*YAAAWWWWWWWWNNNN*
Had a good Christmas, wagie? Must be nice to have a little taste of the NEET life once a year.
Remember, back to work next week! Or you won't be able to afford next Christmas!
I'm enjoying it. I've actually got deployment coming up soon so I'll be working nonstop for at least six months, probably more like 10.
Don't worry NEET friend, I'm gonna keep you safe from the bad people in the world. Stay comfy.
Worked this Christmas. Worked Christmas Eve, Boxing Day too and I'll be working today as well. Pretty much the whole holiday season almost until New Years'.
I miss the NEET life desu
>>25275790
Thanks! While you're away, I'll be sure to put my cummies in your gf/wife. As NEETs have far more free time to dedicate toward self improvement and mastery, we are considered superior mates than beta providers such as yourself.
I'll try and bring up how appreciative I am to you and all the other wagecucks out there the next time she starts sucking on my tendie and begging for my honey mustard.
>>25275721
m..mr. neet
can i have a hug pls
>>25275941
>being this seriously deluded
>>25275941
>neet
>thinking he can get a girl
Tell me you're not a virgin, I'd be surprised if you were being honest.
>>25275721
>back to work next week! Or you won't be able to afford next Christmas!
But people who work have more disposable income than you that's literally why a lot of people work rather than stay on welfare like niggers.
>>25275991
>being a namefag
you're the worst I can't even filter you
fuck you
>>25275941
>your gf/wife
First of all, gross. Please don't imply that I'd deign to interact with 3DPD.
Second, why would I be here on a mongolian fingerpainting forum if I had a gf/wife?
>>25275721
Did you enjoy defending your "lifestyle" to your relatives?
>>25276065
Do you really think his relatives make fun of the disabled?
At Christmas?
Every
Fucking
Day
Why do you do THIS
Posting so I can save the thumbnail, please be original
>>25275988
>>25275991
>>25276045
The amount of wagecuck anal wreckage...
Oh, you poor, naive little wagies, so unaware of how women work.
You are beta providers, both to the gfs/wives (also lol @ getting married) that you buy lunch, gifts, and homes for, and to me, the NEET. Slovenly and servile, you toil away, benefiting your boss more than yourself, and are given a pittance for the amount of profit your labor has accrued for everyone above you...
...but that's not all! A portion of your paycheck also goes to me, the NEET, for all of my labor, which is-- you guessed it-- nothing! In terms of wage per hour worked, mine is magnitudes higher than yours.
Whereas your time is spent working, mine is spent living: I prepare the healthiest and finest foods for my personal consumption; I exercise and meditate to obtain a strong body and sound mind; I indulge in the arts and sciences to stay abreast of how human culture is progressing; and, of course, I mate, and in doing so pass on my superior genetics to a new line of humanity.
Do you ever wonder why your gfs/wives don't want to have sex with you? Its the same reason why females of pack animals, such as wolves or gorillas, do not deign to mate with the beta males, even if they are the ones that do the hunting. No, the alpha males mate, and the alpha males are brought food by the providers, and the alpha males do not lift a finger to get where they are.
Don't feel bad, wagecuckies: in the future, your kind will get a chapter dedicated to themselves as an interesting part of history prior to the singularity: once the soul of man has been wrought free from the endless toil and drudgery of work, we shall be born anew to live life as we NEETs do now. If only you were smart enough to live in the future... but then again, I do love my free tendies!
>>25276551
D ELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR
I N YOUR DREAMS
C OCK IN YOUR ASS
K ILL YOURSELF
S HALOM
>>25275721
>10:30-6:30 shift tomorrow
>rest of the week off
>just picked up some DANK BLACKBERRY KUSH :^)
>tfw I just worked a month
>Just recently quit because it was hell on earth
How the FUCK do wageslaves do it? I don't even know if I can make fun of them now. I just feel a mix of pity and horror toward wagies
>>25275941
awww anon we've been through this. You can't put your cummies into anyone without stepping out of mummies basement first
>>25277035
>implying bitches don't crave and seek the BNC
R8 muh Oh-See
>>25275721
Do people really believe this is how the world works?
>>25275721
>failing at social darwinism
ya lost
>>25275721
jokes on you i worked on christmas eve/day as well as being scheduled to work on new years eve/day
I'm surprised Mr. Goldsteen even let the wagies off for Christmas.
We all know what he thinks of it
>>25277089
inchorent desu senpai
>>25277006
By actually being competent and getting a job that isn't horrible.
>>25277222
>Job that isn't horrible
Nice contradiction in terms. Next you'll tell me "Girl that isn't a slut" or "non-corrupt candidate"
Wagies so happy over that one single day they get
>>25277197
I-in what way?
/b1.9k/ is full of bait threads, oh boy, original
After ~15 more years of working, I'll have about 1.5 mill in investments, which means that I'll be able to withdraw $60,000/yr, forever, without a job.
Working isn't that bad. Getting out in the real world and solving tough problems keeps you engaged and sharp. It's better than diving deep into media and sitting on the couch.
Interesting that you guys who don't do anything are so concerned with attacking others who have chosen a different path. Seems to me that you have a real need to justify your own existence.
>>25277339
>having a job that lets you save 100,000 a year
this isn't a wage cuck
>having a job that lets you save 100,000 a year and actually getting bootyblasted and making defensive shitposts on /r9k/
okay
>>25277376
You have no idea how much I save per year. I haven't given you enough information to determine it.
>>25277391
>being this defensive
>telling other people that they are trying to justify their own existence
okay
>>25277339
>after 15 years of working
Wow, what a great deal!
>After I enslave myself to Mr. Goldstein for 1/5th of my life I can finally be free!
NEETS are already free. Checkmate, cuck
>>25277391
>either saves 100k a year, or already has investments that would make up the difference if he saved less each year
Does it really matter?
>>25275790
>on /r9k/
>thinks it's a good idea to join the army
oh lord, you poor fool.
>>25277429
What is your long term plan after your parents die?
>>25277496
>army
Navy. I did it because I was going to be kicked out of NEETdom and had too many denbts. In about 8 years I'll have saved enough money to become an investment NEET, at which point I'll start a subsistence farm.
Navy was literally my last choice before I faked my own death and left the country.
>>25277450
You're still wrong - you don't know how compound interest works.
Starting with nothing and saving $100,000 / yr for 15 years would end up with an average of $2.6 million.
>>25277524
Not being a wagecuck. It's working out for me, pham
>>25277258
I'll be telling you to that you need some skills or knowledge as well.
>>25277586
I haven't given you enough information to determine whether I know how compound interest works.
Personally I'm not particularly interested in working out how much some prick who thinks anyone gives a shit about his investments might have after 15 years.
One day your neets will have a serious heart attack from your lack of movement. You will have no health insurance and die on the hospital bed alone. Us wagecucks will simple drive past the hospital you're in and not give a fuck.
>>25277728
Anyone can work, save money and invest it with a plan for early retirement. That's my point. It might be easier than you think.
>>25277743
>You will have no health insurance
>implying I live in the 3rd world where this might matter
>>25277743
>mfw I'm a NEET in a country with free health care, because I'm not in the only 3rd-world 1st-world country (U.S.)
>>25277743
Nigga I exercise 12 hours straight I don't need to hear shit from you wagie lol
>tfw these threads make me scared for life after uni
I don't want to get a job. I don't want to exchange hours of my life for money.
>>25278018
Too bad, friend. I'm a NEET in a country which doesn't make it a vulgar punishment.. but eventually your time will be measured in a dollar value.
>>25278018
>be NEET for months
>bored, and hemorrhaging money
>get temp job
>pretty easy, good hours, and in the area I want to get into
>pay is alright, but any income seems like a lot
>still looking forward to the NEETdom at the end of the contract
I need to make my mind up. It's either loads of free time and no money, or an income and barely any free time.
>>25277798
Alright, fair enough.Sorry for my shitpost
>>25275721
wowwee i sure love these threads they are of such high qualiy hoo hoo haa
