What percentage of the female population do you think have these qualifications?:
>age 20+
>never had casual sex
>never jumped from relationship to relationship
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>doesn't do drugs/alcohol/tobacco
>doesn't wear provocative clothing
>isn't a feminist
>isn't a golddigger
>isn't an attention whore
>doesn't have a lot of male friends
>doesn't go to degenerate parties
5% of muslim women.
I can't think of a single girl that fits this, or guy for that matter
>>25288780
>or guy for that matter
Spotted the normalshit.
>>25288636
Maybe one in 1,000.
I'm pretty sure no woman like that exists OP. Better settle for onaholes.
My oneitis meets all of these qualifications except the no tattoo and no alcohol.
these women actually exist, but you would consider them too fat or ugly
>>25288636
do ear piercings count?
>>25288766
I'm an ex-mudslime and the women are fucking trash. They're naggy and narcissistic as much as the average girl, and the only reason they're "humble" is because they're afraid of the violent men and their violent god. Fuck 'em.
>>25288831
I can deal with ugly. Fat not so much. Also semi-decent hygiene is a must.
>>25288854
No.
>>25288831
Oh yeah, forgot to add attractive and not-fat. Otherwise what's the point?
>>25288636
>tfw im in contact with one right now
>tfw I might be the one who gets to strike her name from that tiny list
>>25288854
Regular ones in the earlobe? No. Otherwise yes but it's a little less bad than the rest of piercings.
tfw i dont know anybody enough to estimate a percentageim sorry op ; w ;
>age 20+
>never had casual sex
>never jumped from relationship to relationship
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>doesn't do drugs/alcohol/tobacco
>doesn't wear provocative clothing
>isn't sexist
>isn't greedy
>isn't an attention dick
>doesn't have a lot of female friends
>doesn't go to degenerate parties
So what do you think anon?
>25288992
>age 20+
check
>never had casual sex
check
>never jumped from relationship to relationship
>no tattoos
double check
>no piercings
check
>doesn't do drugs/alcohol/tobacco
I drink. I'm a fucking sommelier. Drinking is part of my life. There's no way around it. Fuck drugs and fuck tobacco. That shit is nasty.
>doesn't wear provocative clothing
>isn't sexist
That depends on what you mean by sexist.
>isn't greedy
check
>isn't an attention dick
check. I hate drawing attention to myself.
>doesn't have a lot of female friends
I only have one
>doesn't go to degenerate parties
Triple fucking check. Living in Miami, I get exposed to a lot of degeneracy. Not interested to be honest.
>>25288636
I know one. But that one has a beta orbiter surrounding her at all times, and she's kind of high maintenance. Dream about her sometimes though
>>25288636
my wife. jackpot!
>>25288992
Is that you, or are you asking me whether I'm like that?
Either way, I'm not sure if that's attractive to women.
>>25289281
Having beta orbiter = constant need of attention and golddigger. Sorry brah, your waifu is trash.
>>25288636
>age 20+
>never had casual sex
less than 5%, call it 4%
>drugs tobacco alcohol
a lot of people drink, we're down to 1% already
>not feminist
down to probably 0.1%
>golddigger
kek down to 0.001%
basically 0%
>>25288870
ex here too senpai, a lot of them are whores as well but my oneitis fits all of these specs and got a fine ass. She ex muzzie too
>>25288636
So glad my gf isn't any of these things. Could explain why I've been with her for 4 years now.
>>25288636
>doesnt have a lot of female friends
the term should be male.
>>25288636
I am in a relationship, since 19, still going strong at 23
What are the chances I haven't been cucked yet?
>>25289425
500 million (completely made-up estimate) of the world's female population is a suitable age for me.
0.001% * 500 million = 5000. In the whole world.
About 200 countries in the world so 5000/200 = 25.
Let's say that at the peak of my attractiveness and success, about 20% of those women are definitely interested in me. That's 5 women out of the 25 per country that I could ever date without feeling disgusted by them.
Holy fuck that's depressing.
>>25290001
If she isn't religious in any way then your chances are slim. Atheist girls and atheists in general have no morals.
>>25290059
I'm an atheist and I've literally heard Christian girls admit that they've done porn, but that it isn't a big deal because they go to church and are good people.
Being religious these days means nothing.
>>25290057
i know man
you'll probably have to budge on one of the golddigger/drinks alcohol to have a glimmer of hope to find a girl. i've known for a while that if i were to get married, it would definitely be to a golddigger
>>25290083
Then they aren't real Christians. They're fakers. You'd know if they're the real deal. Trust me.
>>25290083
>Being religious these days means nothing.
yeah, it's depressing af
my coworker is married and active in her church like 3 days a week, but i'm pretty sure she'd jump my bones. i'm 80% sure she fucked my other former coworker
"muh repentance" fucking bullshit
No piercing?? As in ears?
Is this a bad thing?
>>25290136
In earlobes is fine, pic related is less fine but still not as bad as nose rings/lip rings/nip rings/clit rings/etc. But only by a small margin.
>>25288780
>or guy
literally everyone on this board
except for the normalscum, of course
>>25288636
>age 20+
Not hard to find, possibly millions.
>never had casual sex
Id say about half of them, if not more.
>never jumped from relationship to relationship
Bit rare that. Maybe 10 percent.
>no tattoos
>no piercings
No idea what youre talking about, barely any girls have tattoos. As far as piercings are concerned most girls have pierced ears, but nothing more.
>doesn't do drugs/alcohol/tobacco
Only the worst of sluts dont drink. sorry m8.
>doesn't wear provocative clothing
Depends on whats provocative to you.
>isn't a feminist
A lot. Although have fun finding a girl who isnt a feminist that isnt also a raging cock-whore.
>isn't a golddigger
Women dont care about money until they are 30+.
>isn't an attention whore
LOL literally 0 good luck.
>doesn't have a lot of male friends
Not many people have a ton of friends.
>doesn't go to degenerate parties
Depends on whats degenerate to you.
>>25289163
>Fuck drugs and fuck tobacco. That shit is nasty.
alcohol is a drug, though.
>>25290408
>Id say about half of them, if not more.
Do you even know what casual sex is?
>Only the worst of sluts dont drink. sorry m8.
Huh? Sluts DON'T drink? What kind of logic is that?
>Depends on whats provocative to you.
Shorts more than an 2 inches above the knee, cleavage that shows more than a quarter of the top of the breast.
>Although have fun finding a girl who isnt a feminist that isnt also a raging cock-whore.
Wait, NON-feminists are the whores? In what universe are you living bruh?
>Depends on whats degenerate to you.
Any party that is filled with drunk people wearing provocative clothing and listening to loud repetitive movies.
>>25290414
True, but I drink in moderation. I never get drunk.
>>25288636
got 1/12. damn i was so close
I meet all except piercings. I'm a lesbian, so if you're a gril hmu.
>>25288636
All the women I know.
The US really became a shithole.
>>25290683
Except piercing, I know one girl who has one.
>>25290546
Casual sex is sex outside of a relationship. Its kinda rare.
I know not a single woman who doesnt drink and isnt a huge slut. Sure, girls that drink can be sluts too, but on average, straight edge girls are fucking disgusting.
I know a couple girls that dont dress like that but its not common. 5-10 percent.
Girls who dont have self respect are whores. simple as that, I have never met a decent girl who wasnt at least slightly feminist, And frankly i couldnt respect a woman who isnt, to a degree, feminist.
quite a few girls dislike parties, and avoid them. 20 percent would be my guess.
>>25288636
Neither feminist nor gold-digger is going to be hard to find.
A woman who doesn't take reponsibility for herself is going to expect you to pay for her.
And a woman you're not paying for has no reason to be nice to you unless she likes you.
>>25288636
I know a few, most are not in america and are extremely old-fashioned
>>25290725
>I have never met a decent girl who wasn't at least slightly feminist
Having a victim complex =/= decent. Feminism is about thinking that you're somehow mistreated in society. A girl can be decent and think people are already equal enough.
>>25290802
In my book shes a feminist if she believes women to be equal to men.
Somewhere in this world women are mistreated systematically and this is why we need feminism.
>Redditor out
>>25288893
So -- why does such an ideal woman have any reason to be interested in you?
Are you gorgeous, funny, generous, patient, good at sensing her changing moods and reacting to them with attentive compassion?
Are you well-muscled, well-traveled, well-spoken, well-hung, able to support a large family, charming to her social circle?
And so on?
In Europe and the US - maybe something like 0,01% (exluding the durka durka recent immigrants)
I meet all the criteria and am a virgin too. My best friend is the same.
How? We were bullied a lot and isolated ourselves in high school. Our interests are really nerdy, I used to be active on tumblr as well (I'm not into feminism anymore though).
I've never met another girl like us.
i dont get the hate for drugs and alcohol on here. im a guy so read on at your own discretion.
ive never once been invited to a party, night out, anything like that. i have never had a friend before. never had casual sex, never even had sex at all for that matter. im a short average looking guy, everything about me is unremarkable and shitty
drugs and alcohol are all i have that keep me from killing myself out of plain boredom sitting in my room replaying the same vidyas and going on r9k
Any Mormon girl missionary that has returned from her mission but this girl would be very religious and wanting to get married in the LDS temple and you'd have to convert for that.
>>25291047
Just bite the bullet and kill yourself already.
>>25291145
but i dont want to, id rather continue living in a high state
>>25288636
>>never had casual sex
>>never jumped from relationship to relationship>isn't a feminist
>>isn't a golddigger
The number of women who fit just these 4 qualifications alone, disregarding the rest of the list (which are all similarly important red flags) is so astonishingly low, I would guess that it is statistically zero. The only women who can pass on the whole list look like pic related and avoided all the listed items not because of strong moral conviction or great personality, but only due to circumstance. If they weren't 1/10 ugly, they would be all of those things on the list in a heartbeat.
My girlfriend, she has a other issues though.
Her issues are unrelated to the stuff robots are usually concerned with.
I've never even dated a girl who met any of those except for one with tatoos and two that smoked and drank socially. This didn't bother me because my life style choices at the time were far more extreme.
>>25290851
>Somewhere in this world
Every sane person thinks that, but giving herself ridiculous labels is a red flag IMO.
>>25288636
>tfw muslim
>dont have to worry about any of that bc im engaged to a qt3.14 khv
I feel sorry for all you kafirbots
>>25290903
No, I'm pretty much the lowest-tier of human garbage that exists. That doesn't mean, however, that I intend to stay like this. I'm just asking, nowhere did I say that I was entitled to such a woman.
Pretty much any Asian Muslim. Arab Muslims are just as trashy as any Stacy. They suck 100 cocks then still act like virgins when they look for a husband. I grew up in Amish country and everybody would sleep around as well. I've caught 12-13 year olds making out and finger banging. Your standards are going to be hard to meet these days unless you consider a very religious woman. And then the social/sex life won't be all that great. Perhaps you should just stop being so insecure. I'm assuming you're a virgin and the only reason you want another virgin is because you're scared you won't be her biggest. I personally tell you that 9 out of 10 women really don't care as long as you don't have a micro penis. The "I love big dicks" crowd is pretty small in reality. Just stay away from the shittier part of society and you'll do fine. I'd suggest you stop being a faggot thinking every girl you potentially get to fuck will be your life partner. Sleep around and build your confidence. I guarantee that's the only reason 99% of you virgins want another virgin.
>>25291249
>he thinks muslim women are pure
They just don't do it openly because of the religion of peace.
>>25290903
Typical female reaction: someone lists disqualifications that are easy to refrain from, and you list the traits of a fantasy male character. Your shit should be more like:
>not hideous/attractive
Instead of gorgeous.
>not cheap
Instead of generous
>not restless
Instead of patient.
>not fat
Instead of well-muscled.
Etc.
>>25291033
>look at me I'm a special snowflake xD
Falls under attention-whoring, missy. Now get out.
>>25291421
This toby honest. Arab girls are especially repressed and the net result is a catholic-schoolgirl effect where they just slut out harder than other girls.
>>25291421
>implying I havent seen muslims degenerates
>implying I dont know how to sniff them out from the rest
>implying I havent already verified the conditions
Every civilization falls to shit once people stop caring about the laws of their religion. You and I know this.
Ive seen the roasties lies. I can smell her black peppered lips from a mile away.
I know when Ive found a girl with a legitimate fear of god in her heart.
>>25288636 (OP)
>>age 20+
>Lots
>>never had casual
I'd say 70 percent or more.
>never jumped from relationship to relationship
40 percent maybe?
>no tattoos
Over 80 percent easily
>no piercings
Less than 5 percent unless your talking just about outside of the ears like nose.
>doesn't do drugs/alcohol/tobacco
Over 70 percent drink, less than 20% smoke.
>doesn't wear provocative clothing
Not many don't I'd say less than 25%
>isn't a feminist
These girls are rare, 5% at most.
>>isn't a golddigger
Depends too much on age.
>isn't an attention whore
Few maybe 15% if very mild is okay.
>doesn't have a lot of male friends
Plenty, 90% or more.
>>doesn't go to degenerate parties.
90% don't but 75% probably have gone at some point.
All in all even if only 10% of girls are decent it's still a ton of girls. Also people who avoid alcohol are also likely to avoid degenerate partying and drugs. Obviously you won't find any of them at home though.
Source: I'm a conservative cyborg
>>25291372
>retarded strawmanning
Fuck off back to reddit, retard. Cock size is the least of concerns here. Telogeny is a problem for anyone who wants children, and with every sexual partner the slut has had the chances of divorce skyrocket and chances of life satisfaction and marriage satisfaction plummet. Then there is the issue of stds. Over 25% of women have an std of some kind, usually herpes and or hpv.
>>age 20+
>>never had casual sex
0%
>>25291676
>even if only 10% of girls are decent
you just said 95% of girls are feminists. already eliminated more than that you dumb white knight cuck. of the remaining 5%, most have done the other stuff
it's way less than 1%.
>>25291765
Shit I meant the other way around, at most like 5% ARE feminists.
beggars can't be choosers
i mean you can, but look at how miserable you are
>>25291800
Nice meme, hahaha dumb virgins not having sex. I bet they're virgins.
>>25291848
>i don't have a comeback
>better call it a meme
>>25288636
What's wrong with jumping from relationship to relationship if you're a virgin? Why wouldn't you do your research before you buy something?
>>25288636
I'm dating a girl like this right now.
HAHAA I WON
>>25291848
No, I think their point was that you're miserable -- not that you're sexually inexperienced
It's fine to be sexually inexperienced. It's less fine to be motivated primarily by venom and bile.
>>25291884
I'm agreeing with you, you dip.
>>25291884
>too retarded to argue with anything but memes
>ha ha you called me out on my memeing
>y-you were supposed to pretend i said something worth responding to
>>25291848
It's r9k m8....are you having a giggle or did you feel compelled to respond out of butthurt and accidentally post nonsense?
>>25291455
I'm not a woman.
I think what's relevant here is equivalent scarcity -- judgements of desirability are in themselves subjective
>>25289163
why not be my gf then?
>>25291941
Just go to another thread or engage in one of the other hobbies you have m8, you're not gonna win this internet fight
>>25289163
> That depends on what you mean by sexist
Goodbye.
>age 20+
no
>never had casual sex
check
>never jumped from relationship to relationship
check
>no tattoos
check
>no piercings
check
>doesn't do drugs/alcohol/tobacco
no
>doesn't wear provocative clothing
Eh.
>isn't a feminist
Sorry
>isn't a gold digger
I think a lot of men confuse "wanting a partner of a similiar social class" with gold digging.
>isn't an attention whore
check
>doesn't have a lot of male friends
lol
>doesn't go to degenerate parties
check
6/12
Do men actually have any right to have any standards at all?
I think men should just be happy that they get pussy at all, am i right guys?
>>25291228
>they would be all of those things on the list in a heartbeat.
Yup, same with religious girls. Ones their religion fades, they jump on the bandwagon. I'm doomed.
>>25291472
I thought you were looking for girls like me??? But now you tell me to fuck off?? Ok. Honestly this board makes me wanna go out and become the typical degenerate roastie you hate so much, since the only people who care about traditional women are woman-hating beta fags like yourself.
>>25291372
>say I don't want girls who are sluts
>assumes I only want the purest of virgins
Why do people like you exist?
I drink, I'd also do drugs. The rest fits. I'm a loner sperg who never goes outside, though, so chance of meeting people like me is slim to none. We also don't check back to the replies we make because we don't like the attention.
>>25291972
Again, roastie, I listed things that are SUPER easy to abstain from, you listed things that are practically God-tier. Do you need me to spell it out for you?
Roast harder.
>>25292039
No, you're very wrong.
The perception of men as helpless pussy-hounds is destructive and insulting. Any man with pride wants a good deal more than a convenient hole.
>>25292039
This thread is about finding a long term relationship. Any holes a goal when you want to fuck and chuck. We're a little more discriminating when we get ready to settle down though.
>>25292103
Okay, I'll go along with the fiction that I'm a woman.
Why should I abstain from those things?
It's very easy to abstain from chocolate. But it's very hard to find a girl who never eats chocolate -- because really, why would she deny herself?
If you want a woman who doesn't have sex, you will have to offer her something better than sex. Few such things exist.
If you want a woman who rejects feminism, you will have to offer her something better than freedom and self-determination.
Excuse me, better FOR HER. I realize you don't consider female self-determination a good thing for you. But that doesn't really do anything to motivate me.
Prior to feminism, the idea was that men would protect and support women in return for female submission. This was always a lie -- but women now have evidence in front of them every single day that it's a lie.
Given that, if you want a woman to give up her freedom for you, you will have to offer her not just your own freedom (why would she want it?) but something truly extraordinary.
Or, you know, you could just be a human being and treat your sexual partner as the same.
But that requires empathy and the capacity to give pleasure, so it's not an option for everyone.
>>25292073
THIS is exactly why so many robots hate women. I didn't say I was looking for girls like you, I was asking about the chances of them existing. Then you come along and start spouting some irrelevant crap:
>teehee got bullied
>teehee super nerdy xDD
>teehee tumblr special snowflake
>btw I used to be a feminist but so over that now!!!
AND THEN YOU LITERALLY TELL US HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE. If you forgot the exact sentence, here it is:
>I've never met another girl like us.
And the cherry on top? The moment someone tells you the truth about yourself, you practically admit that you want to become a degenerate out of simple spite. You are exactly the type of woman who, in spite of missing a bunch of the traditional red flag, are a huge red flag in and of yourself.
Now please leave this board, it's already depressing enough without all the "look at me I'm a grill xD" posts on here.
>>25288636
i fit that except im 18. just 2 more years OP
>>25292258
>Any holes a goal when you want to fuck and chuck. We're a little more discriminating when we get ready to settle down though.
Much like women who enjoy casual sex in their youth but then look for someone of more substance to choose as a life partner?
>>25292296
>why would she deny herself?
Hmm, let's see:
>doesn't want STDs
>doesn't want to risk pregnancy
>doesn't want to compromise her ability to bond with only a select few men
>doesn't want to hurt the man she'll love in the future, knowing that he'll probably find her partner count disgusting
>doesn't want to be intimate with random strangers
>If you want a woman who doesn't have sex
>not fucking strangers and jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend = not having sex
Have you ever heard of a monogamous relationship? Maybe it was the standard for thousands of years until "sexual liberation"?
>offer her something better than freedom and self-determination.
>thinking women are oppressed = freedom and self-determination
How about do your shit like every other normal person on earth, except don't tie yourself to a victim-complex cult?
>I realize you don't consider female self-determination a good thing for you
What?
>Prior to feminism, the idea was that men would protect and support women in return for female submission
>feminism is crucial for functioning like a normal adults
Come on, you're making it too easy.
I'm not even going to read the rest. Your whole post is "if a woman is not a feminist, she can not function". You can be a normally functioning, self-determined, blabla woman without having a victim complex, you dumb cunt.
>>25288636
Hey man, if you're ever gonna get laid you need to lower your standards. And be fit apparently..
>>25292321
Sort of, except they aren't looking for substance so much as betabux. The counterpart to any holes a goal is alphafux, betabux.
There's no shortage of betas willing to scoop up the cumstained pieces after she hits the wall. You have nothing to fear. If I don't get my 20 year old qt virgin once I look to settle sometime in my 30s or 40s I'm content by myself. Unfortunately women don't have such an option. Men plan for the future, women rely on men who planned for the future. Flip poon is cheap, sex tourism is a decent alternative if there's no unicorns to bag.
>>25292433
>Have you ever heard of a monogamous relationship?
I'm in a monogamous relationship.
I would not have chosen a partner who had hangups about my past partners. Some insecurity is normal, but I really value the friendships I have with (ok, all but one of) my exes, and a guy who had a problem with that would have been a dealbreaker. Luckily I seem to attract guys who are pretty chill.
re STDs, I started typing a PSA about taking repsonsibility for your own sexual health but -- obviously we all know that. Consult your junior high health class textbook if you seriously have any questions about this.
> don't tie yourself to a victim-complex cult
Yeah, I don't really know why I continue to read r9k -- being a whiner is an unattractive trait, but so is sneering at whiners. I should stop coming here.
But seriously chum, try to enjoy life more -- take pleasure, give pleasure. It makes the world better.
>>25292892
>I should stop coming here.
Please do so you disgusting whore.
>>25292892
>monogamous
>previous partners
Choose one and only one, roastie
>>25292677
Honey, I have nothing to fear because I started a 401K early.
I really don't know where you guys get the idea than women receive infusions of cash along with their partner's semen.
>>25292307
fucking 10 star ace post m8, told that roastie
>>25292958
:(
I'm truly sorry that you're sad. The world's a beautiful place -- and sex may not be the be-all and end-all of existence, but it can be a source of a lot of joy.
I'm sorry to see you put up barriers between yourself and happiness.
>>25288636
Looks like you're salty you can't get laid, anon.
>>25288902
You think that if YOU of all people can be the "only" one to do it she hasn't already done it with a million others? What makes you special you dumb frogposter.
>>25289163
>That depends on what you mean by sexist
lol
>>25292307
I said that I haven't met another girl that fits the description besides us to point out that it's rare to find them, not to make myself look special. And I mentioned the bullying and nerdy interests to show what kind of girl ends up like that (i.e. bullied, isolated nerds).
>>25292990
A 401k isn't nearly enough if you want to live like a man. Especially if you're a retard who chose a target date retirement fund. 401ks are good, but you can't use it until your 59.5, well past when you should have retired, and you are extremely limited in how much you can contribute. Just because you've gotten tons of free vaginabux all your life doesn't mean it will continue. You won't get a single red penny from social security. Plan now.
A man has a 401k, ira, and non tax advantaged accounts in his portfolio. That's how you retire at 45 or younger.
>>25292892
>I would not have chosen a partner who had hangups about my past partners
Isn't that convenient? They wouldn't have chosen you either.
>Some insecurity is normal
Why do people always jump to insecurity? There are logical reasons that AT LEAST caution men when being in a relationship with (formerly) promiscuous women. Aside from that, some men simply like the idea of purity, or at least of a woman who will strictly be with a man she's in love with.
>Yeah, I don't really know why I continue to read r9k -- being a whiner is an unattractive trait, but so is sneering at whiners. I should stop coming here.
What a female cliche, exactly what my mother does: talking out loud about how there's something bad you do, but inevitably not doing anything about it.
>But seriously chum, try to enjoy life more -- take pleasure, give pleasure. It makes the world better.
Incredibly condescending. Without even taking the rest of the post into account, this sentence alone shows your holier-than-thou attitude towards people who disagree with you, and it's absolutely disgusting.
>>25293222
I've tried to use logic on these retards before. It's rare to actually find a decent person here. Take my advice and get off this shit board unless you think it's funny.
>>25293331
>walking into a room full of upset people and calling them retards
It's like you have no compassion whatsoever.
>>25292073
>>25292307
Femanon on suicide watch. You fucking whore.
>>25292296
>feminism isn't destroying relations between men and women
>it's good guise!! I swear!!
Fuck off you jew.
>>25288636
I actually know two girls who suit this, they are both ugly, mean-spirited and stuck up
>>25293284
> Isn't that convenient? They wouldn't have chosen you either.
It is convenient! It's like people can freely choose partners who share their values.
>this sentence alone shows your holier-than-thou attitude
You know what, that is completely true. I come here to look down on people, and it's a very unattractive trait that I need to get over.
But! All that said, you still sound fucking miserable, and I didn't create that misery.
It's not the case that we make our own luck. As middle-class westerners, history made our luck for us. As the most fortunate group of people in all of history, we have no right to respond to the world with anything less than the humblest gratitude.
Do you have access to unlimited clean water? Do you have access to unlimited information and education online? Are you free of fear for your life?
Then YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR SQUATTING IN YOUR OWN MISERY HATING ON THE WORLD. Show a little fucking grace, and give the world back a little bit of joy.
And like, happy new year and stuff.
>>25293464
>talks about specific kind of girl
>specific kind of girl contributes with her own experience
>REEEEEEEEE GET OUT YOU ROASTIE WHOREEEEE GET OFF MY BOARDDDD
You guys are so far gone you get triggered as soon as a woman shows up, it's like tumblr all over again. Hating on half of the world population is not going to help you improve your lives and sometimes you'd benefit from listening to what we have to say instead of continuously repeating to yourselves that "duhh only Chad get women, women find 80% of men repulsive they're all whores".
>>25293331
Go on matchmaker or /soc/ if you want to play house. This is a discussion board. No one expects to find a partner here because it is beyond the scope of the boards intended purpose. I'm not saying it contains happen, but your efforts would be better rewarded elsewhere.
>>25293403
I've tried to have sympathy but most of you are convinced that all women are fucking whores who get off on the idea of rejecting you guys. When this board stops being insane I'll consider it.
>>25293700
She wasn't that specific kind of girl though. She's just another dumb mindless roastie whore fishing for attention. Why is she even posting like that? Does she expect op to drop his entire life and move to her city and marry her? That's fucking retarded.
>>25293272
> vaginabux
I am seriously going to have to talk to my partner about where he's hiding all my vaginabux. After all, he is among the the top five highest paid first-year teachers at his entire school.
Where are my dolla dolla billz, I ask you?
>>25288824
>tattooed
>not an attention whore
I wouldn't expect someone with oneitis to understand the 2 are irreconcilable.
>>25293742
/soc/ is actually full of degenerates, like hell I'd go there.
>>25291676
>All in all even if only 10% of girls
baka
.7*.4*.8*.95*.3*.25*.95*.15*.9*.9 = 0.001842183
0.005 without alcohol requirement
>>25293662
>It is convenient! It's like people can freely choose partners who share their values.
Yeah that was the point. No disagreement here.
>But! All that said, you still sound fucking miserable, and I didn't create that misery.
You're right, you didn't. I'm certainly miserable, but it's not remotely caused by women, so you don't have to credit yourself/your gender for that.
>And like, happy new year and stuff.
For what it's worth, merry Christmas and a happy (future) new year. May we both get rid of our demons.
>age 20+
I'm 21
>never had casual sex
I'm a kissless handhold less virgin
>never jumped from relationship to relationship
Never had a boyfriend
>no tattoos
Check
>no piercings
Not even my ears
>doesn't do drugs/alcohol/tobacco
Check
>doesn't wear provocative clothing
Check
>isn't a feminist
Check
>isn't a gold digger
Check
Except for I want to be a stay at home mom, I don't want to be a working mother and be exhausted and fat and resentful and not have my kids be raised by anyone but me
>isn't an attention whore
Check
>doesn't have a lot of male friends
I don't even have one except my brother
>doesn't go to degenerate parties
I don't go to parties
>>25293791
From our point of view, that's exactly the case. What we've also noticed is that no woman out there will say what she really wants. Either she's lying, or she doesn't know what she wants. That's why a lot of people here are pissed off. Are you fucking surprised?
>>25293803
It's everywhere, from research to education, to getting shoehorned into schools and jobs, too much to list.
You have not accomplished anything in your life. Everything happened because men did it for you and let you take credit. It's a weird combination of affirmative action, white knighting, neutral expressions misandrist outcomes, preferential social spending, and female retardation to recognize anything going on around her.
>>25293878
Are you atleast attractive?
>>25293823
That leaves matchmaker then.
>>25293913
I am cute but not beautiful
>>25293878
If you're white and not fat and live near me I could see myself getting with a person like you. Stay at home moms are master race women.
>>25293799
no, i AM that specific kinda girl. as i said, i meet all the criteria and came here to offer insight but you interpreted it as me being a special snowflake who wants your attention. you once again made me understand why you robots are completely undateable.
>>25293980
Cute as a euphemism for fat or cute as in neotonous and not tall masculine female model type beautiful?
>20+
>never had sex
Literally none of them other than the ones 80kg+ and the horribly fucking ugly ones.
>>25294013
You still didn't answer the question. So you were motivated to post and rub your vagina all over the place. Why? You wanted to marry op? It takes an especially foolish women to jump into a relationship without even asking what's in it for her. This type of woman's maidenhood is never intact. Either you're a slut or attention whore.
>>25293891
Where are you looking for women, fucking bars? If you go to places like libraries your more likely to find a decent girl. It sounds to me like you hardly actually talk to girls. Yes most are shit, buy guess what, most guys are shitty too. You as likely to find a decent girl as a guy, the exceptions being in activities that are filled with more men like programming, and there are still decent girls into that.
>>25292030
>wanting a partner of a similiar social class
And a lot of women confuse "similar social class" to mean a man who's got a bank balance five times hers.
>>25288636
I fit all of those except one - I am 19
>>25293980
Cute is way better anyway, how tall are you?
>>25293993
Where do you live?
>>25294032
I'm not fat but I am not skinny.
Oh yeah I am also religious
>>25294146
I am just under 5 feet tall
>>25294185
Please tell me you live in Massachusetts.
> Being a woman with so little going on that winning the approval of the guys on r9k is a goal worth working towards.
>>25294099
What does that even matter??? OP made a thread about girls like me, asking if they exist/how common they are and I replied with my experience, why I'm like that and how rare it is to meet another girl like me. Whether I want OP to marry me or not doesn't matter.
>>25294013
No you don't meet all of the criteria.
OP specifically said that he doesn't want an attention whore.
Femanon here I meet all of that except casual sex one.
>>25294273
Anyone with a vagina is an attention whore to you guys
>>25294262
>she thinks robots can be reasoned with.
>>25294242
I love far away from there sorry :(
>>25294291
You already know what the replies will be then.
>>25292307
>I didn't say I was looking for girls like you, I was asking about the chances of them existing.
>grasping at straws
what a fucking autist,
>>25294291
That's the most important one.
>>25294262
Is your keyboard broken? Why three question marks for one sentence?
Anyway, it's just weird. Here we are trying to have a discussion and then a cumdumpster attention whore starts dancing around. I miss the days of tits or gtfo. No one gives a shit about what you have to say. It just sounds like "lalalalala! Ahhhhh! look at my girl vagina! ding ding ding! a-ooga! A-ooga! Cha-cha chachacha hachacha!".
>>25294291
>Except the casual sex one
Fuck off and die please.
>>25294291
If you're roastie and you know it drink some bleach! (glug glug)
>>25294338
It was worth a shot. Hope you find someone nice.
>>25290121
Use to be a former Christian and the true hardcore ones are mentally insane.
>>25294301
Now you're starting to get it. Good job. That's some expert pattern recognition you have there. You are a credit to your sex.
>>25292307
>>25293006
>>25293464
truth is 99% of the robots on here, and in this thread are normies. You're no exception
A woman like that sounds boring and clingy. I want a degenerate druggie girl
>>25294404
Believing in magical beings is pretty mental desu.
>>25288636
In the West, I'd say maybe 20 percent or less.
My wife meets all the qualifications.
>>25288992
Sexism and greed are positive qualities for men. Except they're called realism and ambition.
>>25294466
20 percent is still a ton though. That's what robots don't realize, literally 1 in every 5 is great since you only need one girl and if you just meet a few dozen your bound to get along with one.
Small pockets of purity-culture evangelicals.
But you'll have to blue-ball it through 2+ years of dating and engagement to have missionary-only sex. If you're not into that exact religion, you'll need to feign and put up with it for the rest your life because of the whole "unequally yoked" thing.
Oh, wait, they're all married and have 5 kids already.
>>25294357
>Is your keyboard broken? Why three question marks for one sentence?
It's like you're not even trying
>Anyway, it's just weird. Here we are trying to have a discussion
LOL. EVERY TIME. You make these threads about women, talking about them as if you knew everything about them (when you barely leave your house and are too autistic to interact with them), making stupid ass assumptions and then as soon as an actual woman comments she's a Anyway, it's just weird. Here we are "a cumdumpster attention whore".
>No one gives a shit about what you have to say.
You're right. You're all too busy deluding yourselves with bullshit like "99% of modern women are whores", "women consider 80% of men disgusting", "every woman will cheat on you with Chad" and shit like that. But whenever a real woman tries to give her opinion she's immediately dismissed and called a roastie.
Stay miserable.
>>25294409
http://strawpoll.me/6375202/r
You're wrong, only about 50%.
>>25294548
I fucked that up. I meant:
"as soon as an actual woman comments she's a cumdumpster attention whore".
>>25294514
>not a slut = evangelical virgin
Ok.
>>25294548
Is it weird that I think these stupid arguments are hilarious? The thing I love about this site is being able to argue for hours over nothing.
>>25294506
20 percent is my most optimistic estimate. Realistically it's probably 12 or 11 percent.
Because of how fucked up society is now, simply finding a non-crazy, non-cheating woman is a rarity. These women are almost always snatched up by a high-status (or very lucky) man by the age of 25. They would not date or probably ever even come into contact with a robot.
>>25294548
>But whenever a real woman tries to give her opinion she's immediately dismissed and called a roastie.
THAT'S BECAUSE EVERY FUCKING TIME WE ASK A WOMAN WHAT SHE WANTS, SHE PULLS SHIT LIKE "nice, caring, sweet, motivated, blabla" and it's NEVER like that. When we say "a woman needs to be nice and not ugly" that's fucking it. There are no billion different meanings you can get from that.
WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING ADVICE. And telling your life story about bullying and Tumblr doesn't help us whatsoever. NO ONE ASKED.
>>25294560
>implying virginity means anything
what about those guys that were approached by dozens of girls but rejected them all, and are virgins as a result? You'd be surprised how many of those types of people are on here. Next time you see a 'has a girl ever been interested in you threads' take a gander. If you're alone because a girl doesnt meet YOUR expectations, you are a normie.
>>25292433
>>25292296
why would i date a whore when drugs are better and less dangerous baka
>>25294679
I assumed but when I said that it's not that bad I'm talking about people like me who are just introverted geeks, not actual autists. There's no hope for a lot of the mental people on this board.
>>25288636
Answer this question or you are human garbage: why do you care?
>>25288636
Like 60% of them you faggot, they know their worth and would never fuck a creep like you though.
>>25294743
So if I can get girls but have higher stardards that makes me a normie? What does normie even mean now?
>>25288636
You are literally afraid of everything.
>>25294692
Maybe we wouldn't try to butt in so much if you didn't post so much bullshit. Many of us just want to give insight because seeing you talk about us like you're some kind of women experts when you CLEARLY aren't just hurts our fucking brain.
I won't comment on the "what do women want in a man" issue because that's another thing entirely.
>>25294771
> why would i date a whore when drugs are better and less dangerous baka
I have no reason to talk you into dating anybody. Enjoy your drugs.
>>25291676
i'm a leftist commie anarchist whatever, I just think dating a woman who's likely to hop on other dicks and do things that make you feel uncomfortable is a terrible investment
>>25295001
I agree but that's not all girls.
>>25288636
Confirmed: op died in 1521.
>>25295001
The thing about girls with guy friends: do you in fact fear that girls with guy friends hop on their guy friends' dicks all the time?
Because I don't think we do. To me it would be hella weird to go there with one of the gang -- it's like I have five extra brothers who are a lot better than my actual brother.
>>25294845
yes, if not what differentiates you from a normie?
>>25295499
Being more of a geek, not liking parties, small friend groups, etc... that sort of thing.
>>25288636
0 woman are like this.
However a decent amount of girls that play MMOs can meet the criteria aside from having a lot of male friends. Thats kinda a deal breaker though.
I am in search of women like this, its a plus if they aren't religious as well in my book though. These types of girls often hang out behind computers and books...
>>25294912
>literally
hmmmmm
>>25294918
That's the thing. We're in a space where we want to bitch. Just leave us the fuck alone if you don't agree. We don't ask you for advice or anything, yet you insist on fucking with us. Just don't.
>>25294743
You're thinking of incel. Incels don't belong here. Go back to wizardchan if you want to be a useless omega faggit. You aren't a real virgin unless you've rejected women before. Seriously, take your thirsty ass and get the fuck out.
>>25295616
subtle bait
>>25295909
not even trying
>>25288636
if you add 6/10+ id say .5%
>>25289163
You know that sommelier isn't real, right?
Bumping for my lovely roasties getting toastie because they'll never be waifu material.
<3 u roasties, get out.
More bumping. Retsu go
>>25288636
80% of North Korea pretty much.
>>25288636
quite a few, but you forgot
>attractive
drops to literally 0
>>25294404
>Use to be a former Christian
So you are a Christian then
>>25290136
Yes it is
Don't listen to anyone who says otherwise. Any kind of piercing is shit-tier
>>25293222
I-I also meet the criteria and I've never met any girl like this before, which made it hard for me to have female friends
>>25292030
>I think a lot of men confuse "wanting a partner of a similiar social class" with gold digging.
It is roastie
>>25294170
>Oh yeah I am also religious
What religion exactly? I'm interested for... reasons
>>25298984
muslim
Islam is the least degenerate religion. Christianity also used to be but you fags ruined it
>>25299069
Oh
I'm Catholic nevermind then. At least you aren't Jewish though.
>>25299069
Kill yourself, dune coon.
I can't name a single girl like this. That perplexes me. I know a few guys who fit this criteria. I am one of them.
>>25288636
Under between 15-25 percent. But this only accounts single ladies. Married women just add 10%.
But on a serious note it's hard to tell and find these ladies sometimes their complete recluses. Yes women can be robots.
>>25288636
>isn't a feminist
What type?
I date women like this exclusively. Try harder
You are thinking the wrong way. ASK yourself how many would want to have sex with you, answer is 0 so why give a fuck about the other stuff?
>>25288636
So basically you are looking at nuns. Why the fuck would you want to date some shut in square? I want to date a girl that knows how to work a cock.
>>25292045
That girl in that pic has to have to been fucked. Dudes will fuck anything. Fat chicks gets lots of casual sex.
>>25299500
>If you aren't trash you're boring
Fuck off shitter the only "shut in square" are you cunts without a personality beyond making your dick/pussy tingle. I'd rather have an actually relationship with someone worth loving who's still capable of being emotional attached to another human being.
I'm all of these except I'm under 20+
>>25299758
Location?
Please don't be underage
>>25299370
Where do you find them? Where do we go to try harder, anon? None of the girls at my uni or work are like this.
Well under 0.5%
>>25299500
Because i'm insecure and it would be nice to have a gf that doesn't make me feel even more insecure.
But i don't have OPs standards, since i will never get a gf anyway.
That's me.
Where do I find the male version of this? Especially emphasizing the does not drink, smoke or so drugs part.
>>25300132
Ayy that's me
I've only ever had sips of booze my aunt gave me and I don't see how anyone likes it.
>>25300150
>>25300132
Ahh except for the 20+ part I should say.
>>25288636
>tfw know one like that
>>25300150
How old are you and where do you live? Do you ever plan to drink or try drugs?
>>25300191
19, New York, and no
Sorry about the age.
>>25300232
Oh yes sorry you're too young. I am a little too old for you too. Good luck.
>Know women who don't drink but have a piercing and/or tattoo
>Know women who drink but have no piercing/tattoo
>>25300244
How old are you? I don't mind myself if you're under 30
>>25300132
>>25300191
>>25300244
>Where do I find the male version of this?
A lot of people here qualify for that.
If you are actually searching for someone it would be easier for you to post your contacts.
>>25288636
In America....0-1%.
>>25288636
>age 20+
why would you want this
>>25288636
lul this is me...what do I win?
>>25300334
you get to be my gf if u want to :)
>>25290269
Nipple/clit piercings is a 100% gtfo
>>25300355
>dubs
ok bbe im down xoxoxo
>>25289163
>Fuck drugs and fuck tobacco. That shit is nasty.
kek, stupid cunt is unaware that alcohol is a drug, amd she's just as degenerate as any junkie
I have all the qualifications except one
>attention whore
>>25300324
Because if they are like 12 it's very very likely they can meet the qualifications, but if they are older than its rare.
>>25300505
Be my attention whore gf then
>>25300431
What's funny is any sommelier worth a shit knows their tobacco. It's the whole gustatory experience now. Not just a simple pack driver or wine sipper.
>>25288636
>don't like piercings
>don't like tattoos
>don't like pot smokers (smokers, not DUDE WEED LMAO stay-in-a-dim-room-all-day stoners)
How fucking vanilla are you?
>>25300552
The point is women's value starts no drop sharply after 20,and by 23 they start hitting the wall, by 27 90%+ have hit the wall.
>>25300642
It's called being a human being fag.
Come back when you aren't some knuckle dragging ape
>>25300642
Tattoos and piercings are disgusting, and fuck weed. What kind of job does she have where she isn't randomly tested? A woman outside of medical or early education is trash. Save the doobies for retirement.
>>25288636
I'm everything on this list and I fucking hate it.
This type of woman isn't desirable or happy in this society. There's a reason most girls have qualities in the OP. I'd kill to be a fun, happy slut with tons of friends.
>>25288636
this is so obvious op, it is around zero
>>25300642
>vanilla
A beautiful exotic flower
>roastie
A disgusting used up tattooed and pierced druggy whore
I know which I'd rather be considered as.
>>25300758
I'd kill to have you and anyone like that painfull executed
>>25300758
It doesn't count if you're fat.
>isn't a feminist
hate to break it to you but in fact all females are feminists whether they say they are or not. get over it. try the opposite gender if you don't want a feminist, OP
>>25300758
that is why you women are considered whores.you do everything you can to be a slutty whore and suck chad dick all day
>>25288636
What the fuck is wrong with alcohol? Alcohol is as old as human civilization.
>>25300552
who cares? 20+ women are unattractive and I don't want to fuck them anyways.
The younger the better.
