Why don't you Britfags just get a dumb teaboo American gf?
Bump.hshdkdbsuw
They only like the posh british downton abbey accent
>tfw chavvy L O N D O N accent
>>25287757
>London
Hello, Ahmed.
Enjoying your stay I hope?
As with everything else women say they like, it only works if you're already hot.
>>25287757
This. I have a South-Western farmer's accent.
I wish I could find online elocution lessons and go full poseur.
>>25287391
>Why don't you Britfags just get a dumb teaboo American gf?
That's pretty much asking why I don't just get a dumb chav slag.
White bitches are bitches, regardless of where they come from.
I'd sooner go and try and get a nice Brazilian woman.
Do British girls like boys with American accents?
>Derbyshire
I was doomed from the start
Pretty sure these fucks don't realize the large accent diversity in Briton
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gRnydCKBz0
>tfw scouser
Why would you want to be in a relationship with someone who likes you for reasons beyond your control?
They're just going to get to know you better, and realise you arn't the ideal they thought you where.
Murican women are fatuous anyway.
do american women like scandinavian accents?
>>25287848
>Why would you want to be in a relationship with someone who likes you for reasons beyond your control?
Like 90% of all relationships?
>>25287811
Yeah, American women are loads better than British women desu.
>>25287897
90% of relationships are failures in the long term
Because they want Harry Styles, not Billy-no-mates.
why do americans still like our accents, haven't our pseudointellectuals and annoying news anchors embarrassed us yet
>>25287784
Get on my level m8
>>25287853
American women like any accent desu
>>25287391
>tfw British
>tfw good looking
>tfw dress well
>tfw army officer
I don't call people "love", that's usually quite a yokel thing.
Girls don't like ugly guys with Northern accents
>>25287829
nobody can tell them apart really lol
>tfw visited Swansea last year
Holy shit are all Brits this degenerate?
>>25287391
A-Any American qt's?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wTCecqH4Nr
>>25287811
no, the general consensus over here is that American accents are annoying
Because it sounds like I'd be looking for someone with incredibly bad taste if they'd actually be interested in me
>>25287391
Fucking explain to me how exactly I get an American girlfriend while living in England? You Americans really are dumb if you think anyone would move over there.
>>25288464
To be honest, I'd move to America if it meant I'd live in one of those cute little American suburbs and still get to look around cities.
>tfw no British, Scottish, or Irish best friend
I used to play games with a guy from L O N D O N, a Scotsman and an Irish NEET. They were pretty fucking great to chill with, and the bantz was amazing.
>>25287976
>>-53
;-;
sucks to be a brummy
>>25288210
Bump. Any Welshmen care to explain themselves?
>>25287853
no
scandi accents make your English sound as if you have downs
especially Norwegians
>>25287766
Sharia soon inshallah
>>25288210
You mean the sheep shagging?
>>25287784
>tfw stutter when stressed
>>25287811
It's qt on some girls as long as it's not Texas tier
>>25287976
>tfw mancunian
>>25288522
>British and Scottish
The Scottish, Welsh and English are all British famalam.
>they're cuter than american boys
>>25289012
>WE'RE OUT OF CRACKERS, GROMIT!
>>25288733
I support an independent Scotland, and a united Ireland.
>>25289012
>>25289069
My sides are been blown.
British people are ayy bby want sum fuk tier anymore. Some of the worst shitposters too. Stay halal Nigel.
>>25287391
Because European (continental) teaboo's are better and closer.
>>25287757
>Hasn't trained out most of his cockney accent leaving himself with a based half posh accent
Pleb.
>>25289153
*have been
>>25288733
To americans, England = Britain = United Kingdom
>>25288435
>have multiple states that are larger than your entire country
>each has multiple accents within them
>every one of them is annoying
Yeah, sure.
>>25289012
>England
>An island
'meriga
>>25288559
South Wales is pretty disgusting, I dunno what else to say
>>25287391
I'm from Wales, but when I went to the UK nobody knew the difference and just thought I was English, I don't mind because I could ask a girl to fuck after a 5 minute conversation and half of them would say yes, I couldn't get away with that back home.
>>25289244
went to the USA*
>>25287976
>tfw accent isn't on there, but closest to mancunian
>hate british accents
>boy i like calls me love/lovely
>like normal clothing and definitely not like a chav
>boy i like is the cutest
also every british person i have ever talked to has been absolutely insane as well, every person I have talked to about every brit being insane has agreed with their experiences that they're all insane, the sample size is substantial.
>>25289207
>>every one of them is annoying
>Yeah, sure.
The consensus where I live is that they're all obnoxious unless they're from New York, in which case they're hilarious.
>>25289207
they all sound pretty much the same to us 2bh lad, nothing personnel
>>25289332
butthurt Americuck detected
it's okay, you can have our sloppy seconds when we're done with your women
>>25289343
Not him he exaggerared but come on Boston vs Texas vs Alabama vs Midwest
Midwest is the normal american
>be a Shitpostralian
>trained myself not to talk like a slackjawed bogan
>everyone assumes I'm a foreigner from Britain
>mfw
>>25288699
>tfw mancunian too
Where you at, brobot?
>22 F Cali
>Hunting muh British bois cuz they can handle a real womyn
>HURRRRRRRRRRRR
>BRITISH BOY GIMME SOME MORE CAKE
>BRITISH BOY TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW I'M A GLORIOUS FAT LARD
>BRITISH BOY GIMME YOR DICK I WANT A SMOOTHEH
>BRITISH BOY I'M FUCKING FAT
>BRITISH BOY THIS
>BRITISH BOY THAT
>I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK, BRITISH BOY
>British boy left 5 days ago
>Fat war pig dies
>I WAS THE LOVE OF A BRITISH BOY'S LIFE LOL
>>25289452
yeah im an american but i don't like women and im not a guy so i don't really care~
>>25289541
Well, yeah, they obviously sound different in their own ways, but they all just sound 'American' to us.
>>25287757
Bruh, all english accents sound the same to us ameriburgers
>>25287391
No girl from any country would ever love my bellend, mate. Who would want to wank this??
>>25288015
>Tfw I use photo of me in my mess dress on tinder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbvZeOnHI_w
this is what all british people sound like to americans
british accents are disgusting
>>25287391
KEK
>cuter than American boys
cool teeth, govna'
get some fluoride, chaps
>>25290769
Oi m8 wotcha desu
Do any girls like white South African accents?
I need to escape the country and get a gf
Because LDR relationships never work, not at that distance anyway.
Any other excuses based on my experience
Britfag with shitty teeth here. Only spoken to an American girl once. She was fucking loud, rude and annoying and I hated her.
>teaboo
fuckin kek
>>25287976
>tfw Glaswegian
Girls from other countries seem to like it though
>>25287391
I don't like fat girls.
>>25291151
>implying british girls are any better
>>25291151
>I don't like fat girls.this is an original comment
>someone call you love
>american women lust after plumbers and chimneysweeps
>>25287853
From my experiences it's mixed.
Like 75% of the time they go "OMG you sound like pewdiepie!!!11!!" but the other 25% go "ew, you sound like pewdiepie".
>>25287391
Not everyone here sounds like Benedict Cumberbatch. Yank girls aren't going to get wet over a Geordie bloke or someone from Lancashire.
That said, I'm Scottish and American chicks love that.
