>OH MY GAWD EWW ANON YOU ARE TOUCHING YOURSELF I'M GOING TO TELL MOM
MOOOOOOOM ANON WAS TOUCHING HIMSELF MOOM..
your mother however is vacuuming and the stereo is playing loud disco tunes so that gives you some time to react.
so what do you do?
Turn 360 degrees and roundhouse kick the motherfucker
Get my brick, toss it at him, knock him out. Problem solved.
Touch him