Come inside this thread and greentext something from your childhood. It can be a bad memory, or a good one, as long as it is memorable and makes for a good greentext. I'm particularly interested in stories from school, such as stories of bullying or nasty/epic teachers.
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You would like le funny greentex story, wouldn't you redditor?
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>1st or 2nd grade
>lunch time
>like 20 kids per table, they were long tables
>start saying "look under the table" as if they were gonna show you something
>convince friend to show something under table
>me + him both flashed the rest of the kids.
blah blah blah
>have few childhood memories left, must've repressed most of them.
>dad tells me we went to the principle at some point but I don't remember.
>always like the clothing racks at department stores
>would crawl into them and just chill out in the dark
>one day doing so
>old Mexican lady opens rack to see me standing there
>smile and wave because I'm a 5 year old
>she swings her bag backward to gain momentum and then slams it into my face
>to surprised to react
>she walks off
>refuse to speak for the rest of the day
>parents have no idea what my problem is and yell at me
>they send me to bed midway through supper
