How do i become a sith lord /r9k/?
>>>/b/
why post this here anyways senpai
text and drive
Apparently be either a:
>Decrepit old man
>Angsty teen
but then you gotta get good with a sword, then again, you'd know all about that wouldn't you? sure hope that katana you bought 5 years ago when you were really into anime was worth it
Find a sith lord or be found by a sith lord. He or she will train you. Eventually you will take over for them, possibly by killing them. Then you can take your own apprentice.
>>25283869
don't. being a Sith must really suck. think about it.
>apply for Korriban Academy
>backstabbing assholes everywhere
>probably get killed by an edgy normie student or even a teacher there
>power imbalance within the force
>things are not in order
>try to justify "le dark force is ebin xD" meme
>even though is essentially self-harm and self-destruction
>start becoming physically and mentally ill
>but "le dark force" is fine, amirite, r-rite? :(
also, have you read the life stories of Naga Sadow and other faggots like Bane and stuff?
they are all insane, power-hungry douchebags. they don't live the good life, but only shitty edge.
being a Jedi at least makes you feel at peace.
>>25283952
This.
Being a jedi is all about being at peace with yourself and a nice person, while being a sith is more like being a normie that gets angry over anything
>MY GF IS DED SO IM SITH
>MY DAD FORGOT ABOUT ME NOW IM SITH
>Both regret their choice and fail at everything
>>25283952
thanks for getting it
Korriban academy has to be the most insufferable place. I imagine that most of the students are so fucked up by the time they leave that they don't even realize how messed up the dark side makes them.
>>25283990
it's also the shitty dark force corruption. do you wanna look attractive and vivid or like a monster with yellow eyes and black adders all over your pale skin? shit sucks dog-bollocks.
>>25284019
yeah. I know what Korriban is like because I played that Old Republic Star Wars MMO and KotoR2 which also featured Korriban. that place is not healthy or beneficial for anyone. In these games it was an accurate reflection of what it actually would be like studying there.
>>25283952
Are you kidding me?
Conflict and competition is essential for growth and power.
Korriban is a Utopia for anyone who doesn't want to be a worthless sack of shit. Only a weak son of a bitch would be all "wah this place is mean."
>>25284061
my point is that they are shooting themselves in the fucking leg, in case you haven't noticed.
>>25284061
>conflict and competition is essential for growth and power
>a group that constantly infights to the point of harming and killing off members of its own is certainly going to perform better than its competitors!
this is why the academy was disbanded you mong
>>25284107
>>25284091
And yet the guy who climbs to the top of the ladder keeps ending up the secret lord of the universe.
The filth and jedi swarm at him like insects, yet his sharp mind and body from years of testing makes him prevail.
>>25284136
Just like in real life, where only the most ruthless, intelligent and able climb the corporate ladder and become billionaires above the law.
While you cuddle faggots eat toothpaste on bread.
>>25284136
*tips red laser-sword*
Post a hundred REEEEEEEEEE threads a day until you become one.
>>25283869
>tfw will never duel and kill someone with a retarded lightsaber
>>25284152
>>25284136
So, when did all the ultra-competitive edgelords start flocking to this board again?
>>25284362
I'm not one, I just don't willingly blind myself from reality.
>>25284362
Keep crying hugbox loving normalshit. Maybe you'll feel better if you go somewhere with upvotes.
>>25283952
OUT OUT OUT ALL THE JEDI NORMALFAGS GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25284152
>ruthless, intelligent, and able
and then proceed to wreck the economy, shill destructive social standards that leave kids developmentally stunted, destroy the environment, pump damaging chemicals into the water supply and the air, fuck decent people out of retirement, promote overgrowth in order to shackle people to debt and leave them in poverty their entire lives
at least you're willing to say you're evil now, but you forget the part where after all that you leave the rest to your spoiled children. and you don't have lightsabers yet.
>>25284396
>new world order normalshill invading my board
>>25283869
You're shitlord already. Isn't that enough for you OP ?
>>25283952
>build death star
>blown up
>build death star V2, indestructable
>blown up
>fuck what could we possibly do now?
>Build death star v3
>sith logic
>>25283880
underrated meme
>>25284061
Those things just bring suffering.
The government should provide everyone with everything they need so there can be peace.
Sidious seemed pretty content with being a Sith. Probably the only character in the prequels with any legitimate passion for anything, fucker just loves being evil. It also stands to reason that if you were learned enough in the force you could use it to make yourself appear younger. What do you guys think of the Darth Jar Jar theory?
>>25284645
I think Lucas doesn't have the brainpower to be subtle.
Jar Jar was exactly as he appeared.
>>25284678
Even with Jar Jar's voice actor making comments about the original intent of the character having just now been discovered and how Lucas apparently made "big changes" to the story after fan criticism of Jar Jar? In all likelihood you're probably right but it would have been a hell of a twist if he was revealed to be a Sith Lord.
>>25283990
all the jedi fighting you see in the movies is basically the exception to the rule. jedi are supposed to be diplomats, so its actually a pretty cozy job
>>25284061
easy to say that from the comfort of your own home. lets see how you talk after a week in the academy (assuming youre even still alive)
>you will never be an unhappy and unwilling sith apprentice being abused by your master until you have to reach out to the dark side like he wants
>>25284453
Pls.
If not for their mad ambition, we would all be playing with our dicks in mud huts and dying of dysentery, before the Chinese come and rape our women and steal our mudcakes.
>>25283869
Just kill your father Han Solo.
>>25285056
>implying most advances aren't due to people trying to deliver an unrealistic utopian standard of living for everybody
>crop modification saving billions of lives, hygiene, the invention of vaccines for the seasonal diseases that wiped out countless lives throughout history, labor laws
>all of those things, thanks to the JEDI
just to let you know: madness is mental illness
>>25285083
Nice try to claim credit, do nothing rag wearing Jedi.
It's all thanks to the struggle for money.
>>25285137
>manmade climate change
>pornography + internet addiction
>real estate
>these are the domains of the SITH
that was parody you false-dichotomy pushing shitcunt
