Let's make a new thread shall we?
>Be me
>7 years old
>school Spelling Bee
>Semi-Finals
>nervous as shit
>sweating more than a penis after anal
>goes up on stage
>judge tells me my word
>it's vast
>igotthis.jpg
>say vast multiple times in my head
>gets courage to start
>i make a face straighter than a Roman Catholic
>Says first letter
>"F"
>ohshit.jpg
>judge tells me to get off the stage
Never in my little life had I felt so dissapointed in myself
>be american
>do not know how to spell your own language
>get shot
>literally told a female teacher during a lesson "my balls are itchy" and that I needed to go to a toiletroom
>whole class heard it too
>this was during highschool
i wish i wasn't such a major retard back then.
>8th grade, I think
>win county spelling bee
>go to state spelling bee
>think I might win, I've prepared carefully
>get the word "inane"
>"Inane. I-N-N-A-N-E."
>nope
>"I'm sorry that is incorrect."
>sit down
>know how to spell every single word that comes after
>tfw I was 1 letter away from going to the national spelling bee
I feel you, OP. I won my school spelling been in grades 4, 5, and 6. In seventh grade they asked me to spell "rodeo" and I stuttered on the E and was disqualified.
I wanted to say "bitch do you know who I am? Is this your first day on the spelling bee circuit? I'm a damn champion" but I ran away like a baby.
I never did win that county bee..
>>25292438
One of my stepbrothers won the national spelling bee and met the president, and now he's a schizoaffective mess.
>10th grade
>think i'm really slick
>stop a girl in the hallway, put left hand on locker
>"Hey baby girl, my pickle needs a tickle. You up?"
>she screams, everyone in the hallway is looking at us
>"YOU FUCKING CREEP OMG"
>chads trying to come to her rescue, i'm about to get fucked up
>run to the nearest exit, can hear everyone laughing or mentioning my name
>for the rest of the year i have something like a tard wrangler monitoring me
Are all robots retarded with spelling bees?
>first in line of 100 students
>"your word is threw"
>aw shit son that's easy
>as a joke I ask stupid questions
>"can you use it in a sentence?"
>"origin of the word?" or some shit
>3 minutes later
>"anon please just spell the word"
>fine fine
>"threw - t h r o u g h"
>aw fuck
>"anon sit down"
>whole class is laughing
For the rest of 7th grade known as the retard who couldn't spell.
>>25292568
>I browse an image board with people like this
>kill me
