219
Kevin,
The chainmail bracelet doesn't count.
>>25299051
give me the number ill text her lmfao
>That kid that had alot lf girls interested in him but was never interested in them
My black best friend wanted to kill me becase his long time white girl crush was interested in me after knowing me for like 2 weeks. I told him shes annoying as fuck and I'm only going to keep her around if she gets hot enough to fuck for fun.
>that kid who talked about vidya way too muchWanna know a secret? I was that kid.
>>25301773
It's called being polite, you ungratefuloriginalfuck.
>>25304377
What's wrong with any of that? Also you basically described me.
>>25304578
nothing
a lot of posts in this thread aren't negative, just about a memorable kid
>that chad who's gf was killed in a car accident while he was driving
>be me
>ended high school in november this year because being born on august 1997 and southern hemisphere, uruguay
>had 3 crushes in my class
>but one of them is specially cute
>she's petite, kind, and a little bit shy
>no big boobs or big ass, but her face is beautiful, she's cute af
>I am somewhat autistic and specially around girls, but when I spill spaghetti around her she laughs and think it's funny and cute
>just occasionally talked to her
>prom day comes
>its weird because highschool is catholic and they organized us a prom party with a shit ton of alcohol
>its_now_or_never.jpeg
>but my confidence is zero
>I've only kissed a girl before, being drunk
>decide I will take some drinks before even trying to approach her
>get two cans of beer
>drink a bottle of whiskey
>get more beer and go with some friends to the dance floor
>try to find her
>blurry vision
>but there she is
>"hey"
I can't remember what happened afterwards
I woke up in my bed the other day with these two new pics on my phone. Friends told me that I just miserably tried to mantain a conversation with her and then I went fucking mad, raved and ate one hot girl's face that was also drunk af
>>25304270
alright faggot hold your horses
>be me sophomore and meme high school
>take movies and music because it's a slacker class
>mostly seniors and stoners in that class
>one weird kid named Connor
>Connor looked like a anorexic manlet skinhead
>would always hide and pop out of doors and shit to scare people
>liked to climb around the classroom
>One day Connor shows up dressed up as fucking king arthur
>connor is wearing some heavy ass chain mail a leather cap thing and a leather shield with metal rivets
>goes around shield bashing people like a medieval asshole
>teacher comes in and sees connor shield bashing people and he gets suspended
>mfw connor was suspended
>>25304110
They were into you, man.
>>25296896
Her pussy must've been angelic.
>>25304754
Never: Things that happened
>>25303709
ANARCHY DOES NOT MEAN CHAOS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>that kid that drawed penises on school desks everyday
>>25297775
i don't like to think about when this happened to me
>>25304983
but it did anon
>That kid that always chewed on his pencil
>>25302196
Fuck i wish there were kids loke that at my school.
Maybe then i would have had friends
>>25305014
but it does
the lack of a centralized government leads to chaos
if you mean centralized government on a local level, I don't think that's anarchy
more like feudalism
>>25303631
>burst into to treats
It would be interesting to have an explosive pinata classmate.
>>25298550
I was that kid. :3
>>25298843
filthy degenerate
>>25300136
this fucking quad racial nigger did that to me in high school
>>25305120
Waer's yae proof? or yae dunnae hav ane?
>that kid who got called on to come to the front of the class
>had a boner
>>25298245
use brackets instead and don't use caps
>that kid who acted like Mr. Rogers all the time and always acted like a Saint
>>25295333
How would one even get away with jerking off in class? Even if you sit at the back someone's bound to notice, right?
>>25297907
Me tbqh
Original comment fuck the robot and his roboweiner
>>25303909
sounds like you are describing yourself anon
>>25299907
go frogpost in a britfeel thread, faggot
>>25301741
People always made jokes about how I was going to shoot up the school. Eventually, I started going along with it.
>you guys are alright, don't come in tomorrow
>that kid who would take a shit in the bathroom sink
>that other kid who got picked on by literally everyone else for being weird and you were fine with it because you were glad you just weren't their target
>>25296378
That kid who was a reptillian
>>25295298
>that kid who said you looked 14 when you were 18
:/
>>25306092
That kid who was in your grade but looked too young to be in school
>>25303062
Same. Which is weird because it was eventful for my freshman and sophmore year, but then it went drastically downhill from there
>that kid that was obsessed with wolves and was a furry
>>25298830
what the fuck are you talking about jesus fuckin christ
>>25301095
that was me
glad you remembered
>>25305456
you just have to take the word of an anonymous internet stranger, but it really did happen
>those guys that were autistic like yourself and you guessed in your head what their main board was
>>25297853
fedora-tier shit right here. I can't decide if you're fat.
>that kid that wore a 4chan shirt everyday and shouted memes and called people normies
>tfw he even called me a normie
>>25299433
me but i was g a y b o y s and there were no other homos at school so i just chilled.
>>25295298
>that kid who overdosed on heroin and died for a few minutes
>that guy who lived in the caves of the sangre de cristo mountains for a while and walked out of town from miles away just to sit on a bench on the Plaza who just dropped dead last week
>that kid you never talked to who died a few months ago in a car accident
>that kid who took way too many drugs and started bleeding out of his ass and went to the hospital and the nurse treating him was his friends mom
>that 22 year old who used to always be around and bough u beer once and probably raped a few girls
>that 20 year old who got u beer and worked at ur school but then got fired after he stole a kids car
>that girl who overdosed on molly
>that girl who took 2 grams of molly in one night
>that kid who stole a bottle of wine without any pants on
>that kid who flipped 2 cars by the time he was 17
>that kid with a wall street mom who crashed 3 cars his senior year and got a brand new one each time
>that kid who donated $50 to mitt romney
>>25303398
Holy shit I feel the english teacher one. I fucking hated that teacher.
Also,
>That one teacher you had a big crush on
>>25303351
damn all of those traits except for the weeb one applied to one student at my old school. he was fuckin' crazy.
>>25307048
>that kid who stole one of his best friends credit cards and spent $500 on it
>that teacher who said in class once "if you dont like abortion dont have one. if you dont support gay marriage dont marry another man"
>that teacher who knew u were 2 high in class and didnt do anything
>those kids that would vape in class
>that teacher who had a kid who was the same age as u and u got drunk with
>that black guy who worked in the cafeteria who you sold a 10 sack once
>that one autistic kid who was born prematurely and was disfigured and u hung out with just to use his e-cig
>that kid who's hands always smelt like orange peels and had dirt under their fingernails
>that kid that let a girl piss and shit on him at a party
>>25307500
maybe he was into it. don't judge. sounds like a ton of fun desu
>>25307172
>>those kids that would vape in class
UNDERAGE GET OUT
REPORTED
R E P O R T E D
>That kid who wore the same outfit everyday
That kid was me. I always wore a gray hooded jacket, black pants, and a hat. The only thing I changed was my shirt.
>>25303785
>tfw I have an awful stutter
>teacher kept choosing me to read in front of the class because she though it was a nervous thing
I got out of a lot of speaking exams after another teacher told her it wasn't something I could control. It's actually quite handy now as people feel bad for me and concentrate on what I'm saying.
>>25295455
>not under the stairs
>>25299874
I'm 21 and I remember some autistics getting into MLP during the second half of senior year. Maybe you just didn't learn about them until it was already too late.
>That kid that didnt go to school but showed up after school sometimes and say hi and nobody knew where they came from/went
>>25295298
>that one chinese kid who was a drug dealer and lied about being molested to try and get out of charges
>That one black girl who got expelled for being a prostitute
Other than that, my high school was pretty calm.
>>25295881
fucking this. some of them were cute too!
>>25295298
>that kid who was a squid
>>25307550
im 19 u fucking nog. vapes have been around for a while
>that one rich kid who was a massive drug dealer but the principal couldnt expell him because his dad was on the school board
He was actually nice and hung around me and two other robots. Based chad
> that one kid who got expelled a week before graduation
What was it for in your schools? In mine it was for carrying weed.
>>25296896
>average looking black dude, was super funny and everybody liked him
>being one of the like 4 black kids in the school, he was super popular
>throughout freshman to senior year, he only dated these fat, ugly, hamplanet white women
>apparently was super shitty with relationships and had lots of breakups, which only made him jump from one landwhale to another even faster
you could have gotten much better man
>>25295352
Got me f a m
>>25302199
>that bisexual black brony who people still liked
holy fuck this guy. i had one and he was part of my friend group (for some really fucking weird reason, he didnt fit in). he seemed normal at first, i had to hang out with him some and he eventually just started showing me all this brony music and came out to me as a furry and thats when i cut off that entire friend group because when i tried to talk to someone else about it they said some shit about "its ok because hes gay uwu"
>that popular chad football player that got hit by a train when he was drunk
wes whiddon google him
>that kid who clung his books to his chest and walked at the speed of light
>>25299387
stage 1: denial
>>25295333
I was that kid, I was in a "group" of two with this girl in my math class, jerked off right under the table while facing this chick I still can't believe I did some stupid shit like that sitting almost parallel to the teachers desk.
Would completely fuck my life were I caught
>That lesbian couple that everyone loved and called cute until one of them killed herself, and the other one just stopped coming to school and the teachers and administrators wouldnt tell anyone where she went
>All the friends of the two being super depressed all year
>Queue more kids killing themselves/dissapearing
>The staff literally starts weekly meetings for coping with lossim forever scared of people dying now. i tried to join the club but spagettied out and only went to one meeting and never again. i have so many stories since i moved schools so often.
>>25306070
>ywn fuck leafy
such a cute twink
>>25299433
I'm still like that too this day
>>25298311
We had an anarchist fag in our social class. He would rant on how anarchy is best anytime we discussed an issue with a political institution.
>>25298311
SHOO SHOO SLIMY LIMEY
>>25298601
kids who couldn't keep up a normal pace while reading in fucking grade 5 and 6 mad me so buttmad.
>>25300010
I remember playing this game,me and my mother taking turns.No wonder I like video games.
>tfw I gave her an NES a while back and it went well.
>>25298601
>always felt like I read too slow, both out loud and by sight
>get told over and over when reading out loud I'm going too fast for people to understand
>try to slow down
>still fast as shit
>deliberately talk slowly
>still too fast
I wish other people could appreciate the need for speed because I feel slow as hell myself.
>>25298601
oh god fuck this
>teacher assigns everyone to read 1 page from a 10 page section in a book
>everyone takes 5 minutes to read a paragraph and struggles with basic words more than 6 letters wrong
>i read silently ahead and finish it while everyone else is 2 pages in
>get called on to read
>don't know where im supposed to start
its 10 years later AND IM STILL PISSED
>that one kid who had a crush on the same teacher for all 5 years of high school
where are my fellow losers at
describe what made him/her so special
>>25295315
Lol this was me xDxDxD
>>25303807
yeah fucking blonde and named Sarah
>>25309039
>5 years of high school
where
>>25309110
wait it was 6. my bad
australia, years 7-12 are high school
>>25307048
Holy fucking shit those stories are crazy
>those kids who had sex under the stairs
got so bad that they had people periodically check to see if people were down there
that kid who the teacher used to call up to the board and fainted infront of the class because of anxiety :'(
and then being made fun of it for two years straight fucked me up real good,cant even sustain relationships now because i fear doing something stupid around them
>>25303706
I never stuttered when I had to read but I do stutter when I'm just talking or when I'm really excited/anxious. even if I think my thoughts out I still stutter. the only thing that lets me spit it out is s good curse word
>that kid who insulted the whole class in the first week of moving to the new town
That was me. I essentially called them country bumpkins (it's a regular Euro suburb, not rural at all) because they made a big deal out of some other autistic action I did earlier that day, and then even the teacher joined in in making a mountain of this fucking molehill. T-b-h while I reacted autistically, I still think my rage was justified.
>>25303649
I have a stutter. It's only really noticeable if I talk for more than a paragraph.
I'd always talk to every teacher I had at the beginning of the year and ask them if I could be excused from any prolonged reading so I wouldn't spill my spaghetti everywhere. Fucking sucked. Im fairly sure I was able to make it through high school saying less than 1000 words total over 4 years.
>that one skinny suicidal autistic kid who thought he was special
>wore the same black hoodie everyday
>literally used razors to cut himself and showed it to girls to get attention
>made shitty videos of himself walking on the edges of bridges
>almost never had his own cigarettes
I only talked to him because he would give me ciggies when he had some
>>25305014
Chaos AND Anarchy
>>25298601
>Raised your hand every time for a reading turn
>Other kids didn't want to read
>Teacher urging kids to volunteer
>Just kept my hand raised
>Teacher cedes the position to me
Felt like fucking Caesar
All the other slow reader shitters knew I was laughing internally at their failure
>Later on I was the only kid to properly read Shakespeare, and did proper voices sometimes
>that guy who entered and left class through the windows
>that guy who climbed up the stairs like a gorrila
>that guy who smoked with a pretty cool teacher
>that guy who ordered dominos for lunch and picked it up at the school gates during lessons
One of those was me
>that kid who died in a car crash
>>25310108
Pupil death for me was a Type 1 Diabetes kid.
>>25301426
right fucking here familia
>>25305765
Yeah it's all fun and games until the rumors get you expelled, which is what happened to me in post-columbine paranoid America
>tfw found my girlfriend in 11th grade
>we were so over sexual we would get eachother off every other day at my place
>she dumps me at the end of 12th for some chad
Jokes on him I cummed in her mouth and pussy first :^)
At what age does High school start in America?
Whenever I read threads like this they remind me more of my middle school time
>>25298830
master levels of projection
>>25303481
same desu
>>25303487
as a current openly gay high school senior: can confirm
>inb4 underage b&
(i'm 18)
>that kid that told you he wanted to change gender
i didn't even know the kids name
>that kid who jacked off next to a girl in a plane on the way back from a school trip
>that kid who grabbed a girls tits on the bus so she reported him
>that kid who autistically laughed very loud at everything the teacher said(he actually has autism)
>that bi-kid who dressed up cosplay with his gf who is a furry
I cant even get a gf before this guy
>>25301426
>mfw still best bros with that righteous mofo
>>25297853
That normie who wanted to be different
>>25310460
It starts at about 14.
>that kid that was poor and all his clothes were given to him by his mother's friends
>that kid that was ready to leave 30 minutes before class ended
>those 2 kids that would give a nickname to every single person at school
>that kid that was fat and ugly but then went into a fit/emo/anime crossbreed phase and got all the chicks wet in just 1 year
>>25309935
I bet it was the pizza one you fat fuck
>>25298207
hi.
original post.
>>25297853
sounds like a faggot.
>>25299051
JUST DO IT
post results
>>25295333
At least I had the decency to go into the bathroom
>>25310860
Nah, the windows guy
Everything was ground level and windows were huge, so I snuck around them pretty easy
>>25297775
>be sitting alone like every day
>normies come sit with me because they want to feel like they are good people or something
>they start prying at me and asking why I sit alone and why I don't have any friends
>I just tell them I sit alone because I want to and I don't want to be friends with anyone here
>they continue to sit next to me even after I bluntly tell them that
>they continue trying to talk to me for the next week
>one of them asks me why I still refuse to talk to them
>stand up
>slam fist on table loud, everyone around us is looking
>lean over the table and look him in the eyes
>point at his face while I speak to him
>"I fucking TOLD YOU I don't want any FUCKING FRIENDS. I want to be left ALONE."
>I was really loud
>everyone is quiet and looking at this point
>sit back down, resume lunch
>normies vacate the table in unison after about 10 seconds of staring at me
>never heard from them again
>>25295455
This is the person who always made it uncomfortable to walk into the bathrooms
>>25296312
So all I had to do to lose my virginity at the right age (>implying I have) was be skinny and smoke?
Why did I wait so long to start dieting for fucks sake.
>>25303487
>being gay
>not being bullied
Which planet are you from? Being openly gay in high school is the worst thing that could ever happen. I can't even imagine it.
>that kid who watched too many russian criminal movies and acted like a russian mafia boss
I guess it's not a thing in western countries
>>25311309
savage!!!! afffffffffffff!fffffffffffffffffff
lol
>>25311309
That's autistic as fuck
>>25299433
>that kid who had no idea whether he was good looking or not and was clueless as to whether any girls liked him
>>25311438
I literally am autistic
Sometimes I feel like I seriously don't belong in this board
>>25301424
Still have that folder with thousands of pictures of hot girls from my school
>>25298891
She's getting a black mans sauce all over her at night. No jokes.
>>25311513
I mean look at the post above yours. You probably don't.
>>25297625
my head of form noticed I was always late and i got in extra trouble whenever I did but I still kept coming late
I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me
>that kid who shit his pants.
>that bou who snuck into the girls toilets to take a monster shit
>>25300987
>Except nobody knew.
They knew.
>that kid who did something moderately embarrassing one time and TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER SCHOOL instead of shrugging it off
>that one rich kid who was too clueless to be able to buy popularity
>that girl who worked 70 hour weeks loading up on extracurriculars to be competitive for college admissions, and then didn't finish college
>>25304116
do high schoolers really drink coffee these days? fugg
>that chad with a fucking 8 inch dick
why is life so fucking unfair
>that kid who drank too much Robitussin and had a kidney explode during class
>that kid who would leave at any time during the day on a whim, yet never got in any trouble for it
>that kid who was a senior dating an 8th grader
>that kid who always had kool-aid stains on their lips
>>25303715
>live in south florida
>this is the majority of people I went to school with
>whites literally a minority
>>25299978
> that kid who, when we had to do an oral report on a musician, did one on Johann S Bach, and pronounced it throughout the report as "Johann Sebastian BATCH"
I think that was me. I knew the pronunciation but bottled it due to nerves.
>>25295352
they're comfy af tbqh familia
>>25299978GWSC?
>>25302255
I didn't have any friends in high school so I didn't eat, I just read/slept in the library
so many unfinished Stephen King books
also that one John Grisham book
I'll get around to them some day
why were you so stupid anon?
>>25295455
>not hanging solo in a corner of the library
>>25298891
Samantha Wright, newfriend
>>25298207
why didnt you retards just go to the library during lunch like a smart loser would do, either that or under the stairs playing on my DS was pretty comfy for the cost of dignity.
>>25304663
Nice blog post "ur a gay"
>that group of openly racist white kids
how was this even possible
>>25300665
>that gif
Beautiful
>that kid that was small and frail and got bullied for it
>that kid who people started to get talked to like a child after some suicide prevention/awareness assembly
>That kid that formed a suicide pact with the emos
So many kids were suicidal in that school, by senior year there was a body count of twenty.
>>25302196
this was me in middle school
>That kid with Asperger's who sits at the back of science class and loudly pretends to masturbate
>>25298390
thanks desu senpai bakaoriginal comment
>that guy who all the younger kids thought was cool but all the kids in his own grade knew he was weird
Me tbqh
>>25305366
>pulls that shit in locker room
>hit him in the jaw
>he falls to the ground
>i get suspended
insertion domineero
>>25295455
I'd always kick the door he was in or throw garbage at him. It was fucking hilarious seeing him flinch
>>25299143
that's pretty fucking idioticbut i feel sorry for you
>I was that thread
that kid who was an alpha chad and fucked all the girls you beta cucks jerked off to.
me.
That kid who raped another kid with a broomstick in residence.
>>25298311
Ya'll just butthurt you didn't have the balls or the capacity for snarky comebacks to push your agenda
Those were the good old days; I may die someday but the asspain I generated talking about why democracy was fundamentally flawed and a pushing for a military dictatorship will live on forever
I wonder what those faggots think now considering how I totally fucking called California's water crisis and the Arab Spring. Suck muh diiiiiiick!!!
>>25299337
Does it count if it was with a teacher?
>tfw relatively charismatic in school but every girl was ugly as sin
There was one girl that kept touching me and evenn though I would tell her to stop she would just start again the next day.
>>25314215
Looking back there were a couple girls with obvious crushes on me. I remember this one girl but she was ugly as sin. She probably liked me because I was tall and thin like her fujoshit characters she liked.
There was this one Stacy slut who touched my ass so I gave her a cease and desist order and threaten to sue. Bitch got fucking scared lmao.
>>25314379
It was never a matter of looking back for me, I knew then and there, but I have standards and I'm, not interested in just fucking a girl and leaving. Irish girls are fucking repulsive in every way.
>>25295753
Caught me familia
>That kid who would have full conversations with himself during class
>>25314811
Shit, someone remembered me
>>25295298
That kid who crumpled up his biology test because he was a creationist
>>25296378
This was me in 7th grade and I'm fucking 23. I jumped on the Naruto autism train earlier than most I guess.
>that kid who had a fap in the school toilet after brushing arm against a stacy's ass
>>25297853
You're literally the worst.
>>25316022
Was this you? Theres no shame in admitting it
>>25316040
Y-yes it was :3
>>25296312
Those girls wanted a boyfriend that always has weed. A lot of girls look for a sugar-daddy that can supply them with weed for a few years, because they want to get high, but also want to save up money for their "real life" that will begin after they dump the sugar-daddy.
>that kid who shows up to the library Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament with his duel disc
>>25298799
Iktf
Bycwno
>>25312863
That was "the cool kids" where I'm from. However, it's like 25 years ago. Times have changed.
>that kid who had three shirts with wolves on them
>that kid who would talk about his katana collection
>that kid who would wear shorts everyday regardless of the weather
>that kid who wore minecraft goodies all the time
>that kid who wore the flat cap and wasn't bald
>that kid who was a Marxist and told everyone about how great Maoism is and how he was misunderstood
>>25316628
>minecraft
U N D E R A G E
>that kid who posted Smug Wojak
>>25311366
Depends where you are tbqh
>that guy that showed up 25 minutes late everyday to first period
>that guy in gym class that would get in his car and leave everyday when you walked through the parking lot to the track
>that guy on benzos that slept everyday
>That kid who shit himself on the bus
>That kid who sprinted of the bus
>That kid who dropped the shit out of his underwear into a teachers garden
>That kid who had severe ass burgers and super autism
>Mfw he liked anime and was a regular poster on /tg/
>that kid who shot up the school
>>25317649
He was an alright guy
>>25302255
How the fuck does one eat with the smell in a bathroom?
>>25316852
Skol!
>>25310266
All I had to do was say I'm gay. They literally did nothing after that.
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