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bots, the magic 8ball has come to answer ur questions. ask ur asks.
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>>25279369
Will it happen in 2016?
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>>25279369
will I ever be a qt girl?
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>>25279369
Will Monday be profitable?
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>>25279369
Will omegle ever stop it's current sucking?
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will I become a wizard?
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Will this tulpa thing work out how I hope?
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>>25279369
Did I catch the herp?
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>>25279369
Is he the one?
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Will things ever get better?
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>>25279369
will I ever find meaning or happiness in life
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>>25279525
>a mentally ill robot trying to make a tulpa
I sure hope you guys don't dop this dot jaypeg.
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>>25279369
Will bitcoin go up?
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Will I lose my virginity in 2016?
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>>25279560
please magic 8-ball, will things ever get better?
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OP here, has she caught the feels for me?
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Should I kill myself before 2016?
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>>25279590
has she caught the feels?
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>>25279369
Will I have gf?
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Does she want me too?
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>>25279369
Am i gonna end up homeless?
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>>25279614
Does this mean my life actually has significance?
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>>25279620
answer me pls 8ball
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>>25279369
2016 is the year of the gf. Right ?
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Will random femanons suck my balls?
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Will I
Original post this is
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8ball, will I lose my virginity in 2016?
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should I an hero before new years
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>>25279369
Will I ever want to get married and have kids?
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>>25279369
Will I ever get as good as Jacob at CS: GO?
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>>25279822
Am I going to Hell? Robotblox stupid filter.
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>>25279369
should I kill myself, o magic 8 ball?
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>>25279369
Will I ever stop crying?
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>>25279849
If I do go to Hell, will I go to the first level?
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will I die a virgin?
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>>25279369
does she (YOU KNOW WHO FAGGOT) like me
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Will she finally love me back?
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should I ask her out? original comment
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>>25280058
no really, should I?
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Is this new job worth it? Compared to suicide at least?
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>>25280080
rerawlinn
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Will mystery.jpg give anal to eggman if he asks?
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Am I a virgin?
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OP here, is this 8ball lying to everyone?
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>>25279369
Will 2016 be year of gf?
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>>25280180
Will it?
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>>25279369
will 2016 be my year?
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OP here, with the grill of my dreams be my gf soon?
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Will I be earning over a six-figure yearly salary by 2017?

If not, then fuck you, it's gonna happen.
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will she leave her bf for me?
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>>25279369
Should i go /marines/?
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Will you keep me posted?
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>>25280220
will my dream girl be my gf soon?
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>>25280242
fuck you 8ball that shit seems cool and i'm going for it
fuck the niggerball
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>>25280254
8ball, are you lying?
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is this 8ball lying
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Will I actually manage to salvage my shit gpa and get settled into the new apartment?
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>>25279369
Are they going to betray me, or is it a trap of some kind?
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Should I try meditating again?
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>>25280314
Am I on the right track to seeing them accurately?
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if I ask my crush out, will she accept?
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>>25279369
will i get a girlfriend soon?
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>>25280330
Okay. Are the who I see them as?
Silly question because how I view them seems to change so much from one minute to the next, but are my evaluations, as a whole, mostly accurate?
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>>25280346
>>25279369
cannot predict, fuck you i want now
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>>25280334
fuck you 8ball
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will I be able to quit pmo?
will I fuck her next year?
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>>25280354
Oh, really? Then is someone deliberately obfuscating the truth (yes), or am I, and my current state, the problem (no)?
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will i get a trap to fuck me in the ass?
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Can I eat 50,000 calories of cake and get slim?
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does she have a crush on me?
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>>25280371
I can be happy now.
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>>25280378
Will we ever get to be friends?
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>>25280389
I need a definitive answer. is she crushing on me?
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>>25279369
Will my so-called "friends" leave me alone and stop trying to poison me?
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>>25280396
Do they even want to be my friend?
I am still uncertain of whether or not I can trust them, but the attraction exists regardless
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>>25280403
no really, I need to know.
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>>25279369
Will I ever get past my crippling social anxiety?
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>>25279369
Will I ever bee happy?
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will donald trump be president of the usa?
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>>25280239
dont fuck with me, 8ball, I need a real answer
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will I lose my virginity in 2016? original comment
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Sit ups time?
100 reps OK?
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>>25280415
Augh
Do I have to solve this conflict to be free, anyway?
It seems like it's all a load of bullshit
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>>25280514
u lyin 8ball
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>>25280522

One hundred twenty?
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>>25279862
>>25280451
This 8ball knows what's up.
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Will I ever get a qt gf
>original post
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>>25280550

Oh wait, first one was dubs.
>find out yourself.

120, I'm doing it.

Should I get a weight plate and make them weighed?
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>>25279369
Will I be raped by a qt gothloli?
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Will she ever love me again
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Will 2016 be the year?
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does my the chick im crushing on like me back?
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>>25280710
does she?? pls 8 ball
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>>25279369
ok, Should i kill myself?
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>>25280729
what about the other girl? the short one
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Will I ever talk to him again?
You know who.
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>>25280750
fuck sake, does she?
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Is what I've already done sufficient, or will I have to do it all again?
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W-will I make it through bootcamp magic 8ball?
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>>25279369
Will I find a job within the week?
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am i gay
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Will I finally find happiness.
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>>25279369
Will I get an 82
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>>25279369
Am i ever going to be loved?
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When will I stop having opinions? I want to see clearly
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>>25280729
OP here, looking to ask the same ask. does my crush like me 8ball?
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>>25281079
yes or no answer pls
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>>25279369
Will I ever be really wealthy after college?
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will I ever find lasting peace
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Can i ever be fit
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Will I get gf?
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Will I get a gf next year? Original
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Am I going to be happy when I do this?
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>>25279369
Will I get a gf this year? Originality.
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will I be able to fuck him up?
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>>25279369
Will there be some sort of future with the girl from Lucky's for me?
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>>25279369
Will there be success?
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Should I really abandon all hope of finding a partner and commit to wizardry
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Will next year be the current year?
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Will I ever have a girlfriend ?
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Will the manlets ever learn?
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>>25282130
Will the manlets ever learn, Mr 8 ball?
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Will it be a boy?
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>>25282150
Will it be a boy, you fucking cuck ball?
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>>25282145
>most likely

original
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>>25282164
Jesus fucking Christ

I don't think I can handle a half-sister
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>>25279369
so senpai am I completely irrevocably totally fucked or what ?
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Am I ever going to accomplish anything
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Will my crush say yes if I ask her?
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Am I going to make any notable discoveries or contributions to the field I'm going to enter
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Does she like me as more than a friend?
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>>25279369
Will I ever have an intimate relationship with another human being?
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Are the sounds I'm hearing voices
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Should I ask this amazing girl out?
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Will I ever talk to her again?
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Will get a girlfriend in 2016?
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>>25279369
will i get gf pls ball?
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Should I fully embrace solitude/isolation from normies?
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>>25279369
Will I get it?
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Should I go back to talking to that crazy rape victim girl?
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Will I ever get to explore space before I die?
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>>25279369

Is the future a nice place?
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Should I buy more alcohol.
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>>25279369
will i finish my forex bot?
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does she like me back?
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Captcha says: "I'm not a robot". Is it correct?
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does h like me back>?????? plz help
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Will I be happy?
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>>25279369
Will I be truly free from all of this
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will i sleep with Jess M?
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>>25279369
Think 2016 will be better than 2015?
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>>25279369
should I attack my family tonight
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Will I sleep with Lucy again?
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>>25279369
Did she like me?
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Are blacks actually people?
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Will I live past forty?
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>>25279369
Will my life get any better?
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>>25284038
>Outlook bad
I knew it.
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>>25279369
Will she ever love me?
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>>25279369
Am i finally gonna get a gf in 2016?
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>>25279369
Does Christian really want to be with me?
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>>25284080
Does Christian want to be in a romantic relationship with me
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>>25284100
Find out for yourself anon.
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Can you smoke memes?
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>>25284100
Will Christian and I end up together?
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>>25284119
>>25284105
Fuck. Fine, I will.
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Will I become a better person?
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is there a chad waiting to be born inside eveeryone?
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Should I just go die
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Will I ever meet him?
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>>25279369
am i the best of the best?
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Would I be better off dead?
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Will I die in 2016?
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Will I get a gf in 2016
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>>25279369
Will I be successful in the incoming year?
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If I asked Miranda out this year, would she say yes?
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>>25279369
It's ok to hang myself?
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>>25284350
rereeoolllll
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>>25284360
Reroll. Now pls.
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will something furtile come out of the earn program and should I continue learning?
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>>25279369
Is Canada going to become an Islamic state?
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should i continue learning?
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>>25279369
Will I kill myself next year?
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>>25279369
Alright you black 8-ball faggot, hear this and answer:

Will 2016 finally become the year I get a girlfriend?
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Is warrior's way a good gym?
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Will I get funded for my business in February?
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>>25284242
Yes ; ) ORIGInal commentaries
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Will I get the handsome strong boyfriend I desire next year?
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does she legimately want to fug me and is everything okay
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>>25284666
But what do satanic trips mean??????
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>>25279369
Will it be me?
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Should I do muay Thai instead of piano lessons
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>>25279369
Will we enjoy it?
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Should I be a butcher
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>>25284704
I knew it. Better prepare to move on. Going to make him regret the decition he's about to make.
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Will our first time be pleasurable for both?
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2016 gf?
Ball will I manage it?
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>>25279369
Will be 2016 better then current year?
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>>25279369
my unoriginal question is:
will i find a gf in 2016?
>no mute pls
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>>25279369

Should I ask her out over the internet?
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>>25285491
HOLY FUCK!
IMMA MAKE IT FELLAS!!
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>>25279369
Is the stock market ever going to crash again?
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dear 8ball, Should I stop ignoring T?
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>>25279369
Will I have a girlfriend that I'll end up marrying before I leave uni?
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is the wordfilter off yet?
baka desu senpai desu senpai
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Let's test this shit.
Should I ask her out?
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>>25285658
You are lying.
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Will 2016 not be a garbage year?
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>>25279369
will my dick still grow after i hit 21 in a few days?
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>>25286474
4 inches forever ;_;
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Has the fire started?
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is this one the one that will finally have sex with me?
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Is she over me and on to the next one yet?
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>>25279369

Will I become a hero?
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Will someone love me the same way i love them when i turn 20?
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Does he know that its me?
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Will he talk to me sometime next year?
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Did i creep em out
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Am i gonna transfer schools?
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Will xizt turn gay for me
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>>25279369
Does she have any serious feelings for me?
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>>25279369
will i finish studies next year
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>>25286681
IM COMING FOR YOU XIZT YOU CUTE LITTLE MANLET
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Will i stay in this country forever?
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8ball, Should I do it?
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Will i ever be attractive?
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>>25286687
That's pretty ambiguous desu, she could seriously hate you.
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Is it going to turn out fine between the two of us?`
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>>25279369
Will my dreams come true? Mainly that one..
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I'll fuck at least 5 girls the coming g year?
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8 ball do u tell lies? U said its certain that i will die in a plane crash this year. Im not dead yet and todays the last day of the year im flying anywhere. I was looking forward to not living.
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Am i going to be rich before turning 30 years old?
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>>25286777
FUCKING TRIPS M8 wat mean
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Will I man up and try to get gf
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>>25286799
:^)

Ok, am i going to hell?
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>>25279369
Will I become Chad next year?
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will the earth explode in the next 5 minutes
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Will I ever get a qt gf?
Also, this comment is original.
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Will I ever be able to stick my penis in a vagina?
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Will I lose my virginity in 2015?
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>>25286901
>It is certain
HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
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will i get my new mobo set up?
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Am i a normie? This is a real question robot
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will i hook up with a 4/10 grill today
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Am I writing that paper or what?
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>>25287090
Ball, am I writing that paper or not?
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Will i ever profit off redbubble?
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Will I get a gf in 2016?

not original so i had to type this
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will i get gf in 2016
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>>25287098
Should i delete my art then
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>>25279369
is it too late to change anything
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>>25287120
Yes no maybe i dont know can you repeat the question

SHOULD I DELETE MY ARTWORK THEN?
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>>25287140
Waiting this long to get an answer from a ball

So?
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>>25287160
:)

Should i delete my art off redbubble?
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Did the 10/10 find me ugly
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Am i a faget?
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