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2015-12-27 12:17:51 Post No. 25285135
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2015-12-27 12:17:51
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>be me, decide to live the criminal life
>going to department store to shoplift
>want to know what it feels like breaking the law so I look to steal any random item
>looking around, browse flashlights to not look suspicious
>decide to steal a $5 flashlight and put it in my pocket
>see employee coming towards me
>panic
>think he saw me shoplift and want to search me
>quickly shove the flashlight up my ass
>it feels cold and hurts so much but I shove it right in to not get caught
>he approaches me and says "do you need any help choosing?"
>walk out of store with a free flashlight