>accidentally spill soda on carpet
>rush to get paper towels
>mfw I cleaned it up so well with just the paper towels that you would have to lean down at the spot to be able to see it
Who /quick/ here?
>>25279458
>having a good old fashioned yerk
>get cum in chest hair
>sprint to the bathroom, semi erect dick waving back and forth
>jump in shower
>cry
Crisis averted.