so i finally decided to use those online dating apps. I eventually settled on MeetMe on iPad. Some of response made me laugh (in a im so pathetic even i fine it funny sort of way)
Most of the people ignore me but those who responds ill post them here
Pic related is my profile pic
>asian
>no smile
>nobody in background of picture
Your profile pretty much screams "antisocial loser who is trying to get a girlfriend now". Abort while you can.
>>25284471
Too late sempai
>>25284438
lurking, i see potential
>>25284508
lol please don't be real
>>25284508
What forward young women.
Fixedd, my pic
Kelp1
Kelp2
You look like you're from Singapore or some other place full of shitty asians.
>>25284438
>that face
>14.5cm dick
No sex for u, asian boy :3
Kelp3
are you for real op?
shave you disgusting fuck
Kelp4
The image is the okay.jpg guy
Kelp5
Kelp6
With this persistence I wouldn't be surprised if you found a bitch to fuck you
>>25284697
This. Keep at it OP, its a numbers game :^)
how do you even get this many matches?
OP, could you try this experiment again but with a chad as your profile pic?
Kelp7
Kelp8
How does meet me compare to like tinder or plenty of fish?
Kelp9
kek i'm putting the le meme faces on my phone too now
>>25284686
>stop sending me dirty pic thats nusty
why are women so bad at english?
>>25284768
Meetme allows me to chat without paying monies.
I couldnt register for tinder due to mobile phone verification issue, otherwise i wouldve used tinder
>>25284438
Are you elliot rodger's brother?
>>25284820
Kelp10
No
>>25284830
show ur dick
>>25284438
Your face has potential but you need to do something with a more interesting, aspirational background and wear nice clothes like a suit.
And your facial expression should be a bit nicer.
>>25284858
>>25284471
this basically
>using dating apps in the first place
look I'd help you out but if you're using dating apps and not just moving on with life then I can't help you at all
>>25284803
>Sorry I'm not looking for that sort of thingwith you
Have a slight smile in your picture. Shave that little pubestache. Maybe have your picture at a very slight angle, too.
Use Tinder if you just want some fuck. Every time you match a girl, say something like, "Damn, how about we grab some coffee sometime?"
I'm no more attractive than you, but I pounded some poon in under a week.
>>25284877
>I'm no more attractive than you, but I pounded some poon in under a week.
Why do faggots like yourself feel the need to lie? OP is one hideous fucking Asian that looks 13.
He would not get a single match on Tinder.
>>25284844
Its a 14.5cm dick hat looks like your typical japanese porn penis
These are the girls i msged. I think ive msged everyone i can in one night
Melp1
>>25284889
This. Have been on Tinder for two months and have yet to receive a match. On the verge of ending it if I am still a kissless virgin by 30.
>>25284508
kek
It'd probably be easier just to pay a prostitute
>>25284858
>>25284875
S-sorry
Melp2
asians just aren't cut out for dating apps desu
>>25284929
No one is, unless you're above average in the looks department and or rich.
>>25284908
Why don't you try meeting Indonesian women? They seem to want to meet you.
>>25284889
OP looks completely average. With a slight smile, the stache shaved, and dab of hair gel or something to keep himself from having such fluffy hair, he'd be laying pipe in 2 weeks tops.
>>25284916
What do you look like?
>>25284876
Thanks for making me kek
>>25284877
S-sorry
>>25284889
>that post
>that pepe
Topkeked
Melp3
>>25284929
As long as you look attractive, or cute, it's fine.
>tfw neither cyanide gas please ease me to sleep
>>25284625
>assume
dumb cunt
Downloading app now, will post results ugly friend
>>25284946
>OP looks completely average
Yeah, except he doesn't. Perhaps you should've asked your mother to buy you some glasses for Christmas you blind faggot.
>>25284908
Her face sums up this thread quite nicely.
>>25284983
I know a guy who looks just like OP and he married an 8/10 white chick.
White women with Asian fetishes exist, and OP could grab one if he didn't look depressed as fuck. Really, nothing about him is ugly and his biggest problems are the somber expression and poor photo.
>>25284983
I've known guys that look exactly like OP and had a gf. Sure they had money and confidence and 'personality' but they also had that nasty ass pedo stache and diminutive 5' stature.
>>25284711
>its a numbers game :^)
Ehhhht?
>>25284974
Godspeed friend
Kelp11
I just made an account on this app and I have no idea what's going on, who are they people?
>>25285059
They're sorted by distance from your location, the first person is the closest to you. Tinder is preferred, i cant use tinder due to reasons
>>25285078
>Yes dear
You gon' get rapedand stabbed
>>25285053
can you get people in trouble for racism on this site?
>>25285078
AW SNAP
I've sent messages out to a few of the best looking ones I could see
>>25285105
Dunno but i laughed with i read it
>>25285112
go for amy
>>25285078
show face
im not a fucking robot captcha
>>25285132
>>25285110
>>25285096
Pic of user
>>25284722
It has been done multiple times here, they always respond positively. It's even better when you get some average looking beta who puts effort into his profile and apply all PUA tricks and bullshit while writing to the girl then you have a Chad with no profile other than a pic who writes "yo DTF?" and he gets 100x better response.
>>25285160
Dirty fucking wogs strike again.
>>25284516
aui_2000?
>>25284877
>Every time you match a girl
Leave normalfag. If you're good looking enough to match with a girl you're not a robot.
>>25285112
>hey you looking to end the year with a bang
alpha
as
fuark
Kelp12
>>25284604
she won't bully
>>25284695
>not with you
with Chad then?
>>25285229
>"That would be wong of me"
World class banter.
Aussies never disappoint.
Messaging mostly qts with cringe top autist line with shitty expressionless photo while being Asian.
Gee I wonder why no ones saying yes. Consider getting a prostitute.
>>25285120
>>25285229
What kind of pics are you sending them?
9/10 thread OP thanks.
I'm like you except an average white guy and I always wondered what would happen if I did something like this.
>>25285288
Pls Explain
Fuck you filter
>>25285176
>aui_2000
Ill take that as a compliment
>>25285296
Ieduneurhvreiunv
>>25285334
You really are asianand autistic
despite the autism I would still give you major points for doing something 99% of robots are too pussy to
>>25285229
>that would be wong of me
>wong
>>25285370
>major points for doing something 99% of robots are too pussy to
Why would you even? It's fucking retarded.
If he actually went in expecting favorable results, that would make him a world class, clueless lost cause.
>>25285359
What does it mean please tell me
>>25285395
It's a pun because you're a ching chong chinaman.
Why would you put yourself through such rejection
>>25285394
the first step is losing the fear or approach, even if the approach is retarded.
I thought I was ugly freshman year, until I realized I just never talked to girls at all.
>>25285413
Honestly? when youre such a lost cause and theres nothing you can do, the only thing left is to laugh. So i do it knowing ill get rejected and get a laugh out of the more creative responses
>>25285425
>thought I was ugly
>turned out I'm actually chadface
>BAZINGA
>pussy robots you just gotta try and have confidence
>>25285455
>the more creative responses
The only creative response thus far was the wong one.. They're just bluntly telling you no, mang
>>25285455
you should go full autist on them after htey reject you desu. for example tell this bitch she's a slut
>>25285462
I mean the harsh and reactive comments are the ones that really sets me off e.g. >>25285053
I found out she just took a screenshot of my profile and posted onto her account..welp
>>25285552
>DeMoNcHiLd :p
>>25285590
oh god. what am I witnessing
This is painful
Kelp13
>>25285455
>already have a lot
I highly doubt it with that busted ass face
>>25285631
Maybe you should meet Malaysian women instead? You could find a woman of your dreams, safely and reliably.
Kelp14
>>25285639
She was propbably just being facetious
Hey OP, I would just like to let you know, you are brave as hell to do this m8, as soon as I got a single match on Tinder I deleted that shit
I hope you get sex man
>>25285654
Im just msging everyone within 30km
>>25285336
perhaps you'll find a group of guys to use you and then dump you as well
>>25285663
Stacey what the fuck, engaged and shamelessly on tinder where one of moneymachine-husband's friends could easily see
>>25284792
Because they don't need intelligence, knowledge or skills of any kind to be succesful in life.
>>25285395
I-i felt that
>>25285229
>plz respond
>milady
>>25285120
Ahhh shit, thats harsh
>>25284604
Literally would have gotten laid with the second message. Stupid slant eye.
Holy shit dude I'm also a Chinese Australian guy but I look much fucking better than you, so tinder pretty much helped me lose my virginity. don't be desperate enough to get some 15/16 year old because there's plenty of those masquerading as 18 year olds to date each other in Sydney
800m, thats half a mile for you americans. She probably wont even remember my face by tomorrow
>>25285666
Umm thanks?
>>25285714
Do you still go to high school?
>>25285782
holy shit, this girl is actually giving him a chance
>>25285782
proof that just doing stupid overconfident shit can get you laid
fuck
>>25285782
YES!!!
GET HER, THOMAS
FUCKING GET HER
>>25285782
Whoa, well done OP. If your autism won't screw this up, you might be banging a Nicki Minaj lookalike this New Year's!
OP, "Hello would you like to have casual sex with me?" comes off as beta as fux
you should ask them "ayy bby wanna fuck?" instead
>>25285666
>not getting drunk as fuck to get the courage to use tinder
>>25285816
this has been known
people tell autists to be confident and they scream "b-but i am confident i almost looked a girl in the eye"
How can you be sure you arent going to get a sexy disease or something? I heard some women have lice in their vagina hair?
>>25285848
>nicki minaj look alike
>no tits or ass
>only similarity is the horse face
missing the point of nicki minaj tbqh
>>25285878
Well she does look like minaj pre-surgery
>>25285869
Normies all have diseases and just tell each other they don't or that's normal. Like 9/10 sexually active people has some form of hpv.
>>25285782
>>25285782
I'm proud anon
If it doesn't work out you can come to Cairns for new years and get rejected by girls up here in the flesh with me.
>>25285782
wheres the fucking update op, stop being a faggot
>tfw OP left to fug a grill
>>25286225
i really hope he did because this thread was enough to make me want neck up... i dont even know what i just read.. i hope this is troll, i really do.
>>25285915
why would any self-respecting man want to fuck that piece of plastic?
>>25286415
>self-respecting men
>/r9k/
>>25285229
>that would be wong of me
Fucking annihilated
>>25284571
you look like asian indonesian chinese? what a faggot.. get a life sucker..
No fair OP, doesn't australia have more girls than guys in many parts of the continent? Girls in the US would rather share a chad than go for betas.
>>25285782
You guys do realize this is a tranny right? Not hating, I've fucked my fair share of trannies, but that is 100% a tranny.
>>25286597
oh shit i just checked that pic, OP is in for one hell of a ride
>>25285112
>Well Hello Hello
Stop OP this just too much. I cant laugh anymore than I already am I'll hurt something
op update im dying here
UPADTE OP
UPDATE MR WONG
Op here nothing happened. The image i posted was her last response
>>25286577
Let me guess. You're Northern Chinese?
>>25286968
she wants a picture of your dick
>>25286968
op buddy, whats your family like, how old are you and whats your social circle like?
>>25286968
are you korean?
>>25286968
WHY HELLO HELLO
an asian man getting laid in australia is probably like the most difficult thing ever
aus women are racist to the core zyzz was proof of that
>>25287010
I wouldnt say we're a warm family but we're bearable. Im 25. I havent had a social circle since high school
>>25286968
you idiot, just send her another dick pic but with a different angle
why are you actively ruining your chances? you did the same with this girl >>25284604
>>25284508
man just look up hookers. this is pathetic, especially since you're using a pic with your own face. chances are one of those women will screenshot it and send it to her friends to laugh at what a megathirster you are.
>>25287047
How is Zyzz proof of that?
>>25287113
he killed himself with steroids just to get some female attention?
>>25287047
Zyzz was white himself though.
>>25287133
zyzz wasn't white
he was some weird armenian kurdish mix
>>25287088
I didnt send her a dick pic the first time. I only sent another pic of myself
>>25287024
Chinese, of guangdong and guanxi descent
>>25287156
Still Caucasian.
>>25287161
I think you look reasonably attractive. Get a more fashionable haircut though
>>25287172
thats called a leb wog hybrid
When people start to understand that the best way to get girls is by going out to meetups and clubs, not trying to do it on the fucking internet where all of them are hoes or prostitutes?
>>25287067
ok your really gana need to start trying to pick up some social skills or your going to make your self miserable , at your age its not uncommon to desire a partner so dont feel weird. your really going to have to work on how you approach people in general then learn how to distinguish between approaching men and approaching women. i would even sugest you find a clinical psychologist and look in to cognitive behavioral therapy if this is all serious, you seem to posses the social skills of a 15 year old and that is not ment to be offencive. by all means talk to random girls this is a good thing, but you cant get any wear with "lets fuck", get a pic of your self while your doing something and dont force a smile but get a pic at a happy time, compliment them tell them why you chose to msg them (i.e those eyes, that body) and then be straight up with them, "i'd love to hook up some time, r u down?' your ot gana get in over night but for god sake think about what your saying and try to remember that your talking to another human being who thinks and feel very much like you. GOD SPEED YOU AUTIST
>>25287088
Also this is what the other woman looked like.
>>25285663
>engaged
>responding to dating site messages
Honestly, fuck women. I guarantee you she would have been up for it if he was a chad
>>25287212
T-thanks sempai
>>25287227
jezuz
if that's the best you can do just go to prostitute instead
Kelp14
>>25287295
What she was referring to
Only noticed username after the fact
>>25287295
>>25287318
ok you have a conversation going but its not about anything relevent so you need to shift to something that is, like a comman intrest, do youy live in the same area? might your pathes have crossed before tell her your a bit weird and shy and dam shes hot ect then try to CHILL and just chat for a bit with her, ask her how her day was ect
>>25287361
>female
keks, OP got almost baited
>>25287362
I only asked because my brother did herbalife with his gf for 1 year before they realised they were being brainwashed and cucked then got out of it
>>25287424
what the fuck is herballife or what ever? also dont come off desperate and or clingy, try to get her to laugh
>>25287463
Its a MLM. aka. Legitimised pyramid scheme
>>25284438
>tfw black
>have same exact eyes as OP
Op pls b yrself
>>25287583
but that's his problem, he is too much himself
>>25287227
She's 22. How the fuck is that possible?
Fucking vile.
>>25284438
femanon here. you're a nice looking guy don't worry about the responses.
only tips i have:
a) smile. think of something that makes you genuinely happy when you do a pic so you get a natural smile. makes you look nicer & more approachable.
b) are those acne scars or active acne? if it is active see a dermatologist or something, if not, try getting something to help them heal and fade. not bad, but it would help.
ur not pathetic at all, definitely above average.
