The pope says atheists get to go to heaven anyways
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-assures-atheists-you-don-t-have-to-believe-in-god-to-go-to-heaven-8810062.html
>Christians still bother going to church and donating when you can get the benefits for free
>Tfw robots are getting autismbux AND free heaven
>>25289666
Why the fuck do Christians insist on watering down their religion?
It's embarrassing.
>>25289709
>Lumping all christians with cuckolics
Wew lad
>>25289747
>My southern baptist church is more legitimate than all of Vatican City
>The pope doesn't represent me
o rly
>>25289784
>fighting strawmen
Do you need help anon?
>>25289666
Get the benefits of heaven as an ATHEIST.
ha, ha ha. feels good desu senpai
/pol/ CATHOLICS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>25289666
>666
Quick someone edit the rewards of atheist/believer pic
>>25289666
>Fedora meme catches on
>Much less cool to be an Atheist than 2010-14
Anyone becoming more of a fedora now that our fairweather friends are leaving? Good riddance, redditor cucks.
>>25289666
>says he is going to heaven
>get satanic trips
We know you got this from r/UpliftingNews, Reddit Faggo.
The article's from September 2013.
Also:
>2015
>not being Christian or Buddhist
>>25289709
amerifat here. we dont even consider catholics christians in the bible belt
>>25289666
Suicide is still a sin tho right?
Also, very suspicious trips OP
>>25290160
>>666
hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is the best r9k thread 2016
implying that you havent comit too much sins
>>25289666
hahahahahahha what are the chances of your post being 666 trips with a post like this. this has to be staged please tell me you used a post counter OP
>>25290409
>buddhist
that's literally a meme religion
I BLIEVE IN GOD BUT NOT LIKE DAT UMM LIKE DA UNIVERSE IS US UBSERVING IT U KNOW WHAT IM SAYING? GOD IS EVERYTHING
>>25289666
>"Sin, even for those who have no faith, exists when people disobey their conscience.
being a bad person crosses demographic lines, sorry terrible humans of the world. if you're out there, i'm not one to judge.
>>25290413
>we dont even consider catholics christians in the bible belt
How come? Doesn't make any sense.
Atheist speaking, and well, not for nothing, but the position that it was possible to achieve salvation outside of the Church has always been the orthodox position, in much the same way that the Church can't guarantee salvation.
It's the Protestants and, more particularly, the Evangelicals who believe that saying a magic prayer guarantees you get into Heaven.
>>25289666
thank you satan
The amount of heresy is rising, isn't it?
>>25290566
Crusade whenI'm not even christian but we need to get rid of all these muds invading everythingalso we need to get rid of this LGBT shit taking over everything
>>25290668
The first Crusade was literally started by accident, maybe it will happen this way again.
>>25290413
Nooooo
Truueeeeee
SCOOOOTTSSSMANNNNNNNN
>>25290694
I feel like crusades are basically kind of impossible now, with the way that war works now and all
I guess it will be up to the common people to do something because governments won't do jack shit about the muds or LGBT because they fucking support it
Even as an atheist, I really love this Pope to be honest. Always thought the others were all cunts.
>>25290750
You like this guy because he supports degenerates like you. This pope is literally retarded, supports gay marriage and other HERETICAL bullshit
>>25290798
No, I like him because he's not being retarded like most Christians.
>>25290823
Don't fool yourself, you'll rot in hell for being a degenerate no matter what a cuckahloic pope says
>>25290450
>hahahahahahha
>>25290798
>degenerates
>we don't believe in some magical fairy tale that has as much merit as santa claus
>actually, i take that back, since saint nicholas was documented to have existed
>>25290470
That's because normalfags co-opted it and perverted its beliefs to fit their attention-whoring needs.
It's like "nerd" culture - normalfags have no idea what being a nerd was actually like, but they insist on it anyway for attention.
Buddhism itself makes a lot of sense if you read up on what it's all about. Dont listen to the memers.
>>25290478
They are considered heretics here cause they pray to mary
>>25290739
It's enough just to be a honest man, other may follow your lead.
>>25290883
That's a meme among non-cuckolics.
They don't actually worship Mary, they just revere her or something. They pray to her to beseech God on their behalf or something. Not actually worshipping.
t. I went to catholic school for eight years of my life
>>25289666
I'm getting tired of polshit getting reposted here.
sage
>>25290883
Since she's the mother of Christ and mentioned countless times in the Bible, it doesn't seem that off to hold her in high regards.
>tfw Satan got tired of having atheist neckbeard fedoras in hell and cuck'd god into taking them in heaven
>>25290960
Why not just worship God directly? Why have Mary on every fucking statue and religious icon?
Sure looks like you're worshipping Mary instead of holding her in high regard.
>>25290409
>not being Christian or Buddhist
You have to be wilfully ignorant to be a Christian in 2016. Genesis has been completely debunked - the foundation text of Abrahamic religions - if Genesis is demonstrably bullshit then the Bible is clearly not the word of a divine being which makes the whole faith fall flat on its face.
>>25290694
>The first Crusade was literally started by accident, maybe it will happen this way again.
Uh, no it wasn't - it was called to defeat the Seljuk Turkish armies that were threatening Constantinople, with the secondary aim of liberating Jerusalem which had recently been conquered by 'slimes.
>>25290936
>sage
kill yourself
>>25289666
>Satan Trips
Francis Anti-pope confirmed.
>>25289666
This is kind of troubling.
I mean I should feel nice to see this, but I just feel pity
literally, what would be the point of being a catholic if you can go to heaven as an atheist?
its pathetic desu
Wew lads just wewww
>>25291192
> Genesis has been completely debunked
Only if you are a retard
Looks like the only religions left are Judaism and Islam. Christianity is dying, even /pol/cucks don't believe in it, they just like le epic deus vult meme. Hinduism is also dying in DESIGNATED-land with people becoming atheist or converting to Islam. Sikhs are becoming atheist, Buddhists are literally atheist.
>>25291695
>we will live long enough to see the religion meme finally die out.
Good
>>25291405
>literally, what would be the point of being a catholic if you can go to heaven as an atheist?
He says you go to heaven if you're atheist and a good person.
You can be an asshole Catholic, murder people, rape children and go to heaven if you absolve your sins first. Can't do that as an atheist under this rule set.
>>25289666
This article is over 2 years old. Why are you posting it now?
>>25290694
I'm going to need a citation.
>>25289666
Litterally a two year old article. Literally only posted because Reddit.
This isn't a meme, this is fact. Pic related, current front page of Reddit.
>>25289666
>believing in heaven
>believing in inferior religions
paganbros ww@
>>25291902
>calling out people for posting on reddit
>only knows that because he goes on reddit
its not like the rest of us jokingly hate reddit, i literally don't go on there.
so you're not /in/ for calling out OP for being on reddit, you're part of the problem
>pope says you have to come to god with a sincere/contrite heart
AKA accepting jesus and god and that stuff as real before you die probably.
I do think there is some hinky shit going on with this black pope.
>>25291019
kek, good one lad
>>25290960
Other Christians consider it heresy as it's almost worshipping an Idol. Ten commandments state that you should worship God and only God.
>>25289666
LEL PASCAL BTFO.
LITERALLY No reason to be a theist now.
