I cannot quell my horny level any longer.
What do you think Rose's armpits/pussy smell like?
I like to imagine that, because it's winter, she doesn't shave her pits and they get a bit stubbly, maybe even hairy. I love the thought that, at the end of a long day, she throws on a shirt, lies down in bed, and takes a few good long sniffs of her ripe pits.
More so I love to imagine her having a completely unshaven pussy. I love the thought of her getting all sweaty and pulling off her panties after a stressful day, over her damp matted fur, the smell mixing with her natural pussy musk. I would die happy huffing her hairy, stinky pussy.
I want to lick, taste, smell, huff those pits. Does anyone have pictures of her armpits? Pictures that are at least a bit revealing of them?
I want to take in her body odor and taste the thick natural musk.
>I cannot quell my horny level
Made me kek, have a bump faggot
>>25276468
i've never been much into the whole "sniffing" fetish. I suppose you are a more base creature than I haha like a dog lol. good thread tho
>>25276624
I just want to take all of her awful stenches in, I would die a happy man if my last breathe was filled with her raw pitstink. I'm not even kidding, the thought gets me hard as rock.
How do I call down this primal urge? I want to taste her pit sweat badly.
Please help me robots.
What do you think it tastes/smells like?
>>25276778
apparently it's impossible to escape our primal selves. it's not a bad thing, heaps of people get off on scent (particularly musky/dirty scents).
We ain't much different from wild animals.
>>25276468
Ashley pls
>>25276468
>Rose
>pussy
>imblying
Rose is a man wearing makeup.
>>25276888
I'm not ashamed, but it makes me very frustrated. I want to taste and smell these awful stinky parts so badly. I swear I could cum in my shorts just smelling her dirty pussy.
>>25276778
it'd be very salty with a sweet aftertaste. You might get an errant Rose hair stuck between your teeth as you lick the fresh perspiration from her pits. The sour scent of her unwashed underarms lingering under your eager nose as your penis rapidly fills with blood.
>>25276941
Are you trying to make me rock hard? That's the hottest thing I've ever read.
>>25276941
Not even into Rose but that gave me a boner.
I already jerked off twice today imagining her stinky hairy pits but fuck now I'm hard again thanks to your post >>25276941
I want to hate you but that's seriously the sexiest thing I have ever seen.
>>25276970
>>25277093
lol
this is a great start to a rose thread.
Is Rose a guy? I've never been clear on this.
i can't believe i still search the catalogue for rose every day when i know it's just gonna be shit like this
>>25277177
This is not intended to be a Rose thread, it's a Rose's armpits thread also hairy pussy
>>25277195
She plays along with the joke but I don't think she actually is no
>>25277204
I avoid and hide Rose threads. But I couldn't resist asking this, I've been jerking off to the thought of her disgusting pits for so long.
>>25277242
>it's a Rose's armpits thread also hairy pussy
This is gold, you are funny. I'm sorry you cant satisfy your sick fetish.
Please somebody tell me more about what her armpits/hairy puss might smell like or taste like, I need to cum
This is the most pathetic display of attentionwhoring I have ever seen.
>>25277434
>attention whoring
Fembot feels threads are attention whoring, I'm just a horny robot.
Not sure how this is anymore attention whoring than any of the thousands of derivatives of I am lonely/horny/tfw no gf posts everyday.
>>25276468
>the most disgusting post in the already disgusting history of Rose threads
>someone actually had these thoughts and articulated them into words and posted them
Imagine rose getting home after some endurance jogging. She takes off her sweat-drenched running top and playfully tosses it over your head. "you can be my shirt rack" she jokes. She's only wearing a bra and boyish sport shorts as she approaches you on the bed. She sits on your lap facing you before demanding you lick her chest clean. You can feel the moisture from her panties seeping through her shorts.
As you lap up the beads of fluid covering her body, she moans softly in your ear. She makes you do this until she is totally clean.
>>25277470
Rose threads are awful, I agree, but I need more like >>25276941
I need it. I'm on new antidepressants that make my sex drive go down and for some reason these thoughts are the only thing that can make me fully erect.
>>25277485
I am saving this. Bless you my friend, 1000 thank yous, perfect human.
>tfw you will never cuddle rose
can any oldbuds confirm - is this literally the worst rose thread ever?
>>25277646
As the oldest rosebud here (october 2013) I can confirm this is the worst rose thread ever
>>25277646
nope every rose thread is shit. At least this one actually talks about rose and not nate/pedro/ashley blah blah blah
>>25277646
Consider ending your life, this isn't a Rose thread, it is a Rose's armpits and sweat thread.
>>25277646
Would you rather have pedro and whoer posts?
>>25277646
Yes. It is one retards endless repost quest for a (You).
>>25277710
He wants rose OC, not attention. unless he's veiling his real intentions.
>>25277687
>october 2013
>oldest rosebud here
yeah, no
>>25277710
I literally just want more sexy writing about tasting and smelling her pits, don't care about (You)s
>>25277695
I avoid all Rose threads, no idea about all this stupid Pedro drama, or anything about her honestly. I just want to imagine her stinky pits and hairy pussy.
>>25277646
Yes, this is the worst Rose thread I've ever been.
>>25277736
He's been reposting this shit fishing for replies for months.
>>25277756
Literally the first thread I've ever made about it.
I posted about it in one other thread once, that's it. I don't understand how this is attention whoring at all.
>>25277736
>wew look at me im so out there xd
Read his posts carefully, all his posts are meant to provocate.
>>25277795
what the fuck are you talking about?
it's almost like you're jealous or something.
>>25277738
Yeah, yeah
Whats up newbud
>>25277795
>guy posts about strange fetishes on /r9k/ because he could never say it out loud
>encouraged
>guy posts about strange fetishes on /r9k/ involving Rose
>must be trying to get attention
Rose faggots are cancerous.
I like her because she's pretty and sexy. It kills me that I can never post about her without attracting her massive gay following. I hate you fucking queers. No other person or thing has this awful of a fandom. I avoid everything involving Rose on here like the plague because of people like you.
I'll leave my thread to die now since it's been taken over by "rosebuds". All you can talk about is gay internet drama from 2 years ago and it will surely kill my thread meant to produce OC and be original for once, as opposed to a thread titled /Rose/ that is just shitposting central.
>>25277912
stfu autismo
>>25277912L I T T E R A L L Yno one cares
>>25277912
I agree. I dunno why everyone started getting so faggy. we were having a good time sharing OC stories and talking.
fuck some of you faggots suck balls.
>>25276556
>doesn't recognize ancient memes
>says "kek"
>gb2reddit
>>25277959
holy crap. you are jealous aren't you? Dude, please have a good look at yourself. you're being a faggot.
>>25277934
>>25277939
Cool contribution.
>>25277485
>>25276941
Good on these two for actually producing anything besides shitposting.
Now I'm out. Not mad, don't wank your e-peens, just disgusted.
>>25277984
Go back to >>25277934 you clearly missed it
>>25277983
Jealous of what? That was my first post in the thread, which I'm not even reading. I don't care about rose, I just hate newfags from reddit who respond to the oldest jokes on the internet with "HURR DURR TOP KEK."
>>25277984
im out too. peace fags.
>>25278078
jealous that Op got a laugh. you had to instantly go "hurr durr it's not even funny it's a stale meme". Just let people laugh if something's funny.
>>25277984
Don't worry anon I liked your content. Will there be more?
>>25278119
Not OP but I sympathize with him, he's right.
Let's try and produce some content in case he comes back, maybe we can save this thread.
Imagine lying in bed, relaxing, watching TV when suddenly Rose comes home. She comes in the room, says hello, and reminds you that she was at a family reunion. She takes off her jacket and lifts her arm to smell her visibly sweat stained armpit. Her face scrunches up from the pungent scent. She changes into some shorts then comes and lies down in bed. She must have been nervous or anxious at the reunion because she is noticeably smelly. Being the end of the day, her deodorant has worn off leaving nothing but her natural body odor drying on her shirt. She crawls in bed, looks at you, smiles, and lifts her arm, wrapping the pit around your face. Her sleeve rides up after a second, revealing a more powerful sour smell punctuated by slight stubble rubbing on your face. She laughs, but to you it's not a joke. You start to become hard, and grab her arm, pulling it down over your mouth. Rose is puzzled but can't stop giggling from the tickle of your tongue on her armpit. Her perspiration tastes salty, and thankfully there are no traces of her deodorant whatsoever. The hair agitated your tongue ever so slightly as you tongue her pits lovingly. The sweat has been soaking for so long in her damp, hot pit that it has become so dense as to be slightly creamy.
End
>>25278388
I was joking what the fuck is wrong with you?
Also that was terrible. Are you a play by play announcer or something
>>25278453
Fuck you tripfaggot you write something better then.
Retard
>>25278388
OP checking back.
Thanks for the story family, saved. If anyone else would like to contribute and make actual OC I would greatly, GREATLY appreciate it.
i got drunk today at the bar, and I couldn't get rose off of my my mind
i kept thinking and repeating to myself "stupid whoer stupid whoer stupid whoer"
then i got home and read some new neogaf posts from n8. what a wonderful night
>Rose will never breastfeed you
i wonder what lou thinks of this thread
>>25276468
Omfg if i meet you in real life, i'll broke your arms and legs, and i will make you suffer. I will do it for her
>>25277485
>Imagine rose getting home after some endurance jogging.
Rose doing something that requires actual effort? Wow you really are deep in the dream world.
>>25277646
>can any oldbuds confirm - is this literally the worst rose thread ever?
Dunno some of kstew and gangs maths dominated threads sucked pretty hard as did King spamming pics of grim shit.
>>25276468
anyone know ashes email? i want to say hi to her
i doubt rose has the apocrine sweat glands needed to manifest the musk you guys need to satisfy your cute fetish with
she seems like the type of person that doesn't sweat
she is just too feminine for that
now that's just the objective state of reality
>>25276468
>she
>her
>pussy
I'm a newfag and who is rose
