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there is a chad inside you waiting to emerge
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there is a chad inside you waiting to emerge
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>>25275235
he doesnt look like chad at all.

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>>25275405
What's wrong with his face? It looks normal to me.
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>>25275405
you're autistic desu
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>>25275235
he looks great. how long did that take him
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>>25275235
>shirtless selfie in bathroom of gym

yeah you realize these guys are not getting laid and are in fact mentally ill.
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>>25275235
i'd suck his fat white cock dry tbqh senpai
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>>25275235
implying we aren't all skeletons
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>>25275235
Chad does not wait his turn, and he certainly wouldn't wait to emerge from inside of me. If there were a chad inside me, he would have revealed himself years ago.

THAT is how I know I'm destined to be a beta autistic sperg until one day I just kill myself. I'm not destined to be happy. It would have already happened.
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I actually do believe this

I just don't want to meet him. This world is a shitty place and I don't want to add anything positive to it for the people who make it this way
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It's amazing how getting cut after being bloated also makes your face more attractive and masculine. The haircut helps a bit but he's looking better because he looks lean now insteady of puffy.
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>>25275235
You realize fat doesn't ever go away, right? This fat faggot will have to battle himself every fucking day until he eventually gives up and goes back to being an ugly fatass
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>>25276159
stay mad lanklet
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there's a chad inside your crush
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you won't get any taller
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>>25276244
its fucking true you disgusting sack of lard

go suck your man-tits
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There's no Chad inside a 5'4 manlet like me
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>>25275235
last pic is literally not natty

or he won the genetic lottery with those shoulders and he is part of the 0.1%
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>>25275420
>you're autistic
>desu
I thought you newfags were irony experts?
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>>25276261
Most Chads I know IRL are like average height or a little bit above average

the real talls guys I know are all Autism-tier KHVs
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>>25275235
I did this once. Girls started hitting on me and I hated them so I got fat again. Not worth it desu.
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>>25276159
no, you can make eating habits take hold
I was super skinny, but after GOMAD for 6 months, I had jump started my metabolism. When I stopped GOMAD, I ate the same amount of calories, without the milk. After about a year of dieting, a fat Person will natural eat a healthy diet.
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>>25276317
>not abusing them
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>>25276339
Too autistic for that. I just wanted to play video games and be left alone.
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>>25276320
Bullshit fatass loser. Once you gain enough fat cells to be fat, you'll always end up being a lardass.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/20080505/fat-cells-slim-up-but-dont-ship-out
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>>25276283

This.

I'm 5'6" boss. There's no "Chad" anywhere here.
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>5'6 no jaw no chin ugly
I have been in shape before, some people are just born lucky
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I lift and look like a chad

doesn't change social anxiety, depression and probable mild autism.
in fact I was happier before I started lifting
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>>25276127
His face wasn't that bad to begin with. If you start with a shit face there is no point
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My personality, height and penis size will never let me become Chad.
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lmao people in this thread legitimately thinks that the right looks ugly

it doesn't, stop deluding yourself into thinking working out wouldn't be worth it
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>>25275235

does lifting mean grills literally approach you themselves?
otherwise that chad might as well stay hidden and unused, i doubt ill ever ask a grill out
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>>25276423
girls don't care about muscle they only care about low bf.
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>>25276432
if you power up into chad you'll see girls wet themselves at the sight of you and drop spaghetti, which makes it pretty easy
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Dennis thread?
Dennis Thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E
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>>25276569
>being this retarded

Girls don't even like highly muscular physiques. Why? Because it reeks of insecurity, that's why
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>>25276594
>Because it reeks of insecurity

>hey grills, i have a gr8 personality and reasonably attractive face. also, i spent 2 years fighting a mental and physical battle with my own body as i convinced myself to spend hours each week attempting to become literally the most attractive person evolution wise
>"haha what a loser. no thanks im not interested, i bet you've got a 4 inch dick or something"
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>>25275235
Teen Titans go adress this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-w6s2b3lkc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=513a9UI1DGU
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>lose 80 pounds
>my face stays fat and baby-like
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>tfw no steroids
>tfw need steroids to become chad
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>>25275897
this desu

895uq94h
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>>25276642
You just proved his point.
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There's a tranny inside every chad too
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>>25276390

Well you're saying that now, but who knows if you hadn't seen his chadformation you might think he was ugly. Look at his old face again, it's puffy and soft looking not chiselled like the new one. Point is, becoming lean makes guys prettier.
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>>25276855
>these desperate excuses for being a lazy fat sack of wasted potential (and half-digested hamburgers)
top kek, stay as the scum of society ;^)
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I wish that were true familia
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>>25275235

How long does it take to get like that?
12~18months?
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>>25276997
Luck + steroids

only certain people can end up looking that ripped and a few can 'beat' their genetics by using roids
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>>25276642
I fucking hate you for thinking i'd declined you for a 4incher. the last thing i care about is size. THE LAST
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>>25276865
Humanity is fucked.
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>>25276997
>>25277028
oh and like 4 years if you aren't top tier lucky
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Would it be easier or harder for a skeleton to make gains than a fat person?
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>>25275235
I'd like him to stay there and fuck me from the inside.
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>>25277073
he's doing that to all of us
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>>25276594
lmao lol bro dudehaha
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>>25277110
and it's glorious. I cum a little when I think about it
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>>25276997
2 years my famm
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>>25276997
1-2 years depending on how dedicated and short you are
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>>25277070
It's easier to be ottermode (the most attractive body type)
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>>25275235
looks like he won the lotto here
>new cellphone
>nose job
>jaw job
>anabolics
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>steroids
>already had an attractive face, just a little fat
>no acne
>no disfigurements (bad pectoral muscles)
No, there is no Chad like that waiting inside me. I could get roids and DNP and get stronger, but I'll never look like that + the roids will worsen my already awful acne. Forever 1-2/10.

Fucking normie faggot get out I hate you.
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>>25277252
IVE GOTTEN ottermode B4 shit is serious fire, honestly on the beach women look at you THEY LOOK AT YOU except I was too much of a bitch to approach but the body is str8 fire
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>>25276283
This. I exercise anyone because years of shitty eating habits turned my body to shit.
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Im chubbyfat so if I worked out I would right to Bearmode right?
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Even if I did get ripped like that I wouldn't be that attractive. I'm pale and hairy as fuck.
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>>25277499
Shave/wax it and get a tan.
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I have asymmetrical doe eyes. I look like a retarded puppy without muscles. With them I would I would just look plain retarded.
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Am I the only one who thinks he looks better in the middle image then in the right one?

He got his shoulders too big. Looks disproportionate.
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I dont want to change senpai. I like my small group of friends, weird hobbies, and skinny body. I enjoy being an outsider. I dont get laid often, or have the nicest car or body but im okay with that. Im working on making peace with myself and finding ways to rock myself anyway. Music has been great to me. So has juggling or other forms of performance art. Ill never be chad, and that is okay.
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>>25277534
Steroids tend to do that.
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For the gorillionth time, this only works if you're a fat piece of shit and haven't seen what your real face looks like.
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Getting that big won't get me a girlfriend and will make me look ridiculous. No thanks.
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>>25276882
You're still trying way too hard.
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>>25277572

That body is absolutely achievable naturally.

You're just salty that he has the willpower to do it and you don't.
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Would you use roids if it had a 2 percent chance of killing your dick?
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>>25277636
>That body is absolutely achievable naturally.
The vast majority of people don't have the potential to get a body like that. Not the symmetry nor the definition.
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>>25277636
>enormous disproportionate upper body
>scrawny legs
if the shoe fits famiglia
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>>25275235
I think anywhere from 90 to 99% of men have the potential to become Chad. One way is to become rich and powerful. You can be ugly as sin and short like Danny Devito but still be a Chad. Another way is to get big like the guy in this pic. Another way is to become extremely talented at something.

Men have the opportunity to earn their place in life. Some are presented with an easier path, some much harder, but to say that you're fucked already and to give up is inane.
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>>25276349
That has nothing to do with what he's talking about and you're legitimately trying to claim that once someone becomes fat they'll always stay that way. That's a singularly moronic claim to try and make.
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>>25277932
>once someone becomes fat they'll always stay that way.

Med student here.

What he's saying is basically true. Once you're fat you'll always be fat UNLESS you keep working out/dieting constantly. You quit you go right back to where you were.

That's why we're trying so hard to beat childhood obesity, it literally ruins people for life.
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>>25276261
you won't get any less skinny
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>>25275481
You realize this is what you tell yourself to feel better. He is getting pussy every night and you know it.
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>>25277976

non-retard here.

exercise accounts for very little calorie consumption compared to just being alive. if someone eats less, they will become less fat.
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>>25277976
>med student here
Into the trash it goes.

Sure you are. That's why you're on /r9k/.

Not to mention what you're saying is patently wrong. Childhood obesity is a plague because it teaches kids that it's okay to be obese and only eat garbage and die at 45. Not because you're somehow ruined for life.

t. Obese child who is now skeltal and does no exercise.
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>>25277976
Not to mention that you didn't read the article which was only talking about those people who had liposuction fucking lol.
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>>25276159
I went on a Low carb diet for a few months.
I can't describe how fast your stomach shrinks when you stop eating pasta and rice, just meat and sallad.

Then you have a small stomach for as long as you don't over eat, simple.
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>>25277976

You know I have my doubts about that simply based on what I've seen. And what I've seen is the fact that all babbies are built like 500 lb sumo wrestlers in miniature. How does babby lose all that chubb then?
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>>25275235
>tfw working out for the past 4 years payed off
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>>25278054
It's not that you're born with a certain number of fat cells that you keep for life. The number of fat cells rose in kids and teens, leveling off by adulthood, according to the study.
>>25278090
no it wasnt. read it again, Einstein.
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You can't make yourself chad without going back in time and having a strong upbringing with your chad fathers guidance
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But I'm a skeleton and have no issues with being a Chas
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>>25278190
>you need to go back in time to lift weights, not dress like a sperg, and style your hair

Sure anon, whatever you say.
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>>25278147
see part 1 of
>>25278183
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>chad
>inside of you

is this a failed gay thread
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>>25278182
still have jew hair
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>>25276159
>being this much of a defeatist

There is no external force that makes you eat more than you have to and stopping you from lifting weights regularly.
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>>25278183
>When people lost a lot ofweightthrough bariatric surgery, their fat cells shrank in volume but held steady in number.
>Obesepeople had more fat cells than lean people.
It literally says you're wrong.
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>>25278281
>There is no external force blah blah blah

They're called fat cells, and they never go away

Fat once, fat for life (unless you spend 5 hours at the gym every single day)
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>>25278030
This

Law of thermodynamics niggers
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>>25278281
Schizophrenia is a pretty powerful motivator to not do anything like that
The antipsychotics you get prescribed that cause ravenous hunger and give you metabolic syndrome are another strong motivator
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>>25278300
Actually, it literally says you're wrong. What's up with your reading comprehension, chubby? Too busy drinking chocolate milk in school to learn?
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>>25278228

Wait, so you're saying that as babby grows, his number of fat cells can remain the same, or increase in number depending on his diet and lifestyle?

If this were true then how could someone in their thirties go from skinny to skinnyfat?
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>>25278266
I'm Greek
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>>25278312
You have no idea what you're talking about retard

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RmU-TcLdH0E
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>>25278349
can't hear you behind that nose

speak up shlomo
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>>25278343
because
>fat cells can remain the same, or INCREASE in number
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>>25278372
He works out like its his job. Once he stops, he'll be the middle fatso again
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>>25278312
>unless you spend 5 hours at the gym every single day

More like if you keep stuffing your fat fuck face 5 hours every day. Your body cannot maintain its mass unless you're constantly filling yourself with calories. That's what causes fat cells you fat fuck
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>>25278327
>waaaah my self diagnosed illness is why im such a fuck up waaah totally not because im insecure lazy piece of shit
(You)
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>>25278342
You can't read lol.
Or maybe you're just going to deny everything to preserve your false sense of authority.
The article literally says that obese people have more fat cells than lean people, and that obese teenagers had the same number of fat cells as an adult as they did when they were younger.

It makes no mention of people who lose weight without surgery having the same number of fat cells as they did when they were 400-500lbs.

I'm laughing at you.
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>>25278450
>self diagnosed
Stopped reading there, /pol/tard.

Lmao@u.
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>>25278383
Can't hear you behind that NO GAINZ

>>25278410
Here's a protip, don't stop working out. Also you really think you can magically gain weight without consuming excess calories? Do you even RMR?
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It's amazing to see the mental gymnastics people go through to convince themselves that their fatness isn't entirely a result of how much food they eat and that eating less isn't the answer to being fat.
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Okay, I'll start lifting tomorrow.

Chad status, here I come!
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>>25278023

All you have to do is spend five minutes on /fit/ to know that he isn't fucking girls
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>>25278054
Ok, so if a former fat person starts to burn and absorb the exact same amount of calories (not dieting), they'll gain weight? The fat will just magically spawn? Where does it come from?
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Even if I was fit, I'd still wildly abuse anything that is possible to be abuseable in a vain pursuit of happiness.

Why/when did I decide this was how reality works? Oh well, lets see where this path leads.
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>>25278458
>It makes no mention of people who lose weight without surgery having the same number of fat cells as they did when they were 400-500lbs

That's how it works. The fat cells shrink, but don't go away.

So, once you stop killing yourself in the gym, the fat cells become engorged again and you go right back to being a lardo. Google it, fatass.
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>spent six months losing 40kg after being fat my entire life and approaching wizardhood
>got super fit running 6km every morning, swimming 16km every week and doing all kinds of shit + high protein diet
>girl showed obvious interest in me today for the first time
>starts burbling on at length about how she went shopping and her friends filmed her shopping

is this it?

is this fucking it?
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>>25278521

>UMG UGLY PEOPLE ARENT FIXED WITH MUSCLES
>UMMMMGGG W00000T
>UMG GOTTA TELL THIS TO /R9K/ GONNA SURPRISE THE HECK OUT OF THEM
>WELP BACK TO MY HOT POCKETS, AS YOU CAN SEE LIFTING IS POINTLESS AND STUPID, I'D RATHER JERK OFF TO DRAWINGS ON MY COMPUTER TILL IM TOO FAT TO WALK :d;D::d;D;D;D;D;D;::dDDDD
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>>25276273
>mfw dat projection
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>>25278521
honestly chin implants could fix at least 3 of those guys
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>>25278551
It's RMR, or resting metabolic rate. It is the caloric rate that is necessary for you to maintain your weight. If you eat above your rate you'll gain weight, eat below you'll lose weight. It's literally that simple.
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>>25278521
What the fuck is going on with the guy in the upper left?

>>25278601
How strong of a chin do you need? I don't have a square chin, but I don't necessarily think my jawline is weak.
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>>25278481
stay in your little tumblr world retard. Youre going to die a worthless piece of shit
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>>25278579

dunno you could be ugly, old, or have autistic personality
body isnt everything retard
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I work with this guy---hes easily at least 6'4" and fit as fuck. Some guys joke and call him Gaston because of this. But he hasn't had a girlfriend....ever, as far as I know. Maybe he has casual sex, but hes never brought a girl to any meetups outside of work.

What you need is to be confidence and comfortable around women. Becoming fit won't fill in that hole.
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>>25278764
>6'4

There's his problem. He's overly large. If he was 6'0 and ottermode he would literally be drowning in 10/10 prime pussy
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>>25278572
>Google it! I don't have proof, so maybe sending you on some goose hunt will get you away from me!
I disprove your claims from the source you posted and you still regurgitate them and tell me to Google it.
Epic. Simply epic.
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>>25278601
Chin implants cost $20000

Just spend 5 years in the gym for 1hr every day, eat tasteless garbage and protein shakes for that entire period, and spend thousands on chin implants and you'll be Chad! It's that easy!
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>>25275235
> that pathetic inverted triangle figure
I bet he's a gay homosexual and likes men's penises.
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Whats wrong with his stomach in the 3rd pic?! Is anybody going to comment on that... it doesnt look healthy at alllll....
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>>25278521
jesus christ lmfamo
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>>25278821
Medfag from before here.

You didnt disprove shit because thats really how it actually works.

Fat and retarded, what a combo you are there.
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I'd rather eat thanks
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>>25276594
You're half right, girls don't like highly muscular physiques because it makes them feel more insecure
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>>25278893
You're not a medfag and you can't read the article you linked. It says nothing you're saying it does.

Keep dreaming, NEETcuck.
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>>25279003
Look, I'm sorry you're a fat virgin, but trying to change science on 4chan isn't going to help.
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>>25279036
>I'm right you're wrong
Epic
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>>25278521
dear god i hope this doesnt happen to me
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>>25279175
It is what it is. There's not really room for interpretation of anything. Once you're fat, you'll always be fat.

Sorry, fatty.
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>>25278387

Wait, I thought it was the SIZE of the fat cells that determine obesity. Like how many fatty chains they have inside each cell. Otherwise how would people lose fat and become tone?
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>>25278980
This, honestly

I like eating and I never leave the house. Who do I need to impress?
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>>25278633
It looks like he had very wide hips, so his abdomen looks wide and he has a 1:1 shoulder:hip ratio.
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>>25275235
I have a baby face I'd look even weirder with muscles.
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>>25278880
>his arm is as thick as his stomach
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>>25279250
It's the size+the number of cells that determine obesity.
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>>25276771
Reminder that that poll wasn't official at all, it was run by some 40+ year old pedophile, and all the "conestants" in it never posted on /cgl/ before the contest and stopped posting after the contest.

And I'm pretty sure Ophelia didn't actually win, it was the rat faced underage (like obviously <14) Princess Amai.
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>>25278579


>expecting women to have personality

99% of women are basic as fuck. Women don't exist for you to have meaningful conversations with. They give you love, sex, and children.

Make guy friends for conversation.
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>Exercise wont make your dick bigger
>Exercise wont stop you from being ugly
>Being unhealthy means you die sooner anyway

I mean do you even have an argument at this point?
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>>25276159
>You realize fat doesn't ever go away

what

you can literally metabolize the fat and make it go away
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>>25279371

Regardless, how the hell do fat people get slimmer without liposuction then? It happens, we've all seen it. Your theory sounds more like a fairytale.
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>>25279239
Keep posting
The more you post the more you're right
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>>25279432
A lot of you aren't as ugly as you think yourselves to be. Hell, I bet most "ugly" people here just have bad skin and weight problems.
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>>25279531
Bad skin isn't possible to fix when you're poor asshole.

NO.
PILLOWCASES ARE NOT ENOUGH FOR CYSTIC ACNE.
ONLY ACCUTANE
WHICH IS EXPENSIVE.
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>>25279531

Congratulations, you half-refuted one third of my points.
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>>25279505
The fat cells shrink in size and die from apoptosis
This results in a decrease of fatty tissue
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>>25279596
>ACCUTANE
>EXPENSIVE.

Yeah if you consider how badly the side effects fuck you up then it is expensive. But the pills are cheap comparatively.
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>>25279690
Accutane without insurance in the US is $1000 and medicaid doesn't cover it.

Nice fucking try yurofaggot.
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>>25279683

Are you the same anon who said that the number of fat cells never decrease?
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>>25279596
Well, shit, lad, I'm sorry for you, but bad skin is nothing that is untreatable, hence you aren't ugly per se.
>>25279605
Your other points are le small dick meme (point refuted a thousand times) and a suicide fantasy, which isn't really even a point.
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>>25279763
>isn't untreatable
But I'll never be able to afford the treatment so it is effectively untreatable.
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>>25279753
No I'm trying to refute that tard
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>>25279706

>being this poor AND getting ripped off this badly for healthcare!

Kek.
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>>25279763
>le small dick meme

Yeah it sure is a meme. Everyone knows the second you get a six pack your dick also becomes exactly 7.5 inches.
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>>25275235
I keep drinking too early to work out
how do i fix
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>>25275235
I can't. I'm 5'6". If I lift, people will tell me that I'm over-compensating.
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>>25279706

Google says as low as $150 per month for generic. You could probably get by with megadoses of cod liver oil though since it's a derivative.
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I would love to eat healthily. The problem is every vegetable tastes like garbage. I tried to force myself to eat salad and tomatoes the other week and damn near puked. Although I only drink water so that's good I guess.
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>>25276813
>lost 50 pounds
>within a year I gained it all back and then some
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>>25279531
You can't fix no chin
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>>25279845
Google is wrong.
The prescription cost $1100 some dollars when I went to go fill it at Walgreen's because medicaid doesn't cover it.

Obviously I didn't get it. Not to mention that I'd have to be on a high dose for 6 months because of how bad my acne is.
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>>25279882
Jesus christ best thing you can do is get a decent haircut family and lose some weight just to see if your cheeks deflate
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>>25278529
tru. the aesthetics improve, but the social capablities are unchangeable.
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>>25279919
Also, shave
O
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>>25279919
It's not me, but pretty close. I'm not even that fat, 146lb, but I've been running so hopefully that'll help cut down some fat
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>>25279596
Stop touching your fucking face.
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>>25275405

I've had women swear that theyre sure that my dick was 9 inches long. I heard this from girls trying to poach me from a "friend" of a girl I'm banging. I've also heard from girls my dick is only 4 inches. I've heard this from girls who were acquaintances with the last girl, but on good terms. My dick is, bone pressed, 6 and 3/4.

Point of the story is my dick is pretty much ok, and more importantly, women can imagine 2 and a 1/4 inches into reality.

They're like orkz. Dick orkz
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>>25279808
Nobody gives a fuck about the size of your dick, especially given how hard it is to even estimate.
>>25279882
This: >>25279919
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>>25279596
dude just rub the fresh piss of a young boy on your face
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>>25275235
I'm 5'6, if I get fit like that I'll hear no end to how I'm "compensating." If you're under a certain height then you have to just be satisfied with your lot in life apparently.
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Can you imagine how ridiculous the body on the right would be if he had a mouthbreather chin/jaw? Some things cant be fixed.
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>>25280085
Uh-huh, whatever you say, darling.
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T F W 6'1, symmetrical face, full lips, strong jawline, /fit/, but 4/5 inch penis and a kissless asian loser

in dating white girls i have probably the same if not worse chances than white manlets, and in dating asian girls i have about the same chance as a fucking brick because they dont date asian guys
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>>25280066

>LOL just like B urself
>no one will care about your below average barely functional penis
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>>25280117
>implying people don't make fun of manlet celebrities
>implying I have the same hook ups with Hollywood jews those people have
>implying manlets lacking a talent can have a good life.
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>>25280152
Nobody even knows how big your dick is before they see you naked, you fuckwit. How the fuck do you think women judge that? Last time I checked, having a vagina didn't give you X-ray vision.
>>25280195
Now you're just backtracking.
> below average
See picture.
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hello my penis is very thin, where are my pencil dick bros at?
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That's not Chad.
That's an incel with muscles.
There's a big difference.
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>>25280230

>"LOL dude I told you, just B urself and all your tiny dick problems will go away forever." t.6'3/4 dick man
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>>25280368
You were never rejected because you had a small dick, why the fuck do you think it matters at all?
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>>25280124
Just go to fucking hong kong or singapore retard
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>>25280419
>You were never rejected because you had a small dick

>I now know everything about your life from 4 Internet posts.
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>>25275235
There is also a normal person. I keep them locked up in a deep dark pit. Self induced head trauma keep them quite.
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>>25280452
Unless you usually go around with your dick out, I doubt you were ever judged on this point before you got into a relationship in the first place, and almost all women really do fail to give any fuck, no pun intended, about how small you dick is.
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>>25275235
You can look like a Chad, but you can only be born with a Chad's soul.
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>>25280419
It matters because it makes it harder to ensure the girl doesn't cheat. Sure it's possible to get her to bed with a small dick but holding on is a whole lot harder. And the way society is these days, it's your fault for her cheating (or worse still is when having a small dick justifies cheating).
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>>25278182
>anime shirt
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>>25279505
>how the hell do fat people get slimmer without liposuction then? It happens, we've all seen it.

Because the fat cells shrink. But they don't go away. Which is why fat people that get skinny always end up being fat again once they stop exercising nonstop and starving themselves.

http://www.nature.com/news/2008/080505/full/news.2008.800.html
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>>25280496
You realize that women check out guys packages and judge what he's packing in his pants, right?
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>>25280569
What the fuck am I reading? I know that virgins love to share stories about how big dicks have a hypnotising effect on women, but, well, let me tell you a secret: most women are unable to achieve vaginal orgasm, and indeed, some researchers say that such a thing doesn't exist at all. The size of your dick doesn't matter in bed, either. You are just inventing excuses. Literally get the fuck out and get a life already.
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>>25280657
>Literally get the fuck out and get a life already.
>while posting on r9k
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>>25280646
And this is truth because someone posted this on some forum.
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>>25280603
only took you another 30 minutes to find a source that doesn't support your argument
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>>25280668
You are just inventing excuses. Your whole life has been this. You don't seek to solve your problems, but only to retreat into an imaginary world where you don't have to. You will never get happy if you keep beating yourself over like that.
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>>25280419
failed normie here

my gfs when i was a normie told me they are constantly looking at the bulges in pants to gauge dick sive

they found nothing hotter than when i would freeball in tight-ish clothing

women are whores
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>>25280691
How doesn't it support my argument? It's a fucking scientific fact you fat idiot

>So although obesity tends to run in families, avoiding getting fat at a young age will help to establish a healthy number of fat cells for life. The best take-home message is for people with kids to ensure they have a healthy lifestyle.

another source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/3341499/The-reason-fat-people-find-it-hard-to-lose-weight-is-found.html

and another:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kristin-kirkpatrick-ms-rd-ld/maintaining-weight-loss_b_942701.html

and another:http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/dailydose/12/02/fat.cells/index.html
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>>25280728
> my personal experience allows me to make extremely generalising judgements
Sure, lad. Except that statistics show that women in general don't care, and that includes your age bracket, too, in case you try that argument.
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>>25280712
Oh fuck off

I have a four and a half inch dick. I can't keep a bitch from cheating on me because no one in the right mind would ever settle for a little worthless cock like mine and thats the damn truth
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>>25280790
>Sure, lad. Except that statistics show that women in general don't care, and that includes your age bracket, too, in case you try that argument.
My personal experience trumps any fake, poorly conducted "statistics"

You will never convince anyone that dick size doesn't matter, just like you will never convince anyone that height and skin doesn't matter.
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>>25280811
> four and a half inch dick
THAT'S JUST FINE, YOU DOUBLE TROGLODYTE.
> no one in the right mind would ever settle for a little worthless cock like mine
Now you are just pulling this right out of your colon.
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>>25280862
so why does every girl leave me after she sees my penis?
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>>25280820
> My personal experience trumps any fake, poorly conducted "statistics"
All right, I'm out of here. Thanks for the laff.
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>>25280776
So fat cells remain constant in number but shrink in size in adulthood. Which is all that really fucking matters.

Nowehere in any of those sources does it say that if you were fat once you will be fat forever. People who were fat once become fat again because they don't know how to eat, not because they're fucked forever.

Maybe you should try posting this in fathate threads in /fit/.

In fact, I'm going to steal your arguments and post these in the next fathate thread I see. Those people are too dumb to understand that it's bullshit, and if it was true it would really be the perfect excuse for being fat!
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>>25275235
No there isn't. I'm waiting to work up the courage to put a bullet in my head.
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>>25280862
>4 1/2
>fine
Shrimpdick detected. 4 1/2 is fucking tiny. The average among whites in the US is about 6. That's 25% shorter than average.
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>>25280881
Because you had bad luck? Because you are lying? Because you didn't learn of the actual reason(s) people left you? You are just shoehorning.
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>>25279882
If he practiced proper head/tongue posture and closed his mouth he could make it more pronounced.
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>>25280897
>So fat cells remain constant in number but shrink in size in adulthood.

It says they CAN shrink in adulthood and only through vigorous diet/exercise. Most fat people's fat cells don't shrink.

It's true that if you were fat once you will be fat forever.
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>>25280983
>>It's true that if you were fat once you will be fat forever.
This is perfect trolling material for fathate.

Thank you based idiot pretend medfag.
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>>25275235
I SHALL SCULPT AN ADONIS FROM THIS BODY
I SHALL RISE FROM MY OWN FLAMES A GOD AMONG MORTALS
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I'm 5'2 and half Japanese, I don't think so.
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>>25280862

Lying roastie detected!!!!!!!!!!
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>>25279921
looks ain't everything

for once that statement doesn't sound completely fucking gay
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I'm gonna buy a 40 pounder tomorrow and just lift until shit happens
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>>25280958
> One study, published in the British Journal of Urology International, suggested that while the majority of women,some 85%, were satisfied with the size and proportion of their partner's penis, men were less sure of themselves

and

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a42827/does-penis-size-really-matter-millennial-women-survey/ (yes, I know I'm linking Cosmopolitan, let it slide)
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>>25280117

Allow me to explain why your image is gay bullshit.

There are 7 billion people on Earth.

If we assume half of those people are men, there are 3.5 billion men on Earth.

86% of men are manlets if we assume a manlet is anyone who is shorter than 6 feet.

86% of 3.5 billion is ~3.1 billion.

There are 21 successful manlets in your image.

If you're a manlet, the chance you can be successful and attractive is 21/3,000,000,000
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>>25281468
upvoted fellow /fit/izen non-manlet
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>>25275235
I've been trying to work out more but I have a lot of off days where I just feel tired and lethargic. What's the cure for this? A shit ton of coffee and/or energy drinks?
I'd say I'm skinnyfat as of now.
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>>25281544
antidepressants and/or amphetamines
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>>25281544
WARNING: DO NOT DO THIS >>25281578


Use caffeine until your body reaches it's maximum tolerance, and then use khat.
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>>25281602
>antipharma /pol/tard
There's nothing wrong with antidepressants. The science is sound. He is depressed, obviously, or he wouldn't feel like that. He needs antidepressants to manage his downswings and amphetamines to boost his mood and energy.

try 20mg fluoxetine and 30mg XR mixed amphetamines (adderall)
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>>25281602
Did you get your replies mixed up?
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>>25275235

Oh, I don't disagree.

Hell, I hope he gets in this skeltal-ass body soon. Fuck being 5'11 and 119lbs. Fuck being me and looking like a fucking Birkenau intern. I've seen shit. I've done shit. I'm in college and entrancing dudes with stories about the Congo, Ghana, Turkey, Iraq. Where are the hos I was promised?
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>>25281578
I'm actually on antidepressants. Haven't tried amphetamines though. I'll look into it.
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>>25280010
Undderated post
#dickorkz
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>>25275235
Only if you are at minimum 6 feet tall. Otherwise you get put in those social media posts where hundreds of thousands of women share it laughing at your height.
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Nope. I have this
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I don't want him to emerge. Chad is violent, misogynistic and oppressive. He's a bad guy, I don't want to be a bad guy.
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>>25282860
Can you give a titjob? It's my fetish.
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>>25278182
tfw no curly haired bf to lose weight with
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>>25282911
Can't you see the pic? If I could give anything it would be anything but a titjob

It's like asking guy with no hands to give you a handjob
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>>25283114
Yeah, that was stupid of me.
>>25280585
Where?
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>>25276865
I don't understand, how come men with gay lips always turnout to be trannies?
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his face isnt disgustingly ugly like mine though family
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Probably been said before, but look at his chin and jaw. You think he could "emerge" as Chad if his face looked bad? No use trying to succeed if you are inferior in things you can't change.
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>>25278182
>tfw anon unironically thinks pic related is him
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>>25279432
>Exercise wont make your dick bigger
losing fat around your groin will make your dick bigger
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>>25279596
thank god for the NHS
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>>25275235
>those love handles
reminder that once you get fat, you're fucked for life
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>>25276865
Well he already had the hips for it
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>>25275235
I will stop him from emerging. I will suffocate him.

Stupid Chad, I win.
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>>25285936
Those are not lovehandles, dummy. It's his obliques.
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>>25276813
Lose some more pounds then
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>>25277028
Jesus you're delusional. Anyone can achieve that level in 2-3 years.
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>>25276865
i'm glad they found themselves.
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