I went to a strip joint today for the first time and I gotta say....
I completely understand how men can lose all their money in there now. Holy shit, it was so fucking excited.
There's nothing like the feeling of tits being pushed into your face while your dick gets rubbed on. Staring at bare tight pussy mere centimeters from your nose is hypnotic.
I only wish I had gone with more money, I only had enough for one dance with the hottest one after a little bit of Keno and after getting tricked into buying the ugliest one a damn 15 dollar drink. Definitely gonna go back and take one in the back room next time.
Any tips from you fellows for the next time, to act more natural and not get as taken advantage of?
CHAD GO HOME
>>25280439
the chads were all over by the pole, that was way too cool for me
Remember they're all just fucking animals, no better than that dog you hit with your SUV.
just literally knowing you are getting scammed and you still want more?
>>25280477
it's one hell of a high, man
>>25280424
>while your dick gets rubbed on
watch out for dem std's my man
women are like vermin nowadays
You have to buy drinks for the strippers? I wouldn't even buy a $15 drink for myself.
>>25280424
>There's nothing like the feeling of tits being pushed into your face while your dick gets rubbed on. Staring at bare tight pussy mere centimeters from your nose is hypnotic
So basically you get teased to death and then go home with blue balls?
>>25280512
I got scammed man, I was too beta to do anything but pay
>>25280516
OP is a textbook example of a literal cucck
every time i went to the strip club i thought it was fake and terrible, but then again, i've been with actual women that i didn't have to pay to get naked
>>25280424
old hags aren't tight
>>25280477
This is what keeps me from loving strip clubs
>go to club with bros
>looking for some casual drinking and tit seeing
>sketchy nigger stripper won't leave me alone
>all the other girls but one are pretty wack looking
>said nigger tries to scam me into a private room dance
>nigger keeps bothering me
>nigger keeps bothering me
It was a bummer
>>25280581
she was in her 20s, and she looked great
>>25280424
Name of girl in picture ?
>>25280511
The dubs of honesty
>>25280636
Women in their 20s are old hags you moron, and look like trash.
>>25280670
she was pretty hot for a stripper, but you're too stubborn
besides what does it matter how "hag"ish they are when you can't see anything but their tits smashing into your eyes
>>25280771
Nope, all women over 16 are hags.
There are no 'hot' hags.
Sagging pancakes aren't erotic.
>>25280882
what aboutfake tits?
>>25280901
same thing, still pancakes.
>>25280424
I found my one and only trip to the titty bar to rather over-rated. Don't get me wrong, having boobs rubbed in my face and having her grind herself all over me was pretty cool, but then the music ended. And there I am whipping out the money as she puts her clothes back on. It was kinda a killjoy moment for me. I got another dance later to see if it was any different, but no it was the same. Don't see a return in my future.
>>25280516
That's how I feel too. May as well get an hour massage instead if you want some human touch.
>>25280648
riley reid i believe
>i enjoy looking at women who would never fuck me and are only there for money
This is the path down cuckold fetishtry, not the 4chan meme cucks shit but actually real cuck shit. Enjoy you fucking cuck. You're going home with pre-cum covered shorts and she's laughing all the way to the bank.
>>25280424
>Staring at bare tight pussy mere centimeters from your nose is hypnotic.
>tight
mate...
>>25280882
>all women over 16 are hags.
Listen to the dubs of wisdom here!
I swear women nowadays are all used up and disgustingly ugly by the time they are 20. It's incredible how modern lifestyles and hormones in food have changed nature. 14 year olds of today look like porn stars and 25 year olds look like my mom.
OP I'm glad you enjoyed the experience, but don't spend so much on it, because you receive virtually NOTHING in exchange for your monetary wealth. It's basically a pleasant way of robing you.
>>25280424
Weird.
I hate strip clubs. Only went once and spent the whole time thinking about how much more attractive I am than all the girls there and how pointless it all is.
I can't fuck em. I can't take out my dick and masturbate to them. I can pay them em an absurd amount of money to grind on me without a lot of clothes but its not like I can't do that with a random at a party.
Idk, I have a gf and I enjoy cuddling with her more than anything else.
Sex is cool and fun for about 15 minutes but after I cum its just meh and I want to go back to cuddling.
Am I asexual?
>>25280424
Her pussy looks like a tarantula
2spooky/10
>>25280424
>giving your money to roasties ever
hahahahahaha you know women are using their sexually to manipulate you into extracting your resources
>>25280439
>>25280424
>>25280492
>>25280511
>Chads at strip clubs
>buying strippers drinks
>getting stds from a lapdance
Are you guys trolling or legitimately retarded?
Fuck, I can't even tell anymore...
>give money for girls to take their clothes off
You can get that shit for free on the internet.
You are literally giving money to single mothers, slut roasties, and women's studies community college scum and encouraging their degenerate lifestyle of living life on easy mode.
>>25281074
>>25281087
WTF @ both pics
I don't even...
>>25281120
>encouraging their degenerate lifestyle of living life on easy mode.
How do you feel about NEETs?
>>25281138
Welcome to 4chan.
Remember, you're here forever.
>>25281120
>life on easy mode.jpg
if this is real, I will jump from my roof tonight
>>25281176
you better get going then
>>25281161
NEETs don't make bank like strippers and camwhores do.
>>25281176
It's real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xq-1dXZYjE
>>25281176
It's plenty real.
There are tons of stupid men who will gladly fork over their dollars to attractive young women for a little attention.
I never really understood the mindset behind it but I've never been so unattractive or beta as to want for female attention like a thirsty ass nigga
>>25281278
>I never really understood the mindset behind it
Maybe if I give this girl $10,000 she's realize what a great guy I am and she'll be my girlfriend!
>>25281266
>what are NEETbux
>>25281306
>Girl who lives half-way across the country, is ten years younger and does this professionally (i.e. has dozens of other men competing for the exact same thing)
That's some serious delusion m80
It's a shame everywhere' always shaven, they need to get some girls with pubes
>>25281341
>delusion
Well, no shit
The best times I've had at strip clubs are on Sunday afternoons.
The girls I've danced with then seem to actually enjoy me touching them.
I don't go very often though. Even though I had a great time last time I just haven't gotten the urge to go again.
>>25280424
What's the fucking point? You can get order a callgirl for less than the cost of entry + a couple of drinks + a dance.
>>25282172
That's false.
Here a call girl is $200 for one hour of fun. $200 at a strip club lets you have fun for a longer period of time.
>>25282172
this is illegal, you know.
at least in most places.
>>25282199
Not in Mexico (if you're an Amerifag) or Germoney (if you're a Britcuck).
>>25282197
Depends on the region, class of call girl and a bevvy of other variables.
You can def go a lot higher or a lot lower.
Just depends.
Pic unrelated.
>spends money on women
>doesn't even get to fuck them
>>25282297
nigger I don't have the money to go to fucking Mexico
>>25282297
That tweet is actually really fucking funny
>>25282321
I don't want to fuck them I just want company and to cuddle some. At a strip club that's exactly what I get.
Fucking someone with a condom would just make me feel like a cuck.
>Blow all your money getting teased
Blow all your money on your girl, not some blue balling paid dancer who won't remember you the next day
>>25282352
>I don't want to fuck them I just want company and to cuddle some.
Nigga you need a girlfriend. Find a sweet girl m8
I have a corean (as in born and raised there) gf and I've found that I can be far more stereo typically beta around her than I could around my past American gfs and not have her turn into a raging cunt.
I hate to sound like a mgtow/manosphere guru but foreign girls man...
>>25282380
>your girl
>>25282199
>at least in most places.
Actually prostitution is legal in most counties.
Besides which callgirls/escorts charge you by the hour for their time - there is no mention of paying for sex.
>25282297
>Not in Mexico (if you're an Amerifag) or Germoney (if you're a Britcuck).
Prostitution is, and always has been, legal in Britain.
>>25282380
>>25282404
>blowing money on your girl
>not going dutch
>not having her buy you shit
m8s, I hope your not b8ing me....
>>25280424
>paying to get blue balled
Is this the most beta thing ever?
>>25282424
I meant in most places in Amedica
>>25282352
>I don't want to fuck them I just want company and to cuddle some
Wow, that's pathetic.
>>25282390
>Nigga you need a girlfriend. Find a sweet girl m8
Yeah I do...
>tfwnogf
>I can be far more stereo typically beta around her than I could around my past American gf
My ex internet gf was a white English girl and she stopped showing interest in me after I fell in love with her and stopped being mean to her all the time. Maybe you're right I need a qtasaingf.
>>25282430
>m8s, I hope your not b8ing me....
This is /r9k/, you nigger. 99% of us have never had a gf.
>>25282439
>>25282390
Yes I know it's pathetic. Yes I know I need a gf. Yes I know it's sad that I'm still a virgin at 26.
What the fuck board is this though, you shouldn't be surprised a robot is like this.
>>25282197
>lets you
nigger i may be an incel beta but im no cuck.
if im having sex it'll be on my own merits. i wont settle for club rats who have a high chance of carrying STDs.
Losing your virginity to a prostitute is worse than being a virgin. Most hookers have extremely low standards. In her mind she doesn't love you, she's just exploiting her vagina for financial gain. You let your hormones get the better of you, and actually convinced yourself that you're less beta for paying a female to have sex with you, when she never would have otherwise.
>>25282437
>I meant in most places in Amedica
Well you should have specified that, dumb fucking burger. The world doesn't consist of the USA, Canada, and Mexico even if your average clapping-enthusiast thinks so.
>>25282489
>Losing your virginity to a prostitute is worse than being a virgin
I lost my virginity to a callgirl at the age of 18, because I'd sooner be dead than a virgin past that age - 18 is already embarrassingly late. I didn't get laid without paying for it until i was 25, and I'd fucked 19 whores by that time.
>>25282489
As I said I'm not trying to go there to have sex, I'm not trying to lose my virginity to a whore.
I just want some cuddling and some company. I already explained this.
![ray-liotta-laughing-in-goodfellas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Do50U4T.jpg "ray-liotta-laughing-in-goodfellas[1].jpg")
>>25282538
>I just want some cuddling and some company.
kek
>I'm not trying to lose my virginity to a whore.
You haven't realized that ALL women are whores yet? Women do not have sex for free - they either do it for money (outright prostitution, marrying a guy to leech off, divorcing and raping him for alimony), free food (dating - how many women split the bill?), or to acquire social status (fucking a celebrity/chad).
Outright prostitution is actually the most honest sexual relationship you can have with a woman.
>>25282430
>>25282390
BIG WHITE COCK
>>25282456
:(
>>25282450
Unfortunately that's true with a lot of Western girls.
Ultimately you can change yourself or the girls you pursue.
I've done both and over the long run the latter is much better. I have a very stressful job and when I come home at night I need a confidant who can hold me and see and hear me at my most vulnerable as much as I need a gf for anything else.
I can't have some cunt who needs to be kept on a short leash and who's constantly playing games with me. I can do it. I've done it in the past but it eats up entirely too much time and effort to be worth while.
>>25282481
Don't get too down on yourself. Half the time I want to cuddle more than I want to fuck and I'm sure there are plenty of people out there like that too.
As for the age thing I come from a very religious family where it's expected that you remain a virgin until marriage. Obviously I didn't go through with it but I have a 23 year old virgin brother who's very fit and attractive (no homo) and he's pursuing a PhD in environmental science.
In his case he's had plenty of gfs (and is considering getting married soon) so his virginity is entirely by choice. I don't know how much better that'd make you feel but I think its worth noting that plenty of people don't care nearly as much about how many sexual partners you have or how late you lost your virginity as /r9k/ does.
In the real world a very sizeable portion of the population actually thinks that fewer sexual partners and losing your virginity later is actually a good thing (for men as well as women)
>>25282631
>You haven't realized that ALL women are whores yet
I've heard it said, but I don't believe it.
Geez why are people on r9k bullying me for being beta. I thought I could escape from that stuff here.
>>25282631
>Women do not have sex for free
You need to get out more dude
>t. guy who's had sex for free. No strings attached. No getting to know the girl. No buying her things. No relationship beyond a purely physical one.
>>25282650
Thanks man. That post cheered me up a bit.
>needs to be kept on a short leash and who's constantly playing games with me
Bleh I know that feeling :(
>>25282700
>You need to get out more dude
No, U!
>>25283095
>robot robot cuck away fuck your mom another day
>went to a strip club with a couple of friends on vacation(the titty bars at home are pretty shit)
>found a 18/19yo old stripper with my ideal body type (petite with nice ass and smaller perky boobs) and got a dance from her
>it was the most unenthusiastic lapdance I've ever recieved
>she rolled her eyes a couple of times
>took her a minute to take off her bra
>only got to see her pussy for like 30 seconds (she didn't even gyrate it at me)
>she ended it exactly when the song ended
>pretty much threw my cash at her without tip and darted back to our table.
Almost ruined the night for me desu
>>25281338
Nowhere near what camwhores make. My NEETbux can't even cover groceries and rent and my food and lodging is as cheap as it gets.
>>25281120
This is what has impressed me most about modern life.
Back only 10 years ago (hell probably less than that), if a girl wanted to make money on the internet they'd go for cam sites.They'd lose their dignity to make some cash which was fine given how much they made. The real pros would have to do really degrading shit to earn top doller.
Fast forward to now and they don't even have to take a sock off to make money. Just play a video game and look pretty. Legit semi-pro cam girls decided to move over to stream instead because they were making less money.
I am impressed, amazed and a little frustrated this is how it all works now.
>>25282650
that cant be real
un0r1g1n4l11
>>25280424
Strip clubs are degenerate, you shouldn't go to them.
>>25281118
Awww poor doggie
>>25283477
I showed it to my gf who's korean.
She just said she thought the racist pop star was super pretty.
>tfw can get away with saying shit like "we need to deport all of those smelly niggers to Liberia" and "aryan masterrace" while making out with gf
>tfw we still end up fugging
feels patrician m80
>>25283506
>tfw no obese middle aged bitch to suck his doggie penis while he watches niggerball on the flatscreen
;____;
>>25283541
is your gf korean?
>>25281306
It's more like those crushes on girls you had in elementary school. Where you would literally do anything for that girl. Except these are grown men that never learned how evil women can be.
>>25281074
>Sex is cool and fun for about 15 minutes but after I cum its just meh and I want to go back to cuddling.
>Am I asexual?
Of course not, you dingus. After you ejaculate, it takes some time until you get in the mood again. For most people, at least. I have a very low refractory period, but many people just can't go again immediately after going for it.
Remember, if you get an erection to something, you're not asexual. Asexuals are a myth and those who claim to be asexual are just deluding themselves.
