>Meet up with the boys
>Pre drink, followed by cab or train downtown
>Get pumped, and hype the night. Highest point of enjoyment is usually one hour - max two of drinking. After that downhill
>By the time you get to club, line up. Already declining
Get in
>Dudes huddle together, try to look cool
>Get frustrated off doing random grind encounters with chicks on the dance floor. They turn around, walk away or friend pulls them off
>No verbal communication with chicks
>Constant 'washroom' breaks to look busy
>Always going outside for smoke breaks, again to look moderately busy
>Go back in club, do another scout for a chick to grind -Get anxious, let down, everyone's separated on a deprived sexual hunt
>Go to bar get obnoxiously drunk
>Wall grind the bar
>Act like a fool taking a cab or train home, puke, piss of train
>Go home, masturbate
Pre drinking is usually the most fun part of the evening. I love drinking games and I don't enjoy clubbing at all
you have an ugly face, you have no game, and you have a dull personality. These are your main problems in a nutshell
>>25286724
i know that feel anon
Once i starting hanging out a pubs things changed
>go to pub with mate
>invite other friends to join
>drink, sit around, bants
>see people we know/ask randoms for a match
>invite them to join table
>more bants and drinks
>invite back to house for more drinks
>cigs, bants, booze
>foggy memory, wake up next to 4 to 6/10 that came back with us
>spend all morning trying to get them to leave
If you go hunt at a nightclub, you are doing things wrong, single chicks there are 100% skanks. Try and find different human beings who are more into having a good time than hunting for dick or poon, also don't be a faggot.
>>25286724
Sounds like a success. Good job!
>>25286724
>going to a club without MDMA, coke or amphetamine
Why?
I recommend staying home
>>25286724
>>25286794
This shit right here. Clubbing is a shitty waste of a night. Go down to a pub, preferably find one that isn't real popular and become a regular there. The decline of male pub culture is one of the reasons so many males become NEET, become socially isolated or struggle with masculinity in a way that men didn't use to do.
>Tfw your life is nothing more than faps and faffs, chaps and laffs
It's a good feel
Go to an good club. Club I go to spins all hard style, happy hardcore and trance. Eat some lsd instead of drinking. And hit the dance floor and leave reality behind.
Sounds like my average saturday night. I don't complain, though. It's fun.
>>25286724
I bet you were having fun before you involved women.
If I didn't love electronic music as much as I do, I doubt I'd go to clubs often. I have a mixed social circle with plenty of women so I don't really go out to look for women, but it does sometimes end up that way. Mostly it's about getting drunk, having fun with friends and having embaressing shit to talk about tomorrow afternoon.
there is literally no reason to go to clubs in the year 2016, and the sooner these institutions which parasitically leech off of sexual frustration with promises of easy sex go under the better
#EndClubbing
>>25286724
>>25287126
this, I never pick up chicks at clubs and I don't give a shit, I complain about roasties here on a daily basis, I'm not a hypocrite I don't want to fuck them.
I'm having fun with my robot friend we dance all night like retards and get hammered.
>>25286724
This is exactly my experience at nightclubs, you pay 20 pounds to get sexually frustrated
>>25286794
I don''t understand why random women would join your group
>>25287352
Because they're out to socialize aswell, and if you seem like friendly and fun group of people they might want to join up.
>>25287225
>tfw I always wanted to go for the music but I know the normalfags would ruin it for me with their obnoxious "fun" night out
God even seeing people like that dancing to my favorite music would leave a bad memory every time I heard that track or dj
>>25287476
>You need friends to make friends
That old doozy
>>25287225
This. It's retarded. Men just want to fuck yet are shamed by society out of just visiting an escort when if you factor in the money you spend on nice clothes, your ticket and drinks and transport it works out the same. I know guys who buy 500 dollar bottles of champagne to impress women in the club yet somehow think themselves more alpha than men who just gives the woman the 500 bucks up front for guaranteed sex.
>>25287685
>That old doozy
yeah it's crazy hard to do this shit solo, any weird vibes will be amplified :(
>>25287607
in my experience it's only americans that do that shit. they don't know how to party. in the states any club that isnt garbage mainstream is snobby as fuck, so there isnt any middle ground. it sucks either way
>>25287685
every chad i know personally has been with prostitutes.
>ask for a long island iced tea
>get a glass of pepsi with 20ml of rum in it
fucking clubs
>>25287795
that's a noob af thing to order
i actually like ordering wine at clubs tho because the looks i get from people are fucking hilarious
>>25286724
>paying to get in to the fucking place
>lining up for the privilege of having some faggot bouncer lord it over you
>expensive drinks
>girls are all up themselves, only fawning over hyperchads
>angry manlets starting shit
>music not even good at the absurd volume it's jacked up to
fuck nightclubs
>>25287835
as if a fucking club will even have decent wine though
#EndClubbing
One of THE most asinine Normie things to do next to listening to a roastie.
>>25287913
i dont mind shitty wine at all
i dont smoke anymore but the best thing is smoking spliffs next americans, they hate it so fucking much lol
>>25287835
i guess the wine matches your fedora quite well
>>25287971
are you bitter because i called you out on that cocktail? im just giving you reasonable advice. dont order a drink that requires like a shitload of different liquids at a busy club (also its a shitty drink)
>>25287763
SAME Fucking society is so retarded, "hurr only betas see hookers" "hurr alphas fuck for free", No, alphas don't give a shit, if they can pay they will. Betas actually are the least likely to see hookers because they put pussy on a pedestal. When I went to a whorehouse it was Chad who took me.
>>25288019
long island iced tea guy here
this>>25287971 isn't me, he's just some random belligerent, if you like wine more power to you, I wish I could drink wine but I hate the flavor, it tastes rotten
but fuck you long island iced teas are amazing when made correctly
>>25288242
>hookers get used to fucking chads
>literally getting paid for something they'd enjoy for free
>me coming in there would be a rough day for them
Its so sad its almost funny.
>>25288242
yup as far as chad is concerned "pussy is pussy"
>>25288249
you know i guess its mainly that i have a negative association with it because its one of those drinks that people order cause they want to "get really fucked up". i also cant help associating it with annoying 18 year olds. it's kind of a babby's first cocktail, but your right that they can be made well.
>>25286724
d-d-don't go to the club mayne, shit's whack. Just hang out in places you do like instead of chasing girls you fancy but never going to fucking talk to and trust me, no need to because most of them are sluts. If you like drinking so much go to a pub/bar
>>25286724
I don't think I ever attempted going to a nightclub.
i really want a gf wtf
>>25286724
how do you meet up?
Doing this for the first time for new years. Do I take an uber? Do I drive and leave my car somewhere?
I'm so confused and I don't want to ask and look like an even bigger loser.
