>felt something in my ass
>grabbed hold of a string thing in between my cheeks
>started pulling
>met with some resistance at first
>pull hard
>the string thing slides it's way out of my butt
>it's longer than i thought
>finally pull out fully with a little plop noise
>fairly certain poop is splattered over my bedsheets now
>try to figure out what is is by the dim light of my laptop screen
>it wriggles a bit
>toss it on to the floor
What the fuck was that?
Some sort of intestinal parasite you're shitting out
you have worms, eat raw garlic and also go to the doctor for treatment
>>25277375
A parasite.
Watch Monsters Inside Me, so you can see how fucked you are.
>>25277413
>>25277438
You're scaring me now are yuo for reals? i shower once a week or every two weeks.
>>25277464
You probably got it from eating feces, or from eating uncooked pork/fish.
OP is a lying faggot. As someone with a degree in a related field his story reeks of bullshit. For a start parasites of that nature don't have the anatomy to be able to "wriggle." Secondly they are usually found deep inside the intestines and rarely approach the sphincter. Last but not least if he had have attempted to grab this thing with the violence he claims it would have likely broke apart in his hands and died almost instantly. These parasites are very delicate unless they grow to ludicrous sizes which op didn't mention it was.
>>25277723
>phd in poo worms
>any job i want
>300k starting
>>25277723
>what is Ascariasis
>>25277375
TAKE PICS 4 PROOFS
>>25277375
Nigga wtf is this shit go see a doctor
Nobody here knows what a lintworm is. Either that or they're trolling. Just a lintworm op no worries.
>>25277464
>I shower once a week or every two weeks
>Doesn't shower everyday
What the fuck is wrong with you? You probably smell like shit you unhygienic fuck, no wonder you have creepy crawlies living in your asshole.
>>25277375
Why did you have a tampon in your ass?
>>25277778
Off by one man, almost anon.
>tried making fried noodles one time
>used too much oil and put in a shitton of sprouts, it was pretty bad but i ate it anyway
>a few days later I go to shit
>shit
>something is horribly wrong
>think for a second that my anus prolasped and my intestine is coming out or something because theres a huge rope coming out of my ass
>oh wait it's just shit
>but it wount come out
>have to pull it out with my hands and toilet paper
All the long fibers from the sprouts didn't digest properly or something and like wove together a bit. All I know is that I'm never making that shitty dish again.
>>25277723
I've seen entire live tapeworms in toilets
Ofc it was the female bathroom cus women are disgusting
>>25277375
>i shower once a week or every two weeks.
You must smell horrible
>>25281780
You didn't chew the food? You just gulped it down like an ostritch?
>>25277375
This shit like a horroh movie. You fought a beast not of this realm.
this post made my chest hurt
>>25277375
wheres the pic fuckface?
>>25280674
>muh shower every day meme
every 3rd day, with obvious exceptions like after doing something sweaty/dirty or going out with people, is fine.
Doing that shit daily damages your skin in the long run.
>>25284044
>smelling like shit
Ok farm
>>25284085
Enjoy damaging your skin daily with chemicals and wasting hours of your life on unnecessary bullshit.
>smelling like shit
Yeah maybe if I showered like, once a fortnight you'd have a point.
>>25284137
If you're a guy and you don't shower every day, you smell.
Enjoy your life.
>>25284225
Nope I shower every other day and always notice how good I still smell the next day.
