>go into Walmart
>walk aimlessly for hours looking around
>approached by random guy
>he says he's with loss prevention and I have to buy something or get out
>tell him I'm looking for something to buy
>he says what the hell do you need
>say I don't know that's why I'm looking
>he laughs, says never mind, and walks away
Is this the power of autism?
>>25277693
that doesn't strike me as particularly dumb, the guy sounds like an asshole anyway. I wouldn't worry about it
>be me
>loss prevention for Walmart
>some sperg is walking around the store aimlessly
>keeps coming back to the new balance section
>decide to scare him off before he steals them
>walk up and tell him to buy something
>he starts crying and curls up in the fetal position
>say "nevermind" and walk away
>>25277693
That's typical shoplifter behave
always, 100% of the time, get the fucking manager when this shit happens
they literally cannot accuse you of stealing like that
i had some checkout chick reach into my trolley and try to scan a bottle of drink i had brought into the shop "because she thought it was ours", i got the manager called over and he gave me my groceries for free after i showed him the docket
you could've got that mall cop scumbag fired
>>25277840
This is what happened. OP btfo