>>25274010
Whatever man i want greentext stories now

I want some stories. Is it awkward/whats the usual rate

>>25274010
Any escort worth having would likely cost two years' worth of my hobby budget, and I'd much rather spend that money on things that last rather than a one hour experience.

Escorts are a viable option if you're one of those robots who can't get sex the normal way despite having a good job and plenty of extra money or being wealthy from family, but it does nothing for those of us who are NEET as well because of our issues. There might be some people who collect NEETbux and still have their expenses covered and could afford to blow their money on escorts, but I think those are a tiny minority.

>>25274010
>Best escort Ive been with was pornstar Abigaile Johnson.
Green text nigger. If I were American I'd totally fuck overpriced pornstars.

OP here, not good at stories..but here it goes..
> be 19 kissless virgin
> feeling really horny one night alone in my apartment
> I start browsing backpage escort section
> see qt blonde and decide to call her
> Im nervous as fuck that I decide to hang up before saying anything
> download a text app and decide to call same girl hour later wtith different number
> all the time im thinking in my head this is a setup
> fuck it, decide to call her again
> she picksup and I answer stuttering every two words
> " dont get nervous baby, are you a newbie?' she says in the sweetest voice ever
> " your in good hands baby, Ill treat you like you deserve"
> all the while I have a boner while on the phone
> we agree to meetup

>>25274265
I don't get how prostitution is illegal in America.

>>25274265
Go on...... OP tell us the rest

>>25274265
>implying you arent a pimp just trying to get us to use your STD riddled roasties

>>25274265
> I knock on her door at some shitty motel
> she opens up
> all I see is a short qt blonde with sexy smile
> she is wearing some panties and stockings with some oversized shirt
> I put the money on the table and she takes a quick glance at it
> she immediately grabs me from back of my hand and starts kissing me
> feelsgood.jpg
> she can feel my boner as she says "ooh youre hard for me already"
> gives me my first blowjob, puts on a condom and rides me reverse cowgirl
> lasted about 2 minutes, and took a 10 minute break and went for another shot
> left really happy and tired at the same time
> week later decide to call her again, but her phone not in use anymore..bummer

>tfw too scared to get an escort in case I cum immediately and feel embarrassed.
Is this a problem many people have?

the rates where i live are like $200/hour at the lowest, p ridiculous tbqh family

>>25274010
It must be good to have money OP
It sucks to be a poorfag
If I had money I'd much rather bang escorts than bother with GF's
GF's are a distraction from hobbies and learning

>>25274402
>embarrassed
>with a hooker

It's LITERALLY her job not to care

ffs anon...

Escorts/hookers are a scam. Rather spend it on myself. Fucked around 50 hookers/escorts Spent about 4k USD in a span of one year.

I'm not going to give away my money to the same group of women who deny me sexual intimacy.

>>25274477

not only does she not care, the quicker she gets you to cum the faster she can get you out the door for the next dude that will pay to fuck her.

it's hilarious that some of the people i've seen posting on here think that the hookers they have sex with actually like them and they believe them when they tell them they have a big dick, are a great lover, etc.

newsflash, they only want your money, most likely for drugs, and they don't give a fuck about you and wouldn't give you the time of day unless you were paying them hundreds of dollars. not that that's a bad thing. it's a business transaction after all. hookers are good for sex, but most of the robots are r9k are love and affection starved moreso than they're sex starved.

I wont get into much details about Abigaile Johnson since it involves some under the radar stuff... Abigaile was my 4th escort.. I met her while I visited LA. How I got to contact her, ill wont go into much detail. Ill just say that I had joined a forum where I contacted some guy that gave me contact details to an angency that was in touch with various porn stars that were escorts. I booked Abigaile for 1 hour for $1600. When I met her she was really sweet and could hardly speak english, but understood it. Her eyes were something else. She made me pop twice with some talking in between. Had a blast with her. And about 3 weeks later, I contacted her agian for second session. This time she offered me special services for additional fee. She upped the price to 2800$ because I wanted bareback and anal. We actually went over an hour to almost 1hr 45 minutes. I popped 3 times and once was inside her mouth. I left extremely tired but happy. never gonna forget abigaile.. she is special

>>25274533
I don't believe that they actually like or care about me, it's just I would rather go to one and leave feeling good rather than like shit.

why in god's name would you fuck a porn star/escort bareback, and pay $2800 to do it? you're just asking for herpes and hpv man.

>>25274603
>$2800
>1 hour and 45 minutes

This absolutely blows my mind. Is anyone here actually that wealthy?

That's about what I spend on hobbies/entertainment for a period of six years, and that's not even counting what I would probably get back from re-selling some stuff. I could probably last in excess of a decade on $2,800.

>>25274697
i enjoy myself

>>25274697
Not him but I work but still live with my parents, have $32k in the bank doing fuck all.
I'm an ausfag though so that's like $18k American.
I'd definitely pay to fuck holly Michaels or siri

>>25274349
part of their christian puritan past,

>>25274837
I guess if you have the money to spare, it doesn't seem like such a big deal.

Still, I don't think I could ever justify it, even if I did manage to get a job and have extra money after helping my parents and such. As a NEET with little money for hobbies I've really learned to be frugal and maximize what I can get for a dollar. Plus, I've learned to live a relatively minimal lifestyle, and after so many years as a KHV, I feel more like I'm better off this way.

>>25275143
It is a waste of money and isn't justifiable but I'd still be willing to pay a price for certain women.