>be me
>be fembot
>browsing pharmacy
>pick up the bread, beginning to go to cash
>a fat lumbering pakistani, with open mouth and a empty gaze stands around
>he spots me
>talks over to me and asks if I "s-s-spent c-c-christmas at h-home" completely confused and disoriented. Making weird eye contact with me
>I don't answer him, and people don't usually talk to me so I don't answer him
>I say "Pardon"
>He says "Uhhhh... d-did you have a n-nice a holiday"
>"Uh Yeah"
>Turns around, breathes heavily out of his mouth and walks away
Was this one of you guys?
Why would he do this to me?
this is a pretty advanced PUA tactic i can tell you were interacting with a true master
i mean here you are, still thinking about him hours later and taking the time to ask about him on the internet
i guarantee you'll be on his tiny brown dick within 7 days
>>25277758
Mentioning that you;re a girl wasn't really necessary, was it?
>>25277815
no i have a chad boyfriend and I was telling him this story and having a laugh
his first indication was that he was hitting on me
>>25277839
it's relevant to the story
gender is obviously a factor here
why do you blame us for these things?
>>25277872
"indication?"
>>25277926
sorry i am not english, i was thinking of assumption
>>25277875
It's creepy
>>25277758
Can I see your feet? Please post your feet or your well-worn socks.
>>25277758
0/10. Really this was a poor effort on your part OP.
>>25277872
>fembot
>no i have a chad boyfriend
Leave
Just leave already
>>25277872
Your "Chad" boyfriend is probably a faggot.
He probably loves getting his boipussy pounded and cream dripped down his shitoris. He only dates you because you look like John Oliver.
>>25277943
>creepy
i think the word you're looking for here is "intriguing"
i promise you you will run into him at the pharmacy again and this time you won't be able to stop yourself
>>25277943
>It's creepy
You deserve it, cunt.
>>25277943
maybe he was just having an odd day
>>25277970
It's a seriously true story, do you want the name of the store and town?
>>25277978
Why?
>>25277980
No
and I'm beautiful for your information
>>25277996
Well I thought about this, but why does he need to accoust random women at the pharmacy.
Doesn't he know that white women like me are far out of range of his dirty disgusting currie stained designated shitting street fingers??? You realize I am actually an attractive woman right? I'm not even fat or ugly, or making this up. He had no right to talk to me, he wasn't even 6 feet tall.
>>25277758
>i don't answer him
>i say "pardon"
how fucking retarded are you?
>>25278050
Post ur feets please
I present to you a powerful wizard of the house pepethyrin
>>25278086
I didn't quite hear what he said the first time, and he was stumbling and mumbling
Also he was obnoxiously standing there.
Why is anyone responding to this whore
Just let the thread die
>>25278050
It was believable up to a point. Now you just blew it and went overboard. Great b8 tho.
>>25278151
I'm serious, ask for some evidence
>>25278050
when girls say their beautiful they usually aren't objectively beautiful. Just because your mom said it doesn't mean its true. :^)
