>a girl will never have sex with you
I want this feeling stop.
>>25288542
get a lapdance
>>25288542
Just rape one, Prison is temporary, but the feeling of never having had sex will never go away. A lifetime of suffering...or a few years. The math is easy.
>>25288799
Any tips on how to go about doing this?
I'm very /fit/ and decent looking, but its just when I try to speak girls get grossed out and go away
>>25288887
practice, just approach random girls and talk to them. The anxiety fades after a while.
>>25289008
He may need vocal coaching.
>>25288887
Try this line: Hey, I just found $10,000 in my pocket, want to help me spend it?
>>25289059
>>25289008
How do I do the sex part though?
Like do I just threaten them or whatever or use drugs?
>>25289076
idk if your op, but if you are, you're a little attention whore, don't ask for advice if you don't want it. ugly ass motherfuckers fuck, the only reason we don't is cause we expect shit to fall into our arms without doing anything, I accept that and you should too.
>>25289159
nice meme my friend
I like it :)
>>25289076
No, you tell her you will give her half of it to let you fuck her. Then, after you're done, slap her around and take your $5,000 back.
>>25289200
this whole board is a meme, still one of the better boards.
>>25288799
>implying that an autistic beta r9k poster wouldn't an hero after 1 week in prison
5mins of satisfaction dont make up for 10 years of getting your boipucci torn by Jamal's 10-incher in prison.
>>25289286
but he gets all the fucks he can fit in his mouth.
It's a feeling you get used to in the end.
The way I deal with it is by accepting the fact that I'll never get to experience a lot of things in life. Things like, say, being filthy rich or owning my own mansion or private jet. Apply the same thing to sex and there you have it.
>>25289385
The problem is that at least 99% of the male population gets sex.
>>25289436
Well you're not the same as 99% of men and neither am I.
>>25289385
yes.
wanting and craving is the root of all pain and suffering.
>>25288542
There's an alternate feeling : "she won't have sex with me because X". From that, start suppressing X ; once it's done, realize it wasn't X that hindered your best efforts, but Y. Suppress Y ; lather, rinse and repeat until you've self-improved enough to get sex.
Would you an escort? I was going to get one for my birthday and just pay for a half hour with her. She's a real cutie
>>25290472
Yeah. I'm sure that will work for short, ugly and small-dicked guy.
>>25290472
Why would I want to suppress a part of myself, just to experience something which I may or may not enjoy, but will almost certainly be only a short-term pleasure? Why should I make any changes to myself just to please someone else? If no-one wants to fuck me because of who I am then so be it.
>>25290574
>short
Date shorter/find women who like shorter guys.*
>ugly
If you're not part of the elephant-man level of the population, git gud at haircuts, fashion, and otherwise presenting yourself, most men are goofy-looking anyway. If you ARE part of the elephant-man level, surgery can do miracles nowadays.
>small-dicked
Find women who prefer small dicks.*
*If you're going to say "women like this don't exist", then believe what you will. Can't blame you if you never met any.
>>25290643
Depends on what do you mean by preffer. If you mean preffer as in genuinely enjoy more then these women really don't exist. If you mean preffer as in "I can't get any better so I will convince myself I preffer this" then yeah there are plenty of these women. But then again, two people who are settling for each other will just make each other unhappy. Seen that happen. The ugly/fat/poor couples being happy? Just a facade.
>>25290642
If you're thinking that way, good for you. But I think OP doesn't share your point of view, and would actually suppress and modify huge parts of himself in order to get what he wants, if he had any idea how to do it at all.
>>25290695
I feel like this argument of "do X type of women exist ?" would be sterile, especially on here, as none of us can back our claims.
That being said, I'm interested in knowing if you think that shortness is a genuine universal absolute turn-off, or if it's possible for a woman to at least not mind it. I'm not asking for dicksize, 'cause I'm pretty sure I already know the answer.
>>25290841
Well if you work extremely hard, are extremely rich or anything similar then yeah I guess your height could be overlooked. But think about for example Tom Cruise. The guy is handsome, famous actor but even despite this his height gets brought up an awful lot. He had to work hard and get extremely lucky to be treated like a human being. And despite that his height is brought up very often.
>>25290962
Well. Either I got pink-tinted glasses, or you got black-tinted ones, but still I got a few very short friends who got laid - one of them even regularly chases, and get, one-night stands.
I think I won't persuade you, and you won't persuade me.
>>25291261
This has never been a persuasion. Manlets are hated. And working extremely hard to overcome something you can't change is not rational. It's kinda like being expected to play chess when only figures you have are 5 pawns. Only winning move is not to play, because compensating for being short is humiliating.
