>he's so tall and handsome as hell
>he's so tall and handsome
>he's so tall
>so tall
>tall
>TALL
>TALL
>TALL
>TALL
hey it's that chick from the heart of glass video
i've had a crush on her since the '80s
>>25280141
>hear that every day on the radio
>can't help but laugh
Born inferior. Work 'till you die. Support the life of those born superior and privileged. Don't kill them.
She also talks about his gorgeous head of hair.
I'm bald, a manlet, and ugly. Taylor Swift wouldn't like me just because genetics fucked me.
>>25280141
>>25280189
>>25280192
>>25280194
amazing, it's as if nobody likes short bald dudes
what an incredible concept that has never been broached on this board before
>>25280141
is that really how the lyrics go? tall 5 times in a row?
>>25280228
i-i like short bald dudes
brian eno is one of my favorite musicians
Anyone else ever think that these songs are deliberately engineered to implant ideas into impressionable young people? I wonder how many girls now only want tall Chads because they've heard Taylor Swift sing about them a million times.
>Video about impossible ideal male seen by 300 million people on youtube
>feminists can't shut the fuck up about unfair beauty standards in obscure video games
please just let me see it all die
It's funny because in the music video the male love interest is played by Scott Eastwood who is about as tall as taytay herself
>>25280245
Yeah, after that the song goes into tirade into the genetic inferiority of short men
>>25280228
what? everybody likes short bald dudes
and very few people think that short bald dudes should be kept in cages
>>25280141
>tfw in a couple years girls will be cheerily singing about how guys must be 9 inches long cock wise
>>25280332
>>25280349
This desu senpai.
Guys are held to the same standards as women now a days. I used to see guys being guys and walking around in t-shirt and jeans. Now a days on my university campus everyones a major fuccboi.
Fuccboi styled haircut: shaved on sides with whatever gay ass shit they want on top. You can tell they spend hours styling it.
Fuccboi hipster clothing with expensive leather shoes with a thick sole because most of them are insecure manlets, probably because of constant height remarks in the media.
It's just fucking gross man.
>>25280228
This sounds like a reddit post
>>25280141
>Cuz you know I like the playas and you like the game
>Cuz you know I the playas
>playas
>playas
>assholes
I've always thought that Taylor Swift was rather gross desu
>ugly face
>no ass
>no tittys
>>25280445
Not really
Tall and handsome has been a thing since like forever..
>>25280141
She's talking about a specific ex boyfriend
To be completely fair, Swift is something like 5'10". So she would be around 6'1"-6'3" in heels.
It's not like she's some 4'10 bitch demanding a 6'2" Chad, she kind of has a reason.
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>>25280770
That wont stop 4'10 Stacys from singing it
>>25280770
Those 4'10-5'2 bitches are the ones who care more about 6 feet + bfs than any other type of woman.
>>25280141
What is wrong with wanting a tall guy? Guys don't want far girls. It's not like we want those guys as tall as nba.players, just 6 foot would do and a good personality is the most important thing
>>25282540
*fat sorry ^~^
>>25280141
What surprises me is the so called tall guy is actually 5'11.
Manlets. When will they learn
Honestly with the mental profile of this board I think even if everyone here was 6'3 and handsome we would still be losers
>>25281191
This desu. Girls like confidence
>>25282623
>when will they learn
>when will they learn
>that their actions have consequences
>>25282540
>Just 6 foot would do
> But personality is the most important thing
>I won't fuck you unless your in the top 20% of height
>But personality is the most important thing
>Just 6 foot would do
>Just 6 foot
>be 6'0"
>never knew about the struggles of being a manlet prior to neo-/r9k/
>now whenever I see a dwarf in real life I instantly think he must post on /r9k/
>Heaven can't help me now
>Heaven can't help me now
>Heaven can't help me now
>can't help me
>help me
Tay Tay confirmed Illuminati inductee
>>25280349
Please refer to post no. >>25280770
>>25283050
>the haters gonna hate hate hate
>the haters gonna hate hate hate
>the haters gonna
>the haters
>>25280141
I felt the same way when i heard it on the radio. I should've known it was Talor Swift, all her songs are about Chads. But whatever, i don't find her attractive anyway.
being tall does not automatically make you Chad. remember that.
source: being a foreveralone tall guy.
She'd be really attractive if she had a nice body, too bad she's flat as fuck, at least she has a pretty face.
>>25283253
>he's so tall and handsome as hell
>tall and handsome as hell
>handsome as hell
>handsome
>HANDSOME
>HANDSOME
>HANDSOME
Remember, you need literally everything
>>25280448
now you know what it's like being a woman
constant trends, makeup, hair dye, fashion, etc
>>25283354
And yet they still aren't held to any of the responsibilities that men are held to
I don't understand the "Taylor swift is hot" meme
>giraffe
>no ass
>no tits
>is a total moron (ref: being brainwashed by Lena Dunham into becoming a feminist shill)
>singing career is based on teenage drama
Disgusting. The fact that she'd be as tall as me in heels is...repugnant
>>25283444
Honestly she is a good 7/10. Over rated, but doesn't me she isn't qt. I would be down if I had the opportunity.
>>25282540
You can lose weight.
You can't make yourself taller.
>>25283494
I like her face but find her body just...not attractive at all. I like qt short girls with big butts
eh, I guess I'm glad to not be a manlet either way
>>25280141
Damn it feels good to be 6'2" also I am technically obese but look it.
Just a daily reminder that as long as you have a good personality you will find true love.
Might as well say
>He's so genetically superior and highly capable of ensuring my genetic code's survival
Who the fuck even cares at this point. Tips fedora or not we really are just an accident, nothing more than complex systems in a series of complex systems (ex: the fucking universe). Just do drugs and eat fast food, or whatever will make you happy till death.
>>25280249
Yeah I live smashing pumpkins
>>25280471
Well OP did definitely see the post about this on /r/short
>>25280141
>be in semi good mood
>driving in car running errands
>turn on radio
>"He's so tall and handsome as hell"
>instantly feel suicidal and entire week is ruined with depression and self hate
>I will never be loved or be sexually successful
>why do I keep living? what's the point?
>>25280228
Wow, a smug circlejerky comment. I bet nobody ever posted one of these before.
>>25280228
Are you retarded? We all know women hate short and unattractive men (excuse my redundancy) that's why it is so shitty to be a manlet, that's why /r9k/ exists as it does, that's why men are giving up on society because they've been genetically cursed and will never be wanted or valued like a normal man.
That's right short ugly men, give up all hope, we only want guys that are tall and handsome as hell <3 all of your biological and mental drives to get with an attractive woman are just a burden to you since it will never happen, you might as well castrate yourself and accept your fate and a worthless little freak that women are repulsed by even though your intrinsic drive is to make them happy and support them and satiate your deep sexual needs. But nope, fuck you. Just don't blame anyone else or become a rapist, that'd be bad mm'kay
>>25284506
Sad thing is this is actually how women feel. But they don't tell that to the inferior guys so they don't lose hope and slave away for normie society. I'm rather gonna drop out and live like a hermit.
>>25284149
>age is just a damn numberbloxxxxx
you're all little bitches. if course they're going to choose an attractive genetically superior person to Fuck with.
that's the whole point of the human race. breeding genetically superior animals every cycle.
you guys are the anomalies. the result of a bad blood line.
pathetic little beta bitches.
>>25280360
tbf she's pretty tall
>>25280360
Scott Eastwood is the next standard men will have to subject themselves to, if you don't look like him you are considered ugly or settling.
>>25280141
swift is pretty tall for a female so I'm not surprised
>she also frequently wears heels
god it must suck to be a manlet and be a fan of swift
>>25284365
insist on trigger warning to local radio stations.
>>25280249
>tfw no gf to curl up in bed with and listen to apollo: atmospheres & soundtracks
Why live.
>>25284851
>god it must suck to be a manlet
You're probably not wrong.
>Taylor Swift.
>Real Music.
>Choose one.
>>25282540
I'm 6 foot and I feel like a manlet. Girls certainly don't care about my height.
daily reminder that if you are under 6ft 4 then you are a mountain dwarf
>>25285126
Same here, 6'0 but live in NW Europe where 6'0 is the bare minimum to not be a manlet
>>25284603
If this is bait, try harder.
If not, please kill yourself.
>caring about what an A lister moneywhore like taylor swift finds attractive
Gee, a turbostacy mainstream pop singer slut will settle for nothing less than a 10/10 turbochad, what a surprise.
