If a woman approached you and offered to save you from your NEEThood, would you accept?
>>25274572
No
It's statistically more probable that it's all some sick, elaborate, joke than a reality
fuck you
>>25274572
the fuck kind of question is this? of course I would.
I think I'd probably have trouble trusting her though, in order to help she'd have to tell me she actually wants to be around me and won't abandon me as soon as I make progress
>>25274572
Holy shit I started NHK 2 days ago and I'm 17 episodes in already, can't stop desu
10/10
>>25274572
I'd invite her in, rape her then i'd go back to being a neet.
If she was as qt as Misaki then I guess
But I'd just use it to get over my anxieties and acquire huge amounts of money and then go back into the NEET life as a rich confident beast
>>25274572
only if it'd end in love
>>25274572
I'd bring her in and trap her for ALL ETERNITY
>>25274664
She tries to suicide desu
>>25274572
She'd have to make a pretty convincing argument that she's actually capable of helping me, which seems very unlikely since it's also very unlikely that she knows anything about me.
>>25274734
>in the feels over the sea
>tfw trying to help a guy but he's as skeptical as all of you
How do I prove I'm useful and make him want to be happy
>>25274977
You're not useful, you're just trash
![George_Costanza_Drama[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tkPyNTF.jpg "George_Costanza_Drama[1].jpg")
>>25274734
fuck moote
>>25274977
explain yourself to him. why do you want to help him?
>>25274977
>How do I prove I'm useful
>3DPD whore actually thinks she can be useful for anything besides providing a wet hole
>>25275070
I did but he says he doesn't deserve to be happy and he's destined to die a NEET
I have a woman doing this right now. It's bretty nice.but we're only online friends
>>25275340
I would say stay persistent. tell him what you think his good traits are and about his potential. he'll crack eventually, deep down he's desperate to believe but constant disappointment hardens people
>>25274572
>a girl will save me from my boring life
Isn't this the dream of every faggot who watches anime?
>>25275107
>women will never be as perfect as 2D
just let them dream
>>25275425
Yeah I was planning on it I guess I was just hoping there was something better I could say
>>25275107
>tripfag talking about usefulness
kek
>>25274572
No
I like being NEET
>>25275340
He's not skeptical he's depressed. You need to help him overcome his depression.And if you have to ask how you really are useless. Google.
>>25274572
I'm not a NEET and tbqh the likeliest way a woman would save me from boredom is to serve me papers saying I've got another military course to go on
>>25274572
> oasties are so mad government benefits go to NEETs and not them they actually go around tricking men into getting jobs.
>>25274572
i'd say no, i can save myself. then she'd probably go to a NEET who deserves it
>>25277175
I want him to get autismbux and live with me and cuddle me where we can both be happy
If anything I'd get a fucking job, he can stay NEET forever.
I only want to take care of him and make him happy.
>>25274572
Hell fucking no
I don't want a bitch to turn me into a normie
I don't wanna give up 16 hours of anime vidya and chan every day.
>>25277196
Are you also a roasty toasty chad and Tyrone mostly?
>>25277196
You do not exist.
>>25277196
You're probably trolling but the idea that someone like this exists makes me very happy
>>25277196
I bet if the technology existed to analyze genetic potential in society of infants you would kill all the males who are less likely to be successful and fuck every guy.
>>25277253
Wot
I'm just an ugly girl
>>25277262
>>25277288
Yeah, I'm being selfish by the fact that this is probably one of my only chances to be happy either.
It's not like my motives are purely selfless, but I do really want him to be happy because I empathize with him a lot and the idea that he would continue suffering like this makes me cry.
>>25277320
Loaded Question
Honestly I would suspect she's just pretending to give me attention so she can upset me later.
>>25277196
I wish you were real
I wish with every fiber of my being someone like you would come into my life.
>>25274572
No. I would literally die of depression. Alone.
>>25274572
I wouldn't. I wouldn't be able to trust her. I'd just assume she's some religious freak or some other kind of scammer.
>mfw the people responding like nhk's protagonist
I'm a really good liar and blend well with normies, I'd tell her she has the wrong home and that the weird NEET boy is next door
>>25277658
That's called being a sociopath, Anon
>>25277356
> Ugly girl
> no roast to boast
> no flaps to slap
> no drapes to rape
> no curtains splurtn
> no beef to queef
> no protruding labia to play with ya
> nothing hanging when you're banging
> no loose skin that sways in the wind
The post mentioned specifically "oasties [sic]"
>>25277658
what happens when she discovers there's no such NEET boy and comes back?
A couple of years ago, I was encouraged by two girl friends to stay in the city I was studying in instead of leaving it as I was dropping out, being told that they would help me even outside of university.
"oh um no thanks" close the door in her face
>>25277876
By then I've already gotten my kidnapping kit ready.
>>25277288
Me too.
>>25277196
Where do I find a woman like you? I would love nothing more than to get NEETbux and find a nice girl to take care of me and fill my heart with happiness by her embrace.
>>25277356
>tfw no NEET supporting gf
Take me out of this place senpai, i'm done for.
>>25275360
don't fall for the online friends meme
>>25277849
> no "it's just genetics" to talk about on reddit
>tfw no Misaki to end your suffering
>>25274572
>"save"
Hahaha no
I'd just call her an ugly creep and tell her to get away from me.
>>25277967
>tfw still not actually his gf yet and might not ever be
>tfw that's okay with me
Weird feelings desu
>>25277957Try /jp/?
>>25277972
You don't really have a choice if you're NEET though
Just have to learn who is catfishing you and who is genuine
>>25278049
What is it that you like about him? I have something similar with a girl right now and have no idea why on earth she enjoys talking to me.
>>25278049
There are women on /jp/?? That's the last place I'd expect to find them. If only I wasn't too detached from myself to enjoy anime and VNs like I used to... There could be a sweet, wonderful fujo there just waiting for me to bond over our mutual love of all things weeb that I can no longer feel.
>>25278146
Color me jealous. I wish anyone enjoyed talking to me.
>>25278169
I tried the Weeb path once, we dated for a while, broke up with me for some mexicunt manlet because "Our interests are too similar, it'd be like dating my twin" Fucked him on the first date, told me to hold off until marriage.
So yeah, even if they're into anime, stacy's are stacys, beware.
>>25278146
Almost three years ago I was going through the exact same pain he is now.
I found a girl online and eventually she ended up visiting me. If it wasn't for that I would still be as miserable as he is now.
I can't let go of all of the empathy I have for him; accepting his suffering would be a betrayal of myself.
>>25278274
Was it her first relationship?
>>25277356
Well, then, since you've already attracted the attention of most people in this thread, post a pic to prove that you are indeed a real female on r9k. And not just a 475 lb. man pretending to be one.
>>25278374
I showed him a pic I don't need to show any of you kek
What kind of logic is that
Why don't post a pic to prove you're not a 55lb Boston Terrier?
>>25278319
It was her second, so I guess I understand why she wanted to see what else was out there. But still, the feels.
>>25278392
Because I'm not saying i'm a boston terrier. I'm not saying I'm anything.
You're saying you're a female, when that is highly unlikely on this libyan machete polishing board. So, I'm asking for you to post a pic in this thread, just so that we can know for sure whether or not you are indeed a female robot.
>>25278402
Actually I think it's more that people just suck at relationships when they're still new to them, more than anything else. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
>>25278454
>You're saying you're a female, when that is highly unlikely on this libyan machete polishing board.
Let's be honest here, at this point it's really not that hard to believe. Maybe 5 years ago, but today women (and normies) are all over the place here.
>>25278454
I'd agree with you if it was actually relevant, but we might as well be talking hypothetically.
He knows what I look like and that's enough.
>>25278518
Yeah, but when someone stirs up this much attention, and then acts sketchy when someone asks for proof. Its more and more likely its just a 382.5 lb. NEET trolling a bunch of robots into being beta orbiters and wasting their time.
>>25278600
People only think that because they're 400 lbs themselves kek
Might as well change your name to Projecting and put on a trip so we all know there's a 200 lb orb protruding from your chest.
>>25278600
Do you go around posting photos of yourself on /r9k/? Refusing to doesn't seem sketchy to me at all.If you do, then >>>/soc/
>>25275460
I think its a dream of people in general
anything that makes people feel special would be nice
>>25274600
Sadly, this
At this point if anyone said they loved me If ask me Id assume they had an ulterior motive.
>>25278894
If I was claiming something out of the ordinary I would, If I said I had a ferrari sitting out in my garage, and someone asked for proof, I'd post proof. So that when people responded, they knew they weren't being b8td.
>>25274780
Yeah pretty much. It makes me angry when normies spout that wannabe-helpful shit just so they can feel better about themselves, despite the fact that they wouldn't really try to help you. Nigga, you don't know the first fuckin thing about me. Don't act like you're helpful.
>>25274977
In case this isn't b8: just don't do it. You don't need to pry into other people's lives and change them just so you can feel better about yourself.
STOP LIVING IN FUCKING LALA LAND
NO GIRL IS EVER GOING TO WANT TO HELP YOU IS YOU ARE A NEET LOSER
>>25274572
Why would I need saving? NEETdom is the best dom
>>25274664
>17 episodes in 2 days
git gud m8, i watched like 15 in one night
Enjoy your feels
>>25274572
I wouldn't. I don't want to risk falling in love/lust with her.
>>25277196
Thread derailed once again
>>25280794
eh, this thread wasn't really going anywhere anyway. at least that random post gives us some (tiny) hope
>>25280794
Seems pretty related to the thread.
>>25280794
yeah. it always does.
No, it'd be a ruse to try and make me look more foolish than I already do.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME STACY YOU STD-INFESTED CUNT I AM WISE TO YOUR TRAP GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25274572
i used to orbita gir for a few years and she was always going on about how she would make sure i lose my virginity buy introducing me to some of her friends who were cherry hounds.
this never happened. she never once introduced me to those friends of hers and she never once invited me to parties. all she has to do was give me 2 minutes of her time and we could have solved my problem but she would never fuck me
she would always call me up when i she bored and me being the beta i was would drop anything i was doin to go and entertain her just so her boyfriend come come home and reap the benefits of my hard work
i would keep her entertained and he would fuck her. she ended up getting pregnant and i haven't spoken to her in over a year
why are women like that? they are always in disbelief how you could be a virgin but when you ask if they would have sex with you they make up some bullshit excuse like how it would ruin the friendship. bullshit, people say sex is just meaningless fun well whenever we hung out it was for fun so why not escalate that fun by having sex?
women just never want to step up to the plate they only want to be treated like a fuckign princess without giving any return
sorry for the rant i am rather drunk and took a handfull of sleeping pills. spelling is probably fucked because i can't even fucking see right now
tl:dr women always say they can't believe you are single/vigin but when asked if they would date/fuck you they say no
if i don't wake up i just want you guys to know you are very important to me and i'm glad i had somewhere i could belong and people i could relate to
>>25281337
I hope you do wake up. Not every woman can be like that. There have to be a few decent ones somewhere. Even if there aren't, there are still good things in this life that make it worth living. I'm glad that you and all our fellow robots are here. We're all just looking to belong, to be cared about, to be loved, and it's heartening to know that you're not alone in this struggle.
I don't know if I'd feel comfortable with her when Im still living with my parents.
>>25274572
No, I would instead drag her into my world and let her see what "Feminism" and other bullshit she is imbibing is doing to men and why they are retreating into NEETdom.
Show her the statistics of family fragmentation and the like. Show her all the garbage that resulted from the benefits they get from society.
>>25277967
i feel u brah. i feel u
>>25274664
It's shit, all every single piece of animation tells you, is to be the "good guy" and become a productive member of society in some way.
>Every single time it is the above, every time.
Music is the same, so are live action movies, video games (false sense of accomplishment, which makes you keep blowing money on them in order to keep getting that feeling), etc. It is why I quit all of them and do nothing, except web development, cook, exercise, and draw. Enjoy your shit while you can anon.
> mfw someone approached me with that mindset, but because of my antisocial, cynical behaviour I told her to fuck off
> mfw she's probably fucking Chad right now
