with what? like, it's not enough for you that you can't even compete with your own species? you have to pretend that aliens are stealing your womens?

i've seen a lot of pathetic shit on 4chan in my time, dude, but this is like, some top 5 shit

>>25284639
By not being bald eggheads? Get bent, alien. You'll never be one of us.

they don't even have reproductive organs

>>25284818
i'll reproduce YOUR organs if you don't fuckin' watch it, human

>>25284639
>bald
>dyel
>literally smaller than most manlets

first i ayy lmao at u

then i ayy lmao at ur life u fag ayys

The XCOM project.

>>25284818
You clearly have not seen my massive Xenopenis

> be me
> be cruising the galaxy on a Quortifriday night
> land my mom's saucer on Earth
> walk in da club
> Stacy is sloppy drunk
> miring my naked hairless body, shredded as fuck
> levitate shit with my gravity ray
> Stacy wet as fuck
> she wants the P
> take her back to the mothership
> probe her for hours
> dissect her

Step up, betas.

UFO PORNOOOOOOOOOOO