>tfw qt virgin orthodox gf who used to come over and cook for me every morning and evening just dumped me when she found out i watched mlp
Hold me, robots
Ha-ha brony faggot nice job
Not saying you deserve it, but...
Well, at least you have more time to watch children's cartoons. And more time to learn how to tie a noose.
>>25275398
>virgin
She was conning you. At least you can still bang your pony stuffed animals.
>>25275474
I don't have more time, because now I have to clean for myself. She used to clean my pad several times a week.
I feel suicidal, like I have no chance of ever getting a beautiful gf again, let alone one like that.
>>25275548
I don't think so, she was extremely serious about her religion and was raised Orthodox. She scrupulously follows the fasts and everything. My birthday falls on Lent, and she said she was going to make me a Lenten birthday cake.
>>25275555
I wasnt being sincere. You squandered opportunities robots here would give their left testicle for. I'm more mad at myself for falling for such obvious bait
>>25275592
Goodbye, then, I guess. I suppose I'll go jack off to porn now
>>25275465
Thanks for the support.
>>25275398
Make clay statues of real aestethic ponies.
Non porn themed, nor anthro.
Just a nice sleek pony.
Then keep doing clays tatues of characters and things you like.
Like Muffet from Undertale.
It's easier than drawing and more satisfactory once you got the hang of it.
Once you're proud enoguh of your work, give something of your own creation to her.