Dry spell thread.
I haven't fucked in 6 months now since june.
I am now craving any woman to the point I'd fuck the shit out of a 3/10
>>25293230
fucked a qt a week ago but before that i was dry for like 5 years
No poon or dates in a year. It's fucking difficult lads
Been dry one week ;^)
Don't see myself getting my dick wet in at least a month
Comic source?
Also 3 weeks for mekill me
>>25293230
>>25293317
>>25294255
>>25294319
>>25294342
Leave this board, pathetic normies. Quit pretending that your problems are of any sort of importance.
>>25293317
>>25294255
>>25294319
>>25294342
This place really has become normalfag central.
I'm not sure where this thread belongs.
/b/?
/soc/?
/s4s/?
Also is sage still a thing, or was it removed long ago?
>>25294358
i didnt fuck a girl tho
>>25294380
It belongs in /trash/
I've been dry for 23 years
Man I haven't had sex in like 3 hours.
That's why I needed to come to a board famous for kissless virgins, to broadcast all the infrequent sex I'm having for attention.
Us normalfags, am I right ;)
Haven't fucked a girl in at least 21 years
Haven't kissed a girl for 7 years
>>25294392
That makes you even worse, degenerate scum. Reminder that /lgbt/ shit is not welcome on this board.
>>25293230
>BRO I HAVENT GOTTEN ANY ACTION IN LIKE, SIX DAYS MAN! FEELING LIKE I'M IN A DRY SPELL AHAHAH
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE OUT OUT OUT
>>25294358
>>25294377
The whole point of this board isn't being a beta virgin bitch, anyways. It's about a robot that defects unoriginal content. That's it. Just because you feel some sense of authority and think you can kick people out because they aren't pathetic cucks, doesn't make it true.
I haven't had sex since I was molested as a child so I think I got you beat
>tfw shaking a bit when thinking about fucking
>tfw every girl looks like sex material
>>25294456
Detects*
Haven't talked to a girl in 22 years other than my mom. Get at me you wannabes.
The le "I haven't fugged a gril in a week im such a le robot lyfe is so difficult XDDD such le outsider amirite lads XDDDD
No.
jesus christ there really is no robot haven anymore is there what the fuck is this
>>25294456
There's this thing called "board culture."
Can't blame you for not knowing about it, you being a redditor fresh off the boat and all.
Bro I'm so depressed I haven't banged a chick since yesterday
>>25293230
post what you think a 3/10 is
im a short average looking overweight dude. nobody wants me but i still have urges
every 6 months or so, i get horny enough to go on some dating site and find a 2/10 fat girl to fuck. done it 3 times now. last one was about 5'0" and 180-200lb
the shame, disgust, and self-hate for encouraging sows definitely gets to me, but its all i can do really
>>25294495
Wizchan is the only place left I think.
>>25294501
Pretty much this. Even moot admitted this is a virgin board
>>25293230
Almost 2 months. My only sexual partner (besides whores), she wants a relationship but I rather just having sex with her. Meeting her soon for another fuck session
Last sex I got was I slept with a girl on Halloween ! ! !
But that's ok sex is pretty gross tbqh tho i will have it in the future probably
>>25294501
>Le epic virgin board meme
Most of us here get laid deal with it loser
>>25294583
Careful not to fall for it.
fucktherobot
>>25294583
>Most of us here get laid
like 3 weeks
>>25294427
your mom doesn't count, dude.
>>25294377
it was a cuteboy not some stacy whore maybe thats better yes?
>tfw 3/10
Why do you guys keep taking our women? You really don't want them.
4 years.
I haven't got laid since I was a teenager.
Is it possible to regain your virginity?
>>25294973
No you fucking normie
>>25294583
Holy shit this board has gone to shit. Fucking redditor fags and normies everywhere
>>25295016
he's baiting
see: http://strawpoll.me/6375202/r
Not for six years, and only ever with that chick. Did get blown once three years ago however. At least there's cyborgs still here I guess.>>25294973
Yes, just like with solitary confinement victims.
