I'm part of the Satanic illuminati Agenda to take over the world via a New World Order?
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Where I brainscan everyone's minds by brainwashing them through showing magical occult symbols in the TV and radio that penetrate to the depths of the human minds and activate glands even scientists haven't discovered yet.
yeah, magical occult symbols in the teevee
because everyone watches TV these days
and radio? hahhahahahaha, jesus christ