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How was your day, /r9k/?

>be me
>avid /r9k/ user
>decide to go outside for the first time in 3 years
>haven't showered for 2 years
>ohwell.jpg
>im out of cheetos
>bought 3 years worth of cheetos a while back because i didnt want to deal with the normies
>go outside
>go to my local supermarket
>as soon as i enter, everyones face goes sour
>not sure why, but i do the same
>people complain of bad smell
>fucking wish people would smell better, dumbass normies
>go to the confectioneries isle
>buy 10kg worth of candy that i'll probably eat in one sitting in a few hours
>go to register
>tell the lady im buying all this candy
>she says "wow thats a lot of candy"
>tell her to shut the fuck up because shes a disgusting normal person and she should be more like me
>cant respond to me over the apparent stench in the store, i still cant smell it
>dont bother paying for the candy and leave
>go back to my apartment
>its the attic in my mothers house
>she greets me with a tear in her eye
>she goes to the loungeroom and starts crying
>whatever.png
>ascend to my attic
>eat all the candy in a matter of 30 minutes
>jerk off to underaged furry porn
>go on /r9k/
>rant about normies and how im superior to them
>go to bed