How can humans even compete?

with what? like, it's not enough for you that you can't even compete with your own species? you have to pretend that aliens are stealing your womens?

i've seen a lot of pathetic shit on 4chan in my time, dude, but this is like, some top 5 shit

>>25284639
By not being bald eggheads? Get bent, alien. You'll never be one of us.

they don't even have reproductive organs

>>25284818
i'll reproduce YOUR organs if you don't fuckin' watch it, human

>>25284639
>bald
>dyel
>literally smaller than most manlets

first i ayy lmao at u

then i ayy lmao at ur life u fag ayys

The XCOM project.

>>25284818
You clearly have not seen my massive Xenopenis

> be me
> be cruising the galaxy on a Quortifriday night
> land my mom's saucer on Earth
> walk in da club
> Stacy is sloppy drunk
> miring my naked hairless body, shredded as fuck
> levitate shit with my gravity ray
> Stacy wet as fuck
> she wants the P
> take her back to the mothership
> probe her for hours
> dissect her

Step up, betas.

UFO PORNOOOOOOOOOOO