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2015-12-27 11:36:10 Post No. 25284675
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2015-12-27 11:36:10
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>be me, 24 year old NEET
>live with parents
>parents go on vacation for the holidays
>decide to try and get out of my shell and throw a Christmas party
>invite my ex classmates from high school through Facebook
>order pizza, buy booze, etc.
>day of the party
>nobody comes
>pizza man arrives, tell him about how nobody came to my party and i have all that booze laying around
>pizza man comes in, we listen to some music, eat pizza and drink
>pizza man leaves because he has to drive and can't get drunk
>keep drinking
>next thing i remember is waking up in a hospital bed
>nurses tell me how i went on a drunken spree: smashing car windows, calling random people normies and eventually falling from an 8 meter bridge on the hard asphalt
>get both my legs broken
>a few days later, get released from hospital and go home
>write this
So how did your Christmas go, anons?
